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Cat owners, you might want to ask your pets to leave the room for the next few minutes. Bored Panda’s about to prove to you once again that some cats can be some of the biggest jerks on Planet Earth. And no, this isn’t just some dog-financed propaganda to sway you to the side of best boys and girls! (R-really!)

Upvote your fave photos of cats acting naughty as you scroll down below into the wild lands of feline jerkitude. And don’t forget to share any similar pics of your meanie meowhole felines in the comment section. Need some more proof that far from every feline is a noble big cat with a regal bearing and great meowners? Check out Part 1 of our series about independent and curious cat pranksters right here. How we act around cats can have a real effect on how they behave. For instance, one study showed that cats were much more social and spent much more time with people who were paying attention to them than people who were ignoring them.

One way to ensure that your cat is giving you the love, attention, and affection that you deserve is to give what you expect to receive, take proper care of your pet, and build bonds of friendship bit by tiny bit. That involves feeding your pet a healthy diet, giving it enough exercise, and showering it with attention. And even though some individual animals are big ol’ meanies no matter what you do, they’ll be more likely to stop pooping in your shoes and knocking stuff off the kitchen counter to get your attention if they know they’re being looked after by their loyal butlers (aka us).

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Guys Maintenance Tried To Visit My House Today And Only Left This On The Door. I'm Crying

Guys Maintenance Tried To Visit My House Today And Only Left This On The Door. I'm Crying

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Yelled At Him For Being On The Counter, Now He's Taunting Me

Yelled At Him For Being On The Counter, Now He's Taunting Me

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An Assassin In Feline Form

An Assassin In Feline Form

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Raine Soo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Smother. Well, at least you know that your cat loves you.

Devin Hall
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn’t really a cat being a jerk. More like a cat showing love and affection.

Anne Sim
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Many years ago I had a cat who would wait until I was asleep, then butt me in the face. When I turned over she was like a flash down under the covers.

Steve Barnett
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Similar to how we like cuddling a cat when it's purring, cats love to lie on us because of our warmth and breathing too.

Kalikko
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Okay, I WISH I could sleep this soundly, how did this guy not wake up?!

Jane Dorothy Warner
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I remember my mum saying that cats killed babies by sleeping on their faces. I dismissed the idea, but maybe it's true.

Wyndmere
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wear a C-Pap oxygen mask while you sleep to avoid an accidental suffocation.

Nicky Melville
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is LOVE isn't it? He doesn't know he is the sole beneficiary of your will, does he?

Softsquatch
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

wait but... before you realised the cat did you think someone was coming in to smother you in the night???

Nomadus Aureus
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He could have had sleep apnea. That's what I would have suspected with no cats to smother me in my sleep.

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IrishGirl
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's a shame an expression of love is gonna take you out! But what a way to go! ♡

Holly Allen
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One time I was asleep and woke up to a rancid smell...cat was sitting on my face

Ruth Dyke
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You all will have to talk about this. The cat loves you so much he/she could love you to death. Like" Not on my face."

Anonymous Web User
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least they are face to face. Some cats like to do a version of this except they stick their bum in your face!

BobbyK
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's what my cat, Gus, does in the morning (every morning) when he wants to be fed!!!

GB
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's exactly why new parents are told not to let their cats sleep with their infants.

Johnny Rodriguez
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Do the same thing to the cat every time when s/he is sleeping..i guess, after 2-4 days your cat will really really hate you..

GC
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It’s fake. He’s not sleeping. He set this up for a laugh. That’s OK, he just should have paid better attention to his continuity.

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Ray LeBlanc
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3 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Your cat either loves you a lot or wants to kill you in your sleep.

sharron lynn parsons
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The second one, gave me a good laugh, paws around your face, such love, perhaps baby doesn't get enough love, during the day, love and play time !!!

