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For all of the people that make fun of large trucks or those with lift kits: #1 They can at least serve a purpose, unlike trucks that are low riders. Large trucks not only haul boats, I don't give a fūck what you say a car is NOT going to haul ANYTHING over a pontoon. Even then you're NOT going to back down on a dock or launch, without ending up in the water. I've seen idiots try that būllshit and it didn't end well for them. You will also have a difficult time on the roads leading to an area that you can drop your boat #2 Campsites. Roads that are surrounding lakes and rivers.will quickly turn from asphalt to gravel and red dirt (Oklahoma is known for) there is a huge difference getting stuck in regular mud vs. red dirt. If you've ever driven on it you know what I talking about. You will not be able to take a car into any of those areas. #3 Weather. Trucks or ones with lift kits can drive through deep water that drowns out other cars.
I drive a small car and have seen firsthand, what happens when an idiot tries to drive through deep water. I've also seen drivers of big trucks rescue people, animals and tow cars that are drowned out. It also applies, when we've had snow and ice. They've towed numerous vehicles for people that are stuck in snow, on ice or have went off the road. Yes, I consider that as a good reason to an one. #4 Half of those people that own trucks either work outside, contractors, construction, plumbers, electrical work, landscaping, road work, automotive, quarries, masonry, HVAC, helping people move, hunting, fishing, camping, etc., #5 When you are outside of a town or city and live in the country, rural areas, on a farm or ranch, being prepared for ANYTHING is essential if you want to survive. #6 Humans aren't the ONLY priorities, Large Animal Vets are ALWAYS in need of help, plus FIsh, Game and Wildlife have needed the help from locals to assist them multiple times.
Load More Replies...It has really big paws. It's gonna be a huge truck when it grows up :)
This post is funny, including Robert Benson's pig paws joke, but just an FYI to some of the other readers: the size of the truck and the need for wide tires have little to do with each other. Wide tires are used to for soft terrain.
Load More Replies...That is so funny. In my mind, I can see those little go-cars that used to be everywhere.
Spotted this interesting car on Bored Panda about a dozen times recently.
D**n you now you got me thinking about The Life of Brian!
Load More Replies...There are memes like this about how bad Oklahoma roads can be. One of my favorite is "If you see someone swerving they aren't drunk, they're just trying to dodge potholes in the road!" It can be especially bad, once you get outside of the city or towns. Once you hit the more country, rural or smaller "towns," the worse the roads will become. Since, they don't have the funding or tax dollars like the bigger cities, there isn't money to fix and repair the roads and bridges. Hell, I'm in OKC and there is a bridge less than 3 miles from my home that's been closed for 4 YEARS. The cost will be $1.5 million dollars to replace it, so I have to make a 10 mile detour when I'm coming to and from the Hospital that ALL of my Doctor's, which includes my Oncologist are currently located. I drive a small, 19 year old, 5-door hatchback and have several family members that live out in BFE. These are the types of roads around them and yet, one more reason why they ALL own and drive trucks.
The story I remember is a driver swerving to avoid potholes was pulled over by the cops and ticketed. Decided to dispute it in court, so he recorded other emergency vehicles swerving around potholes on the same road in court.
Load More Replies...Not likely. Pot holes like that usually form because the govt keeps piling more and more asphalt over the road bed every year. The asphalt freezes and cracks in the winter, and chunks get pulled out by passing cars. There's still probably a perfectly fine road bed made of concrete and stones under that.
I agree, if they are trending to an emergency they want to park as close as possible. Not all emergencies require flashlights to stay on.
Load More Replies...Hate to say this but cops do not have a Ford Edge as a cruiser, white car, and feds don’t drive what looks to be an F-150. Come on man know what this agencies drive before saying stuff like that. And clearly that is not a police issued license plate in the Edge. Unfortunately I do know what vehicle they drive since I have worked on their vehicles for years. Good for you if you actually tow them if they are indeed parked illegally but lost the actual vehicle not someone else’s
Umm, there is no standard police car. Local police are allowed to buy and modify any car into a cruiser. It's just that Ford has monopolized police vehicle contracts for decades. Plus you can see the vehicles local ID number on the bumpers to the right of the license plate. Civilian vehicles don't have those.
