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“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences In college, we had a guy in a philosophy class who was constantly talking trash to the teacher.

At one point he got on about tattoos and told the professor he should go get a tattoo.

Without missing a beat, the prof pulls up his sleeve and he's got a concentration camp number tattooed on his arm and looks the kid in the face and says "yeah, I've got all the tattoos I need."

The kid went from "badass" to "bad, a*s" in a picosecond.

mysticalfruit , Yan Krukau Report

Final score:

262points

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Snorky The Pig 1 year ago

Wow.

77points

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences In highschool we had a gym teacher who was maybe a year out from retirement. Really chill guy who really wanted everyone to have fun and improve their health and fitness, was regarded as ‘the man’ and many graduates would return just to check in on him and say hey. He always remembered everyone and was just a good dude, took no nonsense but still knew how to have fun and make people feel welcome and included.
Well he and his wife were getting up there in age and as that tends to go, she fell terribly ill. People rallied around him, raised funds, everything we could do.
But there was this one kid who always had to stir s**t up and do his best to be disruptive- like it was his job. Really thought he was some sort of gangster tough guy. Anyway during roll-call attendance in the beginning of class he said something smart and understandably the teacher was not in the mood, there was a little back and fourth and the kid gets in his face and says something really disrespectful and terrible, something like ‘ i hope your wife’s c*** rots off before she dies’ or something. Needless to say everyone was ready to rush this idiot but before anyone could even shift a foot under themselves- teach pops him right in the face, just a quick jab- the muscle memory of an old boxer.
It was glorious, the kid fell on his a*s so quickly and before the he could even react he was swarmed and pulled far away by the rest of the class.
At first the teacher was ‘suspended’ and there was talk of him being charged- but literally the entire class testified on his behalf and it was somehow swept under the rug, teach was able to retire early and the s**t head was suspended. Pretty sure his parents knew how much of a pain he was and deserved the punch.

GillBone88 , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

189points

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Rostit. . 1 year ago

I don't like violence but sometimes a punch in the face can solve a problem.

148points

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences Stole the English teachers sub plans and rewrote them giving us all a free period.

Terrance, wherever you are, you're a f*****g legend.

jeconti , RDNE Stock project Report

Final score:

188points

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CJay M 1 year ago

I used to have a cat named Terrance. The odd part was she was a female cat.

9points

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences In 7th grade the class clown challenged our English teacher to sparring/wrestling match. The taunting went on for weeks until the teacher finally agreed. Last 10 minutes was spent with the class clown having his a*s handed to him. No one was injured, and it was very entertaining.

I learned years later the English teacher was active in the Reserves which explained his ability to quickly neutralize the class clown without taking it too far.

TheAccountant09 , Max Fischer Report

Final score:

185points

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Satan herself 1 year ago

Well played. 😂

45points

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences Slightly off topic but our class clown choked on candy. We thought it was another one of his jokes. The whole class laughed at him, even the teacher. Then his face started to go red, eyes got bloodshot and he started slamming the table violently. Luckily somebody gave him the Heimlich maneuver and saved his life. Dude nearly died while everyone sat laughing at him😱

seneca_7 , FamilyStock Report

Final score:

183points

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Alexia 1 year ago

Wow, good it had a happy ending. A similar case happened recently in my neighborhood - a girl chocked with a jelly candy and passed away; no one knew to apply Heimlich maneuver :(

7points

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences He would flirt with the Spanish teacher, who I’ll admit was really attractive, and the flirting in class was always funny since he was genuinely funny. But one day he just didn’t show up to class and the schools guidance counselor gave us an hour long lecture about how student’s flirting can be sexually harassing to teachers and it was heavily implied he groped her…

Very disgusting.

No-New-Therapy , Max Fischer Report

Final score:

181points

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That Goth Demon (zey/zem) 1 year ago

🤮🤮🤮

53points

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences Tripped up the pregnant earth sciences teacher in 7th grade. She fell flat on her stomach, which caused a miscarriage. He was kicked out of her class but not the school. He never lived it down.

jdubd , PNW Production Report

Final score:

163points

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Snorky The Pig 1 year ago

This is horrendous. I wonder why he wasn't arrested and what became of him, also what became of the poor teacher after that.