Bingyu Hu
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

BAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Caden Quinn
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

oh s**t he is trying to kill you for not giving him some salimi

TexasWoman
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Was he/she giving you bedtime kisses and all cuddled up on a couple pillows?

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3 years ago

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Skylaire Alfvegren
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's that old wives' tale, that cats will steal infants' breath? Why stop there?

Aiyana Menrige
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Man! that's exactly why i want a cat! So somebody can annoy me other than my brother! I already have a dog but he's not allowed in my room lol.

Zlaxcat Youtube
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I had a cat everyday in 6 AM she would jump on my stomach with her full weight and wake me up.

GenXandEarnedItAll
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's why you put the cat out at night. Old wive's tale. It was thought the cat would lay on a baby at night and smother it.

Polly Culberson
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My aunt had a cat that slept on her forehead; she finally realized why she woke with a headache each morning.

Lara Bird
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

and now you at least now why you have trouble breathing at night!...

dev mehta
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You had to install a camera to know that a cat was sleeping on your face?

Janet Faber
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

He 's trying to muffle your snoring. He don't like the noise.

spharoe
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

HA!! You have heard that a cat will steal your breath while you sleep?

Catherine Todd
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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My cats did this to me, too! Were they trying to kill me or get more hugs? SMOTHER LOVE!

Karen Klinck
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Mine prefers to curl up on the pillow in front of me, so I wake up with a noseful of fur. I can't breathe, either. I sleep on my side for a reason.

rustic raven
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just maybe she will give more treats now when I ask for them or I will just lay on her all nite next time ;=]]

Faith Nicole
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg..flashbacks ! When I was a child my cat, Napoleon would smother me in my sleep, supposedly it was "love cuddles" but I though he was killing me because it was a constant.. he's even jumped up from the floor and sunk his teeth (perfectly) through my where my ear was pierced. Stole my clothes every time I got in the tub..cheeky little guy but he was so very loved ♡ Glad your kitty is just keeping your face warm while you sleep 🥰

Elaine Mattingly
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The truth comes out! This either is NOT a black cat or one who dyes his fur, or all cats are savages!

Caroline Overill
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You didn't leave your house to your cat in your will or anything did you?

Sharon Hyatt
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This kitty and the one above, no.2, look like the same cat.....wouldn't be surprised !

Dimas Pinto
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

jamais EU FARIA ISTO,SINCERAMENTE ACHO MUITA CONFIANÇA,GOSTO MESMO É DO MAIOR AMIGO DO HOMEM,O CACHORRO ESTE SINTO CONFIANÇA E GOSTO,ELE JÁ FOI COMPROVADO NO MUNDO INTEIRO.

Kelz
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

So the old saying is true....that cats steal your soul while you sleep.

Chicago Dog Lover
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is why you can't let a cat have access to a baby when you're not watching.

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Just like teenagers, cats might act out because they’ve got too much pent up energy (or anxiety about how the world doesn’t recognize their brilliance). Bored Panda spoke to the UK’s leading pet charity, the PDSA, about how to take care of cats, to keep them lean, healthy, and how to help fight feline obesity. After all, if you want your mischievous pet to live a long and happy life, you’ve got to lend it a helping paw.

The PDSA told us that owners who want their felines to be slimmer and healthier should always weigh out their pets' food and choose a diet that's appropriate for their life stage and activity levels. This means toning down feeding your cat anything and everything in your kitchen and even speaking with your vet or nurse about what they'd recommend for your pet.

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He’s On A Diet. It’s Not Going Great

He’s On A Diet. It’s Not Going Great

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Raine Soo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I were on a diet, I'd be rummaging through the trash too. I love the cat's expression.