Load More Replies...Doubtful they are charged to get it out. They are the authorities.
Load More Replies...When I was a kid someone in my town had a replica General Lee, horn and everything.
If the police need to go faster, they start Flintstoning with their feet.
Is it just me, or does it look like the driver is a sloth wearing a white helmet 🤔
Took me a moment to- you’re seeing the white barrier as the helmet and the right side rear mirror as the face. The driver is actually the dark head shape behind the B pillar 😂 but that’s super cute
Load More Replies...Or "Because I owe you money, officer? I've got that $20 I borrowed right here for you"
Load More Replies...I mean for real. If you don't know, then there's no point on us continuing this conversation.
Why did I read that as cat instead of car and why didn’t I question why a cat would need an inspection
I live in a state that does not have mandatory car inspections. That's why I can see the road through the floor of my car.
we used to put a half bottle o whiskey in the glove box. i got some right shitters through the tests, lol
When I was stationed in Germany, it was a whole bottle under the passenger seat.
Load More Replies...January 1978: Bought 914 Porsche. September 1978: Sold 914 Porsche.
When the power steering on my Citroen C3 failed, I wasn't even sure it had failed because the car is so light. When I had to drive my wife's Kia 4x4 without power steering... yeah, that was a workout!
Mother in law donated her tank of a Volvo because she was no longer strong enough to drive it, and I ended up with a neck torsion....
As a man I find this offensive. Also, yeah, can you help me find the fridge?
Load More Replies...Nonsense. Sexist b.s. My wife can't parallel park. Should I say, "..women be like can't park a car.."?
This post may come off sexiest but the way men and women think are so different. Men are focused on one part and don’t notice anything around it. Women are multi-taskers. We see everything to the point we get distracted from what we actually wanted to do. All of us are mentally hard wired one way or another. :)
Load More Replies...That is one of the reasons I love having a stick shift car : not everyone can/will steal them. Thinking of it, car insurance cost should be lower accordingly, shouldn't it?
I like my manual transmission. Helps keep my mind engaged while driving.
Brain cells engaged in shifting gear are not available for routine tasks
Load More Replies...I still chuckle that Americans think "stick shift" is something special. Mate, that's just driving.
It will mostly be obsolete with electric cars, as they typically don't have more than one gear. I prefer that even to manual transmission.
Load More Replies...It's working out that my sibling & I are going to be the last generation of my family to drive stick shifts. None of nieces & nephew have a clue about them.
They don’t need to honestly. They probably don’t have to blacksmith their own horseshoes either 🤷♀️
Load More Replies...Wow finally a smart one - here the beginners put 'I'm a bringer' printout and stick it on the back window diminishing the possibility to fücking see out of the rear view window
Had a stick shift when first moved to Seattle - scary s**t on those hills thinking I'd roll back a car length and hit the car behind me before I could get the d**n thing in gear.
Look at the tire: the rim has nearly the same pattern as the wheel of the garbage can. The fender and the rest of the can also fit together nicely, I admit...
Load More Replies...This becomes less alarming when the screen changes to show you that the rest of this message likely reads 'oil soon', as in change engine oil soon.
If you squint you can see on the far right the word “oil” is actually covered with a poor photoshop job
Load More Replies...It isn't. You can see where they covered the word "oil"
Load More Replies...I have 2006 Jeep Cherokee and the only side it has a key hole is on the driver side. So this can't happen on my vehicle.
You *have* to turn it down as soon as you start reversing, though, because everybody knows a car can't drive backwards when it's too loud.
Load More Replies...Next car tip: You can't be slow if you don't have brakes. Remove them!
You must be good at GeoGuessr if you know that this is in the US. What gave it away?
Load More Replies...Let's all remember that great bit in Starman https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3WtvzmKCQQ
Red means stop. Green means go. Yellow means go very very fast.
Load More Replies...Moved to a new area, noticed people don't immediately go on green. Found out people don't take yellow seriously! Otherwise driving is fine.
And when approaching a red light with no one in front of you, watch the pedestrian signal or cross-traffic light to figure out whether to slow roll to the light so it can change to green.
What? No, if the light is green then I'm going, that's what a green light means
Load More Replies...Once I started to slow for a yellow on a four-lane, and was shocked when a semi blew past me at speed. He had had to switch lanes to do it. Scared the **** out of me and now I check the rear view before deciding to slow.