167points

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences In 7th grade at a public school, our class was on the 2nd floor. Class clown stood up in the middle of class, said "I can't take it anymore", ran to the back of the classroom, opened the window and jumped. Teacher screamed, we all laughed. There was an addition to the building and the roof was under the window where the class clown was standing with a big grin. The teacher quit shortly after due to this and several other incidents in her class.

OMOAB , Norbert Kundrak Report

Final score:

158points

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Slinkaste 1 year ago

Poor teacher! I feel sorry for her.

151points

#10

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences Was in art class and our teacher was Vietnam veteran who flew medical helicopters. All he saw day in and day out was dead or dying soldiers. Class clown threw a ball of paper and yelled "grenade" at the teacher. Teacher dove under his desk frightened. Following week clown threw a wad of clay on the ceiling and thats when the teacher snapped. Teacher grabbed student by the neck/throat and pinned him to the wall with the students feet not touching the floor. Teacher looked him in the eye and just said "we use to kill f***s like you" and then yelled st him to get out. Following day our teacher suddenly retired and we never saw him again.

I never felt bad for the kid, he got what he deserved. Never heard officially what happened to the teacher. Hope the guy kept his pension.

PiPbOyMBB , Andy Barbour Report

Final score:

158points

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Shark Lady 1 year ago

The school allowed the guy to retire so hopefully that meant that his pension was safe.

75points

#11

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences When I was in high school we were on our way to the zoo for an excursion and a friend of mine who was the epitome of a class clown held a sign up to the glass back window of the bus that read "bomb on bus". One or more of the people driving behind the bus called it in and the absolute chaos started. Evacuating a busload of students onto one of Australia's busiest freeways. I should probably mention that this occurred a few months after the September 11 attacks when the world was still adjusting to new normal.

avanorne , ArtHouse Studio Report

Final score:

149points

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les 1 year ago

someone set my school bus on fire, wouldn't have been a problem but we were still on the damn thing and the seat on fire was the fire exit seat. f*****g dumbasses, lol

20points

#12

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences When I was in grade 12, there was a guy in my math class whose mother had passed away in 2019 (not exactly sure how she died though). Someone had made fun of his dead mom and the guy turned around and punched him in the face. The guy was suspended for a few days. I lost my mother in 2017 so I could totally sympathize with the guy. Joking about someone's dead parent is a surefire way to end up with a black eye and a fat lip.

RadiantApple829 , Keira Burton Report

Final score:

142points

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arthbach 1 year ago

This is bullying, not clowing.

104points

#13

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences When I was in High School we had a Firefighter Explorer program where we could go and do OJT/Shadowing at a few of the local departments.

One all volunteer department let some of us Juniors and Seniors respond to specific calls to do minor light work (hold stop signs, carry the ladders, fetch tools, etc) and allowed us to have a code to their cypher lock. They gave the code to the 4 local kids so we could get there and unlock the doors and open the bays and get trucks started and ready to roll.

One night the class idiot decided to go into their department and play “pranks” on them. Took all their hoses off the trucks, strung them around the bays and looped them through the axles, discharged all the foam out of the main engine, and screwed with everyone’s bunker gear by swapping boots and removing the liners of structural gear among other things.

Naturally it ended very bad when a call came in for a structure fire and when the actual firefighters showed up the entire house was in such disarray and no truck could even leave. They ended up calling a town 20 minutes away to respond. Two people passed away in the fire. Naturally all four of us were the top suspects and it didn’t take the police long to figure it out as the place was full of surveillance cameras. He was arrested, his parents got the bill for all the damages, and we never saw him nor his family again after that, they just skipped the area and vanished overnight.

The fire department killed almost all ties with the Explorer Program and allowing us to respond to minor calls. I went on to get certified as a firefighter and spent 5 awesome years with them where I still seasonally volunteer (during wildfire season) with them.

JimSpieks , Anna Shvets Report

Final score:

138points

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lily jones 1 year ago

No words

65points

#14

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences Art class.

Teacher leaves.

Class clown says "dare me to eat this paint!?!?!"

