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137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice

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It’s nearly the pinnacle of “engagement season.” Popping the question on Christmas Eve has been a long-standing practice. In fact, Facebook reported that between Christmas Eve and Christmas Day in the US alone, 2.6 million people updated their relationship status to “engaged.” So, there is definitely something about wintertime that makes us feel all lovey-dovey. There might be flu in the air, but so is love. So, ’tis the season to be jolly and a little naughty. Whether you have yourself a boo or you’re waiting for Santa to bring you one, dazzling them with naughty Christmas pick-up lines will surely melt their heart.

Single or taken, if you have that special someone in mind, be sure to use some Christmas pick-up lines to show your affection and burst that love-o-meter! Perhaps not on Santa’s, but cute pick-up lines for Christmas will surely put you on that special someone’s Nice list. Also, if you leave some cookies out for him, Father Christmas might turn a blind eye to all the naughty pick-up lines too. Either way, pick-up lines for Christmas work just as well as having a cute dog picture on your dating profile. It’s an instant yes. So, try a Christmas pick-up line, and, who knows, you might grant yourself a big smooch under the mistletoe!

Below, we’ve compiled a list of cute, funny, and some PG-rated, dirty Christmas pick-up lines, which will either secure you a kiss under the mistletoe or a hot date with a bottle of eggnog. And let’s be honest, both options sound enjoyable, so it’s a win-win. Quips aside, upvote those Christmas pick-up lines that made you smile! Also, are you on Santa’s Naughty or Nice list this year? Let us know!

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#1

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "What’s the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas, but you’ve stolen my heart."

9points

Owen Eshelman (ze/zir) 1 year ago

Using this ain't rizz. It'll get you out in jail

2points

#2

"If I was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you."

8points

Yeah, okay. 1 year ago

Ugh. Creepy. No thanks.

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#3

"You make me more excited than seeing gifts under a Christmas tree."

7points

YARETZI JIMENEZ CHAVARRIA 1 year ago

Damn that must be some excitement

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#4

"If I were a snowman, I’d melt into a puddle because you’re so hot."

7points

Jakobe Thomas 1 month ago

this RIZZ is better here this I saw you on Spotify you were listed the hottest single

0points

#5

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "Wanna hang out under the mistletoe while we wait for Santa?"

7points

YARETZI JIMENEZ CHAVARRIA 1 year ago

Hell no

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#6

"Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you."

6points

Morgan Williams 1 year ago

i did this to my son and he got angry

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#7

"Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?"

6points

Ethan Davis 2 days ago

oh yeah wrizz

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#8

"Even Santa can’t make candy as sweet as you."

6points

Morgan Williams 1 year ago

i used this on a kid and he ran away (im 53)

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#9

"I must be a snowflake, because I’ve fallen for you."

6points

#10

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter."

6points

#11

"Can I be the milk to your cookies?"

6points

Stefan Schubert 1 year ago

Just No

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#12

"If a big man puts you in a bag tonight, don’t worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."

6points

BigChungus69 11 months ago

Kidnapping rizz goes hard

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#13

"Is your name Rudolf? Because you light up the room."

6points

#14

"Roses are red, Santa is too, I want to spend my Christmas with you."

6points

#15

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "If I were Santa, what would you leave me as a treat?"

6points

Morgan Williams 1 year ago

zesty rizz

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#16

"I used my advent calendar to count down the days til I see you."

6points

#17

"I’ll be Santa and you can whisper what you want in my ear."

6points

YARETZI JIMENEZ CHAVARRIA 1 year ago

No just no

1point

#18

"Like candy canes and Christmas, me and you were mint for each other."

5points

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#19

"Can I take a picture of you, so I can show Santa exactly what I want for Christmas?"

5points

#20

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "Do you live in an igloo? Because you seem like a pretty cool person."

5points

#21

"Forget Santa, you’re on my nice list."

5points

#22

"If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it’s cause I asked for the cutest person in the world for Christmas."

5points

BigChungus69 11 months ago

Nah what the hell 😭

0points

#23

"I’ve checked twice, and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list."

5points

Wesley Hau 1 year ago

What A BEAST move, i pulled a girl with this. She looked my direction and rolled her eyes. IM TOTALLY IN. Thank you so much boredpanda.com because you just help me trumendously.

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#24

"The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too."

5points

yeiden hernandez colorado 11 months ago

WOAH

0points

#25

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?"

5points

YARETZI JIMENEZ CHAVARRIA 1 year ago

Ew

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#26

"I like milk and cookies, but I would rather have you."

