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There is this saying: ‘Silence is golden unless you have a toddler. In that case silence is very suspicious’, and that’s what these pictures are all about.

We don’t even know what those sneaky little angels are capable of until we see it. Have your kids ever surprised you in this not-very-pleasant but quite funny way? If so, share pictures so everyone can have a laugh!

#1

This Is Why You Shouldn't Leave Your Kids Alone With The Dog

This Is Why You Shouldn't Leave Your Kids Alone With The Dog

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    Feared The Worst When My Marine-Turned-Cop Neighbor Called Me Saying "Come Quick....My Kids....Theres B*Inaudible* Everywhere... Wife's Gone..."

    Feared The Worst When My Marine-Turned-Cop Neighbor Called Me Saying "Come Quick....My Kids....Theres B*Inaudible* Everywhere... Wife's Gone..."

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    #5

    My Son Just Made A Huge Mess. This Is His Just Let Me Explain Face

    My Son Just Made A Huge Mess. This Is His Just Let Me Explain Face

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    #6

    There's No Force More Destructive Than A Toddler Left Alone For 30 Seconds

    There's No Force More Destructive Than A Toddler Left Alone For 30 Seconds

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    #7

    Never Leave Jam Unattended

    Never Leave Jam Unattended

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    #8

    This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Kids Alone With The Dog

    This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Kids Alone With The Dog

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    #9

    When You Lose Track Of Your Toddler For Just Two Seconds

    When You Lose Track Of Your Toddler For Just Two Seconds

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    #10

    My Wife And I Don't 'Like' Our Daughter

    My Wife And I Don't 'Like' Our Daughter

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    #11

    Leave The Kids Alone For One Minute And

    Leave The Kids Alone For One Minute And

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    #12

    I Left My Niece Alone With My Dog For 20 Minutes And Came Back To This

    I Left My Niece Alone With My Dog For 20 Minutes And Came Back To This

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    #13

    Sigh... I Walk Out Of The Room For A Second

    Sigh... I Walk Out Of The Room For A Second

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    Cat Meow
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The satisfied look on the girls face. Perfect. That's like the 101 of How to Put Your Sibling Into Their Rightful Space

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    #14

    Why You Don't Mess With Beanbags

    Why You Don't Mess With Beanbags

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    #15

    Mom, I Got Just A Little Bit Dirty

    Mom, I Got Just A Little Bit Dirty

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    #19

    Doing Creative Work On The Computer

    Doing Creative Work On The Computer

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    FHKW
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't feel so paranoid now about how we locked up everything we didn't want our kid getting into.

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    #20

    I Didn't Do It. It Was The Dog

    I Didn't Do It. It Was The Dog

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    #21

    This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Kids With The Dog

    This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Kids With The Dog

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    #22

    My 2 Year Old Got Caught Opening All Her Lollipops Instead Of Sleeping. The Fake Sleeping With Evidence In Her Hand Was Priceless

    My 2 Year Old Got Caught Opening All Her Lollipops Instead Of Sleeping. The Fake Sleeping With Evidence In Her Hand Was Priceless

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    #23

    When Your Older Brother Babysits

    When Your Older Brother Babysits

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    Lakia Hawkins
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He really wanted to look like dad. At least he was smart enough to not put it directly on his face

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    #25

    Shiniest Kid

    Shiniest Kid

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    #27

    Never Leave A Child And A Bull Terrier Alone In The Same Room

    Never Leave A Child And A Bull Terrier Alone In The Same Room

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    #28

    Our 2-Year-Old Thought The Fireplace Was A Perfectly Acceptable Sandbox

    Our 2-Year-Old Thought The Fireplace Was A Perfectly Acceptable Sandbox

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    #29

    The Kids Woke Up Early To Help Paint The Basement

    The Kids Woke Up Early To Help Paint The Basement

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    #33

    A Silent Toddler Means Trouble. Came Downstairs And Found This

    A Silent Toddler Means Trouble. Came Downstairs And Found This

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    #34

    Checked Up On Him Half Way Through Disney's Cars 2 To Find This

    Checked Up On Him Half Way Through Disney's Cars 2 To Find This

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    #36

    Didn’t Close The Paint Tins Properly... Never Leave Half Open Paint Tins Within Reach Of Aspiring Artists That Happen To Be Two Years Old

    Didn’t Close The Paint Tins Properly... Never Leave Half Open Paint Tins Within Reach Of Aspiring Artists That Happen To Be Two Years Old

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    #37

    A Friend Walked Into Her Nursery To See This

    A Friend Walked Into Her Nursery To See This

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    Hisseefit
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    With 2 cribs, I'm guessing the other guilty one left the scene of the crime.

