Join the Fun!

#2

Uno Reverse

Final score:

309points

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Penelope 2 years ago

Beautiful!

107points

#3

Not My Messages But Thought It Was Funny

Final score:

256points

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Penelope 2 years ago

Jaw droppingly awful. Who ARE these people?!

208points

Artists and just freelancers in general appear to be dealing with choosing beggars the most. Author Len Cristobal thinks their ridiculous offers sometimes come from what she calls distance.

“People rarely see artists, their sleeves rolled up and hunched over a desk, studying various elements of design, principles, software, methods, materials, trends, histories, and relevant industries in order to hone their craft, find opportunities where their skill set is needed, and produce sensible artwork,” Cristobal wrote. “There are people who believe that artists deserve low pay because their work does not require technical skills — as if art is produced solely by impulse, vanity, or some internal dissonance.”

#4

“Exposure Doesn’t Pay The Bills, My Guy”

Final score:

250points

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RaroaRaroa 2 years ago

Two arm sleeves! Not even smart enough to start small.

112points

#5

Its Always The Christmas Excuses

Final score:

230points

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Lauren Caswell 2 years ago (edited)

Hi guys, reading all your comments here most days and chatting, be it debate or jokes etc, it has ABSOLUTELY RUINED MY CHILD'S chances of being bored too, as I share some of the funny animal pics with him and we love it. Have a happy and safe holidays, in all your various locations!❤️

174points

#6

Not One Penny More!

Final score:

210points

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Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago

Gotta love the response 😂😂😂

191points

But the subreddit r/ChoosingBeggars features many examples where scrooges seem to be aware of what they doing. Like the parents who use their kids to guilt-trip professionals, saying their family's holidays will be ruined if they don't get that $2,000 sofa for $75.

These acts might also have something to do with human nature. Psychologist and decision researcher Eva Krockow, Ph.D., for example, said people experience a pleasant high after receiving a freebie in an expensive world where we frequently have to pay even for visiting a public toilet.

I guess nobody will be able to avoid such clients while working in a people-oriented industry. So I guess the only thing we can do is make funny posts and laugh about them. Otherwise, all of that pain that comes from interacting with them would just be a waste.

#7

How Many Likes For Free Shoes?

Final score:

182points

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

Haahaha. Brilliant. Very uhm to the point.

55points

#8

“Freebie” Is The New F-Word

Final score:

175points

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Chich 2 years ago (edited)

I don't get these people wanting to pay with 'exposure'. Why would anyone want 'exposure' to what is likely a huge group of freeloaders?

96points

#9

Dude Wants To Get Payed To Have Free Rocks Delivered To His House

Final score:

163points

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Lauren Caswell 2 years ago

Oh, there's a 'hole' lotta place you can deliver those rocks to buddy

46points

#10

Woman Doesn’t Want To Pay Amazon For A Thing Amazon Made

Final score:

163points

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Kat 2 years ago

Hmmm.... There is a slight doubt here. Maybe she wants to investigate the possibility of paying directly to Clarkson?

73points

#11

Not Happy I Paid For It

Final score:

160points

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Lauren Caswell 2 years ago

Oh no, not socialism/charity! The horror!! 😱

182points

#12

Free Christmas Isn’t Tall Or Full Enough

Final score:

153points

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Madison Feehan 2 years ago

S E L F I S H!

122points

#13

63 Sandwiches In 1 1/2 Hours!?! How Dare They!

Final score:

151points

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Madison Feehan 2 years ago

I'd pay to see that fight.

97points

#14

Meal Service Gives Her A Free Item And She Complains

Final score:

144points

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Lauren Caswell 2 years ago

Aha, another member of the elusive "Society of gift-horse mouth examiners"!

75points

#15

Don't Let People Know How Much I Am Underpaying Them!

Final score:

135points

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Troux 2 years ago

You can haggle on the price after you pick up their daughter. You're at maximum negotiating power at that point.

163points

#16

Now That Was Simply Uncalled For

Final score:

132points

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Lauren Caswell 2 years ago

F*****g scummy

95points

#17

How Dare They Uphold Company Policies And Not Give Me Free Stuff?! They Will Destroy This Business!