Me every morning on my work commute, I need to stop drinking coffee before I leave home as it adds to my aggression but on the other hand it's the only thing that wakes my brain up
Has anyone notice that, seemingly suddenly, people are taking their sweet time when the light goes green now? I never saw this issue till the last few months. Everything was fine during the morning commute. Now, yeah, yelling "go! go! green!"
Load More Replies...For me it's the opposite. I'll be driving the speed limit. If I go even 1 MPH faster, I'll literally be breaking the law, and some entitled j*****s will be riding my bumper. If it's really that important for you to go fast, just pass me, and everyone wins. Of course, I'll laugh at you when I see you pulled over later.
I don't often have that issue, but when I do, I'll just briefly pull over if possible and pull right back onto the road after they pass. I can't tolerate anyone that close to me behind. It divides your attention and feeling angry isn't great while driving. It's interesting to see how fast they really wanted to go when they're free to do so. I've found that it usually isn't much faster and sometimes not faster at all. Hopefully it makes some realize they were driving too close. I've certainly seen some surprised-looking faces. I wonder if some people are just really oblivious and get into a bad habit of tailgating without realizing they're doing it, much less realizing that it's not very smart.
Load More Replies...Totally agree with this. I had a faulty headlight on my Ford Falcon and I naively thought all I would have to do is lift off the plastic cover, unscrew a bulb, screw in a new one, reattach the cover...ha ha ha yeah right. Saw this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mi0qMwKfJDc) and said "Nope, not for me, let the garage mechanics earn something"
My daughters Ford Fusion you tube instructions started with "remove the front fascia". "Naw can't help you kid".
My 'front fascia' was put there when Mum built me and nobody's going to change that
Load More Replies...Last time I needed a tail light replaced, I got my neighbour's 5 year old to do it, because there is no way in hell an adult hand could fit into that space to unscrew the old bulb and put in the new one.
Or remove the alternator, intake, coolant overflow tank, wiper fluid tank, or battery
We once had a neighbor who always parked his car in his driveway facing the street. We used to joke "Is he planning to make a fast getaway before the police surround his house?" Turned out the police were anticipating that and had the house surrounded before he could.
We had a rule at work to reverse park only for safety....you block traffic, you're looking to ensure you don't hit the cars on either side of your parking spot, you are doing the freaking same, if not MORE head swivelling and checking except you are p.issing everyone off if you can't get it right first time and you can't get beyond a drunk snails pace.....when you reverse, you just check nobody is there, you block no one and you check the cars opposite and around aren't reversing, easy 2 second check, you swing out and off you go.
That easy two second check is exactly why it's safer to reverse into a parking spot.
Load More Replies...I just got a new car with backup assist. Now backing into the garage. My last car was a 2009 model.
Didn't really get burned but..one problem with the 3.6 Mopar motor is oil cooler failing. I pulled the dip^^***k to look for issues. Bought the truck. 2 days later, I got a 'check engine' light, took it to O'Reilly for a scan. "you must have a bad thermostat", got home popped the radiator cap, milky substance floating on top. "As is' warranty. Called the dealer I bought it from. Asked if I bought the parts, he would supply labor. He agreed, and also threw in a NEW radiator. Not as bad as it could've been.
Load More Replies...*pops the hood* Welp, the engine is still there. And it doesn't currently appear to be on fire. Nothing else I can do.
“Where’s the carburetor? Is that the flux capacitor? Where’s the espresso machine? That’s the skibidi toilet, right?” I annoy the f out of our mechanics when I’m filming in the shop 😂
Load More Replies...All I know about cars is this, make sure to change the oil, and wiper fluid.
"Check Engine" light comes on. Obediently shuffles to front of car, opens hood. "It's still there, now what?"
that's just when you start the electronics all displays light up for a second so you can see if all lights are working
I had a Mercedes that had a strange light which came on when I started the car. When I checked the manual for what it was the description was "this light has no purpose "
Yeah, we had this... it's not fun, because the fault can lie literally anywhere from the ECU to the fuse box to the ABS pump, because they're all on a common bus.