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    #40

    Don’t Expect To Be Able To Shave Tomorrow

    Don’t Expect To Be Able To Shave Tomorrow

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    Pamela Grove
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have a question. I have looked at multiple pages of kids painting themselves or something at this point. Do parents NOT teach their kids to leave items that don't belong to them alone? When three years old I got the brilliant idea of using my mother's lipstick to decorate the bathroom wall. She handed me a wet sponge and a can of Comet and said. You made the mess, you clean it up. She said I wiped a while and I cried a while. It took me hours to clean it. I'm sure she did additional cleaning after I was in bed. After all, there is only so much ability a three year old has. For the REST of my life, now 53 years later, I have NEVER drawn or written on any wall or ANY item I shouldn't have. That's all it took, I had to clean my own mess. How many of these parents made their kids even help clean the mess? How much you want to bet some percentage of parents actually MADE the mess to do an internet posting? Isn't there a Clorox commercial like that?

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    #41

    Never Leave Your Children Alone With A Bean Bag In The Summer When You’ve Just Been Talking About How Long It Is Until The Winter Snow… Look Daddy We’ve Made Summer Snow!

    Never Leave Your Children Alone With A Bean Bag In The Summer When You’ve Just Been Talking About How Long It Is Until The Winter Snow… Look Daddy We’ve Made Summer Snow!

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    Heather Mullen
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    bean bags are dangerous for kids, they can coke on the styrofoam if they inhale it.

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    #42

    I Left My 7-year Old Daughter Unattended For 10 Minutes To Make Dinner. Big Mistake

    I Left My 7-year Old Daughter Unattended For 10 Minutes To Make Dinner. Big Mistake

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    #44

    Made Coloured Crepes With My Kids This Weekend, And Returned To Work On Monday. Got A Text From My Husband With These Pictures And The Statement, 'You Didn’t Put The Food Colouring Back After The Crepes'

    Made Coloured Crepes With My Kids This Weekend, And Returned To Work On Monday. Got A Text From My Husband With These Pictures And The Statement, 'You Didn’t Put The Food Colouring Back After The Crepes'

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    Dakota Zayat
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yoooo that's like impossible to remove out of skin for like a few days or week 😳

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    #47

    Have Kids They Said, It'll Be Fun, They Said...

    Have Kids They Said, It'll Be Fun, They Said...

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    #48

    He Was The Only One Laughing

    He Was The Only One Laughing

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    #52

    Started From The Bottom Now We're Here

    Started From The Bottom Now We're Here

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    Dakota Zayat
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Step 1:complete Step 2: break windshield Step 3: *in creepy deep voice* GOD KNOWS

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    #54

    They Are In So Much Trouble

    They Are In So Much Trouble

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    FHKW
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need FBI profilers who can tell us what the kids are thinking when they do this.

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    #55

    Potty Is Still Too Complicated

    Potty Is Still Too Complicated

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    #57

    Daughter's Been Silent For 5 Minutes. Went To Investigate

    Daughter's Been Silent For 5 Minutes. Went To Investigate

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    #59

    When You Discover The New Artwork On Your Daughter's Wall

    When You Discover The New Artwork On Your Daughter's Wall

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    #60

    Yes, We Went Out In Public Like This. Yes, I Gave Up Caring A Long Time Ago

    Yes, We Went Out In Public Like This. Yes, I Gave Up Caring A Long Time Ago

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    #62

    Left My 9 Month Old In Her Room Alone To Play While I Brushed My Teeth. Needless To Say I Ran For The Camera. Poor Uno

    Left My 9 Month Old In Her Room Alone To Play While I Brushed My Teeth. Needless To Say I Ran For The Camera. Poor Uno

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    #63

    Feeding The Dog While Mama Slept… The Beagle Had Eaten So Much, She Stopped Eating, Which For A Beagle, Is Almost Unheard Of

    Feeding The Dog While Mama Slept… The Beagle Had Eaten So Much, She Stopped Eating, Which For A Beagle, Is Almost Unheard Of

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    #64

    Silence Is Golden. Unless You Have A Toddler. Then It Is Suspicious

    Silence Is Golden. Unless You Have A Toddler. Then It Is Suspicious

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    #65

    He Was Only Playing Outside Nicely

    He Was Only Playing Outside Nicely

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    #66

    Well, It's More Convenient Like That

    Well, It's More Convenient Like That

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    #67

    Just Redecorating The Bathroom

    Just Redecorating The Bathroom

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    i 8 pi
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They look so focused, I wonder what their next masterpiece holds.

