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150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever

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There comes a time in your life when you suddenly feel an unexplained admiration for the silliest jokes that you can find. If you’re in that spot right now and are searching for the cheesiest jokes, then nothing is cheesier than cheese puns! This also signals that you’ve opened exactly the right article that’s not-so-incidentally dedicated to Emmentaler, Gouda, Cheddar, and all kinds of different Fromage that you could think of.

Now, you wouldn’t disa-brie that cheese is some magical mana that gives you a feeling of immense joy upon its ingestion, and it has also been proved by scientists that it is quite addictive. If eating this coagulated milk product makes you happy, and funny cheese quotes are all you can think of all day, imagine reading these funny cheese puns simultaneously; you might need help to calm your glee down! But it’s all in good fun because laughter is the purification of the soul.

So, don’t be shy; take a chunk of Gorgonzola and scroll down below to meet these subtle cheese puns. Some are just grate, while others are purely divine, but none of them are mediocre cheese jokes, we promise! After you’re finished with skimming through this hilarious puns list, vote for the one-liners that you liked the most, and, of course, share this article with your fromager friends.

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#1

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Sweet dreams are made of cheese.

Who am I to dis a brie?

I cheddar the world and the feta cheese.

Everybody's looking for stilton.

73points

Caro Caro 2 years ago

Well, this just became my favorite song ;)

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#2

The biggest problem that we face today is that the cheese-based diet we follow just makes us feta and feta.

39points

Tee Witt 2 years ago

Hahahahah !

5points

#3

This might sound cheesy, but I think you’re really grate.

32points

David Drew 2 years ago

That really grates my cheddar

4points

Why do People Call Things “Cheesy”?

Cheese is hands-down one of the greatest food inventions (if not inventions in general) humans have come up with. Why, then, do we call things that are shoddy, exaggerated, and cliched cheesy?

Here’s the deal — the term cheesy predates us all, although we firmly believed it was a relic of the ‘80s. Well, it almost is, just the wrong ‘80s! The term is thought to be derived from the late 1800s United States university student slang. Back then, you would’ve called someone a cheese if they were a bit ignorant.

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The term quickly caught on and stayed with us to these days to be used to describe things like soap operas, too obvious or silly puns, cheese jokes, and so much more!

#4

Why did the cheddar cheese decided to go to the gym?

To get shredded.

30points

Weeblet 2 years ago

RIP cheese, now get on my food

8points

#5

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever You’ve aged better than cheese and wine.

28points

Caro Caro 2 years ago

Thank you, now go away you creep :D

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#6

I find puns too cheesy, mostly briecause im not gouda at them.

27points

How to Do Cheese Puns?

Now that we’re all clear on terminology, let’s go back to our jokes about cheese, shall we? So, how do you make awesome cheese puns? While there isn’t any clear formula, you could absolutely build your cool puns using these pointers:

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Know your cheese! Sounds a bit obvious, but knowing the names of cheeses is a great place to start building your silly joke;
Use wordplay. Now that you know your cheese names, can you find places for wordplay? Think along the lines of turning ‘cheese’ into ‘choose’ or ‘cheddar’ into ‘better;’
Integrate cheese-related phrases. Exchange words like ‘great’ into ‘grate,’ ‘could’ to ‘curd,’ or ‘way’ to ‘whey.’ See, the thermometer of fun is rising already!
Situational puns. Think of situations where cheese or anything cheese-related could be involved. Can you think of wheys to use them to your advantage?
Practice makes perfect! Making puns is a work of art, and artworks need practice to become perfect. Work on your jokes about cheese constantly, and you are sure to come up with one that’ll knock everyone out.

#7

Nacho problem.

26points

Eric C. 2 years ago

Hey man, dats nacho cheese!

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#8

What do they call their cheese in the middle east?

Cheeses of Nazareth.

24points

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#9

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Have you heard about the guy who opened up a store where they only sell swiss cheese?

It’s a hole business strategy.