Idk why this made me think of this so I’m just going to say it anyways: Sometimes at dealerships, the new vehicles have fuel economy gauges but they haven’t been driven long enough to properly calibrate and update itself. So I’ll be in a brand new 2025 whatever with 10km on the odometer and the economy says something like 86L/100km 😂 (that’s like 3mpg, American pandas).
Oh, I loathe this system on modern cars. It's terrifying to me XD My mom and sister both have this on their cars (my mom has a 2018 Cadillac and my sister has a 2016 Tesla) and they both lose their fob ALL THE TIME because they no longer "care" about keeping track of it since they don't "need a key" to start their car :x
I have an older car. I need to use the physical key to unlock my doors. People make fun of me, but I don't care.
Load More Replies...Friend places his keys on the roof. Forget. Got in started the car and drove off. Arrived at destination, no key to lock car. Keys, along with the keys to his other car, had fallen off somewhere in the 100 miles from home to destination. That was an expensive day out!
If the fob is out of the car, and you drive away, you get 1/2 way down your driveway, not 100 MI..
Load More Replies...A while back a woman rented a car and went shopping in a tourist town, she got back in the car and drove around for 2 weeks. When she took the car back they told her they did not rent that kind of car! One of the counter people remembered a dude who came in a couple weeks before to rent a car because his had been stolen. NEVER LEAVE YOUR FOB IN YOUR CAR! (everything was settled with police, the other guy, and the rental agency - but for 2 weeks she could have been arrested for car theft)
So I guess you press the Start button to stop the engine. Windows users will be quite comfortable with that
Yes, you do press the same button to stop the engine, it's an engine start/stop button, as indicated in the picture.
Load More Replies...I guess I'm unconventional. I put the fob in my pocket before getting in the car, then don't touch it until I'm home when I take it out of my pocket.
Mine has only two places where it’s allowed to be: in my hand, or in my purse.
Load More Replies...Driving in the snow is a big no for me. Living in a country where it rains a lot but rarely snows, complete chaos follows those pesky flakes
I feel this. I live in Southern California, where it never snows and rarely rains. I swear every single person forgets how to drive as soon as it starts raining :(
Load More Replies...one of my sons, well, all of them grew up in Minnesota, but ONE of them moved to Texass.....he goes out after ANY visible snow accumulation and people PAY him to drive them around!! lol
My kids learned to drive in winter with lots of snow and ice. The snow compacts into ice at the intersections, so you have to coast to a stop without braking.
Same!! XD My physical therapist won't let me say "ARRRRR" when he has me doing an exercise that he literally calls "Captain Morgans". :( I asked if he would at least give me a shot of rum after every Captain Morgan that I do. He also vetoed that XD
Load More Replies...Fine if you're slenderman, but that would keep punching you in the lobbocks if you were normal size.
dear BP, i am NOT 'posting too fast" i am thinking and typing 'too fast'
Load More Replies...Coming from the UK we have the sign which means national speed limit, when I'm asked how by a non UK resident how fast that is my reply is "its the only speed that nobody is driving at"
When the examiner told my daughter she was speeding, she replied "It's ok, my Dad said I can drive 5 over", to which the examiner replied "I am the person who decides if you get a license, and I say you can't"..."oh"..
The worst part is driving exactly the speed limit makes you look suspicious. It seems actually obeying the traffic laws makes you more likely to be pulled over (as opposed to someone who is going a few mph over the limit).
Load More Replies...I was in Philadelphia last weekend. Pretty sure it's where the "the sign said 95 so I'm driving 95 miles an hour!" joke began.
In Australia, it seems like 80kms is the speed that most people ignore. When the limit is below or above that it's easier to stick to it apparently.
California the speed limit is 65 but if your not going 80-ish you're driving too slow
The law has to give us a couple or few mph to play before they can pull anybody over because there's no possible way in which they could ever be in perfect calibration with every single vehicle driving down the road !
The bumper sticker reads: “I identify as a F150.” For those who are having a hard time reading it 😄
Yep. Houston, TX. And no, this wasn't an Art Car Parade entrant. (Probably not.)
That's a mechanics special. Specifically, "because I could"
Just release the clutch slowly an you start rolling. Then accelerate. The ability to do it with the right timing comes with training
It will most likely stall. You need a certain amount of engine revs before you let the clutch out, unless you either have a very big engine or a very gentle left foot!
