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Uno Reverse

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309points

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Penelope 2 years ago

Beautiful!

107points

Not My Messages But Thought It Was Funny

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256points

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Penelope 2 years ago

Jaw droppingly awful. Who ARE these people?!

208points

Artists and just freelancers in general appear to be dealing with choosing beggars the most. Author Len Cristobal thinks their ridiculous offers sometimes come from what she calls distance.

“People rarely see artists, their sleeves rolled up and hunched over a desk, studying various elements of design, principles, software, methods, materials, trends, histories, and relevant industries in order to hone their craft, find opportunities where their skill set is needed, and produce sensible artwork,” Cristobal wrote. “There are people who believe that artists deserve low pay because their work does not require technical skills — as if art is produced solely by impulse, vanity, or some internal dissonance.”

“Exposure Doesn’t Pay The Bills, My Guy”

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250points

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RaroaRaroa 2 years ago

Two arm sleeves! Not even smart enough to start small.

112points

Its Always The Christmas Excuses

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230points

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Lauren Caswell 2 years ago (edited)

Hi guys, reading all your comments here most days and chatting, be it debate or jokes etc, it has ABSOLUTELY RUINED MY CHILD'S chances of being bored too, as I share some of the funny animal pics with him and we love it. Have a happy and safe holidays, in all your various locations!❤️

174points

Not One Penny More!

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210points

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Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago

Gotta love the response 😂😂😂

191points

But the subreddit r/ChoosingBeggars features many examples where scrooges seem to be aware of what they doing. Like the parents who use their kids to guilt-trip professionals, saying their family's holidays will be ruined if they don't get that $2,000 sofa for $75.

These acts might also have something to do with human nature. Psychologist and decision researcher Eva Krockow, Ph.D., for example, said people experience a pleasant high after receiving a freebie in an expensive world where we frequently have to pay even for visiting a public toilet.

I guess nobody will be able to avoid such clients while working in a people-oriented industry. So I guess the only thing we can do is make funny posts and laugh about them. Otherwise, all of that pain that comes from interacting with them would just be a waste.

How Many Likes For Free Shoes?

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182points

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

Haahaha. Brilliant. Very uhm to the point.

55points

“Freebie” Is The New F-Word

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175points

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Chich 2 years ago (edited)

I don't get these people wanting to pay with 'exposure'. Why would anyone want 'exposure' to what is likely a huge group of freeloaders?

96points

Dude Wants To Get Payed To Have Free Rocks Delivered To His House

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163points

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Lauren Caswell 2 years ago

Oh, there's a 'hole' lotta place you can deliver those rocks to buddy

46points

#10

Woman Doesn’t Want To Pay Amazon For A Thing Amazon Made

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163points

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Kat 2 years ago

Hmmm.... There is a slight doubt here. Maybe she wants to investigate the possibility of paying directly to Clarkson?

73points

#11

Not Happy I Paid For It

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160points

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Lauren Caswell 2 years ago

Oh no, not socialism/charity! The horror!! 😱

182points

#12

Free Christmas Isn’t Tall Or Full Enough

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153points

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Madison Feehan 2 years ago

S E L F I S H!

122points

#13

63 Sandwiches In 1 1/2 Hours!?! How Dare They!

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151points

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Madison Feehan 2 years ago

I'd pay to see that fight.

97points

#14

Meal Service Gives Her A Free Item And She Complains

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144points

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Lauren Caswell 2 years ago

Aha, another member of the elusive "Society of gift-horse mouth examiners"!

75points

#15

Don't Let People Know How Much I Am Underpaying Them!

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135points

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Troux 2 years ago

You can haggle on the price after you pick up their daughter. You're at maximum negotiating power at that point.

163points

#16

Now That Was Simply Uncalled For

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132points

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Lauren Caswell 2 years ago

F*****g scummy

95points

#17

How Dare They Uphold Company Policies And Not Give Me Free Stuff?! They Will Destroy This Business!

