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Meme has become a by-word of contemporary digital culture. And that makes sense, because when you think of it, meta-jokes allow us to communicate things in a way more complex way. Sometimes, it’s the other way around. When the subject of a conversation is fundamentally intricate, it begs for an unorthodox way to talk about things.

Like, capitalism. Many of us know how painful it may be to work late hours like there’s no tomorrow, like your family doesn’t exist, to sit by the desk without a day off, trying hard to deliver your very best daily, only to realize it’s been like this for the past decade. Here you go, I just described one of the memes in this list.

And while the capitalist society is spinning its wheels harder than ever before, with long-awaited hope of minimum wage being raised to $15 in the US, these anti-capitalist memes seem more relevant than ever. Someone's calling us overdramatic?

And to whoever is not into hard topics in life, this batch of memes speak of society and its flaws in a funny, like cringe funny, “oh my, it’s me” way. Psst! Another batch of anti-capitalist jokes can be found in our previous post here.

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phanmo
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is a tax credit scam. The grocery store makes a donation in their name with all the money collected and gets a tax credit.

Kathy Trites
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Companies get the praise and tax deductions from customer donations

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Something
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They're selling halos. EDIT: I mean the point isn't the donation. Giving makes people feel good, so they're doing this to gain customer satisfaction.

Liz
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

No, they're doing it because they can write off whatever money you donate in their taxes as charitable donations.

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tuzdayschild
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The best part is this: They use your donated money as their own donation and write it off on their taxes. So that's wonderful.

Lily Swag
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

THIS. It's the same as the Amazon smile stuff. People think it's so impressive, but it's just a way to dodge taxes.

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Mia Hamsa
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If you donate via their system, they get to claim it as part of their corporate donations that are TAX REFUNDABLE so they don't have to put in their own money to get the tax deductions. Don't give to the super markets, give what you can when you can on your own.

Keith Wollenberg
Community Member
4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's worse than that. They use your donation as their own to reduce their tax contribution to the community. By all means, donate to charities that inspire you, but use the tax deduction for yourself. Don't contribute to a scheme to help corporations avoid paying their share.

Kathy Duke
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They actually combine your donation with theirs & a take a huge tax write off.

Todd Hunter
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Plus the company can collect the donations and use them as a corporate donation which is tax deductible for them.

Colin L
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4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They get to claim the charitible donation, and you have to trust that they aren't donating to some homophobic or weird religious charity.

Daria B
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4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This one reminds me of my phone asking me sometimes, "Are you charging your phone? Do you want to activate the option that donates money to poor African children while you're charging your phone?" Me: "If I do that it will be ME the one needing charity....."

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    #2

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    Monolicle Potato
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live in America, and even I see it’s a sinking ship.

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    Screeching Cryptid
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    people should always have enough to have a working roof over their heads, a bed, healthcare, and healthy food. Work should simply provide to money to improve upon lifestyle. But that would require many rich people to donate money they don't even need, so forget that.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Welcome to the great con... Free market capitalism. Even JP Morgan recognized its flaws, for pity's sake.

    elStiJneriNO
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    slaves were essential to the economic growth of the young US .. https://www.forbes.com/sites/hbsworkingknowledge/2017/05/03/the-clear-connection-between-slavery-and-american-capitalism/?sh=1f99a7b07bd3 in the 18th century they were allegedly applauded at 8 in the evening

    Dagnirath
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Essential" actually means "expendable", and I'm so tired of being one!

    Chewie Baron
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    Premium
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The same way as the human race battle both starvation and obesity.

    Bored platypus
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People in USA should go out to protest to have a decent minimum wage like they did with the Black Lives Matter... they have all those billionaires, while majority needs to struggle to live a decent life...

    Em B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm proud to be an American... Until I learned of the disparity, unfairness, in our system.

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    To find out more about the complex dynamics between capitalism and internet jokes, Bored Panda reached out to Dovydas Skarolskis, a Vilnius-based connoisseur of the contemporary political and cultural climate.

