laughing at mom's picture :)

The chocolate was green and you thought it was apple flavor? The kid ate it for 11 days?! WTF is wrong with these people... or is it just an attention getting ploy.

OMG - Mum;s eves are way more scary than the fact she gave her daughter cat treats.

When your mom is a plastic doll it's not surprising that neither of you can read

What is that ?? Is that supposed to be the mom ? Is she a robot ? Is she human ? Maybe she's a mannequin.

Don't mind her wardrobe, she can wear whatever she likes, but the makeup makes her look like very unreal, at first look thought she was wearing a mask. Beautiful kid thou.

*cough*face-tune*cough*

I call BS. Mommy just wanted to get her face and boobs out to a broader audience because she thinks she's gonna be famous now. Yeah. Famous for being an idiot who looks like an alien. smdh.... I still don't know WHY some women feel the need to deform themselves like that. Not. Attractive. At. All.

Is that mom one of those life sized sex dolls

They all can't read? I hope there's a social worker taking care of things...

While this a barely amusing story, it's unfortunate that the mum has all of the attention due to her fairly horrendous post-photo make-up. Can Instagram give you black eyeliner and eyeshadow now?

Um, isn't Alyssa old enough to read the calendar for herself? Meaning, wouldn't she have seen it said "Fpr Cats" long before 11 days? I call BS and add my sympathies for having that piece of work for a mother. ugh.

The mom doesn't look real.

Ummm... Your child is old enough to be able to read.

That child should be able to read enough to understand the 'for cats' bit if nothing else. And seriously, your child complains about green chocolate, and it's 11 days for you to take a look? Nah.

Maybe if she put as much effort into parenting as she did her makeup and cleavage?

Momma looks like a "Ho, Ho, Ho"

Sometimes the look does show a lot about the brains...

This so reminds me of something that happened when i was a kid. My mom and her best friend were out all morning doing the grocery shopping, so lunch wasn't ready when we got home for lunch. Aunt Bev grabbed a can of "sandwich spread" and started making sandwiches for her kids, my mom was making ham for us. Her oldest daughter asked for another sandwich, she went back into the kitchen to make more, that was when she saw the words, 'nutritious cat food" on the can of sandwich spread, which her kids had just gobbled up and asked for more.

Their mom is a Disney princess???????

People making writing cruel remarks about other people should look in the mirror first.

Is she real?

What is wrong with that woman? UGH. Who would bang her to produce a kid...twice...

I just hope to G_D that her mother don't try to teach them how to do their makeup! What did she use? Plasticine?

Ok... beyond the mom's looks (which ARE hard to overlook), she obviously cares a great deal for her kids and tries her best to get them what they want around the holidays. Sometimes life gets crazy and you grab the first thing you see:-) And, God bless that girl for going with it for 11 days XD

That's not even real make up. Zoom the picture. Solid black lines done with digital paintbrush.

I didn't think dolls could reproduce

She's almost old enough to learn to read

She received the gift of reading instructions carefully forever after.

Ok, I don't want to be nasty, but the mom looks... weird. Like, she looks like she's made of plastic or something.

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Barbie lives!

Kids sometimes get used to eating things mommy gives them that they dont like the tase of.

Hmmmm.....just what if, the mom has no idea how she looks, because of the lighting where she puts on her make up? It does happen....I always check my makeup in the rear view mirror of my car, because the lighting is very dim in my bathroom. I worked with a girl once, and she was so sweet, kind to everyone-but her makeup was like this, and no one ever told her( me included) because we didn't want to hurt her feelings...bright side is, if she reads these comments, she will know she wears too much makeup- she is hiding her natural beauty!

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All these people making comments about the mom, y'all judgy and rude as all hell.