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123points

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Troux 2 years ago (edited)

WILL DESTROY A BUSINESS. Starbucks is totally done for. Shareholders are furious about the temp of that breakfast sammie.

105points

#18

"The World Doesn't Owe You A Living"

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122points

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My O My 2 years ago

Why are so many people mean?

97points

#19

Artists Who Live With Their Parents Don't Deserve To Be Paid For Their Hard Work?

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119points

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Cecily Holland 2 years ago

I don’t know what’s worse the entitlement or the entitlement

128points

#20

Did I Find One?

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111points

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Tamra Stiffler 2 years ago

There seems to be this pervasive belief that making art isn't legitimate work and, therefore, should be something that can be given away. I don't get that.

94points

#21

Free Husky Too White To Adopt

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111points

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Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago

Who would not want that sweetheart!! And for the reason that he is not coloured!!!

99points

#22

Guy Uses Tinder Like He's Ordering A Mail Order Bride

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110points

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Caro Caro 2 years ago

Should I send you a link for sex-dolls? Then you can dress her in anything you want, do to it what the hell you want and she'll never complain AND you can take her with you on road trips. You will never ever find a real live woman because you sound like a creep. Go away.

205points

Immortal Emperor Paradox 2 years ago (edited)

Maybe he copy pasted his 'looking for bride' newspaper ad by mistake? Just saying.

6points

KimB 2 years ago

Excuse me I'll be in the corner trying to breathe:D oh Caro thank you I needed that laugh!

3points

Hi, I'm Mars! 2 years ago

Best. Answer. EVER.

3points

Lily Cole 2 years ago

like bro dont be so picky

2points

Summer Mason 2 years ago

I love you and your comments

1point

Felipe Meyer 2 years ago

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Seabeast 2 years ago

A woman who stands 5'-6" and only weighs 115 pounds is seriously underweight. What do you want to bet he's at least 45, has a pot belly, and is no looker.

49points

Candia Lee 2 years ago

She sure as heck won't wear 12-16.

23points

LittleLiz 2 years ago

I'm 5'2" and range from 110-120 pounds. I'm far from overweight and I look exactly the same at 110 and 120.

7points

Sarah Sparkles 2 years ago

I was thinking the same thing.

6points

Julia Atkinson 2 years ago (edited)

I'm dying to know how many women are immaculately manicured/pedicured but only keep themselves "fairly clean"

39points

Auntriarch 2 years ago

He wouldn't be interested in me, I'm perfectly clean

23points

lazy panda 2 years ago

This isn't Build-A-Bear, my dude.

23points

Navindu Wijewardena 2 years ago

I don't get the part with 'into family stuff' and then 'no kids'

20points

Sarah Sparkles 2 years ago

Pro-life but no kids lol

15points

Kiss Army 2 years ago

Clearly HIS family not hers...

3points

GoddessOdd 2 years ago

He only wants his own spawn... he doesn't want any kids but whatever she and her sister wives can have for him.

1point

DarkAngelNic 2 years ago

He is looking for a woman who hasn't been cummed in yet.

-3points

Melissa Mayhem 2 years ago

How can someone be 5'2", 105 pounds, or 5'6", 115 pounds, and anyone in between be a size 12-16? That's impossible in American sizes. This person needs a love doll, not a real human. Ugh.

18points

Debrina Blackmoon 2 years ago

So she needs to have a bright pink corvette.

6points

J.A. Rogers 2 years ago

Anti-choice + pro-gun ≠ liberal.

15points

Sarcastic Cow 2 years ago

80% idiot 20% good luck

13points

Otter 2 years ago

My sympathies to the future Mrs. Picky.

9points

Natalia A 2 years ago

you mean control freak/abuser.

3points

Snorkeldorf 2 years ago (edited)

Oh come on. Don't judge....he only wants someone that is "fairly clean." Obviously very open minded.

8points

Vicki Goodwin 2 years ago

Yet he lives in his parents basement...

7points

Dodo 2 years ago

What's 2A? Gun rights?

