They do now.

I think that is the most handsomist cat I ever did see 😍😻🥰😘

That's good. Got any more poetry by this child?

Awww ... Also, where can I read the book?

Honestly this would've helped me a lot, truffles is adorable.

Or for 8 years ^.^

Siri speaks cat?

too far.

Ha. Love this cat.

Aww 😻

You should be honored to share a birthday with such a majestic queen.

Cat: "You thought you could stop me? Never. I am a powerful force. They call me The Cat."

Aww that's sweet.

Priorities in order.

I like the second better.

Definitely all keepers. Husband too, if you want 😉

I can see the bunny kicks

Damn you can have the phone just don't hurt me

You know all those '9 out of ten cats' advertisements? Right there, is the '1', on the left. We've found him. Hates everything. Even cat-boy can't lure him in. Now, where's that dentist at?

This is not how it feels, but the reality! I am convinced that cats are magical creatures with the ability to change their size and shape at night.

I'm terhhibley sorry sir, but it appears we are out of cwoisaants

I was going to say I love it when I see a hard looking man loving a tiny kittie, but then I thought is it politically incorrect to say that, I'm old and so confused about what I can say anymore and then I thought I don't care, I'm going to say it anyway.

Sarah needs to sleep with one eye open.

Your wife has a good heart and the right idea. You now have a cat.

Exactly, this is why I have my cat lick my hair instead of taking showers.

Nah. Little dude doesn't look half as ridiculous as the Kardashians.

I like this. Got more?

Catadillo.

The cat doesn't obey the laws of gravity, the laws of gravity obey the cat.

That is the face of a cat that knows it's been outsmarted but has no idea what to do about it.

Wyatt the Twitch is my stray rescue... jumpy little thing. Doesn't hang out or cuddle much, but if I act like I'm watching the birds through the window he'll bump up next to me and we can kick it together for a little while.

The cats face is like "WHAT HAVE I DONE"

It's all in the attitude.

"Fresh outta catnip"

They are also called "Samtpfoten" = velvet paws!

We call them "Büsi " in Switzerland

I've also heard them called "fencegesittennightenyowler" in sorta-German.

In Dutch, a pet is called a huisdier - literally, "house animal". (Also, their word for animal is dier, which is cognate with English deer. In Dutch, a deer is a "hert" for some goddamn reason.)

Pure love, just look at that face.

Love both words.

Another term for them is "Fellnasen" = fur noses :)

Very fitting!!

ICH BIN EIN SUBENTIGER!

In North Carolina we call them: "Goddammit! You little orange a*****e!" At least I do...

Actually, "Stubentiger" from German to English is "House Tiger"