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Why do so many of us enjoy memes so much? Because they’re relatable. They’re like little screenshots of our thoughts: only funnier, more dramatic, and somehow always posted at the exact right time. And if you've ever looked at a meme and thought, “Okay, that’s literally me,” then congratulations, you’re already part of the ‘Circle Of Idiots’ and honestly, it's a great place to be.

In this roundup, we’ve gathered some of the most hilarious, painfully relatable, and perfectly chaotic memes from the Instagram page that gets us. Whether you’re procrastinating, spiraling, or just need a quick laugh, these posts will have you nodding, chuckling, and forwarding them to your entire group chat. Keep scrolling for memes that prove we’re all in this weird, wonderful mess together.

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    #2

    Text meme with funny message about wishing to drop body at gym and pick it up ready; features circle of idiots humor.

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    Tucker Cahooter
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And if find it is still wrinkled then I'm not paying

    H Celldev
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So Severance for the gym. I love it.

    Hoi-Polloi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's an old sci-fi story where they have invented a technique to swap brains with someone else. About 30 minutes later, someone starts a business where you swap with a gym rat who whips your body into shape, then swap back.

    #3

    Funny meme about aging: "They say 40 is the new 30, and 50 is the new 40. All I know is 9 PM is definitely the new midnight."

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    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After getting up at the crack of dawn for decades, since retirement I'm staying up late and lollygagging in bed until mid-morning. I like the quiet late night offers.

    Sam
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    naps are the best part of the day

    Damned_Cat
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But then 60 suddenly seems like the new 80.

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    We’re all guilty of chuckling at memes that hit a little too close to home. They’re funny, a bit too real, and somehow manage to sum up our daily chaos in one image. And while we laugh, we don’t always realize that we’re also doing something good for ourselves. 

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    #4

    Text meme questioning why it's easier to fall asleep unintentionally on the couch than in bed.

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    Shelli Aderman
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When someone finds the answer, please let me know! 🤣

    Spidercat
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because you wake up to walk to the bed and lights make your eyes stimulate your brain... which then says "oooh what a lovely nap. Won't be needing anymore sleep anytime soon." And then you lie there for a while negotiating with your brain.

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    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you fall asleep on the couch, it's s because your body is in charge.When you go to bed, it's usually because of a schedule dictated by obligations to others for the next day.

    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    More importantly, where does the sleepiness go between the couch and the bed? If I could find it, I'd collect it and put it back.

    Mel in Georgia
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My husband comes looking for me when I do this and I'm like, "whyyyy?"

    Georgina Lenna
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and then, when I finally crawl into my bed, it's impossible to sleep

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    #5

    Tweet about sleep habits and worms, humorously challenging the "early bird" saying from Circle Of Idiots memes.

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    Jenn Smith
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's the second mouse that gets the cheese!

    Dan Cone
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how can the early bird get the worm if good things come to those that wait.... the only logical solution is that worms are gross I mean like why would I ever want a worm

    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The worms get us all eventually.

    Funhog
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or: the early bird gets the worm, but the second worm gets to live.

    Panda McPandaface
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't need to go out, I've got my own worms.

    Robert Nolan
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But it's the early worm that gets caught.

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    #6

    Funny memes humor: a tweet about ducking head in parking garages, reflecting on intellect passed to kids.

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    Mike F
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We all have our methods.

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I turn down the radio when looking for an address 😂

    Nikole
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But that makes sense because you’re trying to concentrate

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    Geoffrey Scott
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then there are truck drivers who see a 13'5" overpass and see it as a challenge to fit under.

    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A branch against a moving car's side window always made me quickly lean away.

    Kaa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I clench my arms when driving through a very narrow street 😂

    Stannous Flouride
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same as turning down the radio/stereo so you can see better.

    Gen_Dis
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Breathing in when we are passing between lorries on the bike. 😊

    Jane Hower
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a kid of 9 I saw my mom do that when we drove under a low bridge. Could NOT STOP LAUGHING!!!!

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    On the mental health side of things, humor has even more perks. Laughing can ease anxiety and tension after a stressful day. It’s like your brain gets to exhale after holding its breath for hours. Regular laughter can improve your mood and help you stay resilient. So next time you’re feeling off, maybe just scroll a little. 

    #7

    Funny meme text exchange about being "Gucci," with a witty reply about being "Goodwill" instead.

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    Emilu
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shouldn't have laughed (in Savers) at this as hard as I did.

    Debby Keir
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the Primani dilemma all over again.

    Sam
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Comedian Kathleen Madigan, goes shopping in Paris with her Mid Western family...https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XM25yEO9C-Q

    #8

    Text meme about the irony of wearing jumpsuits and needing the bathroom; humor from 'Circle Of Idiots'.

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    LittleTeapot
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is…so applicable. And I love it.

    Auntriarch
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And that is why I've turned my unicorn onesie into a very long hoodie

    wowbagger
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I believe all jumpsuits should have a flap at the back. If you're worried about whether it will look fashionable, just replace the boring buttons closing the flap with some big sparkly ones. Follow me for more fashion advice.

    Debby Keir
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When expecting my first (in the 70's) I found these really nice dungarees with an expanding waist. Well, that didn't last long......

    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Back in college, I knew a woman who always wore loose skirts - it allowed her to pee anyplace, anytime without hassle.

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    #9

    Funny meme about job market strengths: challenging authority and self-righteousness.

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    Sam
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    did I ever tell you, you're my hero...

    SlothyK8
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You're everything I would like to beeee.....

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    Jeanie Deutschman
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this , my friend , is why I am retired !