My buddy and I ignore him. He gets real pushy about eating paint. We tell him to do whatever the hell he wants. He stands on a chair and eats 2 tubes of paint when the teacher walks back in. Gets marched to the nurse. We breathed a sigh of relief that he was gone.

Later that day my buddy and I get called to the principal's office. Informed he is at the hospital getting his stomach pumped and it is OUR fault.

I had never been in trouble before. Spent 1 hour in isolated detention to see if I "wanted to share more." Literally just locked in a tiny a*s room. Got a really long lecture about if I told someone to jump off a bridge and they did it, it would be my fault. I denied any fault again. Got put back in isolation until the end of the day.

My parents went nuclear when I got home and told them what happened.

Clown showed up the next day just grinning and laughing because he heard we got in trouble. Ayaya

Remz_Gaming , Alexander Grey Report

Final score:

138points

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Andy Cran 1 year ago

nobody is responsible for the actions of others even if they're asked to do something or not

77points

sloppyjoesandwich , Katerina Holmes Report

#15

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences We had a student teacher for like 6 months when I was in 6th grade and towards the end of her time with us she had to record herself teaching a lesson to the class then provide the video to her school (as a final exam or something).

We had this class clown who had to sit in back which happened to be near the camcorder. During the recording he kept saying things like “s**t, penis, f**k”, quiet enough for no one in class to hear but loud enough to be obvious on the recording.

The student teacher ended up having to redo the entire video and we had to sit through the exact same lesson a week later without the class clown present.

Final score:

133points

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Sherri Mantooth Bagwell 1 year ago

There's funny, and there's moronic. Most of these people chose the latter

23points

#16

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences Everyone knew how easy it was to get a rise out of my Year 11 maths teacher - she was an elderly woman who could not control a class. I mostly just kept my head down to focus on doing the actual work, but one lesson, the rowdier kids started to try and throw things into her coffee mug - and actually got things like pins and an eraser in. At that point, I had a quiet word with the teacher to basically *not drink it*.

I don’t make a habit of being a snitch, but I have to draw the line somewhere…

Joshawott27 , RDNE Stock project Report

Final score:

133points

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Snorky The Pig 1 year ago

You are not a snitch. Good for you, you did the right thing.

100points

#17

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences Middle school in 2006, Kid I knew didn’t want to turn in his English essay on Monday so he wrote bomb threats a few of the bathroom stalls… we still had school Monday, he still failed the assignment, the EoD unit was at the school all day with bomb sniffing dogs, and one of the teachers eventually recognized his handwriting… Never saw him again.

Boosserbud , RDNE Stock project Report

Final score:

132points

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A Happy Doggo 1 year ago

There are better ways to get out of school, like faking sick or asking for an extension or just doing your essay

8points

prettypetty0628 , https://www.pexels.com/photo/photograph-of-a-kid-falling-13872191/ Report

#18

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences The class clown at my middle school saw a kid having a seizure on the ground during recess and started kicking him and throwing dirt on him. We had a whole assembly about it where he had to get on stage and apologize to the whole school.

Final score:

126points

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Snorky The Pig 1 year ago

This is not class clown, this is bullying. I don't get why this is about "class clowns going too far" when many of these are literally bullies/criminals.

206points

#19

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences He came back to the school during after hours, rubbed his balls all over the doorknobs. Put caulking in the locks, and spray painted pot leafs everywhere.

Of course he didn’t know there were cameras so it didn’t take long for him to be caught. This was right before graduation too so needless to say, he didn’t walk at graduation and his parents had a hefty damage bill to pay.

Ozziwulf , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

122points

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Phoenix 1 year ago

A long time ago, the year before I graduated, as a senior prank, 4 senior boys broke into the school, carried in all the parts and assembled a VW Beetle in the front hall. They wouldn't have gotten caught either, except that afterwards they decided to go skinnydipping in the pool, not knowing there were cameras in the pool area. They didn't get to walk at graduation either. The Beetle was an epic prank though. Lol

20points

Wingstopfries_69 , https://www.pexels.com/photo/a-policeman-and-a-man-with-long-hair-walking-on-the-street-7785075/ Report

#20

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences He was showing girls his d**k which a lot just laughed and walked away but one girl told the principal he got charged with sexual harassment and is now considered a sexual predator. Didn’t see him much after all that went down.