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#7

The Cat Loves To Show Herself During The Daughter’s Virtual Classes

The Cat Loves To Show Herself During The Daughter’s Virtual Classes

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#8

My Cat Just Came Back From One Of Her Evening Strolls With Someone Else's Keys In Her Mouth

My Cat Just Came Back From One Of Her Evening Strolls With Someone Else's Keys In Her Mouth

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#9

My Cat, Deeply Asleep With The Last Piece Of A Jigsaw Puzzle. We've Been Searching For It For 10 Minutes

My Cat, Deeply Asleep With The Last Piece Of A Jigsaw Puzzle. We've Been Searching For It For 10 Minutes

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However, while at home, you should also do your best to play lots of interactive games with your cat to help them get up and about.

"Fishing rod-style toys are great for this but encouraging jumping, running, and playing will help and some cats can even be trained to play 'fetch' and will love the time spent with you," the PDSA explained. You'll get your cat moving, you'll spend quality time together and, who knows, all that extra movement might just be useful for pet owners as well.

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Every Time I Straighten Them, Stevie Jumps Up And "Fixes" Them

Every Time I Straighten Them, Stevie Jumps Up And "Fixes" Them

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Raine Soo
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"They're much nicer this way, hooman. Please have your eyesight checked."

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My Name Is Atticus. I Was In The ICU For 2 Days But It Turns Out I Was Just Constipated. My Giant Turd Cost $2,536

My Name Is Atticus. I Was In The ICU For 2 Days But It Turns Out I Was Just Constipated. My Giant Turd Cost $2,536

My craps are more expensive than a small Louis Vuitton purse. I'm that fabulous.

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I Bet That Cat Was Looking Straight At The Painter The Whole Time

I Bet That Cat Was Looking Straight At The Painter The Whole Time

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Your Local Lizard
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I think it would be cute if boring blocky lanes were replaced with cat paw prints :3

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My Cat Furgus. He Also Doubles Up As A Step

My Cat Furgus. He Also Doubles Up As A Step

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#17

Heard My Husband Screaming While In The Shower... Walked In On This

Heard My Husband Screaming While In The Shower... Walked In On This

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#18

Turned My Back For A Minute And She Peed In 20 Cups Of Uncooked Rice

Turned My Back For A Minute And She Peed In 20 Cups Of Uncooked Rice

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#21

My Cat Loves To Shred Toilet Paper. Today, She Found My Entire Stash

My Cat Loves To Shred Toilet Paper. Today, She Found My Entire Stash

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#24

This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

This Is Why We Can’t Have Nice Things

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troufaki13
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have a scratching post right next to the couch. I regularly spray it with catnip. Guess where she scratches her nails...

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#26

Cat Returns With Sausage Stolen From Unknown Neighbors BBQ

Cat Returns With Sausage Stolen From Unknown Neighbors BBQ

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My Wife And I Were Switching Seats And As Soon As We Got Out Our Cat Diesel Stepped On The Lock Button And Locked Us Out

My Wife And I Were Switching Seats And As Soon As We Got Out Our Cat Diesel Stepped On The Lock Button And Locked Us Out

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#29

Got A New Kitten Who Has No Fear, This Is How I Have To Eat Every Meal Now

Got A New Kitten Who Has No Fear, This Is How I Have To Eat Every Meal Now

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#30

Just Why

Just Why

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#32

My Neighbor's Cat Drops By Every Once In A While To Stick His Head Through The Window And Scream At My Cat

My Neighbor's Cat Drops By Every Once In A While To Stick His Head Through The Window And Scream At My Cat

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#33

I Wanted My Cat To Go To The Vet. My Cat Didn’t Want To Go. So We Compromised And I Went To Urgent Care

I Wanted My Cat To Go To The Vet. My Cat Didn’t Want To Go. So We Compromised And I Went To Urgent Care

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#34

Got Blocked By FB Friends Because Of This Little Jerk

Got Blocked By FB Friends Because Of This Little Jerk

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#35

I Needed To Use The Restroom And Saw This Instead

I Needed To Use The Restroom And Saw This Instead

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#36

Thanks For Ruining My Breakfast

Thanks For Ruining My Breakfast

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#37

Bro, Can I Just Get A Moment Alone? What's Wrong With This Creature

Bro, Can I Just Get A Moment Alone? What's Wrong With This Creature

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#38

Look At Her Living Life Like She Pays Her Own Vet Bills

Look At Her Living Life Like She Pays Her Own Vet Bills

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Biljana Malesevic
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate when they do that. It makes me feel real uncomfortable. I got few scratches by "saving" my cat from the ledge (she didn't appreciate it).