    Shannon Donnelly
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And my potty mouth 🤭

    Kat Alison
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Me, plus resenting having to “look busy” all day long when I finished my work before lunch. Why can’t I leave when I’m finished?

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    Socially, memes are basically the new love language. Sending your friend a meme that screams, “This is so you” is like a tiny, digital hug. It says, “I thought of you and laughed.” Memes also help start conversations and build friendships. They can even help you get closer to your work bestie.

    #10

    Cozy cartoon cat under blanket, representing funny memes that hit close to home.

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    Auntriarch
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's me about half an hour ago, even unto the position of the little paws

    Sam
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want to be as happy as a sleeping cat.

    Binny Tutera
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have found that smiling as I’m lying there actually helps me fall asleep faster- a big problem for me. When I smile I tend to think of things I’m happy about.

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish. We need a new mattress *sigh*

    BeKind&Rewind
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I loooooooove me some weekends!!!

    #11

    Funny meme about a nephew offering wine as "Christmas juice," expressing admiration for his cleverness.

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    Sam
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Bribery - The True Path to Success" by Latta Wizdum

    #12

    Tweet humorously suggests CEOs apply to their own companies incognito to experience hiring frustrations.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No way. Too dangerous for them. They might find themselves being assessed by their ability.

    Pikkie V
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So your only competence is that your father owns the company?"

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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And go through the training.

    GalPalAl
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Then wait a year to be told they didn't get the job as being too overqualified

    ʁɨɂɥɒ
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they'll be rejected for not having enough experience or not matching the job profile

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sir, what position are you applying for? I am applying for the CEO position.

    Sam
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most CEOs can successfully impersonate all Three Stooges, this one caught at a board meeting: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g5j8Jioan1w

    Mattie
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and get paid an entry-level salary for a few months

    Rebecca McManus
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I'm applying through a company portal and they require me to create an account I set the password to something like "whydoihavetocreateanaccount" in the vague hope companies will stop doing this

    Amanda Reinstatler
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How many of them would not even make it past the first round of interviews 😆

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    Even when conflict creeps in, humor can save the day. A well-timed joke can defuse tension faster than any apology. Memes provide a light-hearted way of saying, “Okay, we’re cool now.” They offer a neutral zone where people can meet and laugh again. Not to mention, group chats often thrive on shared memes alone. 

    #13

    Text meme joking about ghost jobs in the afterlife, part of ‘Circle Of Idiots’ memes.

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    Surly Scot
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NO. I want the nothingness. The idea of an Afterlife has always been horrifying. I need there to be an end to all this. A permanent one. Not a change of f*cking venue.

    Michael Grant
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A long time ago during a really bleak time in my life I spent a lot of time on a usenet group called ASH (alt.sui****.holiday). I made that exact argument once and really bummed out many already depressed posters. I have a great life now but still feel that way.

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    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm sticking with my nihilist beliefs. We came from nothing, and we return to nothing. Much more calming than the concept of eternity.

    geezeronthehill
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Those who crave eternity have not considered how f*****k I n g long it would be.

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    Norm Gilmore
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "If I knew then what I know now, I wouldn't have had my little accident" - Beetlejuice receptionist..

    Mike F
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or your job is to haunt a drafty old house for eternity.

    Connie Wade
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A house? Hell no, I am haunting peole who were mean to me.

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    Deborah B
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is always the theory that the world ended in 2012, and this is Hell... the world just slowly getting worse and worse while we fail to stop it.

    Cole Earnhart
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The way things are these days, that doesn't sound too farfetched!

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    Tabitha
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depends on how/why you die. You never know. You might just end up having to be a civil servant in the afterlife.

    Cindy Brick
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh... you mean, like Beetlejuice? Or R.I.P.D.?

    Panda McPandaface
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't believe in any afterlife but, if I'm wrong, I'm quite looking forward to having my own pitchfork.

    Oops
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine yourself in a long white dress, helding a little harp and have to rejoice for eternity. Happened to the "Münchner im Himmel", google this.

    Shannon Donnelly
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’d like to think I can garden in the afterlife but the animals and bugs there aren’t a******s and won’t eat my plants and all of my plants and flowers will happily grow, instead of what they do now. Lol

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    #14

    Text meme about feeling younger than your thirties, then realizing it around people in their twenties.

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    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm nearly 70, but still think I'm half my age. Right up until I try to get out of a chair.

    Rinso The Red
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or I drop something on the floor. "Well, that's gone forever"

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    Shannon Donnelly
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’m 48, and the phrase, “You young whippersnappers…” leaves my mouth more than it has the right to. 😂

    The Shark
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ok. I'm officially entering my 40s, I feel like I'm already well into my 40s, yet as far as life's been going I still feel like a d**n dependent child that's seen some shît. 😂

    The Shark
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP censors DÂMN, Wîlly, Knöb... But MURDER is totally fine? WTF

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    Sam
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait until you are in your 60's and every day you wake into a fresh nightmare...but, with some time spent working, you can often have enough savings for some decent chocolate. I do. And I do.

    Pyla
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I follow the "say flexy" guy and it really helps to stretch and move. I'm 62 and I can still swing my leg over my horse's back and dismount w/o a mounting block. As the old saying goes: I'd rather wear out than rust out.

    Andie Day
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll be 72 this year, and I need a mounting block and a horse that' has patience when I get off. I'm not proud anymore, I just want to ride. You will pry my reins out of my cold dead hands.

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    K
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    YESSSSSSSS! THIS POST FOR REAL !!!

