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The game of love is really as tough as trying to survive alone in the desert without Bear Grylls commanding you and watching over you. In fact, there is absolutely no help in this game, and all you have to rely on is your wits, your aptness for understanding people, and even on the way you look, for Chrissakes! And while we also can't offer any substantial help with catching your big fish, we can at least guide you to the right path in making that elusive perfect first impression. How, you ask? Easy - with this list of cheesy pick-up lines!

And while you're probably thinking right now that lame pick-up lines are the worst, and it's the same as no help at all, hear us out. These silly pick-up lines are actually very tasteful and adorable - and no one will think your sense of humor is stale when you deliver one of these cute pick-up lines! Trust us on this one! Also, these impressive quotes come from all around the internet, and we all know that the internet is the most reliable source of dating advice. Well, kind of. 

Are you verging on being convinced that these funny pick-up lines are all you need to up your dating game? Either way, check them out below and give the ones that you've liked the best your vote! Also, it would be nice of you to share this inspirational article with anyone in need of such help.

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “I would flirt with you, but I'd rather seduce you with my awkwardness.”

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“You’re so beautiful that you made me forget my pickup line.”

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“If beauty was a grain of sand, you’d be a thousand beaches.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “I hope our love will be like the number Pi: irrational and endless!”

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“I’m not trying to impress you or anything, but… I’m Batman!”

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“If I were to ask you out on a date, would your answer be the same as the answer to this question?”

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“If I were a cat I'd spend all 9 lives with you.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “You look so familiar. Didn’t we take a class together? I could’ve sworn we had chemistry.”

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“Hey, my name’s Microsoft. Can I crash at your place tonight?”

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“Can I borrow a kiss? I promise I’ll give it back.”

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“I’d say God bless you, but it looks like he already has!”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Girl, if God made anything prettier than you, I hope he kept it for himself.”

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#13

“We’re not socks, but I think we’d make a great pair.”

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“Are you good at math? Can you replace my X without asking Y?”

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“Your eyes are like IKEA. I'm totally lost in them.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “I ought to complain to Spotify for you not being named this week’s hottest single.”

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“When I look in your eyes, I see a very kind soul.”

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“It’s a good thing I have my library card, because I am totally checking you out.”

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“My favorite word is ‘menu.’ Because it has me-n-u.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “You’re like the Renaissance after the Dark Ages. You light up my world.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one is not too cheesy! The answer is still no, but not because it’s a cheesefest…

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“Do you have a BandAid? I just scraped my knee falling for you.”

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“Are you Greek? Because you look like a goddess.”

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“I couldn’t help but notice that you look a lot like my next girlfriend.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “I must be in a museum, because you’re a work of art.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Actually that would be a gallery, I must be in a museum because you're a dusty old relic."

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#25

“They say nothing lasts forever — so would you be my nothing?”

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“I wish I were cross-eyed so I can see you twice.”

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“Are you a magician? Because when I’m looking at you, you make everyone else disappear!”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Are you a camera?”

“Because I look at you and smile!”

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“Is your name Google? Because you have everything I’ve been searching for.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Google searches include porn, more porn, wrist braces, furrie porn.

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“Did your license get suspended for driving all these guys crazy?”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

no....i ran them over thats why.......now please go away before i break out of my cell and stab you with my shank-toothbrush.... :>

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“Anyone who says Disneyland is the happiest place on Earth has clearly never stood next to you!”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used a similar one: “Where is your favourite place in the world? Mine is next to you.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Well, here I am. What are your other two wishes?”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"My other two? This pole for you to be tied too, and this firing squad."

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“Feel my shirt. Know what it’s made of? Boyfriend material.”

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“I think there’s something wrong with my phone. Your number’s not in it.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

“Well im not from the IT department so i can’t fix that”

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“You must be made of Copper and Tellurium — because you’re CuTe!”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Did the sun come out or did you just smile at me?”

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#37

“Do you know what the Little Mermaid and I have in common? We both want to be part of your world.”

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“I’m no astronomer, but I’d still give you the sun, moon, and stars.”

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“You're hotter than the bottom of my laptop.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “I’m studying to become a historian. I’m especially interested in finding a date.”

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“I was blinded by your beauty; I’m going to need your name and phone number for insurance purposes.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plot twist: He actually got blinded and is really gonna sue...

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“I’m no Thomas Paine, but you and I are ‘Common Sense.'”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like the historical reference here & it would impress me even more if the person had actually read "Common Sense." I love an intellectual!

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“Your eyes are bluer than the Atlantic ocean, and baby I’m lost at sea!”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Can I take a picture of you so I can show Santa what I want for Christmas?”

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“Hey baby, I noticed you noticing me. So, I just want to put you on notice that I noticed you too.”