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    #68

    And Meanwhile In Southamlandia, The Wild Quincy Beast Can Be Seen In His Natural Habitat

    And Meanwhile In Southamlandia, The Wild Quincy Beast Can Be Seen In His Natural Habitat

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    #69

    That Innocent Smile

    That Innocent Smile

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    #71

    Flour Kids

    Flour Kids

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    #73

    While I Was On A Long Phone Call... She Unpacked The New Water Crayons I Bought

    While I Was On A Long Phone Call... She Unpacked The New Water Crayons I Bought

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    #74

    Lovely Child

    Lovely Child

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    #75

    My 7 Year-Old Decided He Needed To Know What Was Inside His Overstuffed Feather Pillow

    My 7 Year-Old Decided He Needed To Know What Was Inside His Overstuffed Feather Pillow

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    #76

    Nesquik Dust Storm Caused By 2 Little Tornadoes

    Nesquik Dust Storm Caused By 2 Little Tornadoes

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    Pulkit Saraf
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a broom in the picture. Did you clean a little and then decide this should be photographed

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    #77

    Permanent Marker, Zit Cream, And Nail Polish. We’re So Proud

    Permanent Marker, Zit Cream, And Nail Polish. We’re So Proud

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    #78

    I Thought She Was Having Quiet Time... Turns Out She Was Taking Colouring To A Whole New Level

    I Thought She Was Having Quiet Time... Turns Out She Was Taking Colouring To A Whole New Level

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    #80

    My Girls Decided That Purple And Orange Paint Would Look Really Great On Them And The Floor

    My Girls Decided That Purple And Orange Paint Would Look Really Great On Them And The Floor

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    #81

    New Tub Of Desitin + New Tub Of Vaseline + New Container Of Powder + Extra Long 'Nap'= Reminder To Get A Tubal Ligation

    New Tub Of Desitin + New Tub Of Vaseline + New Container Of Powder + Extra Long 'Nap'= Reminder To Get A Tubal Ligation

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    #82

    So The Twins Were Quietly Playing With Their Blocks I Thought

    So The Twins Were Quietly Playing With Their Blocks I Thought

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    #83

    Noticed The House Was Quiet. Then Found Him In My Room

    Noticed The House Was Quiet. Then Found Him In My Room

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    #84

    The Friendly Frog Green Paint Looked So Great On The Kids’ Bedroom Wall, They Decided To Add A Few Touch Ups To Our Bedroom Wall

    The Friendly Frog Green Paint Looked So Great On The Kids’ Bedroom Wall, They Decided To Add A Few Touch Ups To Our Bedroom Wall

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    Tiny Dynamine
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pamela, let me help you here... Maybe they didn't have paint on their thumbs... and... that's about it, really.

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    #86

    Since Early Childhood, I Have Had An Intense Fear Of Everything Clown - From The Circus Variety To Jesters And Mimes. So Try To Imagine My Terror When I Walked In To My Daughter’s Bedroom And Discovered Her Like This

    Since Early Childhood, I Have Had An Intense Fear Of Everything Clown - From The Circus Variety To Jesters And Mimes. So Try To Imagine My Terror When I Walked In To My Daughter’s Bedroom And Discovered Her Like This

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    #87

    Caught Red Handed. And Footed. And Legged. And Bodied. And...

    Caught Red Handed. And Footed. And Legged. And Bodied. And...

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    #88

    Loves To Brush His Teeth And, Um, Legs

    Loves To Brush His Teeth And, Um, Legs

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    #91

    What Baby Powder, And 5 Mins With No One Watching Will Do

    What Baby Powder, And 5 Mins With No One Watching Will Do

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    #92

    Proud Little Angel

    Proud Little Angel

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    Katie Rogers
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL this is how my daughter will look at me if I catch her getting into something. Cute

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    #93

    When Your Child And Your Dog Disappear Upstairs For An Hour, You Should Totally Be Suspicious

    When Your Child And Your Dog Disappear Upstairs For An Hour, You Should Totally Be Suspicious

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    #95

    We Thought He Was Taking A Nap, Instead He Found Daddy’s Stash Of Cuban Cigars

    We Thought He Was Taking A Nap, Instead He Found Daddy’s Stash Of Cuban Cigars

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    karin s.
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you are lucky that he only crushed them and didn´t eat them.