    Abel
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I am 43, and i had a midlife crysis when I was 25...

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    #15

    Tweet about self-checkout experiences, highlighting everyday humor in technology use.

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    Hippopotamuses
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ... and that's probably the best scenario you can hope for.

    Robert Trebor
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I go through regular checkout I always get behind someone who has to try seven or more cards to find which isn't denied. This after said shopper is fully rung up and only then realizes that they have to pay.

    Cee Cee
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Failing to pack as they go (usually a man) and those twits fumbling for their phone then spending an age to find the right app.

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    Khavrinen
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They have no idea how this thing is supposed to work, and yet they absolutely HAVE to argue with the poor employee trying to explain it that their explanation is WRONG.

    Mike F
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And has no idea what their PIN is

    Lee451 Henderson
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to go to a free clinic. When waiting to sign in, the person in front of me always had to tell the clerk their entire life story.

    Paul Rabit
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the person behind me is WAY too impatient!

    Robert Millar
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the car wash, or a gas pump, or a can recycler, or the bicycle pump on the street. Somenody said it was the brain's clockspeed, but I think it's also lack of RAM.

    Auntriarch
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, that would be me. I manage to look like that every time.

    Dave In MD
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's like waiting to use a ATM and the person in front of you is attempting to do a leveraged take over of IBM.

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    #16

    Tweet from @ElyKreimendahl humorously describes wanting a parent-like hug. Funny memes, relatable feeling.

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    Tabitha
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or the kid who wants to stay up on Christmas Eve so they can see Santa come down the chimney, but mysteriously wakes up Christmas morning tucked into their own bed upstairs. Yeah, that was me, age 5. Christmas 1965.

    John Mosley
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I knew there'd be someone making a recommendation 🙄.

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    JinxBox
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I' pretend I didn't wake up when the car stopped, I loved waiting for Baba to carry me home. Later had to carry my son home from same parking lot and learned there were so many stairs to go 🤗

    Pencil
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would literally rob a bank for just one hit of this.

    James Ward
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you're a kid you have the power of teleportation.

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    #17

    Tweet meme from "Circle Of Idiots" humorously discussing who can visit unannounced: UPS, FedEx, Amazon.

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    Auntriarch
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Anyone. I just may not let you in.

    Panda McPandaface
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. I can't stop you showing up but I can disconnect the doorbell and feign deafness.

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    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wrote the mat on our porch which reads: "If you weren't invited or making a delivery, you're facing the wrong way".

    Cee Cee
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hate the local evangelicals who quite regularly completely ignore the unmissable notice on my door "No Cold Callers".

    Panda McPandaface
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I invite them in and we all sit around the blood-stained altar.

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    Gingersnap In Iowa
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No one is unannounced at my house. Melvin lets me know everything and everyone.

    Michael Largey
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That guy from Publishers Clearing House.

    Sam
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    burglars, mostly. and squirrels...and mice and ants and moths and an old relative or two or three.

    Charlotte Andrus
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Publisher's Clearing House....with the check!

    Vicki Perizzolo
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and my dog announces them every time... there is no sneaking up at my house.

    Cathy Carey
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I ordered from those places then they aren't really unannounced.

    Debby Keir
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In my house it's the Police....

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    #18

    Funny meme questioning why grocery stores don't join Black Friday for discounts on essentials.

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    Tabitha
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Plus, the store can unload all the Thanksgiving stuff that didn’t sell, to make room for all the Christmas stuff that won’t sell and will then go on sale by New Years.

    Amanda Hunter
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    AND, we spend thousands with them every year, how about a Christmas gift basket.

    Pikkie V
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prices should be production cost + 10%. Not 1% production cost, 99% marketing.

    Bec
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My SIL took my niece (30) grocery shopping for her birthday - anything she wanted!

    Kalikima
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a great gift! I did the same thing for my sister and her gf recently, they really appreciated it.

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    #19

    Funny meme about privacy concerns in pharmacy lines, humorously highlighting oversharing personal details.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Where I live the pharmacy also get you to confirm your address.

    Cee Cee
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. I show them my driving licence. Don't want the methadone pickup guys knowing my address.

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    Annik Perrot
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here we just give the pharmacist our "carte vitale" ( SS card). They put it in their reader and have all the information show up.

    Bret Sander
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I now write it all down beforehand. It may look like a stick up, but it maintains my privacy.

    Moana Manana
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here, we hand our health insurance card, they read it and that was it. Prescribed medicine will be handed out without further communication, if you need something additional you will have to talk to the pharmacist 😋

    Kat Alison
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I lived where you live. The U.S. sucks.

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    Tabitha
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most alarming thing is to hear someone call out a birth date that means you’re older than they are. Then you get a good look at them, and…cripes, surely they can’t be younger than me….

    Samie Sweets
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry to know that really happens.....and after my prescription name was shouted, I wanted to shout back....YEAH, BUT NOT NEXT TO HIS ED MEDS, if you get my drift...

    Mattie
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, let's all shout our full name, date of birth, contact info, social security number, credit card info, mother's maiden name, favourite teacher, name of our first pet, street name from when we were born, etc. Let's say it clearly and slowly so everyone can hear and jot it down

    Jeanie Deutschman
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    HIPPA , HIPPA , HIPPA , Hypocrisy.......!

    Spittnimage
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I only have to give my name and DOB.

    Lene
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Really? Here we just draw a number and we look at a screen to tell us when it's our turn and what ddsk we're expected at.

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    #20

    Text meme about leaving work due to no parking, captioned humor.