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“Are you a charger? Because I’m dying without you!”

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“NASA called, they said that you’re out of this world.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Is your name Wi-Fi?” 

“Because I’m feeling a connection.”

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“You must be nitroglycerin. Because you’re dynamite.”

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“Are you a phaser on Star Trek? Because you’re set to stun!”

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“When I look at you I feel like I’m a pirate and just found my buried treasure.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I wouldn't have used the word 'buried'. The implications are off-putting.

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “You’re so hot you denature my proteins.”

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#53

“Hey, excuse me. You have a bit of cuteness on your face.”

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“I’m not a photographer, but I can picture us together.”

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“Do you generate electricity with water through the process of hydro power? Because dammmm.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “I’m no mathematician, but I’ve been told I’m good with numbers. How about you give me yours so I can prove it?”

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“You remind me of a dictionary in the way you add meaning to everything.”

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“Are you a carbon sample? Because I want to date you.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry you need to dig somewhere else. Maybe you should look for your mummy.

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“If there was no gravity on this planet I would still fall for you.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If there was a whole plant that had no Mass it would all gravitate towards you and crush you

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Your eyes are like the ocean; I could swim in them all day.”

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“Are you a keyboard? Because you are my type.”

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“If you were a triangle you'd be acute one.”

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“Are you Australian? Because you meet all of my koalafications.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Do you like raisins? How do you feel about a date?”

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“Baby, if you were words on a page, you’d be fine print.”

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“Did you invent the airplane? Because you seem just Wright!”

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“You must be tired from running through my mind all night.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Are you a thief?” 

“Because you’ve stolen my heart.”

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“My mom told me life was like a deck of cards. So, you must be the queen of hearts.”

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“Are you the city of Ancient Rome? Because you’re on fire!”

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“Let’s commit the perfect crime. I’ll steal your heart, you steal mine.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “If I had a penny each time I saw someone as beautiful as you, I’d have one penny.”

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“Hey, I lost my number. Can I have yours instead?”

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“You must be a high test score. Because I want to take you home and show you to my mother.”

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“You spend so much time in my mind, I should charge you rent.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “I might need crutches. You make my knees weak.”

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“You owe me a drink. Because when I looked at you, I dropped mine!”

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“You must be Jamaican, because Jamaican me crazy.”

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“My love for you is like dividing by zero – it cannot be defined.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Is there a magnet in here cuz baby I’m attracted to You.”

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“Did you just come out of the oven? Because you’re hot.”

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“Are you a loan? Because you sure have my interest!”

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“Even in zero gravity, I would still fall for you!”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Life without you is like a broken pencil… pointless.”

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“Do you have a map? I keep getting lost in your eyes.”

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“Was your father an alien? Because on planet Earth, there’s no one else like you.”

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"Because you are small and wrinkly and keep trying to phone home."

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“If you were a vegetable, you’d be a ‘cute-cumber.’”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “I believe in following my dreams. Can I have your Instagram?”

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“You must be a witch/wizard. Because you’re magical.”

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“Is your name John? Because I’ve never Cena girl like you before.”

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“You know what you and planet earth Earth have in common? You’re both getting hotter each year.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I can see this one going hilariously wrong in at least 2 ways.

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Your dad must be a jewel thief, because he stole two diamonds from the sky and put them in your eyes.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dear lord I remember hearing about this one over 20 years ago. Still just as terrible today

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“If you were an American President you’d be Babe-raham Lincoln.”

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“Your eyes are amazing, do you know that? You should never shut them, not even at night.”

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How is this a chat up line? I want you to look like a soulless mannequin at all times.

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“I didn’t think I believed in love at first sight, but I seem to have made an exception for you.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Are you my appendix?”

“Because I have a funny feeling in my stomach that makes me feel like I should take you out.”

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“Do you like vegetables, because I love you from my head tomatoes.”

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“If I had a garden I’d put your tulips and my tulips together.”

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“Call me Shrek, because I’m head ogre heels for you.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Are you Siri?”

“Because you autocomplete me.”

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“I’m definitely in the range of your hotspot. How about you let me connect and get full access?”

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“Was that an earthquake or did you just rock my world?”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember the earthquake exhibit at the local science museum would play "I feel the earth move under my feet" on the "radio" in the exhibit. When I was a kid. In the '80's. I mean, it was cute there but as a pick-up line?

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“Did you have lucky charms for breakfast? Because you look magically delicious!”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I am magically delicious, but be warned, my marshmallows could contain caustic substances!

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#104

171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Do you believe in love at first sight — or should I walk by again?”

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“Are you a broom? Because you’ve swept me off my feet!”

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“Somebody better call God, because he’s missing an angel.”

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“Are you French? Because Eiffel for you.”

