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One of the best things about becoming a father is getting a power-up: you now intuitively know how to crack goofy puns. Whether there's a family crisis or the household's mood is plummeting, it's always there, ready at their disposal to make our eyes roll.

While dads are essentially the embodiment of a cringe-fest, there's something undeniably charming about the way they go about life. Enter the Classic Dad Moves Instagram page. From dads goofing around the BBQ to spot-on dad memes that all dads undoubtedly will chuckle at, this page is truly "saving the world one dad joke at a time." Prepare to roll your eyes, dear pandas, because we hand-picked the dandiest of them all.

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Dawn Marie
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sure wish I knew about these wonderful gentlemen about 20 years ago. My son was petrified testifying against his father. He was 4 years old at the time. After many years of therapy, he is now a flier in the Air Force and is doing beautifully.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

In Florida we got BACA (Bikers Against Child Abuse) that does the same. Big burly intimidating-looking guys w/hearts of gold. It's amazing seeing them in court, backing up kids as they testify.

Mimi La Souris
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i saw them in action on tv, escorting a little girl to the tribunal, one of the most strange/comforting thing i see :) <3

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wish there was an organization that did this for battered women too. I could have used them 30 some odd years ago

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I´m sorry, but my first thought was: can i call him daddy too?

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Ah, the enigmatic energy of dads with their terrible, terrible yet wholesome puns. Believe it or not, in 2019, the term 'dad joke' made its way into Merriam-Webster’s Dictionary as "a wholesome joke of the type said to be told by fathers with a punchline that is often an obvious or predictable pun or play on words and usually judged to be endearingly corny or unfunny." But as in all art forms, can we pin down dad humor to a single, limited definition?

As Stanley Dubinsky, a Professor of Linguistics at the University of South Carolina and the father of two boys, explains, it's not so simple. "Dads are, in our culture, entrusted with teaching some of these things to their children, and one might think of dad jokes as a kind of 'introduction to humor,'" he told Bored Panda in an email. "They’re dad jokes because they’re unsophisticated, but they’re unsophisticated because children are just beginning to learn how humor works."

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    Dad jokes, we are told, often utilize the power of ambiguity or double entendre to add humor to their punchlines. "What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet?” “Supplies!” Sure, the setup of this joke is quite obvious, with a couple of letters substituted with near-sounding ones. However, there are some which require more effort on the wordplay, considering the age (and generation) of your audience. Prepare to roll your eyes: 'What concert costs just 45 cents? 50 Cent featuring Nickelback!'

    "I don’t think that dads explicitly and consciously frame dad jokes for their audience," Dubinsky said. "Rather, in the same way that we avoid complicated nuanced words with children (pointing out a 'horse' rather than a 'mare' or a 'stallion'), we make humor legible for children to help onboard them into that world."

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    David Wambold
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why don't you start by clearing out that quarry no one has touched for a century. I'll get you a shovel.

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    But helping kids understand the appeal and rules of humor is not the only good thing about dad jokes. According to recent research conducted by Marc Hye-Knudsen, a humor researcher from Aarhus University, dad jokes can actually play a role in helping children develop the ability to handle embarrassment and grow into self-assured adults.

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    Mimi La Souris
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "c'est pas versailles ici !!!" (it's not the castel of Versailles here) the sentence my GenX french head heard aaaaall my childhood :D

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    KJ
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to just roll with it, I was whatever age one of my parents chose.

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    Turns out, by regularly hearing these cringey jokes, children can build up a higher tolerance for embarrassment, which can ultimately have a positive impact on their personal growth. The repetitive nature of hearing the same joke over and over also helps children develop endurance. "They show their children that embarrassment isn’t fatal. For a child who is approaching or has entered adolescence, which appears to be a sensitive period for sociocultural processing, this is an immensely valuable lesson," Hye-Knudsen writes.

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ha my dad 🙈 up since 5am waiting to tell us that hes up early then goes to have a nap

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    KJ
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sure the cashiers never get tired of hearing that line. Honest.....

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    However, why does this type of humor make us cringe like no other combination of syllables? "Dad jokes and their relevance for children come apart when they’re used between adults. In those cases, we tend to use them to be silly, to relax the conversational mood, or sometimes to be annoying," Dubinsky admitted, noting that deep down most fathers understand they're embarrassing to their kids, which makes dad jokes even more effective.

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    James016
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It adds up. My local Tesco charge 142.9p per litre. Costco charge 134.9p Makes all the difference

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    "Clearly, dad jokes don’t have the same utility among adults who have acquired a sophisticated ability to parse jokes, and so the act of using them in such company usually carries more connotations than the meaning of the joke itself," Dubinsky said. "If people groan, they may do so out of annoyance. Or perhaps because they’re supposed to groan – and thereby acknowledge that they have understood the tacit agenda behind using one."

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    Isabelle Lamarque
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad used to work on cargo ships until I was born. Every year we'd go to the UK by ferry and he'd stand outside on the deck almost the entire time, rain or sunshine. 🥰 He misses the sea but has always said that he'd missed me more if he'd continued his sealife ❤️🥰

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    Jason
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My preschooler when I ask him where his shoes he was just wearing are vs 6 months ago when I said we would get ice cream

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    SCamp
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Our local council has a free mulch mountain, seriously big, and you can take however much you want out of it, free. Reckon I haven’t hit that sucker 10+ times?

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    A girl
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a two visit per store per day rule. Also have three hardware stores about the same distance. I have visited all three on the same day/project.

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    Susan Robinson
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jesus…I just did this the other day at Family Dollar when the toilet paper wouldn’t scan

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    Jason
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Would also be a picture of my wallet empty. Any other dads around to have a discussion on the current and trending lumber prices. I mean have you seen the cost of some 3/4in plywood lately

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    Timothy Shallahamer
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pandas over 21 hear me out. You get to the airport 3+ hours early, check your bags, then bar hop your way to your flight. It's a life changing experience.

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    Timothy Shallahamer
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All the hate for Sam Adams... I will forever stan Sam Adams Summer Ale. It's the most light, crisp, refreshing beer in the world.

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    LesAnimaux
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My dad uses a mobility aid, but he speedwalks anyway. And when he has decided on a route, we all clear the path for him like it's some weird game of curling. I love my dad though 🥰

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    Chris B
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, that's the dad line, kids aren't allowed to use that one. That and 'can I get this to go?' when my plate is empty

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    Isa's left eye
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I actually enjoy chopping my own firewood (when there's an opportunity, about once every 5 years)

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    Jason
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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I did upgrade my son's power wheel to use 18v batteries and rubber wheels. He can wheelie down the driveway in it

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    Pieter LeGrande
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In theory our short-term memory can recall 7-items. Our wives know this, but after we remember the beer, the chips, newspaper, fill up with fuel, check the tyres, and clean the windscreen, then check on the specials at Bunnings - well it does get tricky.

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    Mrs Irish Mom
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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Turn it off, you will kill us all 🙈 think 1980s parents really did believe this

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    1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of Putt Putt goes to the Parade. To earn money for something you had to mow lawns in specific patterns.

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    1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My favourite valentines event is having coffee at the Cafe next to the florist at 4pm to 5pm and watching all the tradies and labourer partners run in and grab a bouquet and run back out again, soooo cute.

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