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    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've quit jobs for lamer reasons.

    Karri Berkowitz
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree! But then again if I have to walk to my area from the morning meeting (10 min walk no joke ) I feel my car in the parking lot is closer, so I after I left one day, they have since provided a trolley

    Sam
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's called wisdom. It's called winning.

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    #21

    Retirement humor meme about driving slowly at 6AM and making people late for work.

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    Sarah
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or sit in your front garden in summer morning , looking ever so relaxed and at peace with the world with a book and pastry. You’ll be doing them a favour.. giving them hope and the will to live that one day… it’ll happen for them

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is not reality. Retirement means avoiding even being in rush hour traffic.

    The Shark
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... About that... Um. We're gonna need some kind of system where people can just end their lives if they're stuck in a position with no retirement income or reason to live. 😬

    Senjo Krane
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have reason to live, I just dont have funds to retire on. :(

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    Uncle Panda
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm ready for the bumper sticker, "Why yes, I am retired and I do have all day to drive in front of you, real slow." That's a lot of text for a bumper sticker so I'll make sure they have plenty of time to read it. 😈

    B Jones
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't forget to run your leaf blower at 7am on weekends when the people with jobs are trying to sleep in.

    sdorph
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since I retired there's no way I'm driving in rush hour traffic again, if I have to go somewhere it's going to be between 10:00am and 02:00pm or it ain't happening

    yellowphantom
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm retired and I try to do all my errands and schedule appointments, working out, etc. between 10 and 3 so I'm not taking up the only times and space that working people have available to them. I spent my evenings for over 40 years of working life, stuck behind slow old people, in stores and on the road, who had all day to get done what I just had a couple hours at the end to do. If you are lucky enough to work at home and control your schedule, you should do the same. And for pete's sake, don't take your daily stroll in front of the school when it's starting or letting out. It's hard enough to avoid the kids and busses when you are carpooling. I feel like I should add "and stay off my lawn" because I re-read this and it sounds very crabby!

    Meami
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. I’m retired and my goal is to sleep in. Then when I do go out, I drive like a bat outta hell and swear at everyone else on the road because people just p**s me off now.

    Sam
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been doing it for the past 15 years. It's fun. Plus, you know, the poignant bumper stickers.

    Robert Miller
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been doing my retirement wrong !

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    #22

    Text meme with a humorous message about traveling to the Bermuda Triangle to disappear.

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    MentallyUnstable27
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    count me in! you guys this will be so awesome ive been wanting to do this for YEARS

    Kat Alison
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Looking at all these replies….We’re gonna need a bigger boat.

    Beeps
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What time are we leaving?

    Sarah
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I’ll bring the bottle and can openers ..

    Sam
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    been there, done that. Alien abduction was a big let down. Little Green Pervs just wanted a fourth for Monopoly. Boring...

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    So yes, that mindless meme scroll actually has a purpose. It's entertaining, healthy, and sometimes even educational. It’s a reminder that life doesn’t always need to be so serious. Laughter adds levity to the heavy and softness to the sharp. In a world where everything feels like a lot, memes feel like relief. And honestly, we all deserve more of that.

    #23

    Funny meme text about breakups and "relationship management degree."

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    Auntriarch
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They can't fault you on the field work

    Panda McPandaface
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think I missed out on a lot of the practical work though.

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    The Shark
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Kinda like an unpaid internship. Gotta start somewhere!

    Abel
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A degree in "click me?" WTF BP!?

    Michael Largey
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This happened to me. Luckiest escape of my life.

    #24

    Text meme about toilet paper behavior, reflecting humor from "Circle Of Idiots."

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    Auntriarch
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My brother may have been an annoying little toad for a substantial part of his 59 years, but he shared his loo paper stash with me.

    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah I don't know wtf that was all about. I figured a run on Twinkies if anything.

    Robert Miller
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stpck up -it's about to happen again .

    BrownEyedGrrl
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've been stocking up on TP, food, OTC medicine, etc. People say I'm overreacting. I don't think so. I'm in the USA.

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    TheReader19
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My sister told me to stop hoarding food, stupidly I listened to her; right before 2020. She had to apologise to me after that, she's even started her own stash.

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If you don't move fast you may be stuck with 1 ply

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    #25

    Funny meme from Circle of Idiots stating, "Idk how to explain this but Thursday, November and 8pm are the same."

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    Paul Rabit
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd say because they are all Penultimates. Thursday is second to last day of the work week, November is second to last month of the year, 8pm is the second to last hour before bedtime.

    geezeronthehill
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They're all "Not quite there, yet."

    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "I could never get the hang of Thursdays," said Arthur.

    Chilli
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the time where nothing really happens, but you do still think it's a nice time

    Dawn Marie
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So true my friend, so true. October, November and December go by extremely fast and today is April 19th and it seems like it took 6 years just to get here.

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    #26

    Funny meme about Word document formatting frustrations and closing it in anger.

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    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have to make documents with pictures of students, that sometimes need the faces covered due to privacy. So two layers that alter anytime I add something ensure even more headaches.

    Chilli
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's making a list, he's hanging a wreath, your stocking's now filled with bloody deer teeth, Bill Cipher's coming to town. He sees you when you're sleeping, he sees you when you're sleeping, he sees your when you're sleeping, HE SEES YOU WHEN YOU'RE SLEEPING.

    Mimi M
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds like a Cake song.

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    #28

    Text meme from 'Circle Of Idiots' joking about the high cost of going out, stating staying in is cheaper.