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    #96

    When The Kids Find The Plastic Bag Storage

    When The Kids Find The Plastic Bag Storage

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    #97

    My Friend's Son And His Canine Accomplice Got Into The Kitchen Cabinet

    My Friend's Son And His Canine Accomplice Got Into The Kitchen Cabinet

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    #98

    Greasy Twins

    Greasy Twins

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    #99

    My 2-Year-Old Got Ahold Of A Sharpie And Wrote All Over My Melamine-Wrapped (Can’t Be Painted) Master Bathroom Vanity

    My 2-Year-Old Got Ahold Of A Sharpie And Wrote All Over My Melamine-Wrapped (Can’t Be Painted) Master Bathroom Vanity

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    #100

    When You Go Downstairs And Find Your Kids Have Made " A Limbo Cave" Out Of One Of Their Closets

    When You Go Downstairs And Find Your Kids Have Made " A Limbo Cave" Out Of One Of Their Closets

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    #101

    Working On Her Beauty Routine

    Working On Her Beauty Routine

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    Cleaning Up

    Cleaning Up

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    Amy Quintard
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    in before Pam Grove talks about the dangerous chemical residue that might be left on your counter from cleaners and how injection could result in death!!!

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    #103

    That One Time My Daughter Drew All Over Your New Sheets With Permanent Marker. And Then Posed Proudly On It

    That One Time My Daughter Drew All Over Your New Sheets With Permanent Marker. And Then Posed Proudly On It

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    white widow
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    hei, you got a new model, they're not plain boring blank anymore...

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    #105

    This Is What I Came Back To After A Quick Trip To Do Some Laundry In The Other Room. And Yes, There Is Another Child In There Somewhere

    This Is What I Came Back To After A Quick Trip To Do Some Laundry In The Other Room. And Yes, There Is Another Child In There Somewhere

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    Dane Pearson
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeez Pamela Grove, just go home if you don't want to play with us! You are the least fun person on here!

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    #106

    See How Pretty. Playing Dress Up With Aunt's Stuff Is The Worst!

    See How Pretty. Playing Dress Up With Aunt's Stuff Is The Worst!

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    #107

    A Tub Of Country Crock All Over Him And The Laundry Room. Thankfully His Twin Was In Bed And Didn’t Get Involved In This One

    A Tub Of Country Crock All Over Him And The Laundry Room. Thankfully His Twin Was In Bed And Didn’t Get Involved In This One

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    #110

    Kid Likes To Get His Hands (And face) Dirty

    Kid Likes To Get His Hands (And face) Dirty

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    #111

    He Was A Bit Too Quiet... Is This What Parents Of 90s Babies Feared?

    He Was A Bit Too Quiet... Is This What Parents Of 90s Babies Feared?

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For the younger audience. Cassette tapes had two wheels (reels) of magnetic tape that stored audio. When the tape was removed from the cassette you get the picture above. Next up on old guy describes a thing...

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    #112

    Painting With Acrylic Paints, Left For A Minute To Help Son In Washroom. Returned To This

    Painting With Acrylic Paints, Left For A Minute To Help Son In Washroom. Returned To This

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    #113

    My Daughter Got A Hold Of My Liquid Eyeliner

    My Daughter Got A Hold Of My Liquid Eyeliner

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    #115

    When You Kick The Kids Out Of The Kitchen When Getting Dinner Ready, And The Big One Grabs A Bag Of Pretzels You Walk Out To This

    When You Kick The Kids Out Of The Kitchen When Getting Dinner Ready, And The Big One Grabs A Bag Of Pretzels You Walk Out To This

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    #117

    This Is Pretty Much How Tommy Ends Up Looking After Any Meal With A Tomato Based Sauce

    This Is Pretty Much How Tommy Ends Up Looking After Any Meal With A Tomato Based Sauce

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    #118

    What A Beautiful Smile

    What A Beautiful Smile

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    #119

    Dying Easter Eggs With Shaving Cream...

    Dying Easter Eggs With Shaving Cream...

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    #120

    I Was Doing Dishes And Looked Over To See My 1 Year Old Had Ripped Up The Keys To My Laptop

    I Was Doing Dishes And Looked Over To See My 1 Year Old Had Ripped Up The Keys To My Laptop

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    #123

    They Made Themselves “Snowmen”. This Took Weeks To Clean Up

    They Made Themselves “Snowmen”. This Took Weeks To Clean Up

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    #127

    They Said You Could Put Nutella On Anything!

    They Said You Could Put Nutella On Anything!

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    #128

    Tea Party With Camille Our Cat

    Tea Party With Camille Our Cat

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    #129

    30 Seconds Of My Inattention Was All It Took For My 16 Month Old Son To Smear A Bowl Full Of Rice Pudding Into My Laptop

    30 Seconds Of My Inattention Was All It Took For My 16 Month Old Son To Smear A Bowl Full Of Rice Pudding Into My Laptop

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    #130

    Kid Just Wanted A More Natural Terrain

    Kid Just Wanted A More Natural Terrain

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    #131

    For Just 10 Minutes Of Being Lonely They Healed Themselves And All Sofas In Living Room With Sudocream, Cream Under Diaper, Made To Be Water Resistance

