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They say beggars can't be choosers but not everyone got the message. Unfortunately, far too many people try to lowball you on Craigslist, constantly demand things of you they're not entitled to, and even complain when something they just got isn't good enough, even though it's free. Seriously.

There's a whole subreddit dedicated exclusively to these folks. It's called r/Choosingbeggars and since its creation in 2014, the online community has grown to a 2.3 million-big army, constantly shaming those who believe the world owes them just because they're living in it.

Loyal Bored Panda readers might remember that we've already covered this subreddit (here, here, and here), but it has featured so many new cases since our last publication, we just had to release a new one.

#1

I’m Just Going To Leave This Here

I’m Just Going To Leave This Here

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#2

Uno Reverse

Uno Reverse

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#3

Not My Messages But Thought It Was Funny

Not My Messages But Thought It Was Funny

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Artists and just freelancers in general appear to be dealing with choosing beggars the most. Author Len Cristobal thinks their ridiculous offers sometimes come from what she calls distance.

“People rarely see artists, their sleeves rolled up and hunched over a desk, studying various elements of design, principles, software, methods, materials, trends, histories, and relevant industries in order to hone their craft, find opportunities where their skill set is needed, and produce sensible artwork,” Cristobal wrote. “There are people who believe that artists deserve low pay because their work does not require technical skills — as if art is produced solely by impulse, vanity, or some internal dissonance.”

#4

“Exposure Doesn’t Pay The Bills, My Guy”

“Exposure Doesn’t Pay The Bills, My Guy”

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#5

Its Always The Christmas Excuses

Its Always The Christmas Excuses

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#6

Not One Penny More!

Not One Penny More!

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But the subreddit r/ChoosingBeggars features many examples where scrooges seem to be aware of what they doing. Like the parents who use their kids to guilt-trip professionals, saying their family's holidays will be ruined if they don't get that $2,000 sofa for $75.

These acts might also have something to do with human nature. Psychologist and decision researcher Eva Krockow, Ph.D., for example, said people experience a pleasant high after receiving a freebie in an expensive world where we frequently have to pay even for visiting a public toilet.

I guess nobody will be able to avoid such clients while working in a people-oriented industry. So I guess the only thing we can do is make funny posts and laugh about them. Otherwise, all of that pain that comes from interacting with them would just be a waste.

#7

How Many Likes For Free Shoes?

How Many Likes For Free Shoes?

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#8

“Freebie” Is The New F-Word

“Freebie” Is The New F-Word

TameikaFugate Report

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#9

Dude Wants To Get Payed To Have Free Rocks Delivered To His House

Dude Wants To Get Payed To Have Free Rocks Delivered To His House

Luucil Report

#10

Woman Doesn’t Want To Pay Amazon For A Thing Amazon Made

Woman Doesn’t Want To Pay Amazon For A Thing Amazon Made

VodkaBat Report

#11

Not Happy I Paid For It

Not Happy I Paid For It

Datsm1015 Report

#12

Free Christmas Isn’t Tall Or Full Enough

Free Christmas Isn’t Tall Or Full Enough

Lacroix_boiii Report

#13

63 Sandwiches In 1 1/2 Hours!?! How Dare They!

63 Sandwiches In 1 1/2 Hours!?! How Dare They!

gradydthdfg Report

#14

Meal Service Gives Her A Free Item And She Complains

Meal Service Gives Her A Free Item And She Complains

darthdoro Report

#15

Don't Let People Know How Much I Am Underpaying Them!

Don't Let People Know How Much I Am Underpaying Them!

neotheprophet Report

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#16

Now That Was Simply Uncalled For

Now That Was Simply Uncalled For

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#17

How Dare They Uphold Company Policies And Not Give Me Free Stuff?! They Will Destroy This Business!

How Dare They Uphold Company Policies And Not Give Me Free Stuff?! They Will Destroy This Business!

Skye_hai_bai Report

#18

"The World Doesn't Owe You A Living"

"The World Doesn't Owe You A Living"

kalibabka Report

#19

Artists Who Live With Their Parents Don't Deserve To Be Paid For Their Hard Work?

Artists Who Live With Their Parents Don't Deserve To Be Paid For Their Hard Work?

bruving Report

#20

Did I Find One?

Did I Find One?

FarSidePsy3214 Report

#21

Free Husky Too White To Adopt

Free Husky Too White To Adopt

PomegranateAcrobatic Report

#22

Guy Uses Tinder Like He's Ordering A Mail Order Bride

Guy Uses Tinder Like He's Ordering A Mail Order Bride

BartLacerda Report

#23

No Payment, But Sex, Right?

