The cat did it! The dog is just playing elder brother. I can tell from his eyes

Ralph is a gentleman.

She sounds like my grandmother

I love lamp

I'll pick you up forever

Cat owners' life story

I have the Jurassic Park main Theme in my head... (and now: you too.... mouahahahahah)

Cat is so panicked that she forgot to use punctuation..

Not constantinople

From Despicable Me: it's so fluffy I could die!

And I was searching for my manager in meeting room!

Ah the rarely seen catcus plant

tranquility

I want this as my phone wallpaper

I feel sad looking at her..I'm even tearful right now 😭

He's trying to hatch minions of destruction

You have been chosen

Good Job!

Remember this face.. This is the last thing you'll see before you're killed.

You saw this situation and thought, “Let me get out my camera.” When did cameras make us such terrible human beings?

It has begun! Now they are able to take over the world!

I like her setup better.

Aww, I need this too at my work. The cat is so beautiful. Love this color of fur. We once saved a kitten like this. Someone dumped him on highway. We found a loving foster home for him.

It looks like the big kitty is holding a teddy bear or a plush kitten. So cute, please hear our the cat :)

Sounds like an Indie band

*whispers* I will teach you ways of evil and how to slaughter

If you live in UK, you should appreciate this! Maybe ask him to bring some milk, too.

Well its kind of mouse shaped and has a tail!

my cat brings me dried leafs

Aww, he tried!

Very considerate

One of mine brought in a “mouse” which turned out to be a bloodstained cotton wool ball with a small twig “tail”, it was bin collection day, she growled over it & everything!🙄

I'll take the dead teabag over a dead bird any day! That face is priceless. Thanks Oliver! :D

are you thirsty?

this is a posh cat, very posh

couldnt open the new ones so it has to be a used one

Can I have your cat? All mine does is eats my toes!

One time, my cat Fiona, met me at the door to the garage, with a teabag string in her mouth, looked shocked I was home early!

My cat Jojo has been known to bring me measuring tapes, pens and staplers!

Hopefully your own?

Good kitty.

What a tasteful gift! :D

Nearly the same...

I loved ginger cats named Oliver!

Where are the boots?

Mission accomplished

I have the sudden urge to go picking flowers and sing songs from the sound of music

Window cleaner cat!!