Final score:

123points

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Troux 2 years ago (edited)

WILL DESTROY A BUSINESS. Starbucks is totally done for. Shareholders are furious about the temp of that breakfast sammie.

105points

#18

"The World Doesn't Owe You A Living"

Final score:

122points

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My O My 2 years ago

Why are so many people mean?

97points

#19

Artists Who Live With Their Parents Don't Deserve To Be Paid For Their Hard Work?

Final score:

119points

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Cecily Holland 2 years ago

I don’t know what’s worse the entitlement or the entitlement

128points

#20

Did I Find One?

Final score:

111points

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Tamra Stiffler 2 years ago

There seems to be this pervasive belief that making art isn't legitimate work and, therefore, should be something that can be given away. I don't get that.

94points

#21

Free Husky Too White To Adopt

Final score:

111points

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Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago

Who would not want that sweetheart!! And for the reason that he is not coloured!!!

99points

#22

Guy Uses Tinder Like He's Ordering A Mail Order Bride

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110points

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

Should I send you a link for sex-dolls? Then you can dress her in anything you want, do to it what the hell you want and she'll never complain AND you can take her with you on road trips. You will never ever find a real live woman because you sound like a creep. Go away.

205points

#23

No Payment, But Sex, Right?

Final score:

101points

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Sa Ruuu 2 years ago

I always forget there are states that have 16 or 17 as the age of consent. Reading this gave me the creeps

121points

Dodo 2 years ago

I'm in the UK where the age of consent is 16, reading this still gave me the creeps.

49points

Tee Witt 2 years ago

What is a 75%+ American, what does she mean?

8points

Sarah Sparkles 2 years ago

Yeah that is creepy as hell.

3points

V33333P 2 years ago

In NZ age of consent is 16

1point

Droopsnoot 2 years ago

I didn't even notice at first. Christ.

0points

ThatOneWriter 2 years ago

Okay so I'm going to ignore the age because 🤮 But did she miss that forfeiting parental rights also means the "donor" won't be required to pay child support? I mean clearly she did but, uh, let's make that another Yikes.

48points

BlackestDawn 2 years ago

While legally they may not be able to call it child support specifically they can certainly write a contract for regular monthly payments. Though I suspect it will be very hard to uphold in court since the donor doesn't get anything in return for those payments.

11points

Dirk Daring 2 years ago

75% American background... I'm guessing that's code for "Must be white"

39points

DarkAngelNic 2 years ago

Even though American background isn't a thing. An American background is a mutt of all different nationalities that traveled here from other places, otherwise what she really means is she is looking for a 75% Native American.

8points

Bowtechie 2 years ago

I'm not a lawyer, but if the guy is giving up his parental rights, doesn't that mean he's no longer obligated to pay child support? I understand the point of the post is this woman is a delusional hypocrite, but I'm genuinely curious.

31points

Mad Dragon 2 years ago

It’s actually signing away “Parental Rights and Responsibilities,” and yes, it does mean the donor cannot seek custody or visitation (rights), and is not required to pay child support or provide for the child in any way (responsibilities).

19points

Penelope 2 years ago

She does know that “75%+ American background” leaves a LOT of room for lots of differences?? Also…”communiunm”

28points

J.A. Rogers 2 years ago

I think "75%+ American background" means "I'm an ignorant racist who doesn't realize there's no such thing as an 'American background.'" Unless, of course, she's hot for Native Americans. But somehow I don't think that's what she's after.

35points

Jane Keats 2 years ago

Not sure there's too many Indigenous Americans with blonde hair

23points

El muerto 2 years ago

No payment during any "natural Breeding" sessions...16-23 and 20% of your income...by the way, the kid won't know you exist...there no yikes big enough to yike this

21points

Seabeast 2 years ago

Nope, nope, nope. If he forfeits all parental rights, then he does not have to pay child support. That is how it works.

19points

LittleLiz 2 years ago

So you won't pay him, you don't want him to be involved in the child's life, AND you're trying to make him pay you??! For a baby that's your idea and that he can't even meet?

15points

Stephen Steve Stephenson III 2 years ago (edited)

16?! Also, what kind of income does she expect a16 year old to have? She want in on his $10 allowance and $250/month McDonalds gig?