22points

Lorie Shewbridge 2 years ago

That’s a dad joke if I ever heard one.

1point

Why do People Like Cheesy Puns?

Feeling philosophical, eh? We get it. It is sometimes a bit shameful to laugh your heart out at a cheesy joke or a pun because they’re just so... Well, cheesy and unsophisticated! However, always know that you’re absolutely not alone who enjoys these cheese puns. In fact, there are quite a few psychological and cognitive factors why you feel this way:

Sense of humor. We all have different tastes in humor! Cheesy puns often offer us an unexpected wordplay or a delightful surprise, and it is only natural they make us laugh!
Making bonds. Sharing a cheese pun or two can be a great social bonding experience. So why not!
Fun challenge. Oh yes, even the cheesiest cheese puns present us with a bit of a cognitive challenge. Solving these challenges always gives us a sense of accomplishment, and who doesn’t like that?
Positivity. Sometimes, sharing funny puns can bring back pleasant memories or have nice associations known only to you. Thus, sharing a pun or two can very well make your day better!
Light-hearted fun. Yup, cheesy cheese puns are always light-hearted and silly. That’s why they’re a sure shot if you need a bit of comedic relief.

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See, it’s absolutely okay to like cheese jokes and cheesy humor! In fact, we can bet that even those who say they don’t like it secretly do. And if you don’t want the fun to stop just now, continue scrolling for more ingenious cheese sayings!

#10

I camembert the last time we saw each other.

20points

Tamra Stiffler 2 years ago

Mmmm....camembert.

2points

#11

The air hostess showed the cheddar how to operate the emergency window in queso emergency.

20points

#12

Mozart-ella.

19points

Jeff Glenn 2 years ago

This one needs a setup: What is the most musical cheese?

3points

#13

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever When his maternal aunt decreed unto him that he couldn't see an R-rated movie, the aged cheddar said, "I'm too mature for your taste."

19points

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#14

When the community found out that the religious Mr. Cheese had stolen from the church funds, the pasta from the local church came and told him, "Have you heard about the word of our lord Cheesus?"

19points

#15

Where would you find cottage cheese on a restaurant’s menu?

Under the a la curd section!

18points

#16

The cheese's favorite philosophical book was Introduction to Fetaphysics.

18points

#17

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Mr Gouda the cheese's greatest fear was to buy an apartment in a grated community.

18points

#18

The cheese did not submit itself to be sliced up, because he had far grater schemes.

17points

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#19

I had read in the history books that Al Capone liked eating lots of cheese. His favorite cheese to gorge upon would be the mass-carpone.

17points

#20

Things get overtly tense with a cheesy lover when they come up and convey to you that they are fondue.

16points

#21

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Checking himself out in the looking glass, the Cheddar remarked unto himself, "you are looking sharp!".

15points

#22

The type of cheese that defends a palace is known as Moat-zarella.

15points

#23

The Italian cheese told his swiss cheese wife when they bought a car on loan, "Ricotta make the installment payments on time".

15points

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#24

A good way to start a conversation in your first interview is to say, "It is brie you're looking for?"

15points

#25

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever When the little boy cheese was having a rough day, his mom told him, "You gotta take the gouda with the bad."

15points

#26

I’m trying to come up with a cheese pun.... but I can’t think of Jack.

15points

#27

Bunch of young cheeses were teasing a classmate over being a prov. Teacher catches them and says sternly, "Hey! Leave the prov alone!"

15points

#28

Praise Cheeses!

14points

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#29

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever You think you’re feta than me?

14points

#30

I’ll take your curd for it.

14points

#31

Try to remember, think caerphilly.

14points

#32

Better to ask forgiveness than parmesan.

14points

#33

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever A lion's favorite type of cheese is a roarquefort.

14points

#34

Ban pre-shredded cheese. Make America grate again.

14points

#35

To brie or not to brie.

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#36

Cheddar him than me.