No Payment, But Sex, Right?

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#24

You've Already Given Me Free Money, But It's Not Enough

You've Already Given Me Free Money, But It's Not Enough

TheHighwayChode Report

#25

I'm Just Trying To Sell A Desk On Fb Marketplace

I'm Just Trying To Sell A Desk On Fb Marketplace

Rayamine Report

#26

A Person In My Local Facebook Group Wants Someone To Pay Them A Thousand Dollars To Remove Their Old Deck. Pretty Sure You're Supposed To Pay People For The Services You Want, Not Vice Versa

A Person In My Local Facebook Group Wants Someone To Pay Them A Thousand Dollars To Remove Their Old Deck. Pretty Sure You're Supposed To Pay People For The Services You Want, Not Vice Versa

PhilyJFry Report

#27

I Don’t Know What’s Worse, Op Or The One Single Person Interested

I Don’t Know What’s Worse, Op Or The One Single Person Interested

pocahonstacks Report

#28

Having A Child Costs Money, Cb: *surprised Pikachu*

Having A Child Costs Money, Cb: *surprised Pikachu*

TacosAndBoba Report

#29

Local Salon Seems To Have Dealt With Enough Cbs/Influencers That They Have Included Them In Their Pricing Model

Local Salon Seems To Have Dealt With Enough Cbs/Influencers That They Have Included Them In Their Pricing Model

Curb_Herb Report

#30

Free Husky ?

Free Husky ?

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#31

Hmmm "Not Picky"

Hmmm "Not Picky"

Samburger112 Report

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#32

Only Dr. You'll Get For $16.00 Is Dr. Pepper

Only Dr. You'll Get For $16.00 Is Dr. Pepper

wickedstepmonster Report

#33

Entry Level Help Needed!

Entry Level Help Needed!

Jowbles Report

#34

“You Aren’t Playing Where It’s Convenient For Me, I’m Finding A New Favourite Band!”

“You Aren’t Playing Where It’s Convenient For Me, I’m Finding A New Favourite Band!”

TheS0ftMachine Report

#35

I'm Happy He Feels Better... But What A Wreck

I'm Happy He Feels Better... But What A Wreck

boomaberg Report

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#36

Better Start Praying To Find Another Studio

Better Start Praying To Find Another Studio

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#37

It’s My Birthday! Give Me Money!

It’s My Birthday! Give Me Money!

ItaSchlongburger Report

#38

The Same Girl Was Looking For Cheep Furniture Once. She Wanted A Whole Living Room Set And I Found Her One For $130 Almost Brand New Couch, Loveseat, Chair And 2 Side Tables And A Coffee Table And When I Sent It To Her She Said "I Said Cheap Didn't You Read My Post? Why Even Send Me This"

The Same Girl Was Looking For Cheep Furniture Once. She Wanted A Whole Living Room Set And I Found Her One For $130 Almost Brand New Couch, Loveseat, Chair And 2 Side Tables And A Coffee Table And When I Sent It To Her She Said "I Said Cheap Didn't You Read My Post? Why Even Send Me This"

Underoooss Report

#39

Strangers On The Internet Donate *only* $1200 To Pay Their Bills

Strangers On The Internet Donate *only* $1200 To Pay Their Bills

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#40

Trying To Give Away A Free Trampoline But Ruining A Disabled Child's Christmas Instead

Trying To Give Away A Free Trampoline But Ruining A Disabled Child's Christmas Instead

faith_plus_one Report

#41

Everyone Wants Free Kittens But No One Wants To Pay For My Daughter’s College Education!

Everyone Wants Free Kittens But No One Wants To Pay For My Daughter’s College Education!

SlamD**kCity Report

#42

Too Busy, Just Like Mcdonalds

Too Busy, Just Like Mcdonalds

AmokinKS Report

#43

Apparently It’s Racist To Send Someone $10 And To Offer A Space To Vent

Apparently It’s Racist To Send Someone $10 And To Offer A Space To Vent

ilovecats573 Report

#44

Gimme Free Suv (Late Models Only Plz )

Gimme Free Suv (Late Models Only Plz )

0rcvilleRyte Report

#45

Free Food And Supplies For Students And Families? That’s Not Good Enough For These Two