14points

Mad Dragon 2 years ago (edited)

“Mommy, where do babies come from?" 'It's pretty simple actually,' When a man doesn't love a women very very much, he signs away his paternal rights and jizzes in a cup. Then with lots of money and scientific genius, hormones, and pain and of course, um, Jesus?

7points

El muerto 2 years ago

is natural "breeding" sessions...yikes?

7points

xolitaire 2 years ago

I almost barfed at "breeding sessions". This woman is absolutely sick.

6points

Autumn Artemis 2 years ago

..."breeding sessions"? BREEDING SESSIONS??-

6points

Ozymandias73 2 years ago

waaaaaaaaaaaaaaait a tic...so she wants "free" sperm donor, natural means of getting pregs, parental anonymity PLUS child support is EXPECTED? AND trying to rob the cradle too? Uh uh. Sounds like she's a bit cray cray.

6points

J.A. Rogers 2 years ago

Can't spell "Communion" and wants a 16-year-old baby daddy (who'll turn over 20% of his McDonald's paycheck). Oh, she's going to make a fabulous mother.

6points

Robert Bailey 2 years ago

What is 75% +American. Except for the Native Americans, we are all Mutts from various parts of the world.

6points

Jennifer Biness 2 years ago

"forfeit parental rights, but pay child support" B*%@h please

4points

Lily Cole 2 years ago

I think if you give up all parental rights at birth you shouldnt have to pay child support cuz your gave up all parental rights

3points

Tobias Rieper 2 years ago

hold up is anyone not going to mention the bit that says the childs 18 years of life if she planning on using it a sacrifice or has she confused a baby with a cat

3points

Raven DeathShade 2 years ago

I don't know any kids my age who actually want to have other kids, so you should probably be looking at people 18 and above. Just a thought.

2points

Penelope 2 years ago

This has to be a joke.

2points

CrunChewy McSandybutt 2 years ago

75% American. There's no such thing. We Americans are a nation of mutts.

1point

Davo gifman 2 years ago

Age 16!?!? I don't care what a state law says. To me that's statutory rape. What a disgusting person.

1point

Grant O'Neil 2 years ago

she is just trying to get someones 20% income

1point

Heather Menard 2 years ago

Ok come f**k me get me pregnant. Sign over your rights. Then pay me child support. Hmm let me think about that.

1point

Natalia A 2 years ago

Hang on, the guy is anonymous, has no parental rights but pays child support?! Also, asking this of a 16yr is beyond wrong, irrespective of what the legal age of consent is.

1point

Shoddy 2 years ago

Surely if he's forfeiting all parental rights that would include child support payments. And this child is only going to live for 18 years?

1point

Cath poop 2 years ago

You can't get child support if you terminate parental rights.

1point

Droopsnoot 2 years ago

It's also that "you don't have to care for 18 years" that bothers me. This is not a sperm bank, this is neglect

1point

Michelle C 2 years ago

Hmmm, natural donor meeting w/child support...that isn't a donor it's basically a one night stand resulting in pregnancy. Also you need to check your ad, if the father forfeits all rights, especially at the mothers request, he isn't liable to pay child support and no court will enforce it.

1point

KieLeaHar 1 year ago

Forfeit all rights but still expected to pay child support… and people liked and loved this ridiculous post!!!

0points

PADNA 2 years ago

wait wait wait.. the doner is expected to pay child support??? TWENTY PERCENT of income??? THE ACTUAL F?

0points

Debbie Burton 2 years ago

HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

0points

MimSorensson 2 years ago (edited)

“During the child’s 18 years of life”? Why the short lifespan? Is she planning to off the kid after that? I realize that’s probably not what she meant, but that is what she wrote. I’m weirded out on so many levels.

0points

AzKhaleesi 2 years ago

hold up.... "forfeit all parental rights at time of birth" then demands child support payments? lmao ok

0points

Terri Owens 2 years ago

Some people should not be allowed to become parents, no matter how it's achieved.

0points

Jackie Nettleton 2 years ago

I wonder if the realise that if the manage to find a crazy person who also fits the rest of the requirements will not have to pay child support if they sign over parental rights? I know it’s an odd thing to wonder about, but this level of crazy is sometimes interesting to discuss

0points

TheWickedOne 2 years ago

So forfeit parental rights, but still want my income? HAHAHA LMAO

0points

Blue 2 years ago

This person has mental health issues.

