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It’s nearly the pinnacle of “engagement season.” Popping the question on Christmas Eve has been a long-standing practice. In fact, Facebook reported that between Christmas Eve and Christmas Day in the US alone, 2.6 million people updated their relationship status to “engaged.” So, there is definitely something about wintertime that makes us feel all lovey-dovey. There might be flu in the air, but so is love. So, ’tis the season to be jolly and a little naughty. Whether you have yourself a boo or you’re waiting for Santa to bring you one, dazzling them with naughty Christmas pick-up lines will surely melt their heart.
Single or taken, if you have that special someone in mind, be sure to use some Christmas pick-up lines to show your affection and burst that love-o-meter! Perhaps not on Santa’s, but cute pick-up lines for Christmas will surely put you on that special someone’s Nice list. Also, if you leave some cookies out for him, Father Christmas might turn a blind eye to all the naughty pick-up lines too. Either way, pick-up lines for Christmas work just as well as having a cute dog picture on your dating profile. It’s an instant yes. So, try a Christmas pick-up line, and, who knows, you might grant yourself a big smooch under the mistletoe!
Below, we’ve compiled a list of cute, funny, and some PG-rated, dirty Christmas pick-up lines, which will either secure you a kiss under the mistletoe or a hot date with a bottle of eggnog. And let’s be honest, both options sound enjoyable, so it’s a win-win. Quips aside, upvote those Christmas pick-up lines that made you smile! Also, are you on Santa’s Naughty or Nice list this year? Let us know!
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#1
"What’s the difference between you and the Grinch? The Grinch stole Christmas, but you’ve stolen my heart."
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#2
"If I was the Grinch, I wouldn’t steal Christmas. I’d steal you."
#3
"You make me more excited than seeing gifts under a Christmas tree."
#4
"If I were a snowman, I’d melt into a puddle because you’re so hot."
Jakobe Thomas 3 months ago
this RIZZ is better here this I saw you on Spotify you were listed the hottest single
#5
"Wanna hang out under the mistletoe while we wait for Santa?"
#6
"Are you Christmas? Because I want to Merry you."
#7
"Shouldn’t you be on top of the tree, Angel?"
#10
"Can you hold my gloves for a second? I usually warm them by the fireplace, but you are way hotter."
#11
"Can I be the milk to your cookies?"
#12
"If a big man puts you in a bag tonight, don’t worry. I told Santa I wanted you for Christmas."
#15
"If I were Santa, what would you leave me as a treat?"
#17
"I’ll be Santa and you can whisper what you want in my ear."
#22
"If you wake up in a box tomorrow morning, it’s cause I asked for the cutest person in the world for Christmas."
#23
"I’ve checked twice, and I’m sure you’re on my naughty list."
Wesley Hau 1 year ago
What A BEAST move, i pulled a girl with this. She looked my direction and rolled her eyes. IM TOTALLY IN. Thank you so much boredpanda.com because you just help me trumendously.
#24
"The milk and cookies at my place taste good for breakfast, too."
#25
"I just got some mistletoe, how about we go back to my place and try it out?"
#34
"You can unwrap me like a gift."
#37
"Is your name Holly? Because you make me feel Jolly."
yeiden hernandez colorado 1 year ago
Deck the halls with boughs of holly, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Tis the season to be jolly, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Don we now our gay apparel, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Troll the ancient Yuletide carol, Fa la la la la, la la la la. See the blazing Yule before us, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Strike the harp and join the chorus. Fa la la la la, la la la la. Follow me in merry measure, Fa la la la la, la la la la. While I tell of Yuletide treasure, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Fast away the old year passes, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Hail the new, ye lads and lasses, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Sing we joyous, all together, Fa la la la la, la la la la. Heedless of the wind and weather, Fa la la la la, la la la la.
#39
"I’m like a snowman because you’ve got me frozen in my tracks."
yeiden hernandez colorado 1 year ago
bro frosty the snowman is a bad example for kids because he smokes he has a pipe
#43
"Tonight definitely won’t be a silent night."
#44
"You know what they say about finding love at Christmas? You’ll find yourself becoming a parent come September."
#45
"Well, call me the mall Santa because my beard is fake and I’m just trying to get to know your kids."
#47
"Hi, I’m Advent. You must be Christmas, cause I’ve been waiting for you for what feels like forever."
#60
"If you were a reindeer, you’d be Cupid, because your friend is looking fine tonight. Can you introduce me?"
#61
"Baby, we need to get together before Christmas — because you can’t spell “love” with No-el."
#71
"I could work with the elves in the ribbon-tying department because I’m a pretty knotty girl."
#76
"I don’t care if I’m on your naughty list or your nice list, I just want to be on your to-do list."
#78
"Did you ask Santa for a rhino this Christmas? Because it looks like you could use something horny."
#83
"I’m not Santa, but do you want to sit on my lap and tell me what you want this Christmas?"
#85
"My bedroom is the warmest place in 500 miles. Looks like we have to head there if we want to stay warm."
#119
"Keep an eye out for elves with ropes and a blindfold! Why? Cause I asked Santa for you this Christmas."
#122
"In the words of Jack Skellington, “I am the best, for my talents are renowned far and wide.” Wanna see for yourself?"
#133
"Babbo Natale, Father Christmas, Santa… I don’t care what you call me as long as you call me."
What do you think ?
Yeah, okay. 2 years ago
No. No no no no no. Almost every one of these is just suuuuuper creepy.
Yeah, okay. 2 years ago
No. No no no no no. Almost every one of these is just suuuuuper creepy.
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