Free Food And Supplies For Students And Families? That’s Not Good Enough For These Two

defend74 Report

#46

Chill Man. It’s Just A Mcdonald’s Delivery. Jesus

Chill Man. It’s Just A Mcdonald’s Delivery. Jesus

massaoyamane Report

#47

Mother Demands You Only Buy Specific Gifts For Birthday And Holiday. For Context, The Child Is Like 4 Years Old

Mother Demands You Only Buy Specific Gifts For Birthday And Holiday. For Context, The Child Is Like 4 Years Old

midnightsun08 Report

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#48

Not Mine But Had To Share

Not Mine But Had To Share

newtron64 Report

#49

Free Pizza! Dine-In Only?!?! Oh, The Humanity

Free Pizza! Dine-In Only?!?! Oh, The Humanity

DuvalSanitarium Report

#50

Trump Lovers Must Apply! Xpost From Antiwork

Trump Lovers Must Apply! Xpost From Antiwork

shawnybou3 Report

#51

Walmart Has More Expensive Boards Than That

Walmart Has More Expensive Boards Than That

IvekPearl Report

#52

Babysitter Wanted

Babysitter Wanted

Platform-Adorable Report

#53

Purple Is Looking For Free Christmas Gifts For Her Infant- But Suggestions Are “Not Worth It”

Purple Is Looking For Free Christmas Gifts For Her Infant- But Suggestions Are “Not Worth It”

neversaynoto-panda Report

#54

Cbs Hate Watermarks

Cbs Hate Watermarks

avikreit Report

#55

How To Deal With Cbs!! Already Underpaid For Services, Yet Denied Food And Rest? Kudos

How To Deal With Cbs!! Already Underpaid For Services, Yet Denied Food And Rest? Kudos

notreallyprincess Report

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#56

How Dare You Disable *our* Planes And Leave A Terror Organisation's Air Force Weaker. Taliban Being A Choosing Beggar

How Dare You Disable *our* Planes And Leave A Terror Organisation's Air Force Weaker. Taliban Being A Choosing Beggar

korg_revolution Report

#57

I'm Just Lost For Words With This One

I'm Just Lost For Words With This One

Fit_Category1214 Report

#58

Kind Shelter Volunteers Making Hot Meals For The Homeless… But The Bacon Needs To Be Cooked Longer

Kind Shelter Volunteers Making Hot Meals For The Homeless… But The Bacon Needs To Be Cooked Longer

crypptid Report

#59

Someone Demanding A TV In My Towns Facebook Group And Is Upset No One Is Taking Her Seriously

Someone Demanding A TV In My Towns Facebook Group And Is Upset No One Is Taking Her Seriously

Lowezzyyx Report

#60

Charging 30 For A Beat But Fufulame31 Had Other Ideas

Charging 30 For A Beat But Fufulame31 Had Other Ideas

cooperrichardsss Report

#61

Take My Rejected Manuscript And Turn It Into A Publishable Book

Take My Rejected Manuscript And Turn It Into A Publishable Book

SpaceCatInOrbit Report

#62

Just Dealt With An Insecure Choosy Begger I Guess?

Just Dealt With An Insecure Choosy Begger I Guess?

misturjaykay Report

#63

So I Send Them Free Earrings Worth Around £50 Per Set And I Pay Her?? And She Only Had 1000 Followers And Barely Any Likes Or Comments On Her Photos

So I Send Them Free Earrings Worth Around £50 Per Set And I Pay Her?? And She Only Had 1000 Followers And Barely Any Likes Or Comments On Her Photos

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#64

“Hey Let’s Get Matching Tattoos, But I Get To Pick Them And You Have To Pay For Both”

“Hey Let’s Get Matching Tattoos, But I Get To Pick Them And You Have To Pay For Both”

_psychedella___ Report

#65

Using 'I Don't Know How To Give Money' As An Excuse

Using 'I Don't Know How To Give Money' As An Excuse

NegativeNuances Report

#66

Called Out

Called Out

Celt9782 Report

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#67

Wtf Linkedin

Wtf Linkedin

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#68

Horse Lady Wants $80,000 Off Because Of "Advertising Opportunity"

Horse Lady Wants $80,000 Off Because Of "Advertising Opportunity"

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#69

“Must Have Professional Expertise But Not Be A Professional Cuz I Won’t Pay”

“Must Have Professional Expertise But Not Be A Professional Cuz I Won’t Pay”

Sre-Ratha Report

#70

The Co-Worker Wants Help But He Is Not Willing To Work With Me

The Co-Worker Wants Help But He Is Not Willing To Work With Me

mschwartzdru Report

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#71

I Just Got A New House And Need Everything Free - And Delivered

I Just Got A New House And Need Everything Free - And Delivered

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#72

That Escalated Quickly

That Escalated Quickly

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#73

Please, No Offers Of Something Slightly Less Extraordinary

Please, No Offers Of Something Slightly Less Extraordinary

tootiederangey Report

#74

But I Have 11k Followers!