13points

#37

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever The provolone ranger.

13points

#38

I said to my wife, I’m really fondue you.

13points

#39

Did you hear about the explosion in the cheese factory?

There was de-brie everywhere.

13points

#40

The baby cheese dreamt that upon growing up he would live in cottage cheese.

13points

#41

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever I recently got a slice of cheese from the market which was behaving very weirdly. Guess, I bought myself Emmental cheese.

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#42

We should refrain from eating too many cheese dips as it may result in a bad queso diarrhea.

13points

#43

The most loved Village People's song for any cheese lover is 'Nacho Man.'

13points

#44

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever The Beatle's love for cheese can be truly understood through their immortal song 'Let it brie'.

13points

#45

Take it cheesy.

12points

#46

In queso emergency…

12points

#47

He’s a real munster.

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#48

Hello, is it brie you’re looking for?

12points

#49

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Hey, you’re looking sharp.

12points

#50

I would be so provolone without you.

12points

#51

I had fondue you think we can do this again?

12points

#52

Cheesy come, cheesy go.

12points

#53

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever You’re cheddar off without him.

12points

#54

Talk Curd-y to me.

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#55

To havarti and to hold.

12points

#56

Feta Hopper.

12points

#57

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Nacho Biden.

12points

#58

Little baby cheesus.

12points

#59

A cheese is driven crazy when everybody they meet on a daily basis is crackers.

12points

#60

When I went to visit my cheese friend, he welcomed me with open arms and asked me whether I’ll take tea or coffee. I replied that I’ll Havarti.

12points

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#61

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever The cheese could not go to the party at night because he did not have the parmesan from his parents.

12points

#62

Did you hear about that cheese documentary?

I will Brie-fly explain why it was so cheesy.

12points

#63

Who would you like to get cheesy with Paris Stilton or Brieoncé?

12points

#64

What's the common point between a Nigerian sorcerer and French cheese?

They're both afromage.

12points

#65

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Anything you can do, I can do feta.

11points

#66

Gouda take the good with the bad.

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#67

Let’s agree to disabrie.

11points

#68

Let’s brie friends forever.

11points

#69

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Where would I brie without you?!

11points

#70

My favorite kind of music is R&Brie.

11points

#71

Don’t touch! They’re nachos.

11points

#72

Cheesy on the eyes.

11points

#73

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Mind your own cheesewax.

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#74

Brie mije.

11points

#75

You’re up to no gouda.

11points

#76

Sorry you’re feeling bleu.

11points

#77

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Work can be grating.

11points

#78

Ricotta get going.

11points

#79

Ricotta get through this.

11points

#80

He’s my arch neme-swiss.

11points

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#81

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever What is your hypotheswiss?

11points

#82

You’re my soul swiss-ter.

11points

#83

Edam and Eve.

11points

#84

I’ve Stiltons of love for you.

11points

#85

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever You’re my Roquefort ever.

11points

#86

Enjoy the Christmas festivi-cheese.

11points

#87

A cheese lover's favorite event track event at the Olympics is the curdles.

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#88

Building a roquefort is your best bet when looking after little cheeses.

11points

#89

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever You should always take proper fire precaution measures at the cheese factory in queso a fire breaks out.

11points

#90

A sad cheese is blue cheese.

11points

#91

I guess all my efforts to smoke cheese into a pie went in vain but an applewood.

11points

#92

Mr Gouda and his family had recently attended the concert of their favorite singer Alicia Cheese.

11points

#93

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Do you work out?

Because you look mozzer-hella good.

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#94

I had an argument with my girlfriend before over cheese based puns, she eventually ended up throwing me Gouda house.

11points

#95

Who cares if you’re alone-y, just eat some macaroni.

10points

#96

You are so grate.

10points

#97

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever You are looking mozzare-hella good.

10points

#98

Set you mind at cheese.

10points

#99

Nothing get cheddar than this.

10points

#100

There’s de-brie everywhere.