Load More Replies...Drove one in San Francisco. Interesting when the stop light was on a hill and some random person pulled up right behind you.
That was me the one time I tried to learn a stick. (Never had another chance to try.)
To us in EU it's so weird that most Americans find it so hard to drive "a stick"
Load More Replies...Bunny hopping was something we did on bikes. It was kangarooing in a car.
Load More Replies...You learnt to ride a bike, you can learn to drive a stick shift. Keep trying !
I learned by pulling my brother's car in and out of his driveway until I got the feel of it.
With all the computers, that's about all you can do. The days when you could rebuild your carburetor on the kitchen table are long gone.
101 mechanics..open the engine, look, shake head and say "whot fork did this s**t"
Where we're going we don't need roads... we need shoes.
Load More Replies...Bruh when they said "make it pop" I think you took it too literally
I mean, take the 2020 Ford Escape, that was designed off a Porsche. Maybe the CX30 is imitating the Ferrari? (I haven’t looked this up lol I’m lazy tonight)
If you give me six lines written by the hand of the most honest of men, I will find something in them which will hang him.
My bf’s mom is a cop. And his dad. And his brother. And his uncle. And his aunt. And his aunt’s boyfriend. Family dinners at his house make me weirdly nervous even though I haven’t done anything wrong 😂
My favorite part of Snap-on tools is their lifetime warranty. I would take my worn out Phillips head screw drivers to them twice a year and get the tips replaced for free.
Took a 10 yr old ratchet back to K-mart (yeah...LONG time ago), easy swap.
Load More Replies...A squirt of lube and you'll be in heaven...erm..so I'm told.
Load More Replies...Nah, snakes aren't usually that helpful. You'll have to push it yourself
This is partially why I've covered most of my van with decals, stickers, and other weirdnesses XD I also never get any minor bodywork repairs done (scratches, dents, peeling paint, etc.) as they add to the overall "unappealing trash rectangle" that is my van XD
Load More Replies...VWs have a really rare version of some of their older cars called a "Harlequin" with panels of different colours
iirc they got a model T to the top of Ben Nevis (tallest mountain in the UK) sometime in 1920s. Before the UK invented roads ...
did you forget the ancient italian tour groups? they left some roads
Load More Replies...Just buy a Japanese car. Those things last forever. My first Toyota had 380 thousand miles when I sold it. My Mazda currently has 275 thousand miles. I've only replaced tires and brakes.
Yup, my Challenger’s power steering decided to stop working this morning when I turned the car on, out of the blue, at least I was not on the road already. I checked the fuses, they’re all good; the pump and reservoir are behind a fastened panel behind the right front wheel so I had to have it towed to the dealership :’(
Load More Replies...I’ve never owned a Toyota that broke down. My first got T-boned (not my fault). I sold my second because it had 250,000 km and I was offered a ford focus for free that had 80,000 km (I regret this decision). My last, I gave away for free to a friend who really needed the help, because it only had 350,000 km and drove like new 😂 I have a way newer VW now but I miss that last Toyota a lot. They last forever!
Load More Replies...Doesn't matter how lifted the body is if the axles only have six inches of clearance...
The Wrangler was the last Jeep with any credible off-road ability.
Load More Replies...This happened to me a few years back when they left a fake number and I'm still pi**ed off today
I hope this exact thing happened to them the next day.
Load More Replies...Yes, and that's why if I ever see someone hit a parked vehicle, I always note the reg and report it.
A note to put on the car of someone you don't like - "Sorry I hit your car. But as you can see, the damage hardly noticeable unless you look at it in the right light."
I freakin' can't stand people revving their engines. Little dïck narcissists...
Some drivers really love and enjoy the sound themselves, just like I love blasting classic rock with huge speakers 😊
Load More Replies...Coming from someone that owns a BMW and also a car repair shop: BMW suck to work on! You wanna change a sensor? It’s under the engine, but not really, because it’s really on top of the engine, under 4 meters of cable and plastic..
My cousin is an Audi mechanic. Same stuff. He says the minimum repair on any Audi is $1000!
Load More Replies...It would appear that the designers were watching way too much tentacle video
Bah. This is child's play for anyone who's ever had to disentangle a network closet.