Final score:

115points

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Beeps 1 year ago

He is not *considered* a sexual predator, he *is* a sexual predator.

43points

#21

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences Someone in my school said our gym teacher was sexually harassing, turns out they were just unhappy with the grades. He lost in court and shot himself in a hospital a bit later

thremeles , cottonbro studio Report

Final score:

102points

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Andy Cran 1 year ago

it's important to teach children that false accusations like that are very dangerous and serious

97points

#22

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences It was September 11, 2001 (9/11). The attacks on the World Trade Center had just happened. We were in our first class of the day, and the teacher prefaced talking about it all by asking "Does anyone know where the World Trade Center is?" The class clown quickly replied with "On the ground now!" A couple of his buddies chuckled a bit, but the rest of us were shocked. The teacher was so pissed off that she physically dragged him to the principal's office. He wound up getting detention. This happened in Ontario, Canada, not far from the New York border.

shadow2087 , Daniel Molybdenum Report

Final score:

101points

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Andy Cran 1 year ago

dark humour,quick I'll give the clown that but very poorly timed and in very bad taste....there a list in main menu here about dark humour (which could add some context)

14points

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#23

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences Chemistry teacher, giving a brief lesson on alternative fuels: “What will we burn when we run out of fossil fuel sources?”

This guy, with no hesitation: “The Jews.”

You could’ve heard a pin drop.

Bravo_10 , Tima Miroshnichenko Report

Final score:

99points

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Snorky The Pig 1 year ago (edited)

I wouldn't call this kid a class clown, because class clowns make HARMLESS jokes/pranks, NOT this.

122points

#24

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences A classmate thought it would be funny to light somebody's mullet on fire in the middle of class.

DrDWilder , grilled cheese Report

Final score:

85points

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Phase 1 year ago

What's next? "Class clown thought it'd be funny to bring a gun to school and murder everyone in the classroom." Ha. Ha. /s

10points

#25

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences High school in FL, 1980s. At the beginning of winter break, this guy broke into a second floor classroom and placed a duck, a kiddie pool with water, and like 4 loaves of bread. First day back the room was covered in duck s**t. Duck was fine. Epic.

burke830 , Mylzb Report

Final score:

83points

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Snorky The Pig 1 year ago

That would be funny if they wouldn't have involved a living creature in their games, also bread is bad for ducks.

70points

#26

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences In my school district, it was tradition for the exiting seniors to pull a prank. One year a few of the class clowns decided it would be funny to cover all the tile floors with cooking oil, cover the hand rails of stairs with Crisco, and put large puddles of oil at the top of each stair well. A girl already on crutches broke her jaw. We had to be evacuated to the bleaches outside. It was super not cool.

QueasyAd7509 , totaytum Report

Final score:

78points

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Snorky The Pig 1 year ago

Nope, not cool at all.

46points

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#27

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences He set his own chair on fire during an exam

melonlady13 Report

Final score:

76points

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Dolevaal 1 year ago

I have questions

48points

#28

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences Not my class, but he grabbed a laser pointer and pointed it at a female teacher's boobs and then said "wow they're so big!" The teacher was quite young and ended up crying and was out of lessons for about a week.

Lakdinu , ryanmark01 Report

Final score:

76points

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The Idaho Potato 1 year ago

Someone needs to take a laser to the kid's d*ck and say "wow, it's so small!" in front of everyone.

39points

#29

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences I wouldn't categorize myself as the class clown, but there was a time when I took a 'joke' too far. A friend and I were asked to leave the class and ended up in another classroom. We were being quite noisy, prompting an angry teacher to come over telling us to stop making 'crazy sounds.' After class, we looked up her phone number, printed 100 pages with the message 'Do you know any crazy sounds? Call (teacher's phone number),' and scattered them around town. The following week definitely wasn't her best week, and, naturally, we were suspended

cee3q , Pixabay Report

Final score:

71points

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𝓚𝓮𝓲𝓽𝓱 1 year ago

Takes a lot of courage to say something like this online, nonetheless pretty tame compared to some

49points

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#30

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences Dude announced a "watch this" to his friends at one lunchtime, and walked out of City Hall with a grin on his face and an (at that point, I'm guessing) empty suitcase. He was wearing a school colors jacket.

