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Dating can be tough. With our overflowing schedules and so many responsibilities, it's hard to find time to go out and meet someone. And while most of us turn to Tinder and other dating apps for help, some of us choose an even braver option - dating shows. Clearly, it is debatable whether these shows can help someone find love, but one thing is for certain — dating shows are very entertaining. Viewers love the drama, tension, and possibility of love blossoming on the screen, and it doesn't even matter if they are scripted or not, viewers just can't stop watching.
And if you have never seen one and are rather skeptical, we're here to change your mind. After noticing some excerpts of Chinese dating shows floating around the internet, we decided to gather them in one place. Scroll below to see of the funniest and outrageous quotes
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#1
Final score:
239points
Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 6 years ago
Sadly he did not specify she must be human, so they set him up with a female dog.
fainasKeturatis 6 years ago
Priorities, priorities.... not everyone has them and not all meet them.
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#2
Final score:
178points
The Chosen One 6 years ago
I wish I was tall...really tall... then I could die as soon as possible
Jette Wang Wahnon 6 years ago
Maybe you will be the exception to the rule...after all,you are«The Chosen One«
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Ottmar Straub 6 years ago
well -he tried to be funny - it is important to have some emotional intelligence when trying to understand such a mindset - people who believe that his words were meant earnestly are probably quite dumb
#3
Final score:
145points
Juan Alcorta 6 years ago
I always used to practice my "fail face" before my exams. It came handy for my orals.
#4
Final score:
133points
Lachlan Steininger 6 years ago
I was like what are you on about, than i realised. Lololol
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Pseudo Puppy 6 years ago
In this show, one guy presents himself to about 30 women, and tries to find a date. Unlike the majority of western dating shows, the women can also say "no" to him (that's actually the premise of the show) He can say "no", as can any of the women. And to be fair, both the men and women have clear criteria, & will say "no" if the other participant doesn't meet those requirements.
#5
Final score:
131points
Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 6 years ago
Though if you're getting paid for a date...well... there is a word for that...
Panda Kicki 6 years ago
That comment in a dating context could lead to some embarassing misunderstandings...
Marcellus the Third 6 years ago
No, a lot of waitressing staff works just to be abused.
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#6
Final score:
119points
Ottmar Straub 6 years ago
very hurtful, I guess - people have very low morale talking like that - I wonder when simple-minded people will wake up for the fact that society is so very sick
#7
Final score:
115points
Andrew Huang 6 years ago
'Will you like my dogs as much as your own?', Yes, but not your parents.
fainasKeturatis 6 years ago (edited)
If I don't like dogs in the first place, that will be pretty easy - I hate them evenly 😉
#8
Final score:
112points
Geoffrey Holland 6 years ago
this guy looks like he'd be right at home on some singing competition stage doing a horrible version of a Michael Jackson song and then crying and screaming at the judges.
Donna Leske 6 years ago
"I avoid haircuts because, well, Marvellous Fashion eats up my paycheck."
#9
Final score:
112points
Leo Fragoso 6 years ago
You kidding me? That is good! I would be thrilled to get a response like that.
Nicholas Yu 6 years ago
Awwww...how cute. Another coward hiding behind a keyboard.
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#11
Final score:
100points
Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 6 years ago
Some people have very weird priorities when selecting partners.
Jon S. 6 years ago
My wife is very tall for a woman and for some reason it has always been very important to her that she date a man taller than her. Important to the point that she publicly and privately insists I am an inch taller than her. I'm not. Man, when she puts heels on it is like looking up at a giant.
Master Markus 6 years ago
That's such a weird like... societal bias thing. Women tend to be shorter than men, biologically, but there's nothing wrong with tall women or short men, or having a height difference in a relationship!
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Nevi Løvfelt 6 years ago
Ya it's not the same many places in Asia as USA. In US the women want a car and an awesome job. Not only that they also want a hunk of a guy, and orgasms. It's not easy. lol
#12
Final score:
98points
Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 6 years ago
They said "Cute" so it must be good.
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Blueplanet 6 years ago
a lot of these r actually ok in chinese culture. also it depends on the tone
#13
Final score:
98points
#14
Final score:
91points
Marina 6 years ago
Why creepy? I find it cute, like saying she'd only be vulnerable with her adored SO
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Master Markus 6 years ago
If I were a leopard I'd probably go eat a gazelle or something.
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#15
Final score:
91points
Meyer Weinstock 6 years ago
Once married one like this...I can do it again...
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Kristy P 6 years ago
Yes. The counting word that comes after "firstly" and "secondly". "Fourthly" would be next. =)
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#16
Final score:
88points
#17
Final score:
85points
Laur 24 6 years ago
if he wants someone with that hairline get the girl on the left. TWINS
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Anna Salord 6 years ago
Nah man. You should get yours up instead and find someone deserving the effort :)
#18
Final score:
84points
#19
Final score:
84points
Andres Tejeda 6 years ago
Exactly I mean how can you look at a fine big plate of delicious tacos and not drool?
#20
Final score:
83points
Master Markus 6 years ago
I think her outfit is really fun, but... not in a way I'm into. It's very... "little girl".
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Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 6 years ago
Maybe it was a compliment and the next thing she said was "So lets go out 'coz we're a match!"
#21
Final score:
79points
#23
Final score:
75points
M O'Connell 6 years ago
This is partially because of the outcome of the One Child policy. There are statistically quite a few more men than women in China. She can afford to be choosy.
Load More Replies... Esca Sav 6 years ago (edited)
I wanna know specifically how she got this information... Edit: Ignore me, I read it as "panties"
Emma Decock 6 years ago
Red is often seen as a color that brings bad luck , I think that's why she is so specific about it
#25
Final score:
73points
Blueplanet 6 years ago
o um this "pushing" thing isn't rlly a push, and its considered ok in china (i think?)