    First off, Dovydas said that there’s no mathematically accurate answer to whether capitalism and the free market are evil. “The economic historians defending the free market have estimated that it is only because of the ideas of capitalism and industrialization that people have been able to rise out of poverty.”

    Meanwhile, he explained that many researchers and activists of the field see our contemporary society as full of various forms of exploitation. “The fight between these and many other political ideas is perfectly illustrated by the Political Compass memes that ridicule one position or the other, as well as mock the assumptions about them and the ideas behind them."

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    #3

    No Words Describe This

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    thisisanalt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    homeless man gets 180 months ceo gets 3.33333333333 years

    troufaki13
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might get downvoted for this, but I've heard many times that homeless people commit petty crimes in order to get in prison where they have a place to sleep and food to eat.

    Pandana
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wanna know something else? The man was black. A white man raped a woman behind a dumpster. He had a wife and everything. He was sentenced for less than a year. This man, this HOMELESS, MONEYLESS, man, robbed a bank for a measly 100 dollars. Im not saying that robbing a bank is ok, but compared to raping a women, thats nothing. America is f****d

    Suzy the observer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "The Law is an ass" has never wrung so true.

    Raven Sheridan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Having good lawyers make all the difference.

    Wendillon
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The power of an expensive lawyer...

    kjorn
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    or we can see that as the homeless man would be fed, cloth, would have medical and a place to stay. but again, i'm not surprise by that... and people in america are afraid of socialism?

    No.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it's official, humanity is stupid

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    Grumble O'Pug
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The brainwashing to get the buy-in is what is amazing.

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    4 years ago

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    Steve Wilson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Republicans are bitching about the 1.9t covid bill adding to the deficit. Trump’s tax cuts to the rich add more than that to the deficit every year but you don’t hear any republicans complaining about that.

    Molly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats... that's not how deficits work lmao

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's see... Make 600 donors happy or 45 million voters? ....

    blugeagua
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except Marie Antoinette never actually said that.

    ChickyChicky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except everyone understands the sentiment, whether or not it's historically factual.

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    tw 72
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since 1978, executive compensation has increased 1,007%. Standard working wages have increased by only 13%. Exhibit A for "the rich get richer and the poor get poorer."

    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When rich people say "you can pay for your own damned s**t" what they mean is, they think the long backbreaking work the poor do is nothing compared to the effort of rewarding themselves another billion dollar share dividend.

    Mariiii
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this honestly shows how absurd this country is.

    Izzy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please don't drag Marie Antoinette into this. She never said that.

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    According to Dovydas, when tackling a vast array of different opinions, “humor is an excellent way to find like-minded people as well as attract new people who’d be interested in the ideas or even change their point of view.”

    Dovydas likes to divide all the memes and jokes that criticize capitalism into a couple of categories. “First, it’s jokes that defend more radical ideas, irony and satire. They don’t require taking extreme measures to disrupt the functioning of our society, like replacing liberal democracy run by free trade with  socialist or even anarchist or communist principles of public governance.”

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    #5

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    how could we possibly sacrifice rich peoples yacht money?!

    Luna Lovegood!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, that...that would just be terrible! i mean...yeah, they already have a few yachts, but they need more! and they don't even realize that people all around the world don't even have enough money to buy themselves food.

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    Something
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't accurate, though. It is true that the politicians mostly care about rich people's yacht money, but everyone who participates in the economy is affected by it.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That’s the real economy, which isn’t tied to government spending the way “the economy” (aka the markets and rich money) is.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A living wage would destroy... rich people's yacht money...

    Dan Buczynski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nice yacht. It'd be a shame if anything were to happen to it.

    Nea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In many countries, the economies are being run by people with no experience or expertise in economy.

    El Dee
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I've often thought that when they talk about 'the economy' they certainly don't mean jobs or wages or prices of things that pertain to REAL people ie the majority of us. It really IS 'rich people's yacht money'

    Ronald Gefaller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bullshit post, we need rich people to buy things made by non rich people

    Nicole Weymann
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to support poor people before we make allowances for billionaire parasites.

