Every city’s name has a story behind it. Most get their name from a point of interest, a river, a mountain, or from a person who influenced, discovered, or ruled the town in the first place. Basically, something that makes sense.
How come then some cities have got the most random names ever? Why is there a city in Turkey called Batman? Or another one called Beer Bottle Crossing in Idaho? And again, one called Bird-in-Hand in Pennsylvania? We could go on forever because these are not even the weirdest ones!
You’re probably asking yourself what they were thinking when they named these places. Well, we got interested and tried to find out how many other cities have got a weird name. You know, just to satisfy our endless curiosity. The results were hilarious, so we collected them in a list of the most random city names ever! Scroll down to see if you know any of them, and let us know which one is the funniest to you!
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Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogogogoch, Wales.
You should see the Train Station sign it's longer than the platform :)
No it isn't. Not quite. (Photo taken a few years ago when I visited) 20160430_1...c77dbb.jpg
Load More Replies...I'm definitely expecting to see a lot of British place names here. Here are a few of the odd ones just off the top of my head: Tooting, Cockington, Shitertton and Twatt. Hmmm... Any I'm missing?
Orkney and Shetland have some brilliant ones: Ladies Hole, Bring Head, Rotten Gutter, Muckle Hell, Tongue of Gangsta, and Tittyhanas.
Load More Replies...Makes supercalifragilisticexpialidocious look like an abbreviation.
Longest placename in the world is in NZ - Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitnatahu - which is “the summit where Tamatea, the man with the big knees, the slider, climber of mountains, the land-swallower who traveled about, played his nose flute to his loved one.”
Somehow when I read “land swallower who traveled about”, it got twisted in my mind, and I thought it said, “man swallower of goats”, and I thought “eeewww”. But the real title is far more interesting.
Load More Replies...The nearest anglicisation to "ll" is a voiceless "hl" sound, pronounce it with any kind of "c" sound here in Wales and you'll probably get a dirty look. Here we call it Llanfairpwll or Llanfair PG for the most part.
Load More Replies...Llanfair PG was named that purely for attracting tourists in the 19th century.
How the hell did the Welsh, when first making languages, go "I've got an idea! We use a little more consonants!" After they agreed and he asked how many, my man was like pshhhhh, all of em. Just make some up or something.
welsh has more vowels than english; we have a e i o u w y. and welsh is actually a lot more obvious to pronounce once u have the basics than english is :)
Load More Replies...Is this where Oppie from Family Guy was travelling to when he was trolled by stewie
I am in Arkansas (US) and we have a ton of strange town names here. Toad Suck, Bald K**b, Greasy Corner, Possum Grape, Fifty-Six, Weiner, Flippin, Smackover, Booger Hollow...... There is more, but these are the top of my list. lol
Does it have any meaning? I'm curious but not curious enough to try typing it into Google.
my good friend was born there. she now lives in another village in wales, and yes, she can easily pronounce it!
For more fun, look up the song "Let's Talk Dirty In Hawaiian" by John Prine on Y.T.
Small village near Durham (UK) called "Pity Me". Lots of theories about how they came up with the name but according to the Oxford Dictionary of British Place Names, it is simply "a whimsical name bestowed in the 19th century on a place considered to be desolate, exposed and difficult to cultivate".
Hell, Michigan, USA.
Hoping this one would make this list! Yes Ive been to Hell, several times. I can show you the way if you want lol. Fun fact: You can be mayor of Hell for a day if you submit paperwork https://www.gotohellmi.com/mayor-of-hell.html
Gogogogo, Madagascar.
Traditionally, the way locations are named are very purposeful—they have very logical, historical explanations to them. However, when you start reading through the list, this just begs the question of “what were the settlers thinking?”
Bored Panda got in touch with Irmante Sungailaite, professional traveler and tour leader for G Adventures and National Geographic Journeys, to talk about all things funny city names and why they’re a thing in the first place.
“I want to imagine that when places were getting named, people were inspired by unique geographical, social or historical aspects of the location and its demographics. That's for the names that come from hundreds of years ago and that are a product of communities getting together and naming things,” elaborated Irmante.
Lost, Scotland.
Christmas Pie, Surrey, England.
Really?! I mean come on now, I'm sure the mapmakers are just having a laugh
She continued: “Then you have places like Boring in Oregon, USA and it is just someone's last name. So, it's worth digging through the background of the lucky (or unlucky) individual that inspired the naming of the spot, because I bet that there would be a hilarious (or boring) story behind it.”
“As for indigenous places bearing names that some might find amusing or different—well they are probably very basic (or hopefully as accurate as possible) transcripts of the pronunciation of the original language, such as Tuktoyaktuk, Canada. It's essentially just an anglicized name of the original place (which in this case means something like 'resembling a caribou' and comes from a local legend of a woman seeing a caribou that gets turned into a stone)."
My Large Intestine, Texas, USA.
Lived in Texas all my life. Never heard of this place. Not showing up on Google.
