Bwahahahaha!

Cat thoughts: Good Morning! Breakfast in Bed?

better that than eating it ...;-)

He just is very unerstandig , intelligent cat. He knows that killig without reason is cruel and stupid

that's something to be proud about <3

THAT is why you get your damn pets fixed! It's not HER fault it is her owner's!

The look.."Deal with it."

This is hilarious i always tell my mom she getting cremated and im getting a cat!

Hopefully he learned his lesson.

omg! can i like this more please! my cat did the same thing.

"And what are you gonna do about it?"

I am puzzled trying to figure out why anyone would have $300 laying around anyway...especially in a home with pets....

Actually it's thumbs up for the cat! Just keep the box clean, that's it :)

Next step, knitting while the yarn is still in my butt.

mine does that !

Don't all cats do that?? My 2 certainly did!!

Yup... He's not the only one... It's the thought that counts right?

My cat used to bring them in alive to play with them. Lost count of how many lizard rescues I performed.

This is dangerous. My cat almost died from a blockage because she eats everything (not condoms). Please take this cat to a vet.

Who doesn't?

about the same here - she just ate the top and thats when I need to stir it and - Magic :D

Oh what a mess!

Of course you're a cat and he is a dog. Doh it's not rocket science.lol

"I feel no shame. He has to know it's MY house."

Again, FIX your pets!!! Not the cat's fault it's all on the owners.

You can also just close the lid. It might help...

Lololol that's messed up!

rave kitty

he looks like he is saying 'me?'

Noooooooo

Wow... A veryy rare kitty

Just be happy he's not humping your arm... Had three cats do that so far...

Ha ha Very friendly

Sounds like my sister....

look at the markings !?!

She is just telling you that your socks stink worse than her poo!

I don't see anything about declawing. Just wanna say that this cat is beautiful!

The same for me and my cat

looks guilty :D

My cat goes for the sock drawer

Psycho kitty ques casche...Ba, ba, ba, baa, ba, baba, baabaa...

That "P.s." really tops this perfectly!!!

"I want fish to starve. Then I'm gonna eat them."

what? he likes unicorns. A LOT

Lol

but is that the reason you are in a little girls bedroom XD

Oh no! Glad he's ok.

Not sorry!

Odd comment from me but love your handwriting

Penny should meet my cat, his name is Sheldon. Soft kitty, warm kitty, little ball of fur

haha my cats do that too

Buy him some cat grass!

2 punishments?!

My dog tries to eat the guinea pig, but the guinea pig is bffs with my grandmas cat... I have questions

Poor kitty! Mommy just doesn't understand! ;)

he has a look of evil on his cheeky little face!!

that face though lol