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    Nubis Knight
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Social market economy is bad for rich people's yacht money!

    MistyCat
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Save the rich people's yacht money!

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Destroy the yachts, save both the fish and people's lives.

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    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Try leasing poverty. Go to the laundromat instead of using your own machine, cash a check at Amscot/WU instead of at your own bank, or try some rent-to-own furniture. You'll see just how expensive it is to be poor.

    Ripley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not being able to stock up on essentials when they're on sale, having to buy small packs instead of bulk, not being able to fill up the car with fuel on a day when it's cheaper, having to buy cheap clothes/shoes/cars/equipment that will fail early rather than more expensive quality items that will last longer . . .

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    Jayson Hammer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    From the incredible Terry Pratchett: “The reason that the rich were so rich, Vimes reasoned, was because they managed to spend less money. Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles. But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet. This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic

    Antonov Latanya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terry Pratchett GNU. It's been 6 years since he passed away.

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    Haunting Spirit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just move out of the US. The system is very broken there. Clean your teeth? My insurance covers that. So I can pay for a new mattress. Still back surgery? My insurance covers that. That lump? Is gone without anything to pay.

    Noctua
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People who can't afford to go to the dentist definitely can't afford to move to a whole new country, get a citizenship in that new country, and set up a life there

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    Vicky Zar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats what socioeconomic unfairness. Rich guy buys a pair of good boots. They last him years. Poor guy buys a pair of bad shoes, because he cannot afford the good ones. Poor guy has to replace his boots every year, because they have holes. In the end poor guy pays more and more for his feet to stay warm and dry then the rich guy did.

    Abbyboudreaux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is like the boot theory. “Take boots, for example. He earned thirty-eight dollars a month plus allowances. A really good pair of leather boots cost fifty dollars. But an affordable pair of boots, which were sort of OK for a season or two and then leaked like hell when the cardboard gave out, cost about ten dollars. Those were the kind of boots Vimes always bought, and wore until the soles were so thin that he could tell where he was in Ankh-Morpork on a foggy night by the feel of the cobbles. But the thing was that good boots lasted for years and years. A man who could afford fifty dollars had a pair of boots that'd still be keeping his feet dry in ten years' time, while the poor man who could only afford cheap boots would have spent a hundred dollars on boots in the same time and would still have wet feet." This was the Captain Samuel Vimes 'Boots' theory of socioeconomic unfairness.

    Nevits Yibble
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is quite true. A high-end pair of dress shoes are not only expensive, but will also last much longer in the more comfortable environment that surrounds a wealthier individual.

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Poverty charges *compound* interest.

    Yort
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Toothbrushes are pretty cheap, though. I mean regular dental visits is helpful, but almost nobody is too poor to buy a toothbrush. Even if you aren’t replacing it as often as you’re supposed to. But I agree with the tweet anyway. Also if you’re poor, eat more cheese and Trident gum. It sounds insane, but Xylitol is a plant-based sugar alternative that attracts bacteria, so if it’s in gum the gum basically takes all the bacteria out of your mouth. Trident has xylitol in it and is cheap and easy to find. Cheese apparently also helps with plaque-causing bacteria? Idk I had more tooth problems after I started brushing my teeth more regularly.

    No.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    here in the UK we have free healthcare

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    Kay blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For some reason lots of people like to attack single mothers and think that because they need a bit of extra support they are a drain on society. What about all the fathers who did a runner and don't help to support their offspring. The pro-birthers don't want women to have abortions but also don't want to help support the child once it is separate human.

    Grumble O'Pug
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because it’s easier to sell people on the simple idea of resenting helping other people than the complexities of the tax dodges big corporations get in welfare.

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    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish they were forced to give away their wealth. Billionaires shouldn’t exist

    Arctic Fox Lover
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My mom uses food stamps, and because of a recent increase (thanks to her saving up, y'all) we have this whole little bunker of food in out basement! Too bad she never lets us eat that food, it's food for if she ever loses her job(s)... Or the apocalypse lol

    N G
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Make sure you keep an eye on the use by dates. It's a waste of stamps if theres no apocalypse and she keeps her job and you have 3 year old expired food. Trust me, we had to clear, my MIL's larder - there were spices older than me! Oh, and cranberry sauce should never RATTLE!