OK, so, you’d think that most of these places would have changed their names by now, right? After all, it’s gonna attract ridicule at the very least. But many don’t, and Irmante explains why:
“Look, some of the town names for a person that doesn't speak the local language might not mean anything. So, an innocent name like Bugyi, Hungary might not sound hysterical to you, but it would leave your Hungarian speaking friends in stitches, and only when they would stop laughing they would tell you that the town's name means 'women's underwear'. But if you truly want to make someone laugh (and make your mum proud) then a postcard from Dildo, Canada would do the trick.”
“Some places make the most out of the ridiculous names and actually cash in the potential by embracing the bizarre, so there is no need to change it. Yet just recently I noticed that F@#$%^g, Austria probably had enough of people flocking to their peaceful town and mocking its name that has a different meaning in English language, which in native local German means nothing.”
“So, the local people will no longer have tourists getting on their nerves taking pictures, and the local officials will be free of frequent headache replacing the stolen road signs—because there is less chance that someone will want a sign that says Fugging. That makes me wonder if the neighboring Unterf#$%^%g and Oberf#$%^%g will appear on the lists of those passionate about hilarious town names.”
Batman, Turkey.
Gotham, England....which is south of Wollaton Hall that was used as Wayne Manor in one of the movies.
Happy Adventure, Newfoundland and Labrador, Canada.
Truth Or Consequences, New Mexico, USA.
If you’re like me… OK, if you’re as old as me, and have watched the television show Jackass back in the day, you’ll remember the guys doing a skit on Mianus, Connecticut. That might sound very juvenile as they asked questions like “what’s the economy like in Mianus?” but you can bet it did wonders to the (technically) neighborhood of the town of Greenwich. Wouldn’t you want to go there and take a picture next to the sign that proclaims the location of the hole where the sun don’t shine?
Well, Irmante had ample opportunities to visit similar hilariously-named places, as she recalls:
“The first place that comes into my mind regarding chucklesome local area names is definitely Titiwangsa, that's in Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia. Also, when I was living in Cayman Islands, I would get stopped by tourists trying to find the best way to get to Hell—and, of course, I would seize the moment and proudly advise them to take the highway. And if you're down in Grand Cayman enjoying the beauty of the island of course it's worth going to check out Hell and its odd rock formations that definitely explain the origin of the name.”
Monkey's Eyebrow, Kentucky, USA.
YAY!! I was hoping this would be here!!!!!! I have a friend who was born here!
Why, Arizona, USA.
Rottenegg, Austria.
Utopia, Florida, USA.
Drama, Greece.
Å, Norway.
:D In Estonia we have a place, which could take a second place after Norwegian Å: "Aa" (https://goo.gl/maps/dHtctiLZDayJyr7d9 (Ida-Virumaa, Estonia)) :D
Keep scrolling, there’s much more to be seen in this very listicle, but if you really insist on going elsewhere, and not to Hell or Mianus, then why not give Irmante a follow on Instagram, or migrate to the comment section and tell us of the ridiculously-named places you’ve visited!
Nowhere Else, Tasmania, Australia.
Bat Cave, North Carolina, USA.
Batman, Turkey to Bat Cave, N.C.? Someone did not think this plan through.
Morzeszczyn (Sea of pee), Poland
Yeah, well, guess there is certain amount of it in every sea. The real question is, how do you even pronounce that?
Wagga Wagga, New South Wales, Australia.
139 suggestions and yet no mentions for either Twatt, Orkney, Scotland or Twatt, Shetland, Scotland.
I swear the most hilarious German town names are in the area I'm from 😎 but I'm afraid they sound funny in German only... In English, they translate to: Cat's Elbow, Lentil Dish, Snake's Bath, and Intestine Town.
My mom was born in Climax, Colorado and her 1st husband was from Intercourse,. Pennsylvania.
I've just checked and after doing a search I got this reply...'Google Maps can't find Pussy'
Load More Replies...Being an Aussie I think the funniest town name is Bogan Place, but coming close behind is Woop Woop and Timbuktoo because both are used to describe a non-specific place that is isolated or hard to get to, yet they are actual towns. Non-Aussies often like places like Woolloomooloo that are just considered fun to say.
Intercourse, PA Lover, PA Punxsutawney , PA Pit Hole, PA Bird in Hand, PA Paint, PA Big Beaver, PA Virginville, PA Those two have never met Yes, I live in Pennsylvania and we win!
Here come the Canadian ones: - Dildo, Newfoundland (the local brew, Screech, may have been involved at the time of naming) - Heart's Desire, Newfoundland (so much more romantic than first in this list) - Heart's Content, Newfoundland (when Heart's Desire isn't an option ) - St-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec (everyone smiles as they drive past the sign) - Climax, Saskatchewan (yay!) - Forget, Saskatchewan (not always memorable) - Come By Chance, Alberta (less effort involved) - Vulcan, Alberta (out of this world)
No love for Spital-on-the-Street, Scotland, UK? And although not a town in its own right, there is an area of London that delights in the name St. Andrew-in-the-Wardrobe.