Shortly thereafter, the fire department rolled up and assisted with the evacuations. He'd smokebombed the hell out of the place.

His life after that was not a happy one, not because of that event but because he was f****n' crazy.

the_original_Retro , lil artsy Report

Final score:

66points

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Kim 1 year ago

City Hall?

6points

#31

One year after finishing high school when he was already in college he went to a feminist demonstration with around 300 people and used a moment of silence to shout 'go home and make dinner' to the atendees.

Daniel-MP Report

Final score:

66points

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Snorky The Pig 1 year ago

Again, not funny.

49points

#32

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences He found a dead Lizard and tried to gift it to a teacher. The teacher fainted and hitted her head on her table. We had to call the school nurse.

Atlantic_Nikita , frootlel Report

Final score:

62points

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FrogMan 1 year ago

After reading these, I now understand why there are so many former teachers now working at my company.

12points

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#33

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences I have a hard time picking between two:

* Rub an eraser on a dirty desk for several minutes, disassemble a pen, snorted the eraser rubber as if it's drugs/tabaco/... He spent the next hours coughing and wheezing.
* Some folks in our class used to throw wet paper that they chewed on against the ceiling quite often, it'd stick on there and looked disgusting. The clown wanted to one-up those folks and chewed a giant ball of paper and threw it at the blackboard. The teacher wrote around it and acted as if nothing happened and then shouted at him after class was over.

Needless to say, he didn't turn out particularly well after high school.

bart416 , Jeff Weese Report

Final score:

60points

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DC 1 year ago

In 7th grade, a classmate took a pack of salt from McDonalds and snorted it, pretending it was cocaine. It seems he hadn't rehearsed this antic, as snorting salt makes you ... well, unwell. He vomitted the hell out of himself.

3points

#34

Dude was caught drawing on desks with permanent marker. Teacher made him get some alcohol spray and paper towels to wipe it off. After getting off all the marker he started wiping the desk with the alcohol soaked paper towel and lighting it on fire. He'd wait til the fire disappeared and do it again. After about the 3rd or 4th time he didn't wait long enough and when he went to wipe the table again it lit the paper towel on fire. He ended up throwing the fireball onto the carpet in the middle of the classroom and the teacher had to grab a fire hose to put it out.

Jackymon Report

Final score:

59points

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Slinkaste 1 year ago

Where did he got something to lit the fire?

11points

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#35

Staples in the substitutes coffee... I went to school with some real monsters.

This-Ad-1886 Report

Final score:

58points

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Andy Cran 1 year ago

my little brother was a monster...he had an entire class including the teacher gagging for air out of the classroom windows because he farted,that boy was a walking human stinkbomb ! his words "I swear it was only a little pop"

8points

#36

He started jumping rope with the small intestine of a fetal pig during bio

SauceyFerret Report

Final score:

57points

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Andy Cran 1 year ago

ahh future serial killer in training

65points

Snorky The Pig 1 year ago

This is still one of the less horrible ones on the list.

16points

TaeilOfTime 1 year ago

As an anatomy teacher you'd be suprised how common this actually is

14points

Gimme that Cash 1 year ago

I remember some dude in my secondary school biology class bringing a cooling box to bring home a dissected goat's heart. When I asked him what he did to it, he said he ate it. I think it's a joke (I hope). At this point I don't even know anymore.

6points

Tuesday's child 1 year ago

I was the girl who cried during the dissections because I was so grossed out,I couldn't imagine being able to JUMP ROPE with an intesine

8points

Upstaged75 1 year ago

Yeah, I couldn't even touch it. I can still remember the smell of a classroom full of fetal pigs in metal trays. (And this was like 1991!) My lab partner had to do all the actual cutting because I was about to barf.

4points

gremlin-king 1 year ago

Okay but this is actually kinda funny

7points

gremlin-king 1 year ago

But still gross

3points

Snorky The Pig 1 year ago

😂

6points

Phoenix 1 year ago

Yes, I admit, I chuckled at this.

4points

Ms.GB 1 year ago

One kid in my class cut out a frogs stomach and stuck it in his friends hair

3points

Jen Mart 1 year ago

disrespectful ugh

3points

Kim 1 year ago

Did you go to school with Hanibal Lecter?!

2points

Darth Kittius 1 year ago

I took anatomy and physiology in high school, as well as forensic science. I've seen much worse than jump rope with the samples haha

2points

Jade (she/they) 1 year ago

he wHAT

2points

Susan Betz 1 year ago

Adam?

1point

Nay Wilson 1 year ago

That’s disgusting

1point

Sven Grammersdorf 1 year ago

There's no way it was long enough for jump-roping

1point

TiNaBoNiNa 1 year ago

According to Google, a fetal pig's small intestine can be as long as 12 ft. or 350 cm.

1point

Dee Zee 1 year ago

Ewwww!

1point

MotherofGuineaPigs 1 year ago

My lab partner and I removed the innards of the frog and labeled them all. This was not what we were supposed to do, label in the frog. Bio teacher came by us and said 'Now put it all back in where it should be'. Could not of course.

1point

Sherri Mantooth Bagwell 1 year ago

Ewww

1point

cadena kuhn 1 year ago

A kid at my school dared another to put them in his mouth. He did. I have never seen a teacher that pissed. Dragged them both out of class

0points

Just Another Girl 1 year ago

I’ve heard of ppl doing this before.

0points

Samsquatch & Monko 1 year ago

THIS ONE IS FUNNY- I WOULD PAY TO SEE THIS

-1point

#37

put some firecrackers into the toilet and blew it up (in high school)

haihaiclickk Report

Final score:

55points

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Trent Anderson 1 year ago

Sodium comes in white blocks. It reacts violently with water. A bunch of us dropped a big block of it into one of the toilets and it exploded everything. We were lucky weren't killed by shrapnel. Kids do stupid things.

17points

PhatWhiteCheeks , Adam_the_ginger Report

#38

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences Public school, small town. Graduating class only had 54 students in it. Kid smeared his s**t all over the bathroom. Walls, floor, sinks, everywhere. The principal had no way of knowing who it was, so the solution......they took the bathroom doors off the hinges.

Final score:

51points

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Andy Cran 1 year ago

how does that stop someone smearing their s**t everywhere.... someone who's mindset it to smear their own s**t everywhere isn't concerned about doors 😆😆😆

37points

#39

“Never Saw Him Again”: 41 Times The Class Clown Took It Too Far And Faced The Consequences There was an overhead projector in the back of the room.

It wasn’t plugged into the wall. Tuesdays and Thursdays we had classes that would be 90 minutes because they only met twice a week.

Over the course of 90 minute class, he found this projector, fiddled with the plug, and then eventually cut the cord off the projector. He did this with a sort of metal piece from his desk.

Well, one thing led to another and he ends up stripping out the insulation from the cord.

Then I guess it sort of naturally progressed… he figured out that he had bare wire in one hand, and a plug on the other.

So he plugged it back into the wall and touched a desk. Big flash. Kids said holy s**t!

Then he touched a girl with it. She was fine, but it shocked her pretty good.

Citadel_97E , hemng Report

Final score:

49points

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The Idaho Potato 1 year ago

😠

34points

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#40

Spilled formic acid on another kid who ended up with some light scarring on his chest.

Tbh it was a terrible call from the teacher to get him to carry it around for people to smell.

CoolioMcCool Report

Final score:

42points

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DP Nerill 1 year ago

Most of these were NOT class clowns. Many actions were criminal and some of the people were criminals in the making. This is not a Bored Panda, this is a sad panda.

36points

#41

I think it was freshman year. Some kid rode my bus that gave off a school shooter vibe. One day, I don't know why, but he proceeded to open the emergency window on the school bus and jump out. He was expelled for a while. Maybe 2 years? Was definitely someone we all avoided.

Con_Shaunery Report

Final score:

38points

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Confused Capybara 1 year ago

I hate it when people say "They just give off school shooter vibes." What? They don't have many friends? That doesn't mean they're going to shoot up a school.

19points

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What do you think ?

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Trish 1 year ago

A lot of these should be in an article about bullying. I couldn't get through the list.