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    merlin
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Online shopping costs me double

    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To offset that, I've started counting 'retrieving mystery packages' as exercise. The savings on that gym membership I never got are substantial.

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    Lotekguy
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I pay a lot for cable, internet and streaming services. Going out just reduces return on investment

    Sam
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's often way too peoply outside.

    Dawn Marie
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like to just stay home and enjoy my rent!!

    The Shark
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For serious though! There's very little you can do out in society that isn't going to cost money, and probably a lot of it as little things add up.

    Lily bloom
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Inside is about to cost that soon too it seems

    NJ P
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I call them Zero Dollar Days.

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    #29

    Text meme about never feeling sad at a Mexican restaurant eating chips and salsa.

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    Ozymandias73
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then, when you're almost full, your meal arrives.

    Kay Christensen
    Community Member
    6 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And margaritas! MUCHAS MAS TEQUILA POR FAVOR!

    Arenite
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And drinking tequila. Never forget the tequila!

    PunnyPanda
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Say what you will about Tosh 2.0 or whatever he's called, but his same joke involving a waverunner is pure gold.

    Sam
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Negro y Azul (The Heisenberg Song) | Breaking Bad https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_ykOTpzuZN0

    #30

    Heart and brain debating feelings with alcohol humorously sending a message, funny meme scenario.

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    OzzyTheMano (They/He)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Brain: DELETE DELETE UNSEND UNSEND OH S**T HE READ THE MESSAGE OH F**K

    Abel
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The most important online tip I can give you: Never, I repeat, NEVER send a PM drunk. The shame will be bigger than all the explanations...

    #31

    Text meme humorously discusses work bathroom breaks timing.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's quite impressive. Where I worked, I got about 10 minutes before one on my staff 'need' me for something or other. I'm sure this was a conspiracy.

    Never Snarky
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a supervisor who would come in and ask if you needed to go to the nurse if you were in there longer than 5 minutes. Going to the nurse meant you didn't get paid.

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    Huddo's sister
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work with kids, this is definitely not my reality...

    The Shark
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Guaranteed you stood up with a bright red toilet seat ring emblazened into your butt and legs for the rest of the day. Yay for clothes.

    Sam
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This professional scientific experiment was approved by NASA and The Tex-Mex Taco Association

    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you looked up to catch them peering at you over the stall? I have lol

    Bryn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of a kid I used to babysit for - he asked to go to the bathroom in middle school. After like 40 minutes, the School Resource Officer found him in the bathroom corner eating blueberries 🤷

    sdorph
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only if you didn't take your phone with you

    BeKind&Rewind
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a coworker who is assigned to be the toilet seat warmer for his whole lunch hour.

    Verfin22
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have IBS. I'd cry if I was in the bathroom for 47 minutes.

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    #32

    Text meme with caption, "normalize booing in the workplace," humorously suggests workplace change.

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    Sam
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I thought that said boozing

    Ipetmykitteh
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “Booooo” is my natural response to all my idiot friends’ dad jokes. It has begun to appear in response to other things I find annoying.

    Wondering Alice
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh no, I didn't realise it wasn't.

    Rick Murray
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This would appear to be predicated on the assumption that management listens to us and cares what we think.

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    #33

    Funny meme text saying nobody gives butterflies, only brain damage.

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    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After a lifetime with the most efficiently amazing digestive system, I've developed acid reflux. It's gotten worse since the elections.

    Shannon Donnelly
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel you. In the past few years, I’ve gone from a stomach of steel to one that no longer tolerates gluten, lactose, spinach, or garlic. Who knows what it will kick off the list tomorrow? 🙄

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    Tabitha
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    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No butterflies in my stomach. Just brain-eating worms in my head. Then again, if I’m getting so many brain worms, why am I—-Me—-I not running the Department of Health and Human Services, and not that other guy? I definitely wouldn’t—-couldn’t—-be any worse at it.

    Sam
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's pronounced dame brammage please...cuz my head parts say so, so there you go...I have haff for brain cells leff. I named them Smokey, Shifty, Clem and Larry.

    Abel
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I feel tickles in my stomach it usually ends with a fart...

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    #34

    Funny meme about friendship, highlighting the shift from exchanging memes to emotional phone calls.

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    NoCleverName
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool idfk what this one even says bc of the newest "click me" popup ad that BP is randomly putting in the corner of individual posts?! Already 2/3 of my screen taken up with that garbage and adding more?! I will NOT be buying "premium" and might be time to stop browsing this site as a part of my morning routine. Nice work BP

    John Mosley
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The ads are bad, but ransoming Dark Mode is unforgivable.

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    Elizabeth Butler
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I turned my ad remover off for this site after they begged me to, but it has been getting so much worse lately that I may turn it back on. Yes I know they need the ad revenue to keep it going, but it has gotten TOO intrusive.

    Lee Gilliland
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    At least my friends do.

    Niels AirMax
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well...you're not wrong... D**n you! 😑

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    #35

    Text meme from Circle of Idiots humorously wishes for stomach gas to fuel a car.

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    Mike F
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This person is over 40.

    Emilu
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine how cheap cars would be to run if we could power them off fart-juice though! Take that, Tesla!

    Sam
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beans, beans, the musical fruit...

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    #36

    Text meme humorously highlights the relatable monotony of work schedules.

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    Analyn Lahr
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Companies don't understand 5/8s is outdated. Sadly mine switched to 4/12s one week, 3/12s the next PLUS 8 hours of mandatory overtime most of the time. Nobody in my department on my shift is happy. We're supposed to have 4 days off every other week. That's what they promised. Sorry for the rant. I literally complain to everyone.