    For Just 10 Minutes Of Being Lonely They Healed Themselves And All Sofas In Living Room With Sudocream, Cream Under Diaper, Made To Be Water Resistance

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    #132

    I Go To Scrub Her Bathtub, That Had Gotten Ruined When She Painted Herself. While I’m Scrubbing, I Hear, 'Momma, I Colouring' This Is Stage Makeup. Love The Look On Her Face

    I Go To Scrub Her Bathtub, That Had Gotten Ruined When She Painted Herself. While I’m Scrubbing, I Hear, 'Momma, I Colouring' This Is Stage Makeup. Love The Look On Her Face

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    #133

    Me: What Did You Do? Roman: I Warpainted

    Me: What Did You Do? Roman: I Warpainted

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    #134

    Why A Bathroom Break Is Not Allowed When You Have A Toddler.

    Why A Bathroom Break Is Not Allowed When You Have A Toddler.

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    #135

    She Didn't Want To Eat The Food I Gave Her. So I Gave It To The Dog. I Came Back To This

    She Didn't Want To Eat The Food I Gave Her. So I Gave It To The Dog. I Came Back To This

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    Anita Logan-Nicoll
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    LOL kid is too cute... she'll eat worse than that before she is grown! and Pamela Grove, where did you ever hear that dogs should never have anything tomato? only the plant and leaves contain things dangerous to the dog, the ripe tomato itself is a healthy and delicious treat! check your facts and give the pontificating a rest :)

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    #136

    Sneaking Into Moms Room While She's In The Bathroom- Steals All The Pillows And Blankets, And Puts In My Ear Plugs So He "Didn't Have To Hear Mommy Get Upset"

    Sneaking Into Moms Room While She's In The Bathroom- Steals All The Pillows And Blankets, And Puts In My Ear Plugs So He "Didn't Have To Hear Mommy Get Upset"

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    #137

    What Are Bowls

    What Are Bowls

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    Wyndmere
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just a little extra snap, crackle, pop in your day.... You're welcome.

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    #138

    Came Downstairs From Getting The Baby To These 2 Naked Ladies, Dumping Steel Cut Oats On The Floor, Toys, Couch, And Themselves

    Came Downstairs From Getting The Baby To These 2 Naked Ladies, Dumping Steel Cut Oats On The Floor, Toys, Couch, And Themselves

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    #139

    Thought He Was Eating Lunch...

    Thought He Was Eating Lunch...

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    #140

    Apparently My 2-Year-Old Decided To 'Make' Eggs On Our New Area Rug

    Apparently My 2-Year-Old Decided To 'Make' Eggs On Our New Area Rug

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    #141

    If My Thoughts Had Vocalised I Would Have Needed To Use The Stuffing For My Mouth

    If My Thoughts Had Vocalised I Would Have Needed To Use The Stuffing For My Mouth

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    #143

    At Least It Was Washable

    At Least It Was Washable

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    #144

    (This Was Me) Guess I Was Hungry

    (This Was Me) Guess I Was Hungry

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    #145

    Helpie Mchelperson Was Helping Us Pack Because We Were Moving

    Helpie Mchelperson Was Helping Us Pack Because We Were Moving

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    Wyndmere
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Gotta label everything correctly for the movers, ya know.

    #146

    Oh Yay Me! The Girls Were Being Sweet Angels Playing So Nicely Together In The Other Room And Now I Know Why!

    Oh Yay Me! The Girls Were Being Sweet Angels Playing So Nicely Together In The Other Room And Now I Know Why!

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    #147

    I Open The Door To Wake Up My 2 Year Old From A Nap And This Is What I Found. Worst Part Was The Statically Charged Styrofoam Particles That Refused Many Attempts To Be Cleaned Up

    I Open The Door To Wake Up My 2 Year Old From A Nap And This Is What I Found. Worst Part Was The Statically Charged Styrofoam Particles That Refused Many Attempts To Be Cleaned Up

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    Wiz Allred
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    future note. spray everything down with "Static Guard", then vacuum. (yeah, this is the voice of experience)

    #148

    It Was Sooo Good

    It Was Sooo Good

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    7 years ago

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    He's already had waaaay too much. Please talk to your child's pediatrician and a nutritionist about a better diet for this young one before he develops life-long weight issues and poor eating habits. Also, child proof locks on the fridge, freezer, pantry, and shelves where food is stored will be helpful.

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    #149

    Soooo... This Happened While I Squeezed In My Workout

    Soooo... This Happened While I Squeezed In My Workout

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    #150

    No Snow? Why Not Try A Dirt Angel Then

    No Snow? Why Not Try A Dirt Angel Then

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Cool design. - Get a large white board, coat with spray on glue, let your little artist do it again. Lift child off board, tilt board to remove excess. Sell original abstract for extra income. Repeat.

