Never fails to make me laugh 😃

That's fair.

Sick BURN!

Well, of course. We are trained in the ancient rune language from early age to be able to do that. Öguggungebill!

Maybe that was how the markets advertised, lol.

The food didn't move while you were painting it. The artist had the perfect subject.

And I, who thinks it is annoying to have to wait a few seconds untill the other person has taken the picture before I can eat - imagen back then...

😂 never thought of this

Nice burn for 2008 culture.

Fruit and plague victims is all they had to paint back then, so they went with fruit.

hum ... brings to mind the possibility of the cannibalistic portrait artist

Well Done 😂

Reminds me of a joke I heard recently: "Mom I'm going to Ken's for a sleepover." "Make sure you bring protection." "Mom, I'm only 14." "And I'm 28 so here's a condom."

And thus beget Algebra, bane of fifth graders everywhere.

Not necessarily in that order.

Yes. Yes it does.

Where's "I never could"?

There must be a male equivalent of this meme out there out there. Something something hard.

Several of my relationships summed up in one picture. Painting. Meme. Whatever

I can have someone take you.

I think I used to work with him.

Swedish churches tended to be all white inside in modern times, until it was discovered that people hundreds of years ago started to hate the pics in the ceiling.. Lota of them, like hundreds, sometime sexually explicit (ladies and the devil) or pure gore from the saints executions. It was painted white at many places. Now most of them are restored and you can indulge in medival storytelling during sermon.

What, you expect a physicist to do something about a virus? That's like asking a business major to run the country.

And dishes. Laundry and dishes.

This.

Oh no you don't have to be employed to get replaced, all those fanfics you made about Napoleon Bonaparte online are still replaceable.

The voices in my head keep me company when I'm lonely. Sometimes I'm glad the CIA and Bill Gates put those microchips in my brain.

This is why I prefer to stay asleep

Few know themselves that well. Admirable.

Oh no.

The parcel has been delivered, if you look closely you can see it floating in the sea

OnlyProblems is a great concept for a website.

And some friends does the overly dramatic PLUS vagueboiking. So you dont know if they are sad or currently invading North Korea .

yeah

Yep. This is me.

When even the dog dislikes you...

Guys like him had it hard before they invented guitars

DOGGY 🩷

Try to do work for just two minutes. Tell yourself it's only two minutes. Sometimes, you'll be able to get work done after those two minutes. Sometimes, you won't (in which case you can try again later). But those two minutes of work are better than doing nothing and scrolling on BP :) Which is what I'm doing right now, so I guess I'm not very qualified for advice, am I?

Perfect!

If in doubt, delete everything and become a hermit

Which celebrity couple does this most resemble?

The execution of Lady Jane Grey! I saw it at the National Gallery in London as a teenager and haven't forgotten it since.

It's not what you wear, it's how you wear it.

I have feelings for you too, none of them good.

Dude looks a bit like Frodo Baggins

I feel ya.

There's classy, and then there's slumming it for a fun night out.

Reality? Women dress for other women because most men are that particular. Getting a compliment from a woman is the height of the evening.

Women of that era would be shocked about how modern men have let themselves go. No makeup, high heels or wigs! Maybe they would would even seek out our Drag Queens to feel more at home /j

Sleeping is one of my hobbies

Sigh, my ex

It’s a constant ohh no. Why???? I am so stupid.

"Have some Madeira, my dear, I have a small cask of it here"

Good joke, ugly painting