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BananaJo 3 years ago

oh no

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Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago

haha! I said thats when i learned about it(sadly, by some messed up kid and not my parents...)

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The "talk" comes at a variety of ages. Some children can wait until they are 10 years old before their curiosity peaks, while others want to know the story when they hit 5 years. It all depends on the inner drive to know things, and the parent's willingness to talk about the topic. And as the thread proves, regardless of the age, all variants of the conversation can end in a funny memory.

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SapphireEatsRocks 3 years ago

OH- OK THEN-

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bon bon (still purple boi) 3 years ago

i woulda moved to another state

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Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago

ooooooh haha! i get it!

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There's also the inherent benefit of talking to your child about sex (regardless of them being on the younger side). For one, they will grow up with the knowledge of what it means, which will likely ease their trips down puberty lane. Additionally, if parents share their experience with a child, it creates a genuine connection between the two, further driving home the point that it's completely natural and not something to be shied away from.

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Haley Brock 3 years ago

HES 7 omg-

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BananaJo 3 years ago

what do they get/ I was never taught that

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Haley Brock 3 years ago

buaahhahahaa thats me as a kid-

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Haley Brock 3 years ago

Asexual right there 😂

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Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago

xD tht must have been weird to know when your 9.

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Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago

._.

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Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago

just give it some time lol

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Haley Brock 3 years ago

😂😂😂

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Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

When you grow up on a farm, those extra-credit questions don't arise too often, in my experience. My fam, we kinda figured it was cows with cows, horses with horses, cats with cats, and th eneighbor's dog with anyone's leg if they stood still. ;-P

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Chris Largent 3 years ago

Sorry, but that's not a babysitter's place (unless the child's parent grants permission) to explain.

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Bender Bending Rodríguez 3 years ago

Why is there blood in toilet from past week's period?

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Shay 3 years ago

People on Twitter like to lie.

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~hUmMuS vIbEs~ 3 years ago

i'm not upvoting that cuz there's 69 and i ain't ruining that

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Nicole ElyseAgain 3 years ago

I can say from using menstrual cups that sometimes when you remove it a drop can splash up under the seat (and since women don't generally lift the seat except to clean, it can go overlooked until you clean the bathroom). Case in point, MY 11 year old came in my room and asked if I was feeling cranky that day. I said, no, not really...why? He proceeded to inform me I'd gotten blood under the toilet seat. Oops. But I have to wipe up his pee before I sit down EVERY day, he should cut me a little slack.

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Ivana Bogdan 3 years ago

Maybe she lied about it(I hope so)? But anyways she is dirty person.

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Vicky Z 3 years ago

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Mr. Derpy Dino 3 years ago

me: nosy little kid.....

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ARandomPerson 3 years ago

love ur profile pic and name derp dino

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AzKhaleesi 3 years ago

so you had a period the last week but there's still blood in the toilet? I am disturbed.

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littlesaresare 3 years ago

...Flush the toilet?

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Sue Prewitt 3 years ago (edited)

You don't flush? Nasty . . . .Plus, it's in the past tense, how long did you leave it there?

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Memere 3 years ago

Ick...I always made sure the toilet was clean before leaving the bathroom. And the used products were well wrapped up in the trash bin.

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Maddy_BobaTea 3 years ago

son: im gonna buy you chocolate? me: oh? were are you gonna get money? son: your purse ^w^

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Adeline Sylvia 3 years ago

"i tell you everything you need to tell me these things" WHAT??

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Curry on... 3 years ago

Was the toilet broke?

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A.J Milne 3 years ago

She had her period last week, why is there still blood in the toilet?

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Leone Buckley 3 years ago

This past week doesn’t mean last week. It means the week they are in- so likely the period is still ongoing.

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Bonnie Sinclair 3 years ago

OK for those commenting about the period being last week read it again... THIS PAST week. For those uninformed, a period can last up to 5 days. So if she is at the end of the week and it is her last day and there was menses in the toilet and he asked when she was on her period she said this past week. I think some of you would have been less confused if she had simply said "For the past few days now."