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She Didn't Have A Problem With It Until We Were 2 Hours Away From Home, Then Suddenly It Was A Huge Problem

She Didn't Have A Problem With It Until We Were 2 Hours Away From Home, Then Suddenly It Was A Huge Problem

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#41

The Cat Was Mad We Weren't Home To Feed Her Dinner, And Got Back At Us By Ripping Apart A Pack Of Bagels And Taking A Tiny Bite Out Of Each One

The Cat Was Mad We Weren't Home To Feed Her Dinner, And Got Back At Us By Ripping Apart A Pack Of Bagels And Taking A Tiny Bite Out Of Each One

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#45

My Cat Just Bit The Corner Of My MacBook And Now My Screen Is Cracked

My Cat Just Bit The Corner Of My MacBook And Now My Screen Is Cracked

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#46

My Sister Is Babysitting My Cat, Benny. He’s Very Demanding

My Sister Is Babysitting My Cat, Benny. He’s Very Demanding

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Lauren Caswell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Male cameo cats can be weird. My parents cat is an excellent example of that.

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#47

Cat Left My Husband A Present This Morning

Cat Left My Husband A Present This Morning

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Raine Soo
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Oh, dear. The cat meant well. It probably thought that your husband was useless at catching his own food.

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#48

He Pushed My TV Off The Stand

He Pushed My TV Off The Stand

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#50

Went Missing Yesterday. Came Home Tonight About Two Hours After I'd Printed The Expensive Flyers. Jerk

Went Missing Yesterday. Came Home Tonight About Two Hours After I'd Printed The Expensive Flyers. Jerk

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Raine Soo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

One of my cats ran away for 25 hours back in July. That entire day was rough. We spent all night, all morning, all evening looking for her, to no avail. But, hooray, the cat came back on her own accord.

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#52

I Couldn’t Find My Cat For An Hour

I Couldn’t Find My Cat For An Hour

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#53

Admiring His Handy Work

Admiring His Handy Work

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Raine Soo
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You need to be careful. Some cats love plastic, and may ingest it.

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#54

His Concerts Start At 4am And Last Until Everyone In The House Is Up With Him

 His Concerts Start At 4am And Last Until Everyone In The House Is Up With Him

Benny recently learned that the acoustics in the shower will amplify his voice and protect him from the squirt bottle.

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#55

Hey, Hooman, You Remember Those Bills You Were So Stressed About - We Got Rid Of Them

Hey, Hooman, You Remember Those Bills You Were So Stressed About - We Got Rid Of Them

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#56

“Get The Damn Up And Feed Me Dave!”

“Get The Damn Up And Feed Me Dave!”

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#57

He Knows He’s Not Allowed On The Kitchen Counter, But He’s Technically On The Washing Machine. Judging By His Expression He Knows He’s Found The Loophole

He Knows He’s Not Allowed On The Kitchen Counter, But He’s Technically On The Washing Machine. Judging By His Expression He Knows He’s Found The Loophole

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#58

What Did We Learn? That Your Cat Can Make Your Death Seem Like A Suicide

What Did We Learn? That Your Cat Can Make Your Death Seem Like A Suicide

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#59

When A Cat Runs To The Fridge Every Time It Opens, A Sign Is Necessary

When A Cat Runs To The Fridge Every Time It Opens, A Sign Is Necessary

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#60

Now We Need New Christmas Tree Toys

Now We Need New Christmas Tree Toys

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#61

This Is Not A Relaxing Bath I Had Planned

This Is Not A Relaxing Bath I Had Planned

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Raine Soo
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Why would anyone be willing to sit in a body of water voluntarily?"