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    Son of Philosoraptor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    After the markets all crashed a hundred years ago safeguards and a progressive tax code was put in place. It worked. Regan etc took that away culminating in the Giant Theft Tax Scam the Republicans rammed through a few years ago.

    Paul Werner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's what they tell us to think. Look at them dont pay attention to what were doing they're the problem

    Jovonne Bolar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I want half, they are dont need all that. I don't care what the law says that they passed for themselves, that is obscene.

    Piper McLean
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think billionaires should maybe have some sort of foundation for help single parents or others who need help

    Ronald Gefaller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not your money, go to work and make your own million

    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's because her car looks a mess as she's driving by their immaculate houses.

    Daniel Wall
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://www.philanthropyroundtable.org/almanac/statistics/who-gives

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    #8

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    Jamziee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yo Veggietales speaking facts like always

    Son of Philosoraptor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These huge corporations are investor redi-tellers. So much is siphoned off all the time that there's no rainy day fund at all. Decisions are made based on quarterly investor return, not long term viability. After all, if you run it into the ground you can golden parachute away. A few thousand jobs lost? Eh, the ex CEO has a yacht. Go team unregulated capitalism!

    Sunflowercray
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Exactly. You know how everyone who isn't worth millions just don't manage their money carefully enough. Geez. How can anyone with half a brain even think that way let alone say it aloud?

    Antoine Gagnon
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ok that d**k Damon Tripodi is getting incredibly annoying... Ignorant and hate filled troll.

    xHinatax
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Veggietales PR isn’t playing this week! 🤣

    Steve Wilson
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that European countries don’t have to resort to such drastic measures to keep their ships afloat as the multiple “stimulus” measures taken by the U.S.? Do you suppose there could be fundamental flaws in the U.S. system that keeps requiring these Socialist transfusions? Just sayin’...

    Paul Werner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And they get millions in relief aid and the rest get 1200,600,1400 if you're lucky and they act like they're doing something !

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    On That Day, The Burger King Pr Team Learned A Valuable Lesson About Twitter.

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    yes, but they still love them and thats what matters

    Something
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BK never said they love people, they said people are loved. They didn't say by whom.

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    Bama Belle
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I worked at Burger King in 1992 when I was 16. I still consider it the worst, hardest job I've ever had. I felt like an old woman by the end of every week, tired & defeated. For those who bitch about fast food workers in America potentially getting a $15.00 minimum wage, I say YOU do it! YOU go to work at a fast food restaurant & see if you think your current job is harder. See if you still think you are more deserving of a decent wage than a fast food worker is. I'd wager most people's jobs aren't as hard or as mind numbingly unsatisfying. Just this morning I saw a TikTok video of grown men raging at a fast food worker because their burgers weren't right. They called her all those filthy names that are exclusively reserved for women, the c-word, the b-word. They called her stupid, they called her ugly. They screamed & threatened. I wouldn't go back to work at a fast food restaurant if they paid $20.00 an hour!

    Luuta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is the opposite of this, "you're ugly, you're hated, you don't matter, so forget it."?

    Natalia
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Please give me some hint to help me understand better. How much is $8 compared with basic commodities? For example, in my country basic hourly wage is 4,8€, a kilo of potatoes is about 0.7€, a lt of milk is 1,2€, a burger is 4-8€.

    Big J
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Average monthly rent for a one-bedrokm apartment in the US in $1,098 a month. Working full time at $8 an hour is about $1,300 a month before taxes. Gas is is over $3.00 a gallon add on clothes, food, car payments, utilities and heaven forbid you actually want any entertainment in your life.

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    Andrew Stewart
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who wants to be loved by Burger King anyway. Yech.

    Heidi I
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't be greedy now, you clearly can't get both appