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Man Explains Why Cheesecake Factory Is Probably The Weirdest Restaurant On Earth And It’s Pretty Spot On
In today’s world, reviews are a strong factor for any business. Good reviews can bring a business to new heights and bad reviews can burn it to the ground. And sometimes, awful reviews can turn out for the best.
Twitter user MaxKriegerVG posted a review in the form of a tweet thread about one of the recently redesigned Cheesecake Factory restaurants. It is a detailed and intricate account of one man’s experience, yet hilariously ridiculous how no better words could describe it all.
Twitter user MaxKriegerVG went on a rant that ended up being an accurate review of the Cheesecake Factory
Image credits: MaxKriegerVG
Image credits: MaxKriegerVG
Image credits: MaxKriegerVG
Image credits: MaxKriegerVG
Image credits: MaxKriegerVG
Image credits: MaxKriegerVG
Image credits: MaxKriegerVG
Image credits: MaxKriegerVG
Image credits: MaxKriegerVG
Image credits: MaxKriegerVG
Image credits: MaxKriegerVG
Image credits: MaxKriegerVG
Image credits: MaxKriegerVG
Image credits: MaxKriegerVG
Image credits: MaxKriegerVG
The idea behind this design originally was to appeal to a variety of “regular Joes” with a luxuriously exotic feel. Even the designer himself admits that it looks horrible, but he still managed to do it justice by creating an almost Las Vegas feel to it. And the world got a hilarious review about it!
Rarely does a review embrace such colorful terms as “postmodern design hellscape” and compare interior decorations to Sauron’s Eye. Rarely does “Victorian”, “Egyptian” and “Rococo” appear in a single sentence when describing the design style. Rarely does a rant come out as an accurate and entertaining review.
What do you think ?
WillemPenn 5 years ago
The Cheesecake Factory was brought to you by Hollyweird. It's always reminded me a bit of Cecil B. DeMille's "The Ten Commandments" in terms of decor and Hollywood's faux elegance in every other sense. Nothing is real, everything is a set piece, it's about overwhelming with spectacle and nothing memorable. 2a-1.jpeg 
WillemPenn 5 years ago
The Cheesecake Factory was brought to you by Hollyweird. It's always reminded me a bit of Cecil B. DeMille's "The Ten Commandments" in terms of decor and Hollywood's faux elegance in every other sense. Nothing is real, everything is a set piece, it's about overwhelming with spectacle and nothing memorable. 2a-1.jpeg
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