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Bonny Saxon 5 years ago

Happens to the best of us, kid!

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Bonny Saxon 5 years ago

Location, location, location

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Rachel Hamrick 5 years ago

I so love this, too!

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HANS 5 years ago

Dear Norma, It was a bit of a stretch.

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Bonny Saxon 5 years ago

I'd like to have something in the dragon family, please.

73points

Esca Sav 5 years ago

Dead set on a puffle

9points

Pumbaa 5 years ago

I guess dragons are only cool in movies.. or would you like running from your burning house with your a*s on fire? :'D

6points

J. Zingler 5 years ago

Dinosaurs?

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wisdom evee 5 years ago

i want him do make a f*****g NIGHT FURY!!!

2points

Tài Trần 5 years ago

They have dragons in Indonesia, the komodo ones.

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Sadie Jayne 5 years ago

But only if it is just big enough to hold in your hand!

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Xian Tian 5 years ago

Johny has a lovely writing

24points

Ivo H 5 years ago

Oh my god, right? The 'J'...

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Pat Kraus 5 years ago

Someone needs to tell this kid about all of the animals that are extinct & all of the animals on the brink of extinction due to man. God isn’t making any new animals until we stop killing the animals we have left

5points

Tammy Ralph 5 years ago

How can this be an eight or nine year old's writing?

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JustSomeKid 5 years ago

This kid has better handwritting then me, And I'm 16

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Kath Leen 5 years ago

unicorns

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Inservio Letum 5 years ago

Odd. Two distinct handwriting patterns. Did someone fake child's handwriting and forget to block their muscle memory here and there? ;)

1point

Cindy Richter 5 years ago

Maybe because human destroy everything...

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Magpie 5 years ago

This is why we can't have nice things!!!

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maswartz 5 years ago

We won't even have the old ones soon

1point

Marcellus the Third 5 years ago

"Just all the old ones"? Where's my thylacene and dodo then? And my triceratops. /scoffs/

1point

Reine Watson 5 years ago

Wish my handwriting was this good

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rhyan lumilay 5 years ago

God: I have tried it already my dear Johny but the quality assurance says they didn't met the standards.

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Makayla Bolton 5 years ago

That child has AMAZING handwriting

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Diana Cartwright 5 years ago

What's the point? Humans will kill them all anyway.

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Hufflepuff 5 years ago

maybe a unicorn

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Ute Kowert 5 years ago

Mag es sein, dass Gott den Auftrag, dieses zu ändern, an die Kinder abgegeben hat?

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Magpie 5 years ago

Tribbles ! Neeed tribbles pleeeeese.

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pusheen buttercup 5 years ago

Amazing handwriting

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Adeniji Wasilah 5 years ago

Neat handwriting

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Riddle_Rifle 5 years ago

I'd like to have something in the anthropomorphic family, please. new friends :D

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HANS 5 years ago

It's a family thing.

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Schrödinger's Dog 5 years ago

Future poet.

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Bonny Saxon 5 years ago

I could always use another holiday

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Daria B 5 years ago

This kid knows to ask the important questions. Very smart.

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HANS 5 years ago

Dear Marnie, The devil is in the details.

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Daria B 5 years ago

Smart!

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Parmeisan 5 years ago

Kissing in a church is okay, but according to parents rating The Dragon Prince on the internet, kissing on television is 18A.

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Bonny Saxon 5 years ago

We all know how o-l-d grampa is . . .

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WaffleFryLife 5 years ago

bro Donny's asking the questions we need to know

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Bonny Saxon 5 years ago

Ask your mother! She'll set you straight!

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Bonny Saxon 5 years ago

Accessories are everything

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Ianthez 5 years ago

I actually still wonder about this

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Alaysis De Smedt 5 years ago

wow

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Chicago Kitty 5 years ago

Rob was paying attention in Sunday School!

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Devyn Nagy 5 years ago

Hey, I'm Amearican too!

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Bonny Saxon 5 years ago

Which came first, the chicken or the idea for a chicken?

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Mindy Keys 5 years ago

Why do these all look incredibly fake to me? The penmanship, spelling, even some of the words used. I may be wrong, if so I do apologize.