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    #151

    Set The Table, Kids, It's Time To Feast!

    Set The Table, Kids, It's Time To Feast!

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    #152

    This Is Why I Don't Like It When My Kids Are Quiet

    This Is Why I Don't Like It When My Kids Are Quiet

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    #153

    Taking My Dog Hiking When I Realized Why My Daughter Had Him Locked In The Bathroom With Her Last Week

    Taking My Dog Hiking When I Realized Why My Daughter Had Him Locked In The Bathroom With Her Last Week

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She did a great job... wish I could "stay inside the lines" like this.

    #154

    What Happens When My Niece Is Left Alone For 10 Minutes

    What Happens When My Niece Is Left Alone For 10 Minutes

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    #156

    Found Ghost, Thought It Was Blood, Remembered I Just Gave The Kids Juice. I Was Making Lunch

    Found Ghost, Thought It Was Blood, Remembered I Just Gave The Kids Juice. I Was Making Lunch

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    #157

    Food Dye Is Fun In The Car

    Food Dye Is Fun In The Car

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    #158

    How Long Was That Child Left Alone For In Order For Them To Do That. Well, Now That I Am A Mom, I Have The Answer To That Question. About 15 Seconds

    How Long Was That Child Left Alone For In Order For Them To Do That. Well, Now That I Am A Mom, I Have The Answer To That Question. About 15 Seconds

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    #159

    No One Knew Where My Cousin Went

    No One Knew Where My Cousin Went

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    #161

    My Children Prepping For War

    My Children Prepping For War

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    #162

    All Moisturised And Sofl

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    #163

    It's Flour... I Swear

    It's Flour... I Swear

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    #164

    "Silence Is Golden... Unless You Have A Toddler. Then It Is Very Suspicious"

    "Silence Is Golden... Unless You Have A Toddler. Then It Is Very Suspicious"

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    #165

    Coco Pops Taste Better Off The Floor According To This Little Lady

    Coco Pops Taste Better Off The Floor According To This Little Lady

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    #167

    When You Leave The Room For 2 Minutes And Your Toddler Decides The Milk Belongs In His Kitchen

    When You Leave The Room For 2 Minutes And Your Toddler Decides The Milk Belongs In His Kitchen

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    #168

    Wondered Why My Kids Were Being So Quiet In Their Room

    Wondered Why My Kids Were Being So Quiet In Their Room

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    #170

    Busted With The Cream

    Busted With The Cream

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    Lindy Mac
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK PARENTS!!! I HAVE THE SOLUTION TO THIS CREAM PROBLEM!!! Just get nasty smelling cream and they will stay way from it. You are welcome. Can't help with the Nutella, sorry.

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    #171

    When You Leave Them Outside With Their Father For 5 Minutes...

    When You Leave Them Outside With Their Father For 5 Minutes...

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    #172

    I Wanted To Be A Mummy

    I Wanted To Be A Mummy

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    #173

    Seriously????

    Seriously????

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    Wyndmere
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Face powder? Time to add some bright pops of color to the decorating scheme. - How about terracotta?

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    #174

    Say A Little Prayer For Me

    Say A Little Prayer For Me

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    #175

    Why Draw On The Paper When You Can Draw On Yourself?

    Why Draw On The Paper When You Can Draw On Yourself?

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    #176

    Can't Leave These Two Alone For 5 Mins

    Can't Leave These Two Alone For 5 Mins

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    #177

    When You Accidentally Leave Flour Outside

    When You Accidentally Leave Flour Outside

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    #178

    Oh, What's In This Bag Hidden Behind This Big Cabinet? I Have Lots Of Toys, But Something In A Mysterious Bag Must Be Found Out. Paint!

    Oh, What's In This Bag Hidden Behind This Big Cabinet? I Have Lots Of Toys, But Something In A Mysterious Bag Must Be Found Out. Paint!

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    #179

    Wasn't Me

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    Megan Curl
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    OK, so what is the white powder!?!?!? Because I'd assume it's Comet right in there next to the laundry detergent, toilet cleaner and other cleaners. Seriously? Not at all funny. Not. One. Bit.

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    #180

    An Here I Was Thinking They Were Picking Up There Toys, How Wrong I Was

    An Here I Was Thinking They Were Picking Up There Toys, How Wrong I Was

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    #182

    Apparently My 2yo Thought My Window Smelled Bad 😂

    Apparently My 2yo Thought My Window Smelled Bad 😂

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    #183

    This Is What Happens When You Leave Your Children Alone With Their Children. He Cried When She Took Him Down.

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    #184

    I Have No Idea What They Were Doing, But They Were Pleased With It.