24points

Jake B 1 year ago

Most. Your right. These are bullies.

4points

Warrior Mama 1 year ago

Class clown is someone funny and harmless - that describes zero people on this list

15points

James016 1 year ago

Last week a teenager called in a hoax bomb threat at a local secondary school. Which was closed for about 4 days while the police did a full sweep. The little s**t has been arrested

12points

Alex Martin 1 year ago

My senior year of high school someone kept on calling in bomb threats from the school's pay phones (early 90's). We would evacuate to the athletic fields for an hour or so while the Sheriff's department and the staff cleared the school. It happened so frequently that some teachers had backup lessons so they wouldn't lose class time.

8points

Superb Owl 1 year ago

Class clowns are people who are funny, and most of these stories are about bullies and/or idiots.

10points

Moosy Girl 1 year ago

I think we need a ‘faith in humanity’ restoring post after this, or something with kittens or puppies or baby hedgehogs.

8points

tee-lena 1 year ago

Yeah, this was the wrong one to read right now😕

0points

Scarlett 1 year ago (edited)

Jeez, the worst thing my class clown did was manage to kick his shoe onto the roof of the school. A lot of these aren’t clowns, they’re serial killers in training.

4points

shanila.pheonix_ 1 year ago

i was the class clown back in elementary. and as the class clown im saying this, most of these are bulliying. class clowns are supposed to make class time fun, while not being mean. usually my jokes would last around a second, and they weren't too severe. these people took it too far.

4points

Lisa T 1 year ago

“Class Clown” = bully in these posts. A class clown is someone who is humorous and plays up in class to make others laugh. These posts aren’t funny

4points

Ezigma 1 year ago

There was a kid in my middle school classes that started to finger a girl next to him in science class with scissors. Then a week later burned his house down with his parents and pets inside. Never saw him in school again!

4points

TheElementalGod️️ 1 year ago

"burned his house down with his parents and pets inside" excuse me, WHAT??! please tell me he was arrested!

6points

Noodle Panda 1 year ago

The only prank i pulled in school, was ringing a bell to signal to tje teachers that playtime was over. It wasnt and i got bollocked for ringing the bell. I was where i was, cause id forfeited playtime by being naughty in class

4points

Ephemeral Mochi 1 year ago

Jesus, and I thought the dudes in my art class who toss slurs at each other were bad.

3points

Huntress 1 year ago

Wtf did I just read...

3points

Hey! 1 year ago

If I wanted to read about criminals, I would read the news. I don't read the news. I don't need stuff like this. This was painful emotionally and physically for many. We need something more positive, BP.

2points

DC 1 year ago (edited)

I'm not sure if even one of these was funny in any way, but a lot seem downright cruel, moronic, criminal, life-threatening even, and ... well, I've done my share of pranks and disruption and stuff, but never was anyone's life on the line, even in the stupider, more dangerous cases. Electrocuting somebody with a bare wire is by no means funny. One time, we opened a projector and attempted to make it a redlight projector by placing an orange tictac box over the lamp (there were different kinds of projector, some had a single halogen bulb - that kind, we employed here), inspired by some blue bulb condoms he had on the stand-light on his scooter to appear bluish, like Xenon bulbs. It caught fire and after unplugging, I threw a wet sponge in it. My partner in crime was a teacher's son, and we were by no means close, also not enemies or so, and he admitted it completely to his mother and her insurance paid for the damage we did. I don't know why he took it all to him, because we, kinda, shared the guilt equally in my perception, but ... thanks, Comrade EB. If you happen to read it and recognize us here, ... haven't talked in like 20 years anyway, ... anyway, ...

1point

Ansi 1 year ago

Our old class clown probably had ADHD or something. He was just disturbing and got a lot of time out on a bench outside the classroom. BUT, sometimes he "picked a fight" with the teacher, got a "time out" but really came back with ice cream our teacher bought us for doing well on exams. (We were 11-13 y/o) We fell for their "prank" every time. They actually had a really good teacher/student relationship.