    The Shark
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's a fair complaint.

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    Amanda Hunter
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being expected to show up again in the morning.

    Abel
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only 8 hours? You have not worked in retail...

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    #37

    Funny meme text about faking a laugh when unable to understand a conversation.

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    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't process speech as quickly as I used, but after years of fake laughing or murmuring, I've stopped feigning that I'm following the conversation.

    Hippopotamuses
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This can quickly descend into wishing the earth would open up and swallow you.

    Tabitha
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean what the other person (I swear purposely) said unclearly/vaguely/inaudibly/incompletely/not at all?

    The Shark
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah yes. Every phone conversation with my boyfriend using his air pods. On a bike. In the middle of Manhattan. On a weekday. 🤦🏼‍♀️

    John Stark
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the mutual looks, they know you missed something, you're too awkward to ask them to repeat... everyone just moves on

    Sam
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Answer...from Hogan's Heroes https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=34ag4nkSh7Q

    #38

    Text meme about work-life balance saying working 5 days for 48 hours of freedom feels wrong.

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    Hoi-Polloi
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean... I get it. Just it's the only game in town. Heck, medieval people had 6-7 day work weeks,. They did have a lot of saint's days and such, but it wasn't a consistent schedule like we have.

    RedMarbles
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I guess it depends where and exactly when, but Snopes summarized their research into how much medieval peasants worked with this: "Ultimately, we found that the claim that medieval peasants worked around 150 days a year is still largely accepted as a valid estimate by academic economic historians, at least in England for a period starting around 1350 and lasting between a few decades and more than a century, depending on the methodology used to study the data." https://www.snopes.com/fact-check/medieval-peasant-only-worked-150-days/

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    geezeronthehill
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unions got us this far. What will you be willing to do?

    Bryn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Join the union - unions are only as good as the people in them.

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    NJ P
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Free for 48 hours? You dreamin'.

    #39

    Calendar meme highlighting "W*F" for January 2025 start, with text questioning the odd start of the year.

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    Analyn Lahr
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It was an omen.

    Who am I, where am I
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the world, moreso for us Americans

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    Don Adams
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So far, living up to it!

    Robert Millar
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the least of your worries.

    karivfta
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And we've been saying WTF ever since.

    TheGayUmbrella
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah um hi this aged like f*****g MILK 😫

    Vicki Perizzolo
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    more concerned about what started post 1/21/25

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    #40

    Social media meme about high rent costs, highlighting generational unhappiness.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life wasn't easy for the working class back in the 70's. Little did we know that was merely a dress rehearsal for the financial inequities at present.

    E Menendez
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When I first moved to San Francisco in 2003, I had to work 2 jobs because I used 75% of my pay from UCSF as a certified lab technician to pay my rent. And I had to pay for student loans. I didn't have a car for a number of years because I couldn't afford one. Bike or public transit only. And used pay phones with calling cards my mom sent me. Because I couldn't afford a phone.

    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 1980s, I got paid every two weeks. The rule of thumb was that each month, one paycheck is for the rent; the other is for everything else.

    CP
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We can do better as a society.

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    #41

    Text meme about life decisions, comparing ordering a Bloody Mary due to lack of apple juice to personal choices.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I thought I’d at least try to be good, but they didn’t have the stuff I needed for it, so f**k it.

    Biofish23
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Went to dinner with a family member, she tried to order a Pepsi, they only had coke, so she tried to order a sweet tea, but this was the north so they only had unsweetened ice tea. She ordered a gin and tonic.

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Tomato juice ( mostly ), apple juice, close enough.

    #42

    Funny meme about Netflix humorously acknowledging movie requests without having them.

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    Emilu
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I HATE THAT. And then gives you suggestions that are nothing like what you wanted, even though it knew EXACTLY what you wanted.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Allegedly knew exactly what you wanted, that is. Allegedly.

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    Riley Quinn
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Depending on my mood, Netflix is either insulting me or I find their suggestions "based on what you watch" hilarious. My viewing habits defy algorithms.

    Emilu
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    “I fit no algorithm!”

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about clicking on the one program that interests you, only to find out it’s not available? Why is it even being advertised if it’s unavailable? Just pull it off the list, ffs!

    James Ward
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Netflix has the movie I want ... in Spanish

    Khavrinen
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This makes me feel better about the fact that I've never had NetFlix.

    B Jones
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'll want to watch a movie, can't find it, buy it on Blu-ray. Next month that movie is on several streaming services

    Chilli
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's giving "Have you seen this guy?" "You mean the five foot two inches guy with freckles, blond hair, a really bad sunburn on his left ear wearing a Starwars shirt and cargo pants?" "Yes!" "No, sorry."

    Bored Birgit
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Netflix does not have any popular movies or series. Period.

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    #44

    Text meme about chaotic sleeping patterns from Circle of Idiots series.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And skips and switches halfway through every song. Then the battery dies and all hell breaks loose.

    Igor914624
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is a squirrel and he is s****d at burning squirrel.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Mine is stable bimodal. Like mammals and agrarian humans. Go to sleep early, awake for a couple hours, sleep some more. A healthy, natural pattern, just not so convenient for modern society.

    Child of the Stars
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I work nights and am a single parent with 2 school-age children. I sleep when I can 🤷‍♀️

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    #45

    A tweet humorously suggesting a "work jester" to lighten the office mood, tying into "funny memes."

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    Chaos Pandas Unite
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh that’s me, my bad, I’ll be right over.