0points

Bernd Herbert 2 years ago

What‘s a 75%+ background?

0points

KimB 2 years ago

Ugh this one is just gross...

0points

columbokateUK 2 years ago

I'm pretty sure that you can't give up parental rights And still be ordered to pay child support. It's one or the other. Also, 75% American.....I've an awful feeling that she doesn't mean Native 🤔

0points

Sue Hazlewood 2 years ago

No parental rights but expected to pay child support?

0points

SAF saf 2 years ago

The had me at "breeding" sessions LMAO.

0points

Ripley 2 years ago

Forfeit all parental rights . . . except child support payments. Wow.

0points

Random Anon 2 years ago

Lol... this is messed up. This predator wants to do a kid and then have him pay child support if she gets pregnant. That's below basement level human trash.

0points

Bob Standen 2 years ago

Who are these people? You can impregnate her and pay her support for the next 18 years, really?

0points

Nagisa11 2 years ago

Not sure how much income they are expecting from a 16-year-old boy

0points

Gogubaci 2 years ago

that's prostitution with extra steps

0points

Vernice Aure 2 years ago

This sounds like a description of a unicorn. Minimum age 16? Never used prescription meds? Also - if you forfeit parental rights then you are not responsible for child support. Very creepy and suspicious.

0points

BarBeeGirl 2 years ago

“breeding” sessions? Does she mean s-e-x?

0points

Ashley Bell 2 years ago

Forefeit all parental rights... but also 20% child support? LOL.

0points

Pink kitty 2 years ago

Antibiotics are prescription drugs

0points

Spock's Socks 2 years ago

This person is seriously deluded and full of themself if they think someone would agree to this disastrous "offer" . But it would be an interesting show to meet all their expectations without being a fertile biological male and waste her (already ridiculously employed) time. Then there really would be no collection of any kind during the "breeding sessions". I really would prefer that this creepy human not "breed".

0points

Rosanna Jackson 2 years ago

I want this person to never have a child. The world does not need more of them.

0points

KT 2 years ago

lol they want a baby and they want you on the hook financially as well? wtf

0points

Brian Bennett 2 years ago

Never drank except for communium - don't you believe it!

0points

Moezzzz 2 years ago

So, 20% of income for 18 yrs JUST to have sex? Wow

0points

kjorn 2 years ago

you need to pay but no right on the kids? even saw hi/her

0points

R Carson 2 years ago

IDIOT much?

0points

Hi, I'm Mars! 2 years ago

What the f**k is a 75% American background?

0points

Ellie J 2 years ago

Wow.. what a deal

0points

YoyoSthlm 2 years ago

American background??

0points

Shelli Aderman 2 years ago

BREEDING sessions… 🤢

0points

John L 2 years ago

I would love to see what they consider "75%+ American".

0points

Lord Mysticlaw 2 years ago

Unpopular opinion I'm sure, but I've said before, IVF with donor sperm is damn expensive and I think it seems unnecessary that a single woman who wants to have a baby has to pay that kind of money while one-night-stands and unplanned pregnancies happen all the time. As long as there's mutual consent and all of that, I don't really see the problem. (But yes, 16 is creepy. Blame laws.)

0points

#24

You've Already Given Me Free Money, But It's Not Enough

Final score:

99points

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Mad Dragon 2 years ago

I thought this was a feel-good story, but then...☹️

86points

#25

I'm Just Trying To Sell A Desk On Fb Marketplace

Final score:

93points

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Mad Dragon 2 years ago

“Sure, $350 in cash will make me ecstatic.”

107points

#26

A Person In My Local Facebook Group Wants Someone To Pay Them A Thousand Dollars To Remove Their Old Deck. Pretty Sure You're Supposed To Pay People For The Services You Want, Not Vice Versa

Final score:

92points

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Dorothy Parker 2 years ago

How did people become so stupid? Seriously? Is it reality television? Do they identify with the Kardashian family? Or is it with 45, who never paid his creditors?

65points

#27

I Don’t Know What’s Worse, Op Or The One Single Person Interested

Final score:

89points

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Otter 2 years ago

A friend does "companion care", exactly this sort of thing. Companionship and household assistance for elders who need someone to help out and keep an eye on them. She charges about $1000 a week for day work, double that for living in, requires days off, and others in her field charge much more.

