"So a Calico, a Persian, and a Siamese walk into a bar... stop me if you've heard this one before..."

»My 8th grade me in gym class "performing" on the high bar«

Oh my gosh! That is an adorable fuzzy little sweetheart!

"uh, little help here! No by all means take a picture first."

"Yes, Harold. Your breath smells like tuna." edit: used the wrong "your" and spelled breath wrong. It's been one of those days.

🎶 I’m gonna eat you little fishy, I’m gonna eat you little fish…

Beautiful cats

Gimme dat now!

wee lion

What you looking at?!

🌸 Sakura kitty

"Shhhh! I think I hear two little birds coming: one is a chickadee, the other a blue jay and ate too many sunflower seeds"

Weeeeeeee

Beachside yoga!

Boxes are hard!

"Yes, George, you CAN turn on red!"

...put them up!! I dare ya!

Svelte and slinky!

I just took way too long calculating in my mind if that jump would make it. The cat on my lap says "of course it will."

Leave me alone, I'm drunk on katnip!

And this is how we harvest... ugghh... I dunno...

I hear celestial music...

I SAID STAY BACK FELISHA

»My 8th grade me in gym class "performing" the backward roll«

Nothing to sea here

My grand fat cat would make me wonder where / she was at, if she just played tit-for-tat / large and black, she really did know well that / she lived with me, host, who really did care / for her health yet mistakenly would dare / to feed her foods that made her rather fat / which accompanied her as a real brat / along with her lasting, piercing, green stare. // Present with that often-adoring glare / were the frivolous acts of my sweet cat / and she could sometimes cause me a nightmare / in my life by after having just sat / in her ‘space,’ then just leave—guess who’d bear / the worry, why she was not on her mat?

"Sir, it looks like your CATalytic converter is missing"

And the gymnastics' stunt of the day is... Pick-Up-Sticks!

That cat looks like it's missing a few teeth? Poor thing.

Another one tipped. Glad to see these kitties are being neutered. Wait a minute... thought these were street cats, these two have collars.