5points

#27

"Screw the nice list. I’ve got you on my nice and naughty list!"

5points

#28

"Let me help you out of that ugly sweater."

5points

BigChungus69 11 months ago

Bitchh

0points

#29

"The only package I want this Christmas is yours."

5points

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#30

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "Of all the magnetic poles in the world, you had to walk into mine."

5points

#31

"I’m gonna make you glisten like the snow."

5points

#32

"You, me, mistletoe."

5points

#33

"I’d like to be the Santa to your Mrs. Claus."

5points

#34

"You can unwrap me like a gift."

5points

YARETZI JIMENEZ CHAVARRIA 1 year ago

Skin you or what

1point

#35

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "You make me want to get coal in my stocking."

5points

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#36

"Seeing you makes me realize I’m probably on the naughty list this year."

5points

#37

"Is your name Holly? Because you make me feel Jolly."

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yeiden hernandez colorado 11 months ago

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0points

#38

"Let’s make this gingerbread house a gingerbread home."

5points

#39

"I’m like a snowman because you’ve got me frozen in my tracks."

5points

yeiden hernandez colorado 11 months ago

bro frosty the snowman is a bad example for kids because he smokes he has a pipe

0points

#40

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "Baby it’s cold outside, but I’ll keep you warm."

5points

#41

"The postman’s not the only thing that’s gonna be late this month."

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#42

"I’ve got some reindeer games we can play later."

5points

#43

"Tonight definitely won’t be a silent night."

5points

yeiden hernandez colorado 11 months ago

what do you mean by that

0points

#44

"You know what they say about finding love at Christmas? You’ll find yourself becoming a parent come September."

5points

#45

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "Well, call me the mall Santa because my beard is fake and I’m just trying to get to know your kids."

5points

#46

"I think we have great chemis-tree."

5points

#47

"Hi, I’m Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I’ve been waiting for you for what feels like forever."

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#48

"Hey. I’m spreading Christmas cheer. What drink can I get you?"

5points

#49

"He may have a nice car, but I have a fast sleigh."

5points

#50

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "Care to dance with me merrily in the new old-fashioned way?"

5points

#51

"Call me an ornament — because I’m hanging on your every word."

5points

#52

"You’re prettier than a partridge in a pear tree!"

5points

#53

"Sleigh bells don’t have to be the only thing ringing — can I give you a call tonight?"

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#54

"Santa promised me something spectacular for Christmas — he must have meant you."

5points

#55

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "Do you hear what I hear? It’s the sound of sparks flying between us."

5points

#56

"Want to go frolic and play the Eskimo way?"

5points

#57

"That star on top of the Christmas tree has nothing on your glow."

5points

#58

"If you were a tree, you’d be an evergreen, because I bet you look this good year-round."

4points

#59

"Are you Rudolph’s red nose? Because, baby, I would say you glow."

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#60

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "If you were a reindeer, you’d be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?"

4points

#61

"Baby, we need to get together before Christmas — because you can’t spell “love” with No-el."

4points

#62

"I take romance to a new level — I don’t cuddle; I hibernate."

4points

#63

"Do you celebrate Boxing Day? Because you’re the whole package."

4points

#64

"I’ll definitely let you join in my reindeer games."

4points

#65

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "Call me Rudolph, because you just sleighed me!"

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#66

"Unlike the snow, I promise I won’t flake on you."

4points

#67

"Do you want to make a Christmas jingle with me, or are you single all the way?"

4points

#68

"Are you looking for a tree topper? Because I’ve been told I’m a star on top."

4points

#69

"I have the stamina of a jolly, round man — I can go all night long."

4points

#70

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "Let’s pretend to be presents and get laid under the tree."

4points

#71

"I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl."

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#72

"Let’s both be naughty this year and save Santa the trip."

4points

#73

"Wanna sit on the North Pole tonight?"

4points

#74

"Santa’s lap isn’t the only place wishes come true."

4points

#75

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "Wanna meet Santa’s little helper?"

4points

#76

"I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list."

4points

#77

"Girl, if you come to my house on Black Friday, all clothes will be 100 percent off."

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#78

"Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas? Because it looks like you could use something horny."

4points

#79

"Are you Adam Sandler? Because I’m ready to give you eight crazy nights."

4points

#80

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "I want to fill you up with my holiday spirit."

4points

#81

"You’d be the first gift I’d unwrap Christmas morning."

4points

#82

"I like my Christmas stockings held up by garter belts."

4points

#83

"I’m not Santa, but do you want to sit on my lap and tell me what you want this Christmas?"

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#84

"I want to be the elf on your shelf."