6points

Sarah Sparkles 2 years ago

Yes

5points

Trizia Norris 2 years ago

He's even dictating her foot-size!!!

5points

Otter 2 years ago

Maybe he has a bit of a foot kink, and the world is so full of women who obsess over their shoes that maybe he'll find someone!

2points

Meghna Mohan 2 years ago (edited)

I read the first two lines and something told me it's an Indian man, potbellied, little to no hair, mamma's boy, expectations 1000times beyond reach. The numbers I alone have encountered growing here are crazy. They have the gall to reject you if you aren't the right shade of white even! Who is white in color???

5points

Maiun 2 years ago

Yeah, it also has Hindu in the details at the bottom which are mostly covered over, it sounds like a young guy who has been smothered by family and has no idea how to interact with people he doesn't know. Not making excuses for him as he sounds like an unrealistic a**e who got his idea of how women look from action figures.

5points

Artsy Bookworm 2 years ago

I'm actually speechless 😨

5points

Natalia A 2 years ago

I don't think they know how women's bodies work. The weight range, and size (12-16) don't match up at all. And that's the least alarming aspect of this post.

4points

YoyoSthlm 2 years ago

And they wonder why some men are incels

3points

Ella Blackwood 2 years ago

Conservative values, pro-life, 2A and liberal? I think this guy is a little confused about politics, not to mention creepy.

2points

Perfumista Perfumista 2 years ago

Wait a sec, 5'2" to 5"6" 105-115 lbs, but size 12-16? Maybe he means size 2-6? I know, the whole thing is ridiculous, but I'm a numbers person and this is bugging me.

2points

Katinka Min 2 years ago

When INCELS write dating ads...

2points

𝕰𝖑𝖑𝖆 2 years ago

This guy has been watching WAAAAYY to much Netflix live stories.

2points

𝕰𝖑𝖑𝖆 2 years ago

Love*

0points

Mazer 2 years ago

Wait. Is this fool unclear on what a BIO is?? RED FLAG CITY if all he has is a specific shopping list and no information on the shopper!

2points

KT 2 years ago

lol he's so short and creepy

2points

DannyGirl 2 years ago

I don’t think this guy knows sizes unless sizes are waaaaaay different in his country A 5”6 115 pound woman is no where near a size 12-16 Neither is a five two 115 pound woman actually

2points

gloria benado 2 years ago

Gross 🤢

2points

Randolph Croft 2 years ago

Liberal? Do you mean progressive? Cuz that's not gonna work. No offense intended, but seriously....

2points

Kishibe Angelo 2 years ago

this man ain't looking for a woman he is looking for a sex doll

2points

Mark Fuller 2 years ago

And this is why he'll remain forever single. What a freak!!!

2points

Christy Smith 2 years ago

You just know he's a fat pasty 'nice guy'. I guess it's fine if he'd be embarrassing to be seen with, but apparently not vice versa.

1point

EP 2 years ago

It blows my mind that someone thinks that’s the way to find what you want. Also what’s 2A? lol

1point

Ozymandias73 2 years ago

Conservative values AND liberal?

1point

Grant O'Neil 2 years ago

yeesh, needy

1point

Clarin 2 years ago

How about BE REAL

1point

My O My 2 years ago

He's honest at least?

1point

Emir 2 years ago

What does 2A mean?

0points

Brandy Reed 2 years ago

105 lbs is a size 2-ish. Not 12. Idiot.

0points

Printerman 2 years ago

Sry - can't get past the first line. "Conservative values - pro life, 2A and" wait, did that say *liberal*!!!?

0points

MCathenaE 2 years ago (edited)

Ummm those measurement requirements & waist sizes do not match at all!

0points

Yort 2 years ago

Conservative values including being a liberal? Explain.

0points

Sally Shideler Bill 2 years ago

I'd like to see the woman who's 105-115 lbs and wears sizes 12 to 16. Dude doesn't even know what he's talking about.

0points

Goose2008 2 years ago

who spends time thinking about these measurements bruh

0points

Julia Macdougall 2 years ago

How tall are you. What is your age. What are your measurements. Psycho!