Donna Leske 6 years ago
Ah, promises, promises. Three months after they're married; "not tonight, don't touch me!"
#26
Final score:
73points
M3era 6 years ago
Maybe she already achieved it and is now looking for something new.
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Master Markus 6 years ago
She's really young for that kind of thinking and it's kind of depressing.
Ottmar Straub 6 years ago
Good she is honest - it helps simple-minded men to make wiser decisions
fainasKeturatis 6 years ago (edited)
the partner could be a pilot and she would be halfway to her dream coming true
Luisa Vasconcelos 6 years ago
This sounds so desperate. There It's okay to assume how we all feel about the ideal partner ? I don't think that have a lot of "let's eat pizza while we see workouts shows" out there for me. 😜🍕
#27
Final score:
71points
Panda Kicki 6 years ago
Grandma did that. Thousands neatly washed and folded plastics bags, in triangular shapes When we cleaned out her estate we got bags to last a lifetime.
Christina Crowe 6 years ago
I think she uses the bags to make her clothes?!! That pink get up looks a tad like plastic.
#29
Final score:
52points
Shane Chang 6 years ago
I went to a pineapple cake factory in Taiwan last year.. they actually taught us how to make them!
#30
Final score:
47points
Corey Smith 6 years ago
I think SpongeBob is more naive than anything. Patrick on the other hand...
Load More Replies... Ryo Bakura 6 years ago
"Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. And it was so ugly, that everyone died. The end."
#31
Final score:
27points
Hollie Newton 6 years ago
Maybe he wants to know if these women would be like the Australian ones. What kind of answer he is expecting I do not know
#32
Final score:
27points
#33
Final score:
22points
#34
Final score:
16points
Lilli 6 years ago
hello talent Aidyn.. I like to be called Talent Lilli! btw that's a really cool way to spell ur name I've never seen it like that before:)
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Marky Mark And The Funky Bunch 6 years ago
I don't want to know what 'talent' he can do with his w**g
#35
Final score:
12points
Foxxy 6 years ago (edited)
Our accountant was middle eastern until he transferred and now we have a new accountant that is Australian and my Dr is Indian. But we do have a LOT of business people, accountants and Drs that are Asian, not just Chinese.
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Human #1,232,867 6 years ago
...and according to an 5,000 old map, the entire Asia belong to China...
Monty Is Fiennes 6 years ago
Australia is very multicultural. It is likely you will meet professionals from all over. My doctor is South African, but my accountant is an Aussie. The Australian government has corruption in it just the same as every other government has. In this day and age, it seems people are in it for whatever they can get out of it personally, with no shame.
#36
Final score:
7points
Inservio Letum 6 years ago (edited)
Nope, nope, not puritanical twattery at all. God forbid someone have tastes other than the lgbt-stasi ordained acceptable "choices"
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Catlady6000 6 years ago
Ohhh, don't worry, there's someone out there who will be all over that. Almost feel sorry for him:/
Load More Replies... Jette Wang Wahnon 6 years ago
Just a case of DNA being contaminated by that of Homo Australopithecus
Jon S. 6 years ago (edited)
What? Edit: Oh, you are calling him a caveman?
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Panda Kicki 6 years ago
Had to look up breadwinner. Just thought of countryside fair lotteries and got really confused He should take bread-lottery ticket instead, may have higher chance on that...
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Lama Lady 6 years ago
I read 3 and that was enough. These shows are worse than a circus visit. So obvious that the people go for vanity. Its like project runway or instagram-sims or any casting show. They make a mockery out of themselves, internet memes like this and kinda get drunk to forget the true problem: that the one child policy resulted in killing female fetuses first leaving double the amount of men in the country so now two things are happening : lifelike sexdolls are produced in masses, making more plastic and women from poor southeastern countries (who many chinese look down to, thinking them to be jungle animals savages) are abducted to china and get raped until pregnant and are sent home after giving birth with a small fee and no dignity.
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Cat 6 years ago
Actually, it's more of a reality show than actual dating program, according to friends who lived in China
Master Markus 6 years ago
Really, a lot of, if not all. dating programs are more "reality show" than "something helping people find partners".
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Chicken Yao 6 years ago
China isn't North Korea... this show is actually pretty tame compared to some others. Chinese tv can get a bit weird
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fainasKeturatis 6 years ago
who the hell went to Hongkong protests if they are all like that? Chinese government must be doing something to foul us ಠ_ಠ
Lama Lady 6 years ago
I read 3 and that was enough. These shows are worse than a circus visit. So obvious that the people go for vanity. Its like project runway or instagram-sims or any casting show. They make a mockery out of themselves, internet memes like this and kinda get drunk to forget the true problem: that the one child policy resulted in killing female fetuses first leaving double the amount of men in the country so now two things are happening : lifelike sexdolls are produced in masses, making more plastic and women from poor southeastern countries (who many chinese look down to, thinking them to be jungle animals savages) are abducted to china and get raped until pregnant and are sent home after giving birth with a small fee and no dignity.
Load More Replies... Cat 6 years ago
Actually, it's more of a reality show than actual dating program, according to friends who lived in China
Master Markus 6 years ago
Really, a lot of, if not all. dating programs are more "reality show" than "something helping people find partners".
Load More Replies... Chicken Yao 6 years ago
China isn't North Korea... this show is actually pretty tame compared to some others. Chinese tv can get a bit weird
Load More Replies... fainasKeturatis 6 years ago
who the hell went to Hongkong protests if they are all like that? Chinese government must be doing something to foul us ಠ_ಠ
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