    Mimi M
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    K'shmei, kach hu. (Old saying - 'they are like their name')

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    Auntriarch
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I really do miss Matt since I retired. The only person in the office who understood every single one of my Discworld allusions.

    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've spent the last six months on holiday in Discworld, currently touring Djelibeybi, heading to Lancre next. As good as the books were read randomly, reading them in order is even better.

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    Rick Seiden
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We have a person at work who fosters kittens and post pictures of the little guys in Slack. Brightens my day every time.

    SlothyK8
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a standing 15min team meeting every day. I tell dad jokes. :)

    Paulina
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Fück no! My lunch break is for everyone to shut up and mind their own business.

    K
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Uhm. Work wife/husband is just an opening for an emotional affair. Coworkers should be just that.. coworkers. Nothing more nothing less - switch jobs and most of them disappear from your life anyways. Again just my opinion. . . .

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    #46

    Text meme with humor about learning to stay in your lane by going bowling.

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    Tucker Cahooter
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Making sure you don't end up in the gutter either

    UKGrandad
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My wife earned the nickname 'Barnes Wallace' for her 'bouncing bomb' style of bowling. Her best moment was when she bowled down lane 7 and scored a strike in lane 5.

    Be_ Heard
    Community Member
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have you seen how much bowling is now??? Insane

    Ravenkbh
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i don't stay in my own lane when i'm bowling either

    #47

    Text-based meme: "Do you know how much trauma it took to be this funny?" from Circle of Idiots.

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    Riley Quinn
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Humor is one of the best defensive tools. Only really perceptive people recognize using humor is how to keep people at arm's length.

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Laughter can also keep you from busting out ugly crying, loudly and with a load of snot exploding out your nose. Oh yeah, and with a splitting headache when you’re all cried out.

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    Michael Grant
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It always annoyed me that the worse I felt the funnier I got. Pure defense.

    Sam
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is why, every year, I send my muggers the bestest Christmas cards, like the ones with glitter and songs.

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    #48

    "Funny meme text on a white background: 'Life is too short to be at work every day.'"

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    OzzyTheMano (They/He)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    life is too short to be put into student debt that you'll be paying off for the next 50 years

    K
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Life is too expensive not to be

    Michael Grant
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of my favourite cookbooks was called "Life Is Too Short To Stuff Mushrooms".

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    #50

    Text meme from ‘Circle Of Idiots’ humorously defying conventional advice.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️🙋‍♂️

    Who am I, where am I
    Community Member
    Premium
    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or thinks I can't do, in their opinion and I prove them wrong

    K
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm. My son may be your twin

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    #51

    "Funny meme about wishing a career would pursue the person instead."

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    Hoi-Polloi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Take a long lunch break. It will come for you.

    #52

    Funny meme about Thanksgiving family dynamics, shared by Ely Kreimendahl, highlighting tier 1 and tier 2 gatherings.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Much to the peril of small children, who don't know the terms of engagement of this silent war.

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    #53

    Text meme from 'Circle Of Idiots' with the phrase, "If your ex blocks you, you won."

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In other words, don’t threaten me with a good time.

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    #54

    Text meme about intuition feeling eerily accurate, expressing surprise and amusement.

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    Toothless Feline
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My personal theory is that intuition is the result of processing your brain is doing without getting your consciousness involved. It’s perceiving things and evaluating them all the time, and sometimes it just hands you the results and says, “I made this for you.”

    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s your primitive brain’s stored memory of being chased by a hungry saber toothed tiger back in the day when humans were nothing more than a snack that can’t run fast.

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    Hoi-Polloi
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This bothers me. While my subconscious does give me good ideas sometimes, it also comes up with some really bad ones, intrusive thoughts, and so on. I don't like the idea that my brain -- who's supposed to be on my side -- is smarter than me, and has a nasty sense of humor.

    #55

    Cartoon character on phone at night versus tired in the morning, humorous meme from Circle of Idiots.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same, except without the nightie.

    #56

    Text meme with the joke: "all this forehead and I still can't remember anything."

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When you get older, it becomes a 3head, with two of the heads totally jammed, and the third out of order.

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    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I used to let my hair grow all my life, as I went bald I left the back alone. I called it a Bullet as in Bald Mullet but I see Skullet as well. Anyhoo, Someone was looking for me once and I heard "It's the long haired bald guy." I've trimmed my own hair with the guard off from that day forward lol. Looking back at old pics it was silly as heck.

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    #57

    Funny meme text by user vveetto about being able to tell someone was heavily involved on campus.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I try to avoid people like that when I smell them coming from a mile away.

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    #58

    Tweet humor about changing baby name trends over time, featuring funny memes.

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    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Funny it runs in trends. I wonder whether is was always like that?

    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. It’s always been like that. The degree of oddness in the trends varies from cycle to cycle, but there are always trends.

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    MagicJacket
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My kids LeBrantleigh and Shadeeleighnette named their kids Aristotle and Pliny, so they are going way back.

    antoinette maldari
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Have a co-worker whose daughter is about to name her daughter Adeline. How sweet .

    Billo66
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My Great Grandma was Stella so that's what I went with. I promised my Great Grandpa I would.

    #59

    Text meme about relatable laziness, saying, "She can sleep all day and still be sleepy. I am she, she is me."

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    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I slept 20 hours a day the first two days of retirement and it took over a week to work it down to around 8 hours. I was that tired.

    Who am I, where am I
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    7 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's why we call it work, it's tiring

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    #60

    Funny meme about a friend claiming to need a vacation after numerous trips.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How do they manage that when they’re earning exactly the same pay as me and I can barely pay rent AND bills AND basic groceries?