75points

#28

Having A Child Costs Money, Cb: surprised Pikachu

Having A Child Costs Money, Cb: *surprised Pikachu*

Final score:

86points

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Zedrapazia 2 years ago

If I pay extra to sit next to the window, I will sit next to the window without budging for someone's crotch gremlin.

163points

#29

Local Salon Seems To Have Dealt With Enough Cbs/Influencers That They Have Included Them In Their Pricing Model

Final score:

84points

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Mad Dragon 2 years ago

Why so much more for women? I have long, straight hair and I just need someone who can cut a tiny bit off in a straight line. My husband with his mountain of tight curls is much more complicated than I am.

60points

#30

Free Husky ?

Final score:

82points

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May 2 years ago

The commenter is absolutely right, do not get a pet if you can't afford to take care of it.

113points

#31

Hmmm "Not Picky"

Final score:

77points

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Mad Dragon 2 years ago

“Not picky?” Did they not read the list they posted above that?

108points

#32

Only Dr. You'll Get For $16.00 Is Dr. Pepper

Final score:

77points

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Mad Dragon 2 years ago

This is especially sad because it’s more than double Iowa’s minimum wage of $7.25 per hour, which has not increased in the last 12 years.

49points

#33

Entry Level Help Needed!

Final score:

71points

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Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago

Looks like we need to start studying from the moment of birth😶😶😶

64points

#34

“You Aren’t Playing Where It’s Convenient For Me, I’m Finding A New Favourite Band!”

Final score:

69points

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Dodo 2 years ago

I live near a capital city and most touring bands still miss us. Don't be a d**k about it, Michele.

33points

#35

I'm Happy He Feels Better... But What A Wreck

Final score:

64points

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May 2 years ago

I don't understand reddit rewards - does that gold star thing mean someone actually gave him gold?

30points

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#36

Better Start Praying To Find Another Studio

Final score:

32points

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Kookamunga 2 years ago

Even God laughed at this deal.

19points

#37

It’s My Birthday! Give Me Money!

Final score:

30points

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Ember 2 years ago

Un-friend this idiot

29points

#38

The Same Girl Was Looking For Cheep Furniture Once. She Wanted A Whole Living Room Set And I Found Her One For $130 Almost Brand New Couch, Loveseat, Chair And 2 Side Tables And A Coffee Table And When I Sent It To Her She Said "I Said Cheap Didn't You Read My Post? Why Even Send Me This"

The Same Girl Was Looking For Cheep Furniture Once. She Wanted A Whole Living Room Set And I Found Her One For $130 Almost Brand New Couch, Loveseat, Chair And 2 Side Tables And A Coffee Table And When I Sent It To Her She Said "I Said Cheap Didn't You Read My Post? Why Even Send Me This"

Final score:

28points

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Moosy Girl 2 years ago

Cheep, that’s what we call those little chenille easter chicks and now I’m picturing a cheep sized Ikea with cheep furniture, hihi.

7points

#39

Strangers On The Internet Donate only $1200 To Pay Their Bills

Strangers On The Internet Donate *only* $1200 To Pay Their Bills

Final score:

27points

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Penelope 2 years ago

These are just making me so sad. We’re doomed.

25points

#40

Trying To Give Away A Free Trampoline But Ruining A Disabled Child's Christmas Instead

Final score:

26points

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Grant O'Neil 2 years ago

guys...we need to upvote this one!!!!!

7points

#41

Everyone Wants Free Kittens But No One Wants To Pay For My Daughter’s College Education!

Final score:

26points

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rspanther 2 years ago

Because who doesn't like free kittens.

22points

#42

Too Busy, Just Like Mcdonalds

Final score:

25points

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May 2 years ago

Someone's delutional

20points

#43

Apparently It’s Racist To Send Someone $10 And To Offer A Space To Vent

Final score:

25points

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Amanda Black 2 years ago

People owe you nothing!