1point

Ansi 1 year ago (edited)

I lived next door to our class clown, and one time we played he and he was our puppy. It was winter and we had protective wintergear, but he walked on all four on our way home, for about 20 minutes. He was a really dedicated class clown. ❤️ (we absolutely tried to stop him, he wasn't bullied to do it in anyway. He was just, hmm, a little strange)

1point

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 1 year ago

These aren't the fun carnival clowns, these kids are the horror movie clowns.

1point

PolymathNecromancer 1 year ago

I sprayed fart spray in the back cloakroom (the WHOLE cloakroom) of a second floor classroom right at the end of recess... and went downstairs to next class. Upon returning, I opened the fire door at the top of the stairs and immediately got hit with a nasty smell. Apparently things were quite chaotic from what I was told.

1point

TMoxraaaar 1 year ago

My hs BF went to an all boys Catholic School. The nuns that taught there unfortunately wore light colored habits. One class clown was expelled and threatened with excommunication when he got a squirt gun full of red Koolaid concentrate and started spraying the backs of their skirts.

1point

Ian whaples 1 year ago

we had a black kid stand up in the middle of history class and request he be used in a live demonstration of a slave auction. he ended up going for $50

1point

DarkViolet 1 year ago

That doesn't sound much like a prank to me. But it sure sounds like the young man had a good head on his shoulders. He was willing to be a guinea pig to demonstrate how slavery affects people. I hope he got an 'A' in the class.

0points

#1 Candevil Fan 1 year ago

pEoPlE sUcK

1point

Snowy Ashton 1 year ago

There should be a facility where people like this go to be retrained until they can behave in normal society. But people are inherently evil so I doubt it'd work.

1point

COCO puff 1 year ago

serial killers and sociopaths in schools

1point

Raven Hayden Rudnik 6 months ago

This should be tittled Kids who should be charged And sent to prison. Not even for children. Just normal prison. And their parents should be assessed because there is something wrong If they raised people who are doing such criminal things

0points

Pie 1 year ago

Kid in my middle school wrote "there's a bomb" on a roll of toilet paper in the bathroom. Never saw him again.

0points

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Trish 1 year ago

A lot of these should be in an article about bullying. I couldn't get through the list.

24points

Jake B 1 year ago

Most. Your right. These are bullies.

4points

Warrior Mama 1 year ago

Class clown is someone funny and harmless - that describes zero people on this list

15points

James016 1 year ago

Last week a teenager called in a hoax bomb threat at a local secondary school. Which was closed for about 4 days while the police did a full sweep. The little s**t has been arrested

12points

Alex Martin 1 year ago

8points

Superb Owl 1 year ago

Class clowns are people who are funny, and most of these stories are about bullies and/or idiots.

10points

Moosy Girl 1 year ago

I think we need a ‘faith in humanity’ restoring post after this, or something with kittens or puppies or baby hedgehogs.

8points

tee-lena 1 year ago

Yeah, this was the wrong one to read right now😕

0points

Scarlett 1 year ago (edited)

Jeez, the worst thing my class clown did was manage to kick his shoe onto the roof of the school. A lot of these aren’t clowns, they’re serial killers in training.

4points

shanila.pheonix_ 1 year ago

4points

Lisa T 1 year ago

“Class Clown” = bully in these posts. A class clown is someone who is humorous and plays up in class to make others laugh. These posts aren’t funny

4points

Ezigma 1 year ago

4points

TheElementalGod️️ 1 year ago

"burned his house down with his parents and pets inside" excuse me, WHAT??! please tell me he was arrested!

6points

Noodle Panda 1 year ago

4points

Ephemeral Mochi 1 year ago

Jesus, and I thought the dudes in my art class who toss slurs at each other were bad.

3points

Huntress 1 year ago

Wtf did I just read...

3points

Hey! 1 year ago

2points

DC 1 year ago (edited)

1point

Ansi 1 year ago

1point

Ansi 1 year ago (edited)

1point

Mermeow Overlord (they/them) 1 year ago

These aren't the fun carnival clowns, these kids are the horror movie clowns.

1point

PolymathNecromancer 1 year ago

1point

TMoxraaaar 1 year ago

1point

Ian whaples 1 year ago

we had a black kid stand up in the middle of history class and request he be used in a live demonstration of a slave auction. he ended up going for $50

1point

DarkViolet 1 year ago

0points