65points

Terd Fergison 5 years ago

Stay skeptical. I'm very skeptical myself, and I thought the same thing.

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Helen Haley 5 years ago

Yeah, I'm not buying it. These aren't typical 3rd grade sentences. Even well read third graders.

12points

Betina Jørgensen 5 years ago

I totally agree. They all seems to be written by the same person, just with different types of handwriting. Some of the sentences are adult-sayings. It's totally fake

7points

Fixin'Ta 5 years ago

It might be they collected these and typed them up, then later someone re-typed them in handwriting fonts.

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Deborah Johnson 5 years ago

I think they're from the 1950s or 60s. Look at the names. Nobody names their children Nan or Susan or Johnny any more.

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Something 5 years ago

They could have been dictated by the kids and written by the teacher.

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Abigail Shackleton 5 years ago

There are from a book called "Children's Letters To God (I bet you're surprised by that!!). I had it as a child in the 70's. I read it so many times I still remember these letters. s-l1600-5d...83c754.jpg

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Rebekah 5 years ago

At the very least, they don't seem to be currently popular names (not all but some). Not a single one with extra random vowels, or spelled backwards.

2points

Abbey Impson 5 years ago

thought the same thing

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Sheanna Caban 5 years ago

Because they're all fake.

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KatHat 5 years ago

I've read many of these before, some years ago. I think they were probably real originally but have been re-presented here.

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Abigail Shackleton 5 years ago

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guy greej 5 years ago

These really aren't typical 3rd grade sentences, nor the first thing a kid would think to write given that chance? Also heard the girrafe joke before. I would expect something like, "Dear God bless my family and teacher." end

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Jenny Lorenz 5 years ago

I hope these were all from religious schools. And no I'm not athiest. I just don't think religion should be in school unless it's a class about all religions.

27points

Sleepy Panda 5 years ago

Amen (from an atheist)

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Lesley Langlois 5 years ago

I think they're pretty phony myself!! These names haven't been used in 50 years! Such crappy work. Straight from the Brady Bunch...;-D

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Abigail Shackleton 5 years ago

Pretty good guess. They are from a book published in the 70's. It would have been nice if proper credit had of been given to the source.

4points

Reuben Reckless 5 years ago

Really depressing to see all for these kids being brainwashed. I think that Americans main problem is religion. Wake up people!

8points

The Random Merp 5 years ago

Again, what's with all the downvotes? If you guys would like, I have many points on why to believe in Christianity. However, lots of people don't, and I'll respect that. It's just that I don't understand why the pushing of atheism onto Christians is now seen as a good thing, when separation by religion is never good. Could someone enlighten me? I think this is a pretty important topic, and I would love to see other points on it!

4points

The Random Merp 5 years ago

Isabella, sorry, I think that you're missing my point. This comment by Reuben is pushing atheism onto Christians, and that's what a new arising issue is. Pushing any religious belief onto another is wrong. The type of pushing beliefs that you're talking about aren't true to what is said in the Bible. First of all, the Bible says to not 'provoke your children and/or discourage them.' (Colossians 3:21). Depending on the translation, it can say different things, but still ultimately means the same thing. If you have any other questions about the religion, I'm glad to help! There's a lot of misconceptions these days.

2points

The Random Merp 5 years ago

I don't see any issue with people believing what they want to believe. Isn't pushing atheism on Christians the same level of unjust as the issue of pushing Christianity on atheists?

2points

Reuben Reckless 5 years ago

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DarthSadie 5 years ago

Everybody, this is from a book called Children's Letters to God. I read it at my grandparents' house in the 90s

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Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

Yep, you're right. I looked it up and it was published in 1991. I find it kinda satisfying that whether religious, atheist, or inbetween we've all been conned.

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Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

Well hell, here I just thought they were funny for most part. Guess I should have taken the time to analyze the penmanship, spelling, morality, ethics, etc. I did get to enjoy them though.

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Betina Jørgensen 5 years ago

All these seems written by the same person.

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Daria B 5 years ago

Okay, I imagine raging atheists religiously bashing this whole article, but if you go beyond the religious topic, and just look at these questions, these kids surely have interesting ways of thinking going on there. This is really a psychology related article, I think.