0points

Julia Macdougall 2 years ago

You should be in jail just for that post

0points

manon M 2 years ago

What's the R-XXX mean please, i'm not english speaker native

0points

Charlotte Combs 2 years ago

😂😂😂😂

0points

BarBeeGirl 2 years ago

Dammit! I hit all those marks but my feet are size 8. Too bad, sounds like we were made for each other 🙄

0points

Deceased Nemo 2 years ago (edited)

this creepily describes me except for the age, and the pro life

0points

Victoria Lenny 2 years ago

18-26..........ill bet my paycheck hes 34

0points

Nikki Sevven 2 years ago

This dude is completely delusional.

0points

Rosanna Jackson 2 years ago

I hate this person and send them the wish of the life they deserve

0points

Droopsnoot 2 years ago

Ah, hinduism. Clearly all tge wise gurus the stereotype depucts them as

0points

Brian Bennett 2 years ago

You already have a dog what else do you want?

0points

Yvette Desmarais 2 years ago

Be fairly clean?

0points

kjorn 2 years ago

that's tinder... it's for sex. if he find someone interested... that's his stuff. who cares. lots of womans are picky like that too. don't expect great people in that kind of place

0points

Moezzzz 2 years ago

Is this douche asking for a woman with a 12-16 inch waist???

0points

Mewton’s Third Paw 2 years ago

He wants a tiny person with a giant stomach and no standards.

0points

Candia Lee 2 years ago

What woman that height/weight range wouldn't be lost in size 12-16? I'm 5'6", 140, miss 12. At 115, I'd be a 0 in pricey clothes, 7 at Walmart.

0points

BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing 2 years ago

Pro-life? Pretty sure it's going to be very hard to find a woman against abortion.

0points

Fred L. 2 years ago

Sadly that is not the case.

2points

Victoria Pitt 2 years ago

This has to be a joke... I hope!

0points

Hiker Chick 2 years ago

What is a 12-16 waist?

0points

Ryan Deschanel 2 years ago

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#23

No Payment, But Sex, Right?

Final score:

101points

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Sa Ruuu 2 years ago

I always forget there are states that have 16 or 17 as the age of consent. Reading this gave me the creeps

121points

You've Already Given Me Free Money, But It's Not Enough

Final score:

99points

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Mad Dragon 2 years ago

I thought this was a feel-good story, but then...☹️

86points

#25

I'm Just Trying To Sell A Desk On Fb Marketplace

Final score:

93points

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Mad Dragon 2 years ago

“Sure, $350 in cash will make me ecstatic.”

107points

#26

A Person In My Local Facebook Group Wants Someone To Pay Them A Thousand Dollars To Remove Their Old Deck. Pretty Sure You're Supposed To Pay People For The Services You Want, Not Vice Versa

Final score:

92points

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Dorothy Parker 2 years ago

How did people become so stupid? Seriously? Is it reality television? Do they identify with the Kardashian family? Or is it with 45, who never paid his creditors?

65points

#27

I Don’t Know What’s Worse, Op Or The One Single Person Interested

Final score:

89points

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Otter 2 years ago

A friend does "companion care", exactly this sort of thing. Companionship and household assistance for elders who need someone to help out and keep an eye on them. She charges about $1000 a week for day work, double that for living in, requires days off, and others in her field charge much more.

75points

#28

Having A Child Costs Money, Cb: surprised Pikachu

Having A Child Costs Money, Cb: *surprised Pikachu*

Final score:

86points

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Zedrapazia 2 years ago

If I pay extra to sit next to the window, I will sit next to the window without budging for someone's crotch gremlin.

163points

#29

Local Salon Seems To Have Dealt With Enough Cbs/Influencers That They Have Included Them In Their Pricing Model

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84points

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Mad Dragon 2 years ago

Why so much more for women? I have long, straight hair and I just need someone who can cut a tiny bit off in a straight line. My husband with his mountain of tight curls is much more complicated than I am.

60points