But I Have 11k Followers!

mznbox Report

#75

Starbucks Is Offering Free Coffee To Veterans And Active Duty Military Members And Their Spouses. I Can’t Tell If The Girlfriend Comment Or The Person Asking For More Variety Is Worse

Starbucks Is Offering Free Coffee To Veterans And Active Duty Military Members And Their Spouses. I Can’t Tell If The Girlfriend Comment Or The Person Asking For More Variety Is Worse

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#76

It's Even Worse Than Saying "You Will Get Lots Of Exposure", Even In This Situation

It's Even Worse Than Saying "You Will Get Lots Of Exposure", Even In This Situation

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#77

From My Town’s Facebook Page. She Wants A Babysitter For Two Infants To Come To Her Home And Clean For Less Than Minimum Wage??

From My Town’s Facebook Page. She Wants A Babysitter For Two Infants To Come To Her Home And Clean For Less Than Minimum Wage??

BloobleDoodle Report

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#78

I Guess I Better Start Updating My Tip

I Guess I Better Start Updating My Tip

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#79

Bike Handouts

Bike Handouts

Magic_Santi Report

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#80

Local Pet Shop Gives Dogs In Shop Free Treats. Not Good Enough!

Local Pet Shop Gives Dogs In Shop Free Treats. Not Good Enough!

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#81

He Wanted A Bmw On A Budget

He Wanted A Bmw On A Budget

Typical_Curve_5672 Report

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#82

I’ll Charge You To Do Something For Me

I’ll Charge You To Do Something For Me

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#83

Im A Few Months Into My Tattoo Apprenticeship.. Apparently I Shouldn't State My Job On A Dating Site

Im A Few Months Into My Tattoo Apprenticeship.. Apparently I Shouldn't State My Job On A Dating Site

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#84

Girls Asks Her Man For Money And Gets Upset When He Says He's Got Things To Pay

Girls Asks Her Man For Money And Gets Upset When He Says He's Got Things To Pay

weirdoonmaplestreet_ Report

#85

Cb Wants Me To Produce An Entire Track For Some Quickly Written Lyrics They Have For Free Because “It’s Easy”!

Cb Wants Me To Produce An Entire Track For Some Quickly Written Lyrics They Have For Free Because “It’s Easy”!

kyle_vs_coffee Report

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#86

Help This New Life Coach Starting Out She Will Pay You With "Exposer"

Help This New Life Coach Starting Out She Will Pay You With "Exposer"

heyrevoir Report

#87

Has A Gofundme Under An Alias For Rent And Now Wants A Free Puppy?

Has A Gofundme Under An Alias For Rent And Now Wants A Free Puppy?

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#88

"Please Do Not Waste My Time And Apply If This Salary Does Not Meet Your Expectations." Wow, Just Wow!

"Please Do Not Waste My Time And Apply If This Salary Does Not Meet Your Expectations." Wow, Just Wow!

kingsville010 Report

#89

No , No, I’ll Haul It And Stack It For You Also

No , No, I’ll Haul It And Stack It For You Also

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#90

Apparently 10$ Is What A Researcher Gets As A Bonus Today For In-Depth-Analysis Of An Industry

Apparently 10$ Is What A Researcher Gets As A Bonus Today For In-Depth-Analysis Of An Industry

WingedTorch Report

#91

Top Level Footballer Choosing Begger

Top Level Footballer Choosing Begger

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#92

It Finally Happened To Me, The Audacity

It Finally Happened To Me, The Audacity

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#93

Last Year’s Holiday Card Giftee I Got - Still Makes Me

Last Year’s Holiday Card Giftee I Got - Still Makes Me

GirlNextDoor333 Report

#94

Facebook Marketplace Is Fun Sometimes

Facebook Marketplace Is Fun Sometimes

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#95

Stop It

Stop It

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#96

You Only Get Pink Or Blue M&ms If You Buy Me A Baby Gift

You Only Get Pink Or Blue M&ms If You Buy Me A Baby Gift

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#97

Peoples Awards Your Jokes, But You Really Need Gold ??

Peoples Awards Your Jokes, But You Really Need Gold ??

