Um, wait! That's me on BP

perfect. upvote this sucker straight to the top.

Why worship something you can see when you can worship some invisible voice in the sky that tells people to sacrifice their children to them? (Okay at least once lol)

CLAP CLAP

mmmm Sunday naps are the best naps.

ME FR

The only reason I like English: we don't gender f*****g inanimate objects. (I'm learning German and I want to throw my phone out of the window because a church and library are female, but somehow we still ended up with sexism)

🤣

Kitties make everything better. 🧡🧡🧡

Yes, all three

GALILEO GALILEO GALILEO FIGARO!

Krampus!

Wrath of Khan ear bugs to start.

lmao literally me

The haunted look on their faces . . . those characters have seen some stuff.

what is this painting

LEGEND

I would love to know the original source of this painting

I'm so busy that I stopped by just to tell you how busy I am.

Poor lady is just sitting there trying to play Solitaire, and these kids keep interrupting her!

huh. I seem to be able to accomplish the combination without working hard.

Brilliant idea. A democracy in which no one can vote

*opens*

"And we'd all be FINE if it weren't for those meddling kids!"

Who cares if it's socially acceptable or not, just start doing it.

Agree

In paradise I wanna dress like I'm going to work. Great. 🙄

PREACH. my poor phone.

My phone, every day: "you're running out of storage, some functions may be disabled. Delete saved images that are backed up?" Me: "no thanks"

Your phone is RIPPED . . .

« Screenshots »

Why not?

I’ve seen this one so many times, and yet screenshot it every time. 😶🤣

I have 145 516 photos on my phone, most of them nonsense screenshots.

THIS!!!!!

The son of man did not come to be served, but to serve

I feel this and im not even an adult..

Me wondering which personality to introduce...

if you purchase a pet dragon online that's a win.

It only takes a minute to do if you leave it until the last minute. built-diff...44e1c.jpeg

If she's Marie Antoniette, this meme is awfully accurate

He often drank their blood as well. This is where the tale of Dracula came from.

Thats literally a pic of me and my besties vibing guys

And WAY more FUN

C**P girls they found us out- SCATTER!!!

Hey Jesus, can you get the windows on the east side while you're at it? They're looking a little rough.

Which ones which?

what the hell is that neckstrap beard?

livin the life am i right

--Ernest Hemmingway

or. I choose or.

I wish an extrovert would adopt me because I need friends outside of the internet. 🥺😭

Stop. Please. LOL

I'm lucky enough to not have gotten covid yet. And I'm sending virtual hugs to anyone who has/is recovering from covid💕

Or when you hit a patch of ice and can't control the car.

it doesn't matter if dinner was a box of donuts, dessert is dessert.