Shout out to all our waiters out there!

EVERY TIME!!

Are allowed to sleep in? Fall asleep early. Need to wake up early for an important exam? Can't fall asleep.

There is no orange!

DOGS ARE AWESOME!

I love there is no orange!

This is me!! I often ask the dog's name but I can't remember ever asking for the parent's name.

relabel "dogs are awesome" (even tho its true) to "because dog"

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To be petted*

I don't get why they just don't put a logo on one side to help this. All computer female USB connector are put on the same orientation.

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this somehow makes me really really sad

Seasonal post. Nobody will understand this one in May!

Forgot the section for - I'm not putting my bra back on - this baggy jacket will hide that fact!

true

The basis for a self help book!

Apple Watch have me credit for standing all day just for getting drunk and passing out in a rocking chair.

Knowing how little you know is the ultimate knowledge. A fool who knows he is a fool is better than a wise man who thinks he knows everything..

This graph should be on "Hello My Name Is" stickers

The last one should fill up a way bigger part than it does!

This made me laugh outloud🤣🤣🤣

Confidence: Straight down

"Don't lick that"

I had to look up how much these ounces are and now I'm wondering who the hell would be drinking more than half a litre of coffee in that giant cup on the right?

I always feel so stressed and stupid when I have to leave a message. Never know what to say, also I forget why I actually called.

I'm not looking for a relationship = I will be engaged within a month.

How are you able to draw such perfect circle with your white board pen? Rope and finger in the center?

Oh! So that's my problem, missing the install a room mate step.

Looks about right

This!! Why??

Should it be 'technology' instead?

i wish i had a dog

Other humans?