10points

Dagnirath 2 years ago

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#101

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Curd Nerd.

10points

#102

Lay your curds on the table.

10points

#103

Fifty Shades of Gruyere.

10points

#104

You don’t have to be prov-alone.

10points

#105

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever What havarti you’ve done?

10points

#106

I love holding hands, when your parmesan mine.

10points

#107

Upon waking up at the crack of dawn and looking at the mirror the cheese exclaimed, "Halloumi."

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#108

The variant of cheese that beavers love to eat is Edam.

10points

#109

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Daddy, what is it called to be the average score in golf?

Par, ma Sean. Par.

10points

#110

Cheese Louise!

9points

#111

Come to cheddar, right now. Over brie.

9points

#112

Set your mind at cheese.

9points

#113

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Absence makes the heart grow fondue.

9points

#114

Have a brie-lliant birthday!

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#115

Let it brie.

9points

#116

Would you brie mine?

9points

#117

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever This is nacho thing.

9points

#118

Nacho average person.

9points

#119

You’re so cheesygoing.

9points

#120

Brie yourself.

9points

#121

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever A curd in the hand is worth two in the bush.

9points

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#122

If looks curd kill.

9points

#123

This is a gruyere area.

9points

#124

Make America Grate Again.

9points

#125

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Feta Wap.

9points

#126

Kate Mozzarella.

9points

#127

Kim Curdashian.

9points

#128

Paris Stilton.

9points

#129

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Hope your cheesmas is a cracker.

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#130

The blue cheese was depressed because his neighbors told him that he smelt.

9points

#131

When the baker told the cheese lover that the shop is closing early, he said, "You gouda brie joking!"

9points

#132

Kick it to the curd!

8points

#133

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Do you brie-lieve in magic?

8points

#134

Hoping today is as nice as can brie.

8points

#135

Absence makes the heart grow fondue.

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#136

Brie Larson.

8points

#137

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Jane Fondue.

8points

#138

At the restaurant, the customer ordered some fresh feta cheese when it already was tomme to go.

8points

#139

Gouda luck!

7points

#140

I’m really fondue you.

7points

#141

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever That’s what cheese said.

7points

#142

Brie-once.

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#143

Gruyere’s Anatomy.

7points

#144

Justin Brie-ber.

7points

#145

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Don’t be blue, you’re not old, you’re just mature.

7points

#146

Japanese cheeseburgers use Colby beef.

7points

#147

You’re my Roquefort ever.

6points

#148

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Edam you’re looking fine.

6points

#149

Cheese is just a loaf of milk.

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#150

150 Of The Cheesiest Cheese Puns Ever Robert Kraft.

5points

Aivaras Kaziukonis

Aivaras is a SEO listicles curator. Aivaras is a student trying to pave the way to his career in Marketing and advertisment creation. Also Aivaras like's to watch and play sports, especially football.

Aivaras is a SEO listicles curator. Aivaras is a student trying to pave the way to his career in Marketing and advertisment creation. Also Aivaras like's to watch and play sports, especially football.

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Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

Justė is a copywriter here at Bored Panda, and though her studies at the Veterinary Academy seemingly have nothing to do with writing, the passion for animals and nature helps in creating the most interesting and engaging posts. She also works with Search Engine Optimization, so you could find Bored Panda's articles easier. Justė's not only an avid equestrian, but she's also a walking encyclopedia. Ask her anything!

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Dream Goat 2 years ago

These are all such stupid wastes of time; I hate I spent a full minute scrolling and complaining about it!

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F. H. 2 years ago

Thank you for that commment, you saved me exactly that minute.

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Oerff On Tour 2 years ago

That is a Gouda one

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Dream Goat 2 years ago

These are all such stupid wastes of time; I hate I spent a full minute scrolling and complaining about it!

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F. H. 2 years ago

Thank you for that commment, you saved me exactly that minute.

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Oerff On Tour 2 years ago

That is a Gouda one

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