4points

#85

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "My bedroom is the warmest place in 500 miles. Looks like we have to head there if we want to stay warm."

4points

#86

"Santa: 'Wanna sit on my lap and discuss the first thing that comes up?'"

4points

#87

"You know what elves and I have in common? We’re both good with our hands."

4points

#88

"I’ll leave milk and cookies out for Santa, but your late-night snack is me."

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#89

"Is that a candy cane in your pocket or are you just excited to see me?"

4points

#90

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "If you were one of Santa’s reindeer, you’d be Vixen for sure."

4points

#91

"It may be Jesus’s birthday, but I’m the one receiving the gift of your presence."

4points

#92

"Baby I’m going to Jingle Bell Rock your world tonight."

4points

#93

"I’d like to make your sleigh bells ring."

4points

#94

"I’d like to try your Christmas cookies."

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#95

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "You know what Santa and I have in common? We both love a good ho-ho-ho."

4points

#96

"I’ve got a special toy from Santa’s workshop just for you."

4points

#97

"Why don’t we make like the Little Drummer Boy and start banking?"

4points

#98

"Are you on the nice list? Because you’re looking mighty nice tonight."

4points

#99

"Your eyes shine brighter than the lights on the tree."

4points

#100

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "Are you a candy cane? Because I’m hooked."

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#101

"The name’s Feliz Navi-daddy."

4points

#102

"Watch out Jesus, there’s about to be another immaculate conception tonight."

4points

#103

"I’m glad I saved room for dessert, because you are serving looks."

4points

#104

"I brought you a gift. You can wear the bow and be my gift later."

4points

#105

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "Would you fancy a quick egg-snog?"

4points

#106

"I’ve been baking all day, and I want to whisk you a Merry Christmas."

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#107

"Are you sitting on a candle? Because you are on fire."

4points

#108

"When we met, it was love at frost sight."

4points

#109

"I can tell you’re quite the ‘elf-a-male’"

4points

#110

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "Forget 12 days of Christmas, I want 12 days with you."

4points

#111

"I prefer to give rather than receive."

4points

#112

"This season to be jolly — and get your phone number."

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#113

"Move over, sugar plums — someone else will be dancing in my head tonight."

4points

#114

"Santa must have really worked his magic if there’s an angel like you in our midst."

4points

#115

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "I ho-ho-hope I can get your number tonight."

4points

#116

"I think we’re orna-meant to be."

4points

#117

"This thing we have is really be-yule-tiful."

4points

#118

"Hi, Santa said you wished for me. Good choice."

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#119

"Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas."

3points

#120

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "How about you show me peace on earth, and I’ll show you goodwill toward men?"

3points

#121

"Wanna Scrooge?"

3points

#122

"In the words of Jack Skellington, “I am the best, for my talents are renowned far and wide.” Wanna see for yourself?"

3points

#123

"Ever do it in a sleigh?"

3points

#124

"Is your name Jingle Bells? ‘Cause you look like you go all the way."

3points

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#125

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "Are you looking to get fa-la-la-la-la-la-la-la-laid?"

3points

#126

"Good tidings aren't the only thing I can give you."

3points

#127

"That Christmas tree isn’t the only thing that’s going to have an angel on top of it."

3points

#128

"Unlike Santa, I’ll bring over some toys if you want to get naughty."

3points

#129

"I’d like to sit on your yule log tonight."

3points

#130

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "Let’s role-play. You be mommy, I’ll be Santa."

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#131

"I’ve got five gold rings in my pocket for you if ya know what I’m sayin'."

3points

#132

"Do you want me to ice your cookies?"

3points

#133

"Babbo Natale, Father Christmas, Santa… I don’t care what you call me as long as you call me."

3points

#134

"Let’s get elf-ed up."

3points

#135

137 Christmas Pick-Up Lines For All The Naughty And Nice "Let’s make baby snowmen and call them our chill-dren."

3points

#136

"After we deck the halls, we can deck the kitchen, the laundry room, the whole house."

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#137

"You are the hottest of cocoas."

3points

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Owen Eshelman (ze/zir) 1 year ago

WARNING!!!!! DO NOT USE THESE!!! THESE ARE CREEPY!!!

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Yeah, okay. 1 year ago

No. No no no no no. Almost every one of these is just suuuuuper creepy.

2points

Owen Eshelman (ze/zir) 1 year ago

WARNING!!!!! DO NOT USE THESE!!! THESE ARE CREEPY!!!

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Yeah, okay. 1 year ago

No. No no no no no. Almost every one of these is just suuuuuper creepy.

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