11points

#44

Gimme Free Suv (Late Models Only Plz )

Final score:

25points

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Lauren Caswell 2 years ago

Seeking: bars of gold. Can't pick up, must deliver please. Promised it to my child who is turning into a goose but cannot lay eggs. Don't ruin her Xmas guys, even scrap gold would do (no 14 carat thanks , not even gonna waste my time). Thanks guys, [insert religious manipulation and reminder of poor goose child]. Signed, way too many f*****g ppl

53points

#45

Free Food And Supplies For Students And Families? That’s Not Good Enough For These Two

Final score:

25points

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rspanther 2 years ago

Some people are just never happy

15points

#46

Chill Man. It’s Just A Mcdonald’s Delivery. Jesus

Final score:

24points

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Stephanie Parker 2 years ago (edited)

Don't send a pick of your dog to guilt trip me sir! He is a good boy who also looks sick of your s***

21points

#47

Mother Demands You Only Buy Specific Gifts For Birthday And Holiday. For Context, The Child Is Like 4 Years Old

Final score:

24points

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Dorothy Parker 2 years ago

That poor child.

23points

#48

Not Mine But Had To Share

Final score:

24points

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Grant Barke 2 years ago

Ha ha ha

6points

#49

Free Pizza! Dine-In Only?!?! Oh, The Humanity

Final score:

23points

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Clarin 2 years ago

I might be wrong,but isn't the person just asking for the address of the place offering food so they can go there?

5points

#50

Trump Lovers Must Apply! Xpost From Antiwork

Final score:

23points

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May 2 years ago

What do you expect from a Trumper?

24points

#51

Walmart Has More Expensive Boards Than That

Final score:

23points

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May 2 years ago

I wouldn't pay $100 for a cutting board either, but if that's what they're charging, that's what they cost. Just don't buy it.

22points

#52

Babysitter Wanted

Final score:

23points

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Piet Puk 2 years ago

Pray on lady.

20points

#53

Purple Is Looking For Free Christmas Gifts For Her Infant- But Suggestions Are “Not Worth It”

Final score:

23points

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Dorothy Parker 2 years ago

If she's an infant just wrap her toys and fruit and she won't know the difference.

17points

#54

Cbs Hate Watermarks

Final score:

23points

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Corgo Man 2 years ago

yes

5points

#55

How To Deal With Cbs!! Already Underpaid For Services, Yet Denied Food And Rest? Kudos

Final score:

23points

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Troux 2 years ago

Story here: https://www.boredpanda.com/argument-with-groom-photographer-deletes-wedding-pictures

17points

#56

How Dare You Disable our Planes And Leave A Terror Organisation's Air Force Weaker. Taliban Being A Choosing Beggar

How Dare You Disable *our* Planes And Leave A Terror Organisation's Air Force Weaker. Taliban Being A Choosing Beggar

Final score:

23points

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May 2 years ago

That whole country is such a tragedy

19points

#57

I'm Just Lost For Words With This One

Final score:

22points

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Penelope 2 years ago

Ugh! Redbubble for art.

3points

#58

Kind Shelter Volunteers Making Hot Meals For The Homeless… But The Bacon Needs To Be Cooked Longer

Final score:

22points

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Fat Harry 2 years ago

How can the bacon simultaneously be both too dry and not cooked enough?

10points

#59

Someone Demanding A TV In My Towns Facebook Group And Is Upset No One Is Taking Her Seriously

Final score:

22points

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just another drone 2 years ago

How is it nobody can spell "lose" or "losing" anymore?

5points

#60

Charging 30 For A Beat But Fufulame31 Had Other Ideas

Final score:

21points

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Sarcastic Cow 2 years ago

His Highness Fufulame the 31th.

20points

#61

Take My Rejected Manuscript And Turn It Into A Publishable Book

Final score:

20points

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Penelope 2 years ago

What a lot of words for “gimme.”

21points

#62

Just Dealt With An Insecure Choosy Begger I Guess?

Final score:

20points

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Seabeast 2 years ago

Racist pr**.

16points

#63

So I Send Them Free Earrings Worth Around £50 Per Set And I Pay Her?? And She Only Had 1000 Followers And Barely Any Likes Or Comments On Her Photos

Final score:

20points

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Ellie J 2 years ago

I get sooooo many of these a day. My top tip is to offer a discount code for their 'many followers' and if their code is used more than 10 times I will give them a free item, surprisingly not one 'influencer' has ever taken the deal..