4points

Wil Vanderheijden 5 years ago

I think that atheist sooner see the humor of these questions and the wonder of how a child's mind works than the religious fanatics, who have proven to lack any sense of humor.

3points

melissa jordan 5 years ago

Nah, kids don't have these names anymore. Not a single Hayden or Jackson or Ava? Unless someone saved these from 1970 these are made up.

3points

Abigail Shackleton 5 years ago

The book that they are from was originally published in 1966. I had it as a child in the 70's.

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Rose the Cook 5 years ago

Still waiting for an answer to my question in first grade. Who were God's parents?

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Jo Choto 5 years ago

All these kids would be so much better off if they addressed their questions to a sensible adult.

1point

wisdom evee 5 years ago

am i the only one who wonders if before god, everything was black lifeless, until god came and made everything. but if thats true, then where did god come from if space had no life and it was just a empty, lifeless, void?

1point

Daria B 5 years ago

You could ask the same exact question even without the religious motif.

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Beuska 5 years ago

Deserves more upvotes, they are hilarious :)

1point

Fixin'Ta 5 years ago

Aw, this was fun! Thanks, Bored Panda!

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wolf cub snow 5 years ago

some of these are hard to read because they are in cursive writing

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Irene Walton 5 years ago

Beautiful

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Whitney-Blair Beals 5 years ago

I feel like these are all fake. Lol the names? And a lot of them look like the same person wrote them but changed a few things.

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Kristine Phillips 5 years ago

maybe these are from a long time ago?

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Maybeitsraining 5 years ago

I respect religion and culture but does anyone think these are a little bit too much for children? I really don't believe these were written by children and I'm sceptical how they are written...but hey no one will know

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Tim Douglass 5 years ago

Pretty sure I remember most if not all of these from a book back in the 1970s.

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jaysko 5 years ago

Fake af

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Isabel Betancourt 5 years ago

These were too wholesome.

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Riddle_Rifle 5 years ago

i wish i could read this messy cursive better T_T

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Stallone Munana 5 years ago

Awesome kids

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Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago (edited)

Third graders believing in gods is a tragedy, not hilarious at all. It borders on child abuse to tell kids these lies and it could take them a lifetime to get over it.

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The Random Merp 5 years ago

Sorry, could someone please tell me what's with the downvotes? I don't get why people think of religion as lies, then try to force that onto others.

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Lauren Baldwin 5 years ago

Child abuse, really? How is it any different than millions of parents telling kids that Santa, the tooth fairy, and the Easter bunny are real?

4points

The Random Merp 5 years ago

I think that we should let people believe what they want to believe. Forcing the idea of no god into someone is the same as forcing the idea of god onto someone. Freedom of Religion, peeps!

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The Random Merp 5 years ago

Inservio, that isn't the main part of the religion. It's about kindness and love, and how much our God forgives us, despite what wrongdoing we do. The times back then were pretty barbaric, so it doesn't sugarcoat that, is that what you're going on?

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Brad Leccia 5 years ago

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Mindy Keys 5 years ago

Why do these all look incredibly fake to me? The penmanship, spelling, even some of the words used. I may be wrong, if so I do apologize.

65points

Terd Fergison 5 years ago

Stay skeptical. I'm very skeptical myself, and I thought the same thing.

32points

Helen Haley 5 years ago

Yeah, I'm not buying it. These aren't typical 3rd grade sentences. Even well read third graders.

12points

Betina Jørgensen 5 years ago

I totally agree. They all seems to be written by the same person, just with different types of handwriting. Some of the sentences are adult-sayings. It's totally fake

7points

Fixin'Ta 5 years ago

It might be they collected these and typed them up, then later someone re-typed them in handwriting fonts.

6points

Deborah Johnson 5 years ago

I think they're from the 1950s or 60s. Look at the names. Nobody names their children Nan or Susan or Johnny any more.

5points

Something 5 years ago

They could have been dictated by the kids and written by the teacher.

5points

Abigail Shackleton 5 years ago

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Rebekah 5 years ago

At the very least, they don't seem to be currently popular names (not all but some). Not a single one with extra random vowels, or spelled backwards.