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#63

My Cat Knocked Over 2 Gallons Of Laundry Detergent Onto The Floor While I Was At Work (My Floor Is Not Blue, It’s White)

My Cat Knocked Over 2 Gallons Of Laundry Detergent Onto The Floor While I Was At Work (My Floor Is Not Blue, It’s White)

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#66

Nudge Chooses The One Person Who Is Allergic In A Room Full Of People

Nudge Chooses The One Person Who Is Allergic In A Room Full Of People

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#68

Yeah Right, Catch Me If You Can

Yeah Right, Catch Me If You Can

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Raine Soo
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aww, the poor kitty. You can always cut away the paw impressions and frost the cake.

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#69

My Girlfriend Came Home To Our Cat Dirt Sitting By The Window

My Girlfriend Came Home To Our Cat Dirt Sitting By The Window

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#70

He’s Very Open About Letting Me Know I Haven’t Been Paying Enough Attention To Him While I Weave

He’s Very Open About Letting Me Know I Haven’t Been Paying Enough Attention To Him While I Weave

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#72

Wesley, I'm Trying To Do Homework

Wesley, I'm Trying To Do Homework

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#73

Searched For Him Everywhere With No Success. Decided To Order Flyers To Distribute To The Neighbors, Then This Jerk Showed Up Before I Even Sent Out The First One

Searched For Him Everywhere With No Success. Decided To Order Flyers To Distribute To The Neighbors, Then This Jerk Showed Up Before I Even Sent Out The First One

I now have 300 flyers of his smug face.

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#74

It’s Fine I Didn’t Want The Damn Bread Anyway

It’s Fine I Didn’t Want The Damn Bread Anyway

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#76

My Cat Bites My Dad Whenever He's Paying Attention To My Mom And Not Him

My Cat Bites My Dad Whenever He's Paying Attention To My Mom And Not Him

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#77

This Is The Second Plant My Bastard Son Toby Has Maliciously Killed

This Is The Second Plant My Bastard Son Toby Has Maliciously Killed

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#78

I Guess I'm Done With My Coffee Then

I Guess I'm Done With My Coffee Then

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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Caffee ok, bald monkee, but nuff of shiny cup. I BE THE SHINEE, I must kil mug."

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#81

He Broke The Zipper On The Wardrobe Bag To Get Hair On My Boyfriend’s Tux The Day Before A Wedding

He Broke The Zipper On The Wardrobe Bag To Get Hair On My Boyfriend’s Tux The Day Before A Wedding

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#82

Our Cat Hasn’t Let Us Watch TV For Months Now

Our Cat Hasn’t Let Us Watch TV For Months Now

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#83

My Father Attempting To Eat Dinner In Peace

My Father Attempting To Eat Dinner In Peace

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#84

Cats Knocked Over Every Single One Of My Makeup Brushes This Morning. Into Their Freshly Shat In Litter Box

Cats Knocked Over Every Single One Of My Makeup Brushes This Morning. Into Their Freshly Shat In Litter Box

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#85

I Couldn’t Figure Out Why The Fabric Felt Wet But He’s Got The Thread Running Through His Teeth As I Sew. Gross

I Couldn’t Figure Out Why The Fabric Felt Wet But He’s Got The Thread Running Through His Teeth As I Sew. Gross

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#86

"Now I Know I'm A Cat. But We Can Keep This Quiet, Can't We?"

"Now I Know I'm A Cat. But We Can Keep This Quiet, Can't We?"