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eezycheezes101 3 years ago

This is really cute. He really cares!

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Yort 3 years ago

Flush the toilet, wtf

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Azure Adams 3 years ago

Learn how to flush or don't eliminate in front of your kids!! Boundaries!!!!

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RiaDeCatterpillar 3 years ago

everything?...

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Shadow4523 3 years ago

this kid....

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Ginny Weasley 3 years ago

i thought my mom didnt have her period anymore, she hides it very well.

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Legen ( wait for it ) dary 3 years ago

Do we have the same kid ? My kid tells me that too.

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Fred Burrows 3 years ago

Maybe flush, I dunno.

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Debbie 3 years ago

*sigh... sometimes during a heavy flow blood gets up under the seat or splashes up... that might be seen when the seat is lifted by a male standing to pee, but had gone unnoticed up until then...

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Sharon Dean 3 years ago

You don't flush the toilet???? Gah!!

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Don't Look 3 years ago

....what???

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Robert Robi Z 3 years ago

Don't you ever flush the toilet!?

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Osprey 3 years ago

Blood. From last week. Still in the toilet?

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Allison Baker 3 years ago

Sorry do you not flush your toilet?

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youtube viewing only yea 3 years ago

I loove your son keep it up. Im 31 and I dont think I want a kid. But this story made me wish I wanted one

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Izzy_ 3 years ago

Eeeewww why is it still there???

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SapphireEatsRocks 3 years ago

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James penny 3 years ago

Lol

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henlo 3 years ago

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Dark Pearl 3 years ago

Pleasure? That's what people say...

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Stille20 3 years ago

I've seen several of these.....what else have these kid heard from adults that makes them thing their parents are making it up.

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henlo 3 years ago

no god...

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Caroline Driver 3 years ago

I can't remember what age I was, but I do remember asking my mum where babies came from. She was a nurse. She drew diagrams and used the proper names and everything.

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giovanna 3 years ago

My mom did the same, nurse as well. Has always called things by their name and been direct (age appropriate of course, meaning her answers changed according to our age while growing up). But i have always known what menstruation are, how children are born etc.

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Fidgets McGee 3 years ago (edited)

My mom did same (not a nurse) and we promptly shared our new found knowledge with the neighbourhood kids--mom got angry calls from the other moms for blowing their "stork brought the baby" cover lies... (Ealry 80s, Christian neighbourhood)

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Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

Another nurse's kid here. Anatomy book. Color pictures. Medical terminology. By the time she was done (I was ten, I think?) I was ready to vow lifelong abstinence. And that's as a farm kid, and we generally aren't too "sheltered". Nurse-Moms pull no punches!

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Holly Allen 3 years ago (edited)

All of us nurses' kids can explain every single detail by the time we can talk 😂 I apparently passed this juicy info on to my friends complete with demonstrating with my Barbies. Mom got lots of phone calls 😂

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Brielle 3 years ago

Yup my mom did the same. She’s a labor and delivery nurse.... wasn’t that fun of a time.

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Memere 3 years ago

Yep, my mom was a nurse too. Plus we moved to a farm when I was 7 (I'm the oldest of 4 kids), so we learned the 'facts of life' pretty quickly! It's kinda fun to watch piglets being born, but cows - not so much!

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Melanie Fitzpatrick 3 years ago

I was 7. My mom gave me her Nursing Obstetrics text book, complete with photos. She was studying for her RN degree.

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HooowlAtTheMoon 3 years ago

When I learned about how babies were made (at age 6) I was silent for a moment, then I said "That sounds like it hurts. I'm never having a baby." and to this day I am asexual.

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Commander Rex 3 years ago

Asexual gang! Unite!