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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hee hee, reminds me of my girls when they were little. Weirdest little weirdos ever! The best!

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    #185

    "i'm A Tiger!" In Sharpie....

    "i'm A Tiger!" In Sharpie....

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    #187

    My Daughter's Idea Of "painting Her Nails"

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    #188

    Why Keep The Sand In The Tray When I Can Spread It Over The Rug While Mummy Gets Me Some Juice!

    Why Keep The Sand In The Tray When I Can Spread It Over The Rug While Mummy Gets Me Some Juice!

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    #190

    Serves Me Right Leaving It For A Minute Whilst Going To The Bathroom! Selfie

    Serves Me Right Leaving It For A Minute Whilst Going To The Bathroom! Selfie

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    #191

    As Soon As She Steped Out.

    As Soon As She Steped Out.

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    Wyndmere
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Either a future gard3ner, or a mud wrestler. Which will she choose?

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    #192

    Just Several Minute In Another Room.......:d

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    #193

    This Is What Happens When You Leave The Bathroom Door Open

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    💖 Stacy Rae 💖
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The one on our right looks like he's balding from the cream in his hair!

    #194

    Turn Around Then The Pant Were Off

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    #196

    Aspiring To Be A Graffiti Artist? I Don't Think I'll Get My Deposit Back!

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    Wyndmere
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make a scene with birds and a black bear out of it and charge them for the artwork.

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    #197

    When The Kids And The Friends Get Too Quiet

    When The Kids And The Friends Get Too Quiet

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    Christel von Shelton
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    5 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope, this is a fake picture. Look at the boxes, they are all empty and some are even 2 or 3 boxes in there. Who buys this amount of food AND what bothers me most, where is the food?? Little kids can't open the boxes that way!! - Sorry, but this is the second picture of all the posts I don't believe.

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    #198

    She Was White Before We Left Her Alone!

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    #199

    Left Him In A Different Room With His Sister's. Came Back 2 Minutes Later Asked Dad Where He Was Said With The Girls.... Girls Were Outside This Is What I Found. Seriously Never Renovate If You Have Kids. Like Ever Deal With The Crappy Broken Crap He Was Standing In The Mud Bucket Literally Standing In It.....

    Left Him In A Different Room With His Sister's. Came Back 2 Minutes Later Asked Dad Where He Was Said With The Girls.... Girls Were Outside This Is What I Found. Seriously Never Renovate If You Have Kids. Like Ever Deal With The Crappy Broken Crap He Was Standing In The Mud Bucket Literally Standing In It.....

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    Victoria Pietsch
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please tell me your kids will learn to write better than this when they are older.

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    #200

    It Literally Took Me 1 Minute To Throw Clothes In The Washer.. 1 Minute..

    It Literally Took Me 1 Minute To Throw Clothes In The Washer.. 1 Minute..

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    #201

    2yr Old +9 Month Old German Shepherd + Left Alone For 5minutes = Baking Soda Snow Storm.

    2yr Old +9 Month Old German Shepherd + Left Alone For 5minutes = Baking Soda Snow Storm.

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    #202

    5 Year Old Hosted Barbie Jacuzzi Party With Whiskey. 1

    5 Year Old Hosted Barbie Jacuzzi Party With Whiskey. 1

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    #203

    This Is What Happens When You Fall Asleep While Playing Legos With Your Older Brothers.

    This Is What Happens When You Fall Asleep While Playing Legos With Your Older Brothers.

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    #204

    I Thought They Were Past This Stage, I Thought Wrong. At Least They Are Actually Getting Along So That's A Plus Right .

    I Thought They Were Past This Stage, I Thought Wrong. At Least They Are Actually Getting Along So That's A Plus Right .

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    #205

    Toddler With A Stuffy Nose...

    Toddler With A Stuffy Nose...

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    #206

    Kids And Lotion

    Kids And Lotion

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    #207

    This Has Happened To Every Parent, Right?

    This Has Happened To Every Parent, Right?

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    #208

    This Is What Happens When There Aren't Chaperones!

    This Is What Happens When There Aren't Chaperones!

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    #209

    Graffiti Kids 🤷🏼‍♀️

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    Luck Yeah
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    7 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Real reason why Adam and Eve were kicked out of the Garden of Eden

    #210

    Never Too Early To Prevent Wrinkles. Diaper Rash Cream's Gotta Work.

    Never Too Early To Prevent Wrinkles. Diaper Rash Cream's Gotta Work.

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    #211

    I Couldn't Get Mad At Her, She Was Too Cute.

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    #212

    Put Laundry Away And He Found The Nesquik.

    Put Laundry Away And He Found The Nesquik.

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    #213

    Left My Two Year Old Alone For 5 Minutes And He Redecorated The Fish Tank... Yes, Those Are Socks..