A very small percentage of the population, you mean? 😂
Load More Replies...When we buy car parts online, we get a magnet with a picture of a restored or blinged out car the owner claims was built with parts from that specific parts company
Rock Auto? I have a ton of those 😂 they’re great
Load More Replies...Heyyyy that looks like what my VW Eurovan's engine looked like until I tore off all those stupid plastic covers and threw them in the garbage XD
My brother is a mechanic, and when he works on cars for the family, he gets rid of these, too. Not regular peoples cars, obviously.
Load More Replies...I had a Chevy Aveo that had this configuration...it was awful!!!
The doorway to either heaven or hell. You won't know which until you open it. Do you take the chance? If yes, turn to page 57. If no, turn to page 22.
Load More Replies...This is what happens when you drive through the fourth dimension. You will note that claims resulting from such activity are specifically excluded from your insurance...
I love that sound. I'll likely never own a muscle car/sports car/anything with more oomph than my old V6 Eurovan (I'd die for an old-school Shelby Mustang), but there is NOTHING like the sound of a V8 and/or V10.
Load More Replies...Google’s AI has a lovely explanation: In the context of a race, "gapping someone" or "to gap someone" means to create a significant distance between yourself and another competitor, essentially leaving them behind. It implies a faster pace or a decisive lead, making it harder for the other competitor to catch up. The Oxford English Dictionary doesn't have a specific entry for "gap" in this racing sense, but it does define "gap" as a break or opening, and the transitive use of "gap" (to make a gap) is relevant to the racing context.
Load More Replies...Me, except I'm not salivating over my car, I'm pressing the "lock" button on my key fob because I can't remember if I locked it or not XD
right? And now I’m half a block away and I tell my kids “shh, be quiet, I’m listening for the beep” like I have to make sure I didn’t accidentally unlock it while we walked away lol
Load More Replies...Me even though I own a pretty basic car, but it’s the first one I’ve ever owned myself that isn’t rusty and has mint-condition rims and looks like a real adult’s car 🥰 it’s a reminder of how far I’ve come from rock bottom. I love staring at it.
Excellent news! I'm almost 50 and I've only ever owned 2 so this means I'm going to live forever
I'm 43 and I've owned 2 XD I had my first car that I bought myself when I was 16-17, an '86 Mazda 323. Then, in 2001, after my dad's accident, my mom bought a VW Eurovan because she was going to have a wheelchair ramp installed. Turns out it was cheaper to buy a used van with a ramp ALREADY installed than to install a ramp on the VW XD So, she looked at me, handed me the keys to the VW, and said, "This is your problem now." I've had that van ever since!
63, on number 6, so pretty much on par. I suspect this varies wildly in different parts of the world.
I’m 32, I’ve had 10 (but two were company demos and two were totalled in accidents that weren’t my fault) : an 86 Mazda b2000 truck, an 89 Ford Tempo, an 87 Toyota Camry, a 2004 Acura Integra, a 1986 Bronco II, a 2001 Ford Focus, a 2019 Ford EcoSport (company demo), a 2021 Buick Encore (company demo), a 2005 Toyota Corolla, and now a 2019 VW Jetta 😎
I'm on #7 and hope to stay here for the rest of my life as long as planned obsolescence doesn't interfere.
12 year old transmission? That's just a baby. I'm still driving around my 2001 VW Eurovan. It's older than some of my friends XD
Unless its a Ford product. 120 years of not being able to make a reliable transmission.
Load More Replies...Hilariously, my '01 VW Eurovan has a better engine (and is faster than) my ex's much-newer Camry. My van is a V6, and somehow my ex ended up with a Camry that was only four cylinders XD
That’s funny 😂 tell him they don’t even make a v6 Camry anymore now after 2024 😂 do they still make the eurovan? I’m so jealous you have one!
Load More Replies...I live by my own quote: Never borrow what you can't afford to replace and never loan what you can afford to lose.
Load More Replies...Then the lights change, he turns off to a side road and you're left looking like an idiot
Or the light turns and they take off like an insecure p***k while you drive like a normal responsible person.