2points

Abbey Impson 5 years ago

thought the same thing

2points

Sheanna Caban 5 years ago

Because they're all fake.

1point

KatHat 5 years ago

I've read many of these before, some years ago. I think they were probably real originally but have been re-presented here.

1point

Abigail Shackleton 5 years ago

This comment has been deleted.

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guy greej 5 years ago

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Jenny Lorenz 5 years ago

I hope these were all from religious schools. And no I'm not athiest. I just don't think religion should be in school unless it's a class about all religions.

27points

Sleepy Panda 5 years ago

Amen (from an atheist)

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Lesley Langlois 5 years ago

I think they're pretty phony myself!! These names haven't been used in 50 years! Such crappy work. Straight from the Brady Bunch...;-D

13points

Abigail Shackleton 5 years ago

Pretty good guess. They are from a book published in the 70's. It would have been nice if proper credit had of been given to the source.

4points

Reuben Reckless 5 years ago

Really depressing to see all for these kids being brainwashed. I think that Americans main problem is religion. Wake up people!

8points

The Random Merp 5 years ago

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The Random Merp 5 years ago

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The Random Merp 5 years ago

I don't see any issue with people believing what they want to believe. Isn't pushing atheism on Christians the same level of unjust as the issue of pushing Christianity on atheists?

2points

Reuben Reckless 5 years ago

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DarthSadie 5 years ago

Everybody, this is from a book called Children's Letters to God. I read it at my grandparents' house in the 90s

7points

Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

Yep, you're right. I looked it up and it was published in 1991. I find it kinda satisfying that whether religious, atheist, or inbetween we've all been conned.

2points

Kenny Kulbiski 5 years ago

Well hell, here I just thought they were funny for most part. Guess I should have taken the time to analyze the penmanship, spelling, morality, ethics, etc. I did get to enjoy them though.

4points

Betina Jørgensen 5 years ago

All these seems written by the same person.

4points

Daria B 5 years ago

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Wil Vanderheijden 5 years ago

I think that atheist sooner see the humor of these questions and the wonder of how a child's mind works than the religious fanatics, who have proven to lack any sense of humor.

3points

melissa jordan 5 years ago

Nah, kids don't have these names anymore. Not a single Hayden or Jackson or Ava? Unless someone saved these from 1970 these are made up.

3points

Abigail Shackleton 5 years ago

The book that they are from was originally published in 1966. I had it as a child in the 70's.

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Rose the Cook 5 years ago

Still waiting for an answer to my question in first grade. Who were God's parents?

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Jo Choto 5 years ago

All these kids would be so much better off if they addressed their questions to a sensible adult.

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wisdom evee 5 years ago

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Daria B 5 years ago

You could ask the same exact question even without the religious motif.

3points

Beuska 5 years ago

Deserves more upvotes, they are hilarious :)

1point

Fixin'Ta 5 years ago

Aw, this was fun! Thanks, Bored Panda!

1point

wolf cub snow 5 years ago

some of these are hard to read because they are in cursive writing

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Irene Walton 5 years ago

Beautiful

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Whitney-Blair Beals 5 years ago

I feel like these are all fake. Lol the names? And a lot of them look like the same person wrote them but changed a few things.

0points

Kristine Phillips 5 years ago

maybe these are from a long time ago?

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Maybeitsraining 5 years ago

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Tim Douglass 5 years ago

Pretty sure I remember most if not all of these from a book back in the 1970s.

0points

jaysko 5 years ago

Fake af

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Isabel Betancourt 5 years ago

These were too wholesome.

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Riddle_Rifle 5 years ago

i wish i could read this messy cursive better T_T

0points

Stallone Munana 5 years ago

Awesome kids

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Mewton’s Third Paw 5 years ago (edited)

Third graders believing in gods is a tragedy, not hilarious at all. It borders on child abuse to tell kids these lies and it could take them a lifetime to get over it.

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The Random Merp 5 years ago

Sorry, could someone please tell me what's with the downvotes? I don't get why people think of religion as lies, then try to force that onto others.

5points