Neeeeeew Report

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#98

From An Advert For Free Pallets

From An Advert For Free Pallets

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#99

Think I Found Something For Here. Photographer For $80 I Wish

Think I Found Something For Here. Photographer For $80 I Wish

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#100

$20 Per Week Should Cover It, Right?

$20 Per Week Should Cover It, Right?

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#101

Offers 45 Then Says 30

Offers 45 Then Says 30

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#102

Nobody Wants To Work

Nobody Wants To Work

lady_ofthenorth Report

#103

Free TV

Free TV

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#104

This Guy Went On Fiverr An Entire Site Based On Paying People For Work And Asked To Pay In Exposure, He Had To Make An Account On This Site For Paying Free Lance Artists And Asked To Pay In Exposure

This Guy Went On Fiverr An Entire Site Based On Paying People For Work And Asked To Pay In Exposure, He Had To Make An Account On This Site For Paying Free Lance Artists And Asked To Pay In Exposure

LetsDrawLobstars Report

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#105

At Least He Didn't Try To Haggle On Price?

At Least He Didn't Try To Haggle On Price?

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#106

She Blocked Me For Pointing Out $4 An Hour Is Not Enough For A Full Time Babysitter Lmao

She Blocked Me For Pointing Out $4 An Hour Is Not Enough For A Full Time Babysitter Lmao

Sydls97 Report

#107

If You're Good At Something, Never Do It For Free

If You're Good At Something, Never Do It For Free

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#108

Less Than $3 An Hour, Sign Me Up! She Also Posted Several Filtered Only Pics Of Her Kid

Less Than $3 An Hour, Sign Me Up! She Also Posted Several Filtered Only Pics Of Her Kid

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#109

How About You Just Don't Ask Strangers To Teach You How To Draw?

How About You Just Don't Ask Strangers To Teach You How To Draw?

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#110

Want A Luxury Service, Pay Luxury Prices

Want A Luxury Service, Pay Luxury Prices

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#111

I Can Afford A Big House But Don't Want To Pay Much For Cleaning. Can Pay Under The Table To Save Extra

I Can Afford A Big House But Don't Want To Pay Much For Cleaning. Can Pay Under The Table To Save Extra

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#112

Most Fast Food Joints Pay More With No Experience

Most Fast Food Joints Pay More With No Experience

Psyco_diver Report

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#113

Oh Wow $9 An Hour Farm Labor? Sign Me Up!

Oh Wow $9 An Hour Farm Labor? Sign Me Up!

LichRot Report

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#114

Put Down A Deposit To Haul Away My Junk For Free

Put Down A Deposit To Haul Away My Junk For Free

According_Honeydew39 Report

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#115

Guy Messages My Dad For A Fridge Then Tells Him We Don’t Need The Money Because Of Our Address

Guy Messages My Dad For A Fridge Then Tells Him We Don’t Need The Money Because Of Our Address

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#116

I Understand Needing Childcare But Come On How Are You Going To Argue My Terms To Offer Free Childcare To Watch Your Kids When I Work Fulltime?

I Understand Needing Childcare But Come On How Are You Going To Argue My Terms To Offer Free Childcare To Watch Your Kids When I Work Fulltime?

ActiveForever3767 Report

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#117

Cb Complains About An Nft He Was Given For Free Worth Thousands Of Dollars

Cb Complains About An Nft He Was Given For Free Worth Thousands Of Dollars

BigSpecialty Report

#118

Local Woman Shocked By Signed Contract

Local Woman Shocked By Signed Contract

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#119

The Rare Reverse Cb

The Rare Reverse Cb

savage_garden_ Report

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#120

We See This Everyday...another Youtuber Looking For Free Work...don't They Know/Realise Reality!!

We See This Everyday...another Youtuber Looking For Free Work...don't They Know/Realise Reality!!

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#121

I Want A Free Ds And Needs To Be Shipped As Well!

I Want A Free Ds And Needs To Be Shipped As Well!

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#122

Never Regret Reading Craigslist

Never Regret Reading Craigslist

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#123

"Give It To Me For Free And If I Like It, I'll Maybe Buy It Later"

"Give It To Me For Free And If I Like It, I'll Maybe Buy It Later"

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#124

They Want To Review My Portfolio To Make Sure I’m Good Enough, But I’m Not Good Enough To Be Paid

They Want To Review My Portfolio To Make Sure I’m Good Enough, But I’m Not Good Enough To Be Paid

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#125

Choosing Beggar Dms Me For Free Art And Then Pretends To Be My Brother (???)

Choosing Beggar Dms Me For Free Art And Then Pretends To Be My Brother (???)

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