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Man Explains Why Cheesecake Factory Is Probably The Weirdest Restaurant On Earth And It’s Pretty Spot On
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Man Explains Why Cheesecake Factory Is Probably The Weirdest Restaurant On Earth And It’s Pretty Spot On

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In today’s world, reviews are a strong factor for any business. Good reviews can bring a business to new heights and bad reviews can burn it to the ground. And sometimes, awful reviews can turn out for the best.

Twitter user MaxKriegerVG posted a review in the form of a tweet thread about one of the recently redesigned Cheesecake Factory restaurants. It is a detailed and intricate account of one man’s experience, yet hilariously ridiculous how no better words could describe it all.

Twitter user MaxKriegerVG went on a rant that ended up being an accurate review of the Cheesecake Factory

Man Explains Why Cheesecake Factory Is Probably The Weirdest Restaurant On Earth And It’s Pretty Spot On

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Man Explains Why Cheesecake Factory Is Probably The Weirdest Restaurant On Earth And It’s Pretty Spot On

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Man Explains Why Cheesecake Factory Is Probably The Weirdest Restaurant On Earth And It’s Pretty Spot On

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Man Explains Why Cheesecake Factory Is Probably The Weirdest Restaurant On Earth And It’s Pretty Spot On

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Man Explains Why Cheesecake Factory Is Probably The Weirdest Restaurant On Earth And It’s Pretty Spot On

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Man Explains Why Cheesecake Factory Is Probably The Weirdest Restaurant On Earth And It’s Pretty Spot On

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Man Explains Why Cheesecake Factory Is Probably The Weirdest Restaurant On Earth And It’s Pretty Spot On

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

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Man Explains Why Cheesecake Factory Is Probably The Weirdest Restaurant On Earth And It’s Pretty Spot On

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Man Explains Why Cheesecake Factory Is Probably The Weirdest Restaurant On Earth And It’s Pretty Spot On

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Man Explains Why Cheesecake Factory Is Probably The Weirdest Restaurant On Earth And It’s Pretty Spot On

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Man Explains Why Cheesecake Factory Is Probably The Weirdest Restaurant On Earth And It’s Pretty Spot On

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Man Explains Why Cheesecake Factory Is Probably The Weirdest Restaurant On Earth And It’s Pretty Spot On

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Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Man Explains Why Cheesecake Factory Is Probably The Weirdest Restaurant On Earth And It’s Pretty Spot On

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Man Explains Why Cheesecake Factory Is Probably The Weirdest Restaurant On Earth And It’s Pretty Spot On

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

Man Explains Why Cheesecake Factory Is Probably The Weirdest Restaurant On Earth And It’s Pretty Spot On

Image credits: MaxKriegerVG

The idea behind this design originally was to appeal to a variety of “regular Joes” with a luxuriously exotic feel. Even the designer himself admits that it looks horrible, but he still managed to do it justice by creating an almost Las Vegas feel to it. And the world got a hilarious review about it!

Rarely does a review embrace such colorful terms as “postmodern design hellscape” and compare interior decorations to Sauron’s Eye. Rarely does “Victorian”, “Egyptian” and “Rococo” appear in a single sentence when describing the design style. Rarely does a rant come out as an accurate and entertaining review.

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Robertas Lisickis

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Some time ago, Robertas used to spend his days watching how deep the imprint in his chair will become as he wrote for Bored Panda. Wrote about pretty much everything under and beyond the sun. Not anymore, though. He's now probably playing Gwent or hosting Dungeons and Dragons adventures for those with an inclination for chaos.

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Robertas Lisickis

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Some time ago, Robertas used to spend his days watching how deep the imprint in his chair will become as he wrote for Bored Panda. Wrote about pretty much everything under and beyond the sun. Not anymore, though. He's now probably playing Gwent or hosting Dungeons and Dragons adventures for those with an inclination for chaos.

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Cheesecake Factory was brought to you by Hollyweird. It's always reminded me a bit of Cecil B. DeMille's "The Ten Commandments" in terms of decor and Hollywood's faux elegance in every other sense. Nothing is real, everything is a set piece, it's about overwhelming with spectacle and nothing memorable. 2a-1.jpeg 2a-1.jpeg

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Cheesecake Factory was brought to you by Hollyweird. It's always reminded me a bit of Cecil B. DeMille's "The Ten Commandments" in terms of decor and Hollywood's faux elegance in every other sense. Nothing is real, everything is a set piece, it's about overwhelming with spectacle and nothing memorable. 2a-1.jpeg 2a-1.jpeg

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