Awesome group of bikers!

You are very loved by your dad. I hope your day is beautiful!!!

I love this, please people, dont feel ashamed by your parents

I feel attacked.

Why don't you start by clearing out that quarry no one has touched for a century. I'll get you a shovel.

"c'est pas versailles ici !!!" (it's not the castel of Versailles here) the sentence my GenX french head heard aaaaall my childhood :D

Wait, what?

I used to just roll with it, I was whatever age one of my parents chose.

Ha my dad 🙈 up since 5am waiting to tell us that hes up early then goes to have a nap

I'm sure the cashiers never get tired of hearing that line. Honest.....

When he presses the find my remote button and my a$s beeps...

Get off my lawn!

It adds up. My local Tesco charge 142.9p per litre. Costco charge 134.9p Makes all the difference

Each week! I wish, monthly pickups nowadays in my area.

My dad used to work on cargo ships until I was born. Every year we'd go to the UK by ferry and he'd stand outside on the deck almost the entire time, rain or sunshine. 🥰 He misses the sea but has always said that he'd missed me more if he'd continued his sealife ❤️🥰

I can only watch things in 20-40mins increments depending

Me: It's 8:00 and you want to start a movie NOW???

LOVE news hour (PBS) as they dive pretty deep on issues, but 5 minutes into a report and...

My preschooler when I ask him where his shoes he was just wearing are vs 6 months ago when I said we would get ice cream

Our local council has a free mulch mountain, seriously big, and you can take however much you want out of it, free. Reckon I haven’t hit that sucker 10+ times?

I usually said to put a sweater or robe on.

I am guilty

I have a two visit per store per day rule. Also have three hardware stores about the same distance. I have visited all three on the same day/project.

I DON’T KNOW WHY IT ISN’T THAWED!!! Maybe the chicken is bad 😅

nothing better than the garage fridge beers :)

No,I won't. I shall also be grunting when I stand up.

Not my Dad. We are all long sleepers

Other way around with me and the husband

Jesus…I just did this the other day at Family Dollar when the toilet paper wouldn’t scan

Would also be a picture of my wallet empty. Any other dads around to have a discussion on the current and trending lumber prices. I mean have you seen the cost of some 3/4in plywood lately

That's my son bursting in my door at 530a on the dot

Pandas over 21 hear me out. You get to the airport 3+ hours early, check your bags, then bar hop your way to your flight. It's a life changing experience.

All the hate for Sam Adams... I will forever stan Sam Adams Summer Ale. It's the most light, crisp, refreshing beer in the world.

My dad uses a mobility aid, but he speedwalks anyway. And when he has decided on a route, we all clear the path for him like it's some weird game of curling. I love my dad though 🥰

Not my Dad (again lol). Mum mowed the lawns

Nope, that's the dad line, kids aren't allowed to use that one. That and 'can I get this to go?' when my plate is empty

I actually enjoy chopping my own firewood (when there's an opportunity, about once every 5 years)

I did upgrade my son's power wheel to use 18v batteries and rubber wheels. He can wheelie down the driveway in it

I mean a big one takes like 18+ hours low and slow

In theory our short-term memory can recall 7-items. Our wives know this, but after we remember the beer, the chips, newspaper, fill up with fuel, check the tyres, and clean the windscreen, then check on the specials at Bunnings - well it does get tricky.

LOL @ "rival dad."