Nailed it

I feel very motivated...

Day job and Night job.

May the wholy Marx be with you!

Bang bus haha

yes i called you... come in the rear

It is aligned so perfectly, it makes you wonder if someone mischievously did this on purpose.

It's good gaming advice, not so good for real life.

I am not using toilet after this person

Daddy!!!! Capture-5a...0b88ad.jpg

I guess he practices "hole-istic" healing... thank you I'll be here all week

It was an honor just to be nominated

Well, to be fair to this one...you have to be looking at it from this exact angle in order for that lowercase "d" to look like a capital "I"

"But I set fire to the rain--" "Nooooooo"

I recommend plastic surgery.

Please consult a doctor if you've had this pizza for four hours

The buses are not the same..

Obviously, very popular in that community.

Sex bacon and all you can eat sausage!

Is "drink drive" a phrase that makes sense anywhere? Just curious.

OK, this one was deliberate....isn't it spelled "Shiitake"?

[smirks] "It ain't braggin' if it's true, honey!"

"Feuerlöscher" means "fire enstinguisher". So this is "A**s löscher", i.e. "A**s estinguisher". I guess it is a medical service for the fans of hot mexican sauces!

Well, everyone to what they deem important...

Probably play s**t music too

heh! My old yearbook quote!

Laugh now...but someday you're going to be grateful for their 24 hr emergency service

I do not want to enter that door!

It's even a creepy, windowless, predator van! They thought of everything!

Interesting choice of wording.

Cool glasses!

Manchester!

At least they know what they're doing...

I gues they s**t bricks?