    Left My Two Year Old Alone For 5 Minutes And He Redecorated The Fish Tank... Yes, Those Are Socks..

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    #215

    I Only Went To The Bathroom... (it's Frosting, Relax)

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    #217

    Playing In The Dog Crate Gone Bad!

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    #218

    Our Nephews, The Ring Bearers (my Sister's Boy And My Sister-in-law's Boy) After The Wedding Rehearsal. They Found One Of The Gifts That Had Been Sent And "helped" Unpack It While The Grownups Were Getting Food Ready...(1999).

    Our Nephews, The Ring Bearers (my Sister's Boy And My Sister-in-law's Boy) After The Wedding Rehearsal. They Found One Of The Gifts That Had Been Sent And "helped" Unpack It While The Grownups Were Getting Food Ready...(1999).

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    #219

    This Literally Took 10 Seconds. And This Is Why We Paint Outside.

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    #220

    Just Went To The Bathroom...came Out And He Was In To The Baby Powder!!

    Just Went To The Bathroom...came Out And He Was In To The Baby Powder!!

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    #221

    Went To The Bathroom And He Stole My Jelly Doughnut

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    #222

    My Lipstick... Perfect Shirt Choice For This Day

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    #223

    Our Cute Food Thief Chicken Wings, Daddy's Donut And My Cake. So Proud Of Herself!

    Our Cute Food Thief Chicken Wings, Daddy's Donut And My Cake. So Proud Of Herself!

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    #224

    I Was Upstairs Feeding My Newborn Daughter And Her Brother, 3 Years Old, Wanted Strawberry Milk And Made It Himself! Looks Like A Crime Scene!

    I Was Upstairs Feeding My Newborn Daughter And Her Brother, 3 Years Old, Wanted Strawberry Milk And Made It Himself! Looks Like A Crime Scene!

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    #225

    When You Go To The Bathroom By Yourself For 3 Minutes Without Your 1yr Old.

    When You Go To The Bathroom By Yourself For 3 Minutes Without Your 1yr Old.

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    #227

    When The Sugar High Crash Is To Much While Watching A Movie.

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    #228

    This Has Happened To Every Parent, Right?

    This Has Happened To Every Parent, Right?

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    #229

    Where Did The Flour Go?

    Where Did The Flour Go?

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    #230

    He Wanted Mascara... He Used White Out. Fyi, Mk Eye Make Up Removed Removed It!

    He Wanted Mascara... He Used White Out. Fyi, Mk Eye Make Up Removed Removed It!

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    #231

    Had To Explain To Daycare It Wasn't A Rash... She Was Stained By The Lipstick

    Had To Explain To Daycare It Wasn't A Rash... She Was Stained By The Lipstick

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    #232

    Dad Said He Would Watch Them.... Dirt From Potted Plant Everywhere Including The Toilet.

    Dad Said He Would Watch Them.... Dirt From Potted Plant Everywhere Including The Toilet.

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    #233

    When You Are Trying To Potty Train Your Kid And You Leave Them Alone For 2 Minutes.

    When You Are Trying To Potty Train Your Kid And You Leave Them Alone For 2 Minutes.

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    #234

    Thought It Was Good Idea To Give Her Markers While I Unloaded Groceries

    Thought It Was Good Idea To Give Her Markers While I Unloaded Groceries

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    #235

    Tomatoes Go On The Nose Right?

    Tomatoes Go On The Nose Right?

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    #236

    Be Sure All The Bubbles Are Gone Before You Leave A 2 Year Old Alone In The Kitchen

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    #237

    I Didn't Know She Could Climb On The Chairs.

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    #238

    My Daughter Watched Me Painting And Thought She Would Create Her Own Masterpiece

    My Daughter Watched Me Painting And Thought She Would Create Her Own Masterpiece

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    #239

    Stepped Out To Change A Diaper And Came Back To The Girls Having Used All The Sugar Candies

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    #240

    Thought They'd Make A Head Start With The Baking

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    #241

    Vaseline.....now Imagine How Difficult It Was To Carry Him Up To The Bathtub!

    Vaseline.....now Imagine How Difficult It Was To Carry Him Up To The Bathtub!

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    #242

    Kid Forts Have Come A Long Way... This One Has A Weapons Cache, A Fan, Carpet, Furniture, Interior Lighting And Wall Art.

    Kid Forts Have Come A Long Way... This One Has A Weapons Cache, A Fan, Carpet, Furniture, Interior Lighting And Wall Art.

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    #243

    Found The Colourstay Lipstick

    Found The Colourstay Lipstick

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    #244

    First Time She Fed Herself

    First Time She Fed Herself

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