It is a secret to everybody.

the guy in the blue shirt was so confuzzled

He sees you when you're sleeping, he knows when you're awake. He knows if you've been bad or good, because Santa is a creepy stocker.

Too bad cops are still real.

I can't quit blinking!!

Easy solutions to complex problems: this comic is an allegorie of current politics.

Am I going to hell for laughing way more than necessary at this? 😢

This whole "War on Christmas" c**p has to stop. If someone says "merry christmas" to you and you don't celebrate it, it's fine. It's not going to kill you. People need to think about the fact that someone is wishing you well. Be grateful. It goes the other way too. If someone says "happy holidays" to you and you are a devout Christian try not to lose your mind. You are fine. No one is hurting you.

This one reminds me of those list articles about birthday cake decoration messages.

Santa has no hands?

He's gonna lose his job if he keeps that up...

the unexpected twist lol

Goodly

Not the santa I want the sit on

if the site is Tumblr, then it stands to reason what one does on a tumblr site, is in fact tumbl :)

I think it's not hard to be nicer that someone who ultimately wants humanity's downfall...

2000? That was when the world ended, if I remember correctly.

Whoa

I...DON'T get it...

The lighter side of kidnapping...

Kinky ;) lol

Well you are better than the other santas I've seen here. At least you have a conscience

He just forgot skin origins and a pulse..

Mirai Nikki spoiler alert : D

At least he tried

Think there under ripe

This one is so sad

They left that part out.

I laughed wayyyyy to hard at this

Nah bruh

Awkward

**shudders internally** super creepy!

Wot?

Lo they've got the cool new year's glasses from the last comic

This made my eyeballs die

Wtw

Drag queens

OMG dark

What?

A sharpie and a hair-tie, he could have had a man bun for Christmas

This isn't related to Christmas, and it's just depressing