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Luna 3 years ago

When I asked my daughter, just because I was curious as to what she might say, she thought for a moment then replied, "I think they pop out of Mommy's tummy then hatch out of eggs"😂🤣🤔

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MRSS 3 years ago

OH MY FREAKING GOD, I LOVE YOUR DAUGHTER!! I choked on my coffee from laughing so hard by her comment. Then the actual visual of them popping out as eggs and hatching sent me into hysterical laughter to the point my ABS are killing me right now. This is brilliant

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A 3 years ago

My 4 year old: "I know I used to live in your tummy, but how did I get out? It's not like there's a door"

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Memere 3 years ago

That's how my son phrased it, he was 5 at the time. The mom of one of the other kids at daycare was pregnant & he knew the baby was growing inside the mom's tummy. What was bad was that he asked me while we were driving home in rush hour traffic! Boy, that made for a fun trip!

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Harleen 3 years ago

Our kindergarten teacher did a very basic overview. A little TOO basic. When she talked about females having eggs that come out every month, I was terrified. I thought I was going to start laying eggs like a chicken.

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Marissa Taylor 3 years ago

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Tim Haight 3 years ago

Unfortunately I had parents who told you nothing about how that worked. Few states if any had any kind of sex education. Some places it was illegal to teach about it or veneral diseases. Air Force basic training was the first so called sex ed. I'm male. This class consisted of showing us (there were about 100 of us in the room) a film about mensturation, then passing around contraceptives (like an IUD, a rubber, diagrhram) while the instructor read word for word out of the basic training handbook.

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Tami 3 years ago

They should have also passed out contraceptives!

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Deborah B 3 years ago

My parents were doctors, and we had a VHS called 'An Everyday Miracle' showing a baby developing from fertilization to birth. Nothing about intercourse, but we understood sperm meets egg onwards. The actual sex part seemed much less interesting.

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Heidi Svenson 3 years ago

I remember thinking that you purchased babies when you went to the pediatric ward at the hospital - you know, when they have them all lined up in little see through incubators? And sometimes you would see the "shoppers" (parents) outside the glass as the nurse would lift one of the babies up to show them and they would smile and wave at it and then she would put it back in its little crib. I thought that was just salesmanship. And I distinctly remember my Mom telling me my brother was $7 more than me because he had to be circumsized. (I was about $35).

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Ms.GB 3 years ago

I thought that parents picked out babies like cabbage patch kids also.

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Ms.GB 3 years ago

My mom and dad gave me a book, Where did I come from. My girlfriend and I would flip through it and laugh and she had a book about ancient Greece that had naked people in it. One day one of our friends wrote a note and stuck it in her bag, it said "Bring naked people book tomorrow." Her mom found it when I was over at her house and said "Ok girls no more naked people books!"

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Samantha Cole 3 years ago

When my nephew was about 4 and I was pregnant he asked where babies came from I told him to ask his parents. Then he asked how they get out? And if my son was going to rip through my belly. I said no they don’t do that. Ended up having a c-section so that was fun to explain.

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birdie 3 years ago

my neighbour has a daughter that is about 5 and she just had another baby, a boy. but anyway, after the mother got home from the hospital with the son, she explained child birth to the little girl. a few days later, i was baby sitting and she tells me “i’m never having a baby because it stretches out you BAGINA” i laughed very hard!

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Aragorn II Elessar 3 years ago

Tall y’all under the age of 13 on this site are hilarious

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

Tbh I agree

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Computernaut 3 years ago

I did not care or think about where babies come from at all as a kid, which is odd because I'm normally very curious and like to theorize about stuff. Anyway, then when I was 10 my dad took me out and had "the talk". I was very taken aback and just sat there like "umm... okay...?". I learned about periods a little later, and other bits and pieces fell into place over then next few years.

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Alpine of the IceWings 3 years ago

when i learned about it i thought that the mom had to eat a egg to get pregenant

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a really ugly beet 3 years ago

When I was six I ended up asking my parents to have sex so I could have a little sister. I probably knew a bit much at a very young age so...

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Paul Budhram 3 years ago

I found out by myself

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D C 1 year ago

Being religious we just believed the baby's were brought down by angels when it was the right time to be born. It was a satisfactory explanation. It's satisfactory for my kids too.