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#87

Why You Can’t Find Somewhere Else To Take A Standing-Up Nap

Why You Can’t Find Somewhere Else To Take A Standing-Up Nap

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#88

Get A Cat, They Said. They Provide Emotional Support And Are Often Misunderstood, They Said

Get A Cat, They Said. They Provide Emotional Support And Are Often Misunderstood, They Said

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is a sign that the cat was bored. Get another one. 2 cats means half the damage that one cat does.

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He’s Not Allowed On The Table

He’s Not Allowed On The Table

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#90

I Woke Up On My Birthday To Find Out My Cats Ripped Open A Bag Of Cat Litter And Spread It All Over The House (+ Pissed In The Bag)

I Woke Up On My Birthday To Find Out My Cats Ripped Open A Bag Of Cat Litter And Spread It All Over The House (+ Pissed In The Bag)

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#91

My Wife Just Wanted To Do Her Jigsaw Puzzle Without Being Bitten

My Wife Just Wanted To Do Her Jigsaw Puzzle Without Being Bitten

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#92

Getting Real Sick Of His Crap. I Walked Away From Cooking For A Minute And Come Back To This. He Acts Like I Never Feed Him

Getting Real Sick Of His Crap. I Walked Away From Cooking For A Minute And Come Back To This. He Acts Like I Never Feed Him

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#94

My Cat Is Able To Somehow Open Up The Cabinets. He Finally Got Into His Stash Of Catnip. Lesson Learned

My Cat Is Able To Somehow Open Up The Cabinets. He Finally Got Into His Stash Of Catnip. Lesson Learned

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#95

This Jerk Who Scratches The Couch And Sits On The Scratching Post

This Jerk Who Scratches The Couch And Sits On The Scratching Post

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Lauren Caswell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But he does scratch the post too you can see it. Move the post away from the sofa, that'd fix it

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#96

She Got Into The Attic And Fell Into The The The Hallway Wall. I Had To Break Her Out

She Got Into The Attic And Fell Into The The The Hallway Wall. I Had To Break Her Out

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Wendillon
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Let me guess, she didn't want to come out and stayed chilling in the wall for a while?

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#97

I Left The Groceries For One Minute So I Could Pee And He Took A Bite Out Of Every Single Tortilla. I Hate Him I Hate Him I Hate Him I Hate Him

I Left The Groceries For One Minute So I Could Pee And He Took A Bite Out Of Every Single Tortilla. I Hate Him I Hate Him I Hate Him I Hate Him

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#98

Found Him Laying In The Bowl Of Grapes. He Smushed Them All. He Is Proud Of Himself

Found Him Laying In The Bowl Of Grapes. He Smushed Them All. He Is Proud Of Himself

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#99

We Had Our Wedding Cake Remade For Our 5th Anniversary And This Fat Bastard Took The First Bite

We Had Our Wedding Cake Remade For Our 5th Anniversary And This Fat Bastard Took The First Bite

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#100

"Oh, Were You Gonna Cook Something In That?"

"Oh, Were You Gonna Cook Something In That?"

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#101

He Pulled The Bookmark Out Of The Book I'm Reading While It Was Sitting Closed On My Nightstand

He Pulled The Bookmark Out Of The Book I'm Reading While It Was Sitting Closed On My Nightstand

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Danieletc
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

REED MY STRIPES! REED THEM! WITH YUR FINGERS! NO PETTING PAPER WITH YUR EYES WHIN ME HEER!

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#102

Not Even Allowed To Take A Bath Without This Creep Screaming At Me And Doing Weird Stuff

Not Even Allowed To Take A Bath Without This Creep Screaming At Me And Doing Weird Stuff

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#103

Artist And Her Masterpiece

Artist And Her Masterpiece

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WilvanderHeijden
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Just to show you that your discussions about how the roll should hang are totally irrelevant to me.

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#104

Someone Knocked My Security Camera Down, Wonder Who It Was

Someone Knocked My Security Camera Down, Wonder Who It Was

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#106

Making Bath Time A Little Less Relaxing Since He Was A Kitten

Making Bath Time A Little Less Relaxing Since He Was A Kitten

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Luisa Vasconcelos
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Some people just like to complain. The beauty kitty is just doing a head massage.