    Pencil
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend like that. One year I'm trying to figure out if I can afford new winter boots or should just patch them with more duct tape and she takes her boyfriend on a trip to the Seychelles. The motherforking Seychelles!

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    GalPalAl
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My alleged friend does this constantly. I can't afford to go on vacation and asked him once if he knows what read the room means. No. Even after I explained what that means, he continued on. On his way to becoming an ex friend and may sign him up to receive GOP propaganda as punishment

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    #61

    Text meme humorously praising liver, part of "Circle Of Idiots" funny meme collection.

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    Mike F
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had a friend who used to say "I drink like this so my liver will win Charleston contests years after I'm dead".

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    #62

    Text meme about personal contradiction, with the phrase "never again" followed by "*agains*" for humor.

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    OzzyTheMano (They/He)
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me: "THIS TIME I wont do it again" also me: *agains for a third time*

    #64

    Text meme about unrealistic gym expectations for weight loss from 'Circle Of Idiots'.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Visit" as in "Going in, looking around and leaving again"?

    Emilu
    Community Member
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *Laughs in My 600lb Life*

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    #65

    Text meme about increasing effort when told to tone it down; humor from Circle of Idiots.

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    #66

    Text meme about stabbing cereal to activate flavor; humorous take on breakfast rituals, part of Circle of Idiots memes.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly WHOSE face are you seeing in that bowl as you stab it, sweetie?

    Uncle Panda
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hmm... I do that. I'm guessing that's a vestigial behavior from tamping the cereal down into the milk to maximize the sweet slurp at the end?

    Talis
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Telling the cereal who's the boss!

    #68

    Text meme about house hunting on Zillow with $150, humorously criticizing cabinet color preferences.

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    #69

    Text meme with humorous quote about falling asleep instead of achieving goals.

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    Emilu
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She definitely can, though. Tomorrow.

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    #70

    Text meme: "and u know what hurts the most? my back" on a black background. Funny memes from Circle Of Idiots.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And head, and legs. And one eye’s now got a periodic twitch going as well.

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a joke about "My favorite memory from my youth is no back pain." But I cannot remember the absence of something. Pain is the ultimate "Be Here Now" "Live in the moment" experience.

    #71

    Cartoon character in disbelief at a cereal box, humor highlighting relatable everyday frustration.

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    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cost per pound for cereal makes it the top rip off of the food industry.

    #72

    Funny meme about coworkers approaching right after waking up.

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    whiterabbit
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I would consider myself a morning person and I still don't understand why people do this. It's 6:00am, I had to be up at 4:15 to make it here that early, I have zero desire to small talk with you right now. Especially considering we get to spend the next 10 hours together. My favorite is when I get rather snippy about it and I get to spend the rest of my day feeling guilty because I know my coworker was just being friendly. But, ffs, it's 6:00am!

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    #73

    Text meme from Circle of Idiots reads: "a massage is not enough, I need to be rolled through a pasta machine."

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why the hell not? I’ve already been put through the ringer so many times I’ve lost count.

    April Pickett
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know, that sounds like a great idea,

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    #74

    Funny meme with text: "we're living in increasingly unfergalicious times" from Circle of Idiots.

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    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not the faintest idea what that word means, but I agree wholeheartedly

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    Crystal M
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2007 was wild!

    #75

    Humorous meme text: "daddy issues? nah, whole family issues."

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    Toothless Feline
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Issues, nothing. How about a whole family subscription?

    #76

    Funny meme about spending more money than a gift card at Target.

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    #77

    Funny meme text about Black Friday deals in a tweet format.

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    #78

    Humorous meme text about being weird to move the plot forward, from Circle of Idiots.

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    Talis
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It can indeed motivate to imagine being the main character of a movie. Boring work is just undercover disguise! OK, toilet breaks are strange...

    #79

    Tweet meme from Circle of Idiots: "Most disappointed I’ve ever been, no worries," by cursedkief with a pirate flag icon.

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    #80

    Funny meme about writing "sorry idk" on math tests.

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    #81

    Funny meme listing five humorous excuses for drinking.

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    KnightOwl
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    8 months ago

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    #82

    Text meme about dating struggles with a crying emoji.

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Move to a cabin in the north woods and adopt a pet skunk. Wait, that’s a different article.

    Hippopotamuses
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Get a dog. They're fun, and they don't like complex conversations.

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they introduce you to a better class of human

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    #83

    Three people in a basement discussing getting drunk for every holiday, a humorous take from Circle Of Idiots memes.

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    nottheactualphoto
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's Friday night. We got perfect weather. Let's get drunk together.

    HeavyMetalHeart
    Community Member
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    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *laughs in scottish* Only on holidays? Amateurs!

    Auntriarch
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just waiting for Scotland and Oz to join the chat

    keyboardtek
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Weekends and holidays are usually spent recovering from the damaging effects of work.

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    #85

    Funny meme text: "He had a choice and didn't choose you - my therapist at 11 am."

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    Tabitha
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And d**n if my replacements therapist didn’t say the exact same thing at 1:00 pm. Let me get someone else for a third opinion.

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    #86

    Funny meme about unsending messages and Apple’s announcements, with the text expressing disbelief and eye emojis.

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    #87

    Man in colorful shirt, sitting outdoors, looking at phone with a perplexed expression.

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    #88

    Text meme about online shopping humor and staying home.

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    April Pickett
    Community Member
    8 months ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please stop ruining the language. "I be shopping" could be "I'm shopping online". It should matter.

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