Um, wait! That's me on BP

perfect. upvote this sucker straight to the top.

Why worship something you can see when you can worship some invisible voice in the sky that tells people to sacrifice their children to them? (Okay at least once lol)

The Sun is absolutely real, and it hurts my eyeballs.

The Sun is something that makes sense to worship. It provides the light that gives us food and life

This is one that cannot be voted up enough times 😁

The only truth I ever found in religion is that god spelled backwards is dog.

LOL

' idiot. we arent dumb

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CLAP CLAP

mmmm Sunday naps are the best naps.

ME FR

The only reason I like English: we don't gender f*****g inanimate objects. (I'm learning German and I want to throw my phone out of the window because a church and library are female, but somehow we still ended up with sexism)

🤣

Kitties make everything better. 🧡🧡🧡

Yes, all three

GALILEO GALILEO GALILEO FIGARO!

Krampus!

Wrath of Khan ear bugs to start.

lmao literally me

The haunted look on their faces . . . those characters have seen some stuff.

what is this painting

LEGEND

I would love to know the original source of this painting

I'm so busy that I stopped by just to tell you how busy I am.

Poor lady is just sitting there trying to play Solitaire, and these kids keep interrupting her!

huh. I seem to be able to accomplish the combination without working hard.

Brilliant idea. A democracy in which no one can vote

*opens*

"And we'd all be FINE if it weren't for those meddling kids!"

Who cares if it's socially acceptable or not, just start doing it.

Agree

In paradise I wanna dress like I'm going to work. Great. 🙄

PREACH. my poor phone.

The son of man did not come to be served, but to serve

I feel this and im not even an adult..

Me wondering which personality to introduce...

if you purchase a pet dragon online that's a win.

It only takes a minute to do if you leave it until the last minute. built-diff...44e1c.jpeg

If she's Marie Antoniette, this meme is awfully accurate

He often drank their blood as well. This is where the tale of Dracula came from.

Thats literally a pic of me and my besties vibing guys