No that’s the funniest part. Pretend like you’re going to race with them, and then when the light turns green they look douchey ripping off into the sunset while you drive like a normal human being 😂
Load More Replies...I can drive a manual. But I don’t want to. I’ve always enjoyed my drives better when I’m in an automatic. What I enjoy about driving has nothing to do with shifting gears manually. And I don’t think I’m superior or cooler than anyone else just because I can drive a stick 😊 but I also don’t think manual-enthusiasts are dumb for enjoying that part of the driving experience, I totally get where they’re coming from. (If I was on a racetrack I’d prefer a manual tbh, but not for daily driving). Everyone should just enjoy their lives however they want 😊 happiness doesn’t mean trying to impress people or trying to put others down to make yourself feel cool. For me, it means enjoying my automatic transmission and feeling more in touch with the road and environment and enjoying letting my car make the calculations so I can just drive and look at the mountains 😊 for others, it means a manual and feeling more in touch with the engine and machine and having control over the performance. And those are both cool! Thank you for coming to my TED Talk :)
It looks like blue painters tape, which is designed to come off without damage.
Load More Replies...Okay, but, do you guys remember those children's beds that were shaped like racing cars? I always wanted one. Could build an adult-sized version out of a muscle car's chassis/body... XD
That would be totally awesome! The top could open/close like a coffin and motorized 😎
Load More Replies...Sometimes, on the rare occasions I'm going someplace with my mother and she's driving, she'll be like "Here, hold the steering wheel for me!" and then she'll start rooting around in her purse or whatnot. It is the most TERRIFYING thing in the world to try to control a 4,000-lb Cadillac sedan with ONE HAND when you aren't also in control of the gas/brakes. She usually only looks down/away for a few seconds, but it's still horribly terrifying (and there's no way she'd react in time if something/someone jumped out in front of us, even if I yelled "BRAKE"!) She'll just let go of the wheel and start rooting in her purse even as she says it, so I don't have a choice but to grab the wheel D: (I try to accompany her when she's driving as little as possible, lol)
OMG my late husband used to do that and then bend over to find the lighter he dropped on my side of the floor boards to light his cigar. Just ASK me to get your friggin' lighter!!!
Load More Replies...A CDL isn't required to drive a tour bus? Hallelujah, another use for the bass player!
CDL means commercial driver's license I assume? I'm not native, so random abbreviations sometimed get me ;)
Load More Replies...Finally, entry #5 on my List Of Personal Enemies I Shall Violently Murder has foolishly identified himself. *unpacks killing kit*
My neighbour is a total jerk about this. I park on his left, NOBODY parks on his right. He has like 30ft of room on his right. But he’s always an inch or two over the line on my side. (The other day I came home early and he wasn’t home yet, so I parked exactly on the line 😂 just enough to be annoying but not enough to leave a note. It had 0 impact. I’m gonna have to leave a note next time. He has anger issues so I’m not looking forward to it.)
I'm guessing it's just taking the p1ss out of people who put large exhaust outlets on - this one is actually an air filter - to make it sound louder and pretend it's a bigger engine.
Load More Replies...Money better spent on a male enhancement surgery. And by that I mean vasectomy.
15-20hp would have meant something in the 2/e days when your fighter started with a d10 and your wizard with a d4... nowadays you're just adding another couple of hits from a garden variety kobold.
If you're stranded and only have a zi tie .... it's not stupid if it works
Or...how to destroy the resale of a Dodge Ram. Yeah, that stack looks tough, but...
Back in the 1970's my friend was a British sportscar enthusiast. He carried his tools, new fan belt, spark plugs, and coolant in the trunk of that car. It broke down almost every drive in the country.
Naw, naw. Car keys clipped to belt loop, phone in back pocket. You need both front pockets for that stuff - since you should have a battery-powered jumpstarter as well just in case! XD
The survey at the end of this list of car memes shows that three percent of people said that they have never seen a car meme. I repeat: THIS ARTICLE IS A LIST OF CAR MEMES.
I think you are just jealous that she has a cooler car than you! I didn’t see it mentioned, so it can’t have been too many times. TBH I am a bit jealous too!
Load More Replies...The survey at the end of this list of car memes shows that three percent of people said that they have never seen a car meme. I repeat: THIS ARTICLE IS A LIST OF CAR MEMES.
I think you are just jealous that she has a cooler car than you! I didn’t see it mentioned, so it can’t have been too many times. TBH I am a bit jealous too!
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