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We aren’t here to divide jokes into categories based on their intellectual qualities, but with this topic, we just couldn’t help ourselves. In fact, putting these whimsies into a category of low-brow makes them even funnier and climactic for those considered to be somewhat connoisseurs of laughs (us included). Do you have an idea what we are talking about here? Oh yes, it’s cheesy jokes - the lame jokes that make you laugh against your own free will, no matter how much you try to keep that sour expression on your face. These silly jokes seem to melt any pucker away and give you a heartfelt belly laugh that’s like heavenly elation. Hence our collection of the best cheesy jokes ever, all in one place, all pret-a-porter for you, dear readers.

But what about the history of this glorious expression? Well, there are a couple of theories, but the first known usage of ‘cheesy’ was noted in 1858 as part of British slang. However, at that time, cheesy meant ‘fine.’ Same as cheese, we guess? However, just a couple of decades later, in 1896, U.S. student slang had already turned ‘cheesy’ into something a bit more along the lines of contemporary slang, and for them, cheesy was an ‘ignorant person’ or something ‘cheap and inferior.’ So, I guess they were the first to actually invent ‘ironic reversal,’ a language tool that we just love to overuse these days. Anyhoo, we think these funny, cheesy jokes are a nice continuation in the evolution of the term, and once you read them, you might agree with us, too.

So, ready or not, some cheese-tastically hilarious jokes are coming your way. You know where to find them - just a little bit further down, of course. Once you are there, give the best jokes your vote and share this article with anyone who cannot resist the charms of a bit of cheesiness in their day.

#1

My boss asked me why I only get sick on work days.

I said it must be my weekend immune system.

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    #2

    What do you say to your sister when she's crying?

    "Are you having a cry-sis?"

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    #3

    My boss told me to have a good day.

    So I went home.

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    #4

    My wife told me I have no sense of direction.

    I was so mad at her, I packed up my stuff and right.

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    #5

    I have a pencil that used to belong to William Shakespeare. He chewed it a lot.

    Now, I can't tell if it's 2B or not 2B.

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    #6

    I hate those people who knock on your door and tell you you need to get "saved" or you'll "burn".

    Stupid firefighters!

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    #7

    Why are there no unemployed farmers?

    They can get a job in any field.

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    #8

    I'm friends with 25 letters of the alphabet.

    I don't know Y.

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    #9

    To the person who stole my glasses:

    I will find you. I have contacts.

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    #10

    I asked my wife if I'm the only one she's ever slept with.

    "Yes," she said. "All the other guys were nines or tens."

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    #11

    Some people say that I'm self-centered.

    But enough about them.

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    #12

    What word starts with "e," ends with "e," and only has one letter in it?

    Envelope.

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    #13

    What do sea monsters eat?

    Fish and ships.

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    #14

    Why are spiders so smart?

    They can find everything on the web.

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    #15

    I ordered some stuff online yesterday and I accidentally used my organ donor card instead of my debit card.

    Cost me an arm and a leg!

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    #16

    I had a dream that I weighed less than a thousandth of a gram.

    I was like, 0mg.

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    #17

    What’s Forrest Gump’s email password?

    1Forrest1.

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    #18

    How does a penguin build its house?

    Igloos it together.

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    #19

    What kind of music do mummies listen to?

    Wrap music.

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    #20

    Why doesn't James Bond fart in bed?

    Because it would blow his cover.

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