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“If being se*y was a crime, you’d be guilty as charged.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Are you an electrician?”

“Because you’re definitely lighting up my night.”

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#110

“Is your dad Liam Neeson? Because I’m taken with you.”

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“I must be psychic, because I see you in my future.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I must not be fully awake, because I read this as “…I see you in my furniture.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “You’re my favorite type of pie. A cutie pie.”

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“Are you the Reign of Terror? Because I’m losing my head over you.”

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“Are you from Tennessee? Because you’re the only ten I see.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

please no I've had this one said to me and I'm actually from tennesee

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Do you know what my shirt is made of?”

“Boyfriend/Girlfriend material.”

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“I must be a snowflake, because I've fallen for you.”

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“On a scale from 1 to 10, you're a 9... and I'm the 1 you need.”

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“Are you a door? Because you are adoorable.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Damn girl, if you were a fruit, you’d be a FINEapple!”

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“If I could rearrange the alphabet, I’d put ‘U’ and ‘I’ together.”

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“I was feeling a little off today — but you’ve turned me on again!”

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“Any chance you have an extra heart? Mine’s been stolen!”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “You’re so sweet, you’re giving me a toothache.”

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“My love is like a tidal wave, and you’re beachfront property.”

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“Your name must be Katniss. Because you’re starting an uprising in my district.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “If you were two letters of the alphabet you would be Q and T.”

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“With all this electricity between us, you must be Zeus.”

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“Somebody call the cops. Cause it’s got to be illegal to look that good.”

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“Was your dad a boxer? Because you're a knockout!”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Are you from Starbucks, because I like you a latte.”

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“Your lips look so lonely… would they like to meet mine?”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I'm continuing to press mine against themselves.... They'll never be lonely

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“If you were a basketball, I'd never shoot because I'd always miss you.”

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“My feet are getting cold… because you’ve knocked my socks off.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “You may fall from the sky, you may fall from a tree, but the best way to fall… is in love with me.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can look in the sky.. you can go climb a tree... but save me your poem and get away from me.

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“I’m attracted to you so strongly, scientists will have to develop a fifth fundamental force.”

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“Aside from being sexy, what do you do for a living?”

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“Are you a parking ticket? Because you’ve got FINE written all over you.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “If you were a chicken, you’d be impeccable.”

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“Something’s wrong with my eyes, because I can’t take them off you.”

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“I’m not usually religious, but when I saw you, I knew you were the answer to my prayers.”

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“How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice.”

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2 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Did you know for hibernation they create a sort of b u t t p l u g to keep from pooping in their cave?

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “You must be a compound of barium and beryllium. Because you’re a total BaBe.”

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“Call the CDC! Your smile is contagious.”

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“If you were an item on the McDonald’s menu you would be a McHottie.”

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“I’ve got all these forks and knives. Now, all I need is a little spoon.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Was that cannon fire, or is my heart pounding?”

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“Baby, forget tonight. Let’s block out the next 50 years!”

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“Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?”

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“Your name must be coca cola, because you're so-da-licious.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Your heart stops when you sneeze. It’s just the same as what happens when I look at you.”

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“I’ll nickname you banana, because I find you a-peeling.”

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“Are you made of beryllium, gold, and titanium? You must be, because you are BeAuTi-ful.”

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“You look cold. Want to use me as a blanket?”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Is your last name Campbell?”

“Because you’re mm mm good!”

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“Are you Britney Spears? Because I want a piece of you.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oops you did it again... Keep going and I will.. Hit you baby one more time

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“You must be Ancient Rome circa 476 C.E. because I’m falling for you.”

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“Hey baby, you look so good I wish I could plant you and grow a whole field of y’all!”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Are you a cat, because I'm feeling a connection between us.”

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“Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.”

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“I don’t know how to kiss, could you teach me?”

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“I would buy you a drink, but I’ll be jealous of the glass.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “You’re so cute you make me stutter. Wha-what-what’s your name?”

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“Are you related to Jean - Claude Van Damme? Because Jean - Claude Van Damme you’re sexy!”

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“If loving me is wrong, you don’t wanna be right.”

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“Yo baby, I know your feet must be tired. Cause you’ve been running through my mind all day!”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “With my IQ and your body we could begin a race of genetic superchildren to conquer the earth.”

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2 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

How to comprehensively denigrate someone’s intelligence, display how superficial you are, sexually harass, appear to support the idea of eugenics with a side of Hitler and delusions of world dominance in one sentence.

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#169

“Kanye feel the love tonight?”

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“If you were a booger, I'd pick you first.”

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171 Cheesy Pick-Up Lines For That Perfect First Impression “Do you work for UPS?”

“I could have sworn I saw you checking out my package.”

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