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#108

Never. Trust. Silence

Never. Trust. Silence

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#109

My Cat Just Licked All The Sauce Off My Pizza

My Cat Just Licked All The Sauce Off My Pizza

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Danieletc
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That cat is giving you a look that says, "You CANNOT pretend to call that mess a pizza on social media!!!"

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#112

He Does This Everytime I Unload The Dishwasher

He Does This Everytime I Unload The Dishwasher

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Melissa Powell
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When my dryer shuts off, my cat Lovey, is right there and jumps in and goes to the back of the dryer. I sometimes leave a few items so he can lay on them. Just have to remember not to shut the dryer door.

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#113

I Was Wondering Why This Plant Was Dying

I Was Wondering Why This Plant Was Dying

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Raine Soo
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4 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Don't look at me for an explanation for your black thumb."

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#114

Pavlov Woke Me Up Early To Show Off His Kill

Pavlov Woke Me Up Early To Show Off His Kill

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#115

The Temptations Are Just Too Tempting

The Temptations Are Just Too Tempting

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#116

Jumped In The Cupboard And Knocked All My Clothes Out Onto The Floor So He Could Sit In There

Jumped In The Cupboard And Knocked All My Clothes Out Onto The Floor So He Could Sit In There

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#118

Got My First Succulent. It Lasted 8 Hours

Got My First Succulent. It Lasted 8 Hours

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#119

Murphy Kills Lamps. And Then Sits In Them

Murphy Kills Lamps. And Then Sits In Them

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Danieletc
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

*Ahem*. So, out of disrespect to you .... you ... you're saying... Murphy is... THROWING SHADE --??!! [badum-TISH!!]

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#121

Little Acrocat Already Ruined The Blinds In Another Room

Little Acrocat Already Ruined The Blinds In Another Room

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#122

I Lost A Bet Tonight. I Bet My Wife The Tree Would Be Up 6 Hours Before The Cats Demolished It. They Waited For 7 Hours

I Lost A Bet Tonight. I Bet My Wife The Tree Would Be Up 6 Hours Before The Cats Demolished It. They Waited For 7 Hours

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Radar Doi
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

mmm, yeah, trees and cats are a lethal combo... unless you anchor that tree with damn sailing ropes in 150 points around the room, it stands no chance

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#123

How Dare We Try To Do A Puzzle In Her Throne Room (Not Pictured Jerk #2 Who Is Smart Enough To Not Be Near The Scene Of The Crime)

How Dare We Try To Do A Puzzle In Her Throne Room (Not Pictured Jerk #2 Who Is Smart Enough To Not Be Near The Scene Of The Crime)

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Danieletc
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yo, me just here to rub it in before yu dum bald monkees feed me...

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#124

Woke Up To This Today. We Called Her A Bad Cat And She Didn’t Even Care. Thanks, Nova

Woke Up To This Today. We Called Her A Bad Cat And She Didn’t Even Care. Thanks, Nova

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Erin Kavik
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Cats love and will shred any and all bread products due to the yeast. Bread bins are advised.

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#125

These Are All My Bank Cards, ID Cards And Gym Card, After My Cat Dragged My Wallet On The Heater

These Are All My Bank Cards, ID Cards And Gym Card, After My Cat Dragged My Wallet On The Heater

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Danieletc
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4 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You not need that, bald munkey. Nap. Withh me. Sleep, now....

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#126

Little Jerk Has No Remorse

Little Jerk Has No Remorse

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#127

Photographic Evidence Of My Boyfriend’s Cat Trying To Steal My Cookie

Photographic Evidence Of My Boyfriend’s Cat Trying To Steal My Cookie

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#128

She Ripped Off That Just In 15 Minutes

She Ripped Off That Just In 15 Minutes

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