We also have Yerba Buena (good weed) California. People often don't think of the translations of some of our places in the US that have non-English names. Here in California, we also have Manteca. Lard. The city is called Lard. Heck, we have a range of mountains called the Grand Tetons. Yes. Tetons means just what you might think it means.
Load More Replies...BoredPanda you just need an entire list dedicated to the bizarre and wonderful places names of the Orkney and Shetland island. A few if my personal favourites: Twatt, Ladies Hole, Tongue of Gangsta, Willa Minga Honga, Peerie Breast, Fitfull Head, Queenamoan, and Cumminess.
Oregon has a few funny names for towns (many of them ghost towns now). My favorite's Idiotville, though Jackass Butte is a close second!
I was surprised Bend, Oregon (Bend o'er again) didn't make the list.
Load More Replies...1770 - a town in Queensland, Australia. Name has no letters, just the four digits.
I think Quality Kn0b mountain in Queensland ,Australia takes the cake
Theres so many rude sounding place names in the uk but i guess bp doesn’t like rude words 😅 some i can think of are B*tchfield, C*cks, Sh*tterton, Twatt, Pratt’s Bottom, T*ttyho , Fingeringhoe and Cr*pstone 😂 Some just sound ridiculous like Greatbottom Flash, Booby Dingle, Brokenwind, Loose Bottom, and Mudford Sock
My home state of West Virginia has Odd, Left Hand, and Big Ugly, among others.
In germany there are also Hetendorf and Tuntenhausen. Hete is a kinda slur for heterosexuals, while Tunte is one for gays.
F*****g, Austria, Paradise, Michigan, USA, Lake Titikaka, Peru. No mention.
139 suggestions and yet no mentions for either Twatt, Orkney, Scotland or Twatt, Shetland, Scotland.
I swear the most hilarious German town names are in the area I'm from 😎 but I'm afraid they sound funny in German only... In English, they translate to: Cat's Elbow, Lentil Dish, Snake's Bath, and Intestine Town.
My mom was born in Climax, Colorado and her 1st husband was from Intercourse,. Pennsylvania.
I've just checked and after doing a search I got this reply...'Google Maps can't find Pussy'
Load More Replies...Being an Aussie I think the funniest town name is Bogan Place, but coming close behind is Woop Woop and Timbuktoo because both are used to describe a non-specific place that is isolated or hard to get to, yet they are actual towns. Non-Aussies often like places like Woolloomooloo that are just considered fun to say.
Intercourse, PA Lover, PA Punxsutawney , PA Pit Hole, PA Bird in Hand, PA Paint, PA Big Beaver, PA Virginville, PA Those two have never met Yes, I live in Pennsylvania and we win!
Here come the Canadian ones: - Dildo, Newfoundland (the local brew, Screech, may have been involved at the time of naming) - Heart's Desire, Newfoundland (so much more romantic than first in this list) - Heart's Content, Newfoundland (when Heart's Desire isn't an option ) - St-Louis-du-Ha! Ha!, Quebec (everyone smiles as they drive past the sign) - Climax, Saskatchewan (yay!) - Forget, Saskatchewan (not always memorable) - Come By Chance, Alberta (less effort involved) - Vulcan, Alberta (out of this world)
No love for Spital-on-the-Street, Scotland, UK? And although not a town in its own right, there is an area of London that delights in the name St. Andrew-in-the-Wardrobe.
We also have Yerba Buena (good weed) California. People often don't think of the translations of some of our places in the US that have non-English names. Here in California, we also have Manteca. Lard. The city is called Lard. Heck, we have a range of mountains called the Grand Tetons. Yes. Tetons means just what you might think it means.
Load More Replies...BoredPanda you just need an entire list dedicated to the bizarre and wonderful places names of the Orkney and Shetland island. A few if my personal favourites: Twatt, Ladies Hole, Tongue of Gangsta, Willa Minga Honga, Peerie Breast, Fitfull Head, Queenamoan, and Cumminess.
Oregon has a few funny names for towns (many of them ghost towns now). My favorite's Idiotville, though Jackass Butte is a close second!
I was surprised Bend, Oregon (Bend o'er again) didn't make the list.
Load More Replies...1770 - a town in Queensland, Australia. Name has no letters, just the four digits.
I think Quality Kn0b mountain in Queensland ,Australia takes the cake
Theres so many rude sounding place names in the uk but i guess bp doesn’t like rude words 😅 some i can think of are B*tchfield, C*cks, Sh*tterton, Twatt, Pratt’s Bottom, T*ttyho , Fingeringhoe and Cr*pstone 😂 Some just sound ridiculous like Greatbottom Flash, Booby Dingle, Brokenwind, Loose Bottom, and Mudford Sock
My home state of West Virginia has Odd, Left Hand, and Big Ugly, among others.
In germany there are also Hetendorf and Tuntenhausen. Hete is a kinda slur for heterosexuals, while Tunte is one for gays.
F*****g, Austria, Paradise, Michigan, USA, Lake Titikaka, Peru. No mention.