People do this to me at work when I'm on lunch. I try to read my Kindle and eat, but they want to talk to me.

"That wasn't 'worship', Man in tangly dress, we were just chatting with our bud!"

Everyone will be dying to catch it!

Always happens when you’re in that mood 😂

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I actually just tested positive for Covid lol

Nah this one's more peaceful

Taught your whole life not to put stuff up your nose, then covid happens and all the doctors want to tickle your brain lol.

"It might tickle and you will probably sneeze."

I don't get it.

"He's tested negative sir!" "Are you certain?" "Well, he's dead, so....yes?"

Interpretive dance.

Tetsuya Noguchi has created some very funny Samurai pictures - it's worth checking them out.

Its a Dead Mans Party..

HE is clearly a SHE

Well. Jesus as painted by a European who never saw Jesus...

The Trojan Marriage Cake was a Failure!

Sorry about the myrrh... we know it's mostly for embalming, but.. keep it handy....

God, Harry, I'm so sorry I ever said I thought smoking looked manly...

French onion soup

I'm in my 40s, alone, with cat. I rate it as 10/10, would definately recommend.

Story of my childhood.

"sUnsHinE, loLlIpoPs and, RaiNbOwS-"

Can't I just go to the loo, in peace?

DMZ zoned. Ouch!

Before electricity, MRIs were wood-fueled, and most reliable for diagnosing pain tolerance.

Rigor Mortis does make getting up tricky

Poor pugs. Adorable but suffer so many consequences of inbreeding

His death mask shows he died still in the "wait.... I don't get it...' stage...

The guys in top right are singing what they think is "close harmony"...

"Damn. I think I forgot to turn off the gas..."

I am, however, allergic, so I have been forced to live a cat-free life- this is my guinea pig Dinky- he cosplays cats..

There's your trouble- you let your alarm clock get drunk!

Holy s**t!

The Children of the Corn changed a little during the Blood Moon phase of the lunar cycle.

My dear, we are Destined to be. Haven't you noticed? Our Noses.... they MATCH....

No, you idiot! Gertrude!! My favorite chicken! She's... escaped!!!

My kindred spirit ❤😜😎

And in our house, we lit our Cozy Candles - and drank Hot Chocolate...

Study suggests people are idiots and not worth studying!

What a beautiful big cockk! 😍🤣

I'm in this picture and I don't like it.

Like, Hey, Izzy, yer barn door's open! - Like that?

And it comes back marked "wrong tense..."

If they hit your joules, it hertz more.

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going to be the boring educational person. It's from italian. Umbro- means shadow. -ella shows it's small or something like that.

Then this Mohammed dude showed up, and wrecked everything.

Spiced rum, and whiskey, too.

Or Doctor Strange.