9points

#64

“Hey Let’s Get Matching Tattoos, But I Get To Pick Them And You Have To Pay For Both”

Final score:

20points

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Sheila Stamey 2 years ago

Hahahaha! No.

5points

#65

Using 'I Don't Know How To Give Money' As An Excuse

Final score:

19points

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rspanther 2 years ago

How is that not rude or scamming?

7points

#66

Called Out

Final score:

19points

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#67

Wtf Linkedin

Final score:

19points

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Thaddeus Thompson 2 years ago

Sometimes I want to rip my head off and throw it at people like this

11points

#68

Horse Lady Wants $80,000 Off Because Of "Advertising Opportunity"

Final score:

19points

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Harri Ellis 2 years ago

Just block her, and fast!

2points

#69

“Must Have Professional Expertise But Not Be A Professional Cuz I Won’t Pay”

Final score:

18points

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Thaddeus Thompson 2 years ago

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#70

The Co-Worker Wants Help But He Is Not Willing To Work With Me

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Thaddeus Thompson 2 years ago

Man, he really blew it.

4points

#71

I Just Got A New House And Need Everything Free - And Delivered

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Dorothy Parker 2 years ago (edited)

A local family just got housing after being homeless. They asked very politely on nextdoor. for whatever people could spare. The outpouring of furnishings, good luck wishes and gift cards for Christmas gifts for the children was wonderful. It's all in how you ask.

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#72

That Escalated Quickly

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Rijkærd 2 years ago

Funny how they all end with F**k you bro....like they hate your guts but you're still bro??? And when did we even get to being bros??? Damn the asswipes

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#73

Please, No Offers Of Something Slightly Less Extraordinary

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AnnaBanana 2 years ago

Lol! Mount Druitt - this is no surprise!

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#74

But I Have 11k Followers!

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

This one is nearly famous I've seen it so many times. Sooooo does this mean that they actually have many followers because of their entitlement and stupidity? Wouldn't that be hilarious. :D

10points

#75

Starbucks Is Offering Free Coffee To Veterans And Active Duty Military Members And Their Spouses. I Can’t Tell If The Girlfriend Comment Or The Person Asking For More Variety Is Worse

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#76

It's Even Worse Than Saying "You Will Get Lots Of Exposure", Even In This Situation

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Caro Caro 2 years ago (edited)

What do people think artists live on? Do they eat a bit of canvas, some paint? Live off air?

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#77

From My Town’s Facebook Page. She Wants A Babysitter For Two Infants To Come To Her Home And Clean For Less Than Minimum Wage??

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Seabeast 2 years ago

"Send a picture of your husband. If he's really hot, I'll consider it."

18points

#78

I Guess I Better Start Updating My Tip

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#79

Bike Handouts

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Sheila Stamey 2 years ago

I don't find this one as bad. Very courteous and actually acknowledging"big ask for small community". People do give away bikes and actually if I had one in the area of this need ( I know this is an expensive bike) even if not the exact one, I would offer.

2points

#80

Local Pet Shop Gives Dogs In Shop Free Treats. Not Good Enough!

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zovjraar me 2 years ago

my cats would eat the dog biscuit

3points

#81

He Wanted A Bmw On A Budget

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Dorothy Parker 2 years ago

Didn't the seller drop almost $1000 aka $999, not $100?

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#82

I’ll Charge You To Do Something For Me

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Thaddeus Thompson 2 years ago (edited)

See, I read this and I want to pull my face off in front of this person and scream into their face with my faceless face, a scream so shrill it melts their Face/Off and Nicholas Cage.

7points

#83

Im A Few Months Into My Tattoo Apprenticeship.. Apparently I Shouldn't State My Job On A Dating Site

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just another drone 2 years ago

I would accept it, then tattoo "I'm a cheap asshole" on the person.

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#84

Girls Asks Her Man For Money And Gets Upset When He Says He's Got Things To Pay

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May 2 years ago

Seems like she's trying to be a sugar baby

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#85

Cb Wants Me To Produce An Entire Track For Some Quickly Written Lyrics They Have For Free Because “It’s Easy”!

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LittleLiz 2 years ago

Then do it yourself

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#86

Help This New Life Coach Starting Out She Will Pay You With "Exposer"

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just another drone 2 years ago

Here's a free life lesson: What goes around comes around.