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Abby Parker 3 years ago (edited)

When it was the end of the final year of Primary School, all the girls were invited, along with only female relatives, to a talk about periods. I don’t remember but afterwards, I asked my mum, “do you do that?” (Meaning have a period). She said yes and apparently I then paused to consider this and said rather seriously, “I don’t think I’ll bother.” My mum wouldn’t tell me why it was so funny xD

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Barbara Baldwin 3 years ago

No one told me anything. At 14 I thought I was pregnant because a boy kissed me and left drool on my lips

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Nicole ElyseAgain 3 years ago

My son got progressively more details on the matter (in response to his own questions) and when he was about 6 he wanted to know "Okay, but HOW does the sperm get to the egg?" I had no choice but to break the news, and his response was to say, "Ew...that's gross." before leaving the room to go play with his toys.

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AlmightyOne 3 years ago

I learned at about 4 years of age. I identify as bisexual, but I know that I'm always gonna use things like condoms and birth control when I get old enough. Any kids will probably be adopted

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JitkaBlitka 3 years ago

When I learned that babies come from mummy's belly through vagina, I checked everytime I was on the toilet, whether I dropped a baby down there. I was 3 or 4. When my mum found out, she explained that the baby must grow in the womb for some time before it gets out. I learned the "full story" including sex around 6 years and similarly to the stories above I was shocked and couldn't understand how people could do this voluntarily. My kids are 5 and 3 and know very well how do babies come to the world,they know what a period is and why it is, but they haven't asked how do babies get into the womb yet. I am kinda curious about their reaction.

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Scarlett O'Hara's Ghost 3 years ago

8 year old son: "I came outta moms virginia!?"

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𝙸'𝚖𝚊𝚗𝚘𝚘𝚋! 3 years ago

There were a lot of cheeky children in this >:)

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Snake of Eden 3 years ago

As an Asexual myself (NOT aromantic), I can't watch or read anything sexual, but my mind is always ready to crack a "that's what she said" without question.

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Jennie-Lind Normand 3 years ago

When I was in high school I used to babysit for a family, little girl was 2, I went away for my first year of college and during that time they added another little girl to the family. While I was home I would babysit for them as needed. One night I got the baby settled and was playing with the toddler and she begins to wail and hold her stomach. I thought she had a stomach ache so I'm asking questions to see where it hurts when she tells me 'I have a big baby growing in my uterus!'

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Caroline Driver 3 years ago

I can't remember what age I was, but I do remember asking my mum where babies came from. She was a nurse. She drew diagrams and used the proper names and everything.

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giovanna 3 years ago

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Fidgets McGee 3 years ago (edited)

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Leo Domitrix 3 years ago

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Holly Allen 3 years ago (edited)

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Brielle 3 years ago

Yup my mom did the same. She’s a labor and delivery nurse.... wasn’t that fun of a time.

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Memere 3 years ago

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Melanie Fitzpatrick 3 years ago

I was 7. My mom gave me her Nursing Obstetrics text book, complete with photos. She was studying for her RN degree.

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HooowlAtTheMoon 3 years ago

When I learned about how babies were made (at age 6) I was silent for a moment, then I said "That sounds like it hurts. I'm never having a baby." and to this day I am asexual.

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Commander Rex 3 years ago

Asexual gang! Unite!

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Luna 3 years ago

When I asked my daughter, just because I was curious as to what she might say, she thought for a moment then replied, "I think they pop out of Mommy's tummy then hatch out of eggs"😂🤣🤔

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MRSS 3 years ago

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A 3 years ago

My 4 year old: "I know I used to live in your tummy, but how did I get out? It's not like there's a door"

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Memere 3 years ago

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Harleen 3 years ago

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Tami 3 years ago

They should have also passed out contraceptives!

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Deborah B 3 years ago

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Heidi Svenson 3 years ago

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Ms.GB 3 years ago

I thought that parents picked out babies like cabbage patch kids also.

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Ms.GB 3 years ago

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Samantha Cole 3 years ago

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birdie 3 years ago

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Aragorn II Elessar 3 years ago

Tall y’all under the age of 13 on this site are hilarious

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Doggo Froggo 3 years ago

Tbh I agree

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