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#87

Has A Gofundme Under An Alias For Rent And Now Wants A Free Puppy?

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May 2 years ago

Then you can't afford a dog

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#88

"Please Do Not Waste My Time And Apply If This Salary Does Not Meet Your Expectations." Wow, Just Wow!

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Walking On Sunshine 2 years ago

Wut

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#89

No , No, I’ll Haul It And Stack It For You Also

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Amanda Black 2 years ago

And I've paid over $1000 to have this done at my house. It's a huge gross job that takes a lot of time.

4points

#90

Apparently 10$ Is What A Researcher Gets As A Bonus Today For In-Depth-Analysis Of An Industry

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Hugh Crawford 2 years ago

So, $10 too do their homework

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#91

Top Level Footballer Choosing Begger

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Spittnimage 2 years ago

And...don't bother putting your CV forward.

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#92

It Finally Happened To Me, The Audacity

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No spam 2 years ago

These are just sad

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#93

Last Year’s Holiday Card Giftee I Got - Still Makes Me

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May 2 years ago

I don't understand what's going on here

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#94

Facebook Marketplace Is Fun Sometimes

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#95

Stop It

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Kimu but she’s inactive 2 years ago

This is supposed to be sarcastic..:

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#96

You Only Get Pink Or Blue M&ms If You Buy Me A Baby Gift

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Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago

Yes... Extremely dramatic and b*tchy

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#97

Peoples Awards Your Jokes, But You Really Need Gold ??

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rspanther 2 years ago

Make a funnier post then.

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#98

From An Advert For Free Pallets

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Blue 2 years ago

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#99

Think I Found Something For Here. Photographer For $80 I Wish

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Candia Lee 2 years ago

How much for prints of the photos?

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#100

$20 Per Week Should Cover It, Right?

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Candia Lee 2 years ago

$20 gas money a week? How many years old is this?

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#101

Offers 45 Then Says 30

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#102

Nobody Wants To Work

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Amanda Black 2 years ago

It is basically illegal to pay a full time on site job via a 1099. That is not an independent contractor if you control their schedule.

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#103

Free TV

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#104

This Guy Went On Fiverr An Entire Site Based On Paying People For Work And Asked To Pay In Exposure, He Had To Make An Account On This Site For Paying Free Lance Artists And Asked To Pay In Exposure

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#105

At Least He Didn't Try To Haggle On Price?

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Penelope 2 years ago

That escalated quickly.

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#106

She Blocked Me For Pointing Out $4 An Hour Is Not Enough For A Full Time Babysitter Lmao

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Terry Tobias 2 years ago

I started babysitting when I was about 12. I probably had 5 different families that I sat for and they paid me around $3 an hour. This was in the 70's so that was a lot of money. I bought my own clothes and supplies for school with the money that I earned.

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#107

If You're Good At Something, Never Do It For Free

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Dina Anastasakos 2 years ago

I'll play for free if you do your job for free.

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#108

Less Than $3 An Hour, Sign Me Up! She Also Posted Several Filtered Only Pics Of Her Kid

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#109

How About You Just Don't Ask Strangers To Teach You How To Draw?

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Zedrapazia 2 years ago

To be honest, both of these sound like uncomfortable people

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#110

Want A Luxury Service, Pay Luxury Prices

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Sa Ruuu 2 years ago

Tbh they have a point about inflated prices for women. A wash, cut, and blow dry is like the most basic haircut. It's always $60+ at salons in my area while it's men who pay half the price or less for the same thing. Doesn't matter if a man or woman's hair is long or short, the price is determined by the gender

14points

#111

I Can Afford A Big House But Don't Want To Pay Much For Cleaning. Can Pay Under The Table To Save Extra

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Penelope 2 years ago

“I am a very honest person, who is totally willing to help you not pay taxes on your income.”

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#112

Most Fast Food Joints Pay More With No Experience

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#113

Oh Wow $9 An Hour Farm Labor? Sign Me Up!

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Kimi Tomminello 2 years ago

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 is this person serious? $9 an hour?! Nobody could afford their own health insurance on that sort of pay, let alone be able to afford their own transportation. I've farmed for years and farmhands were always housed and used our vehicles while working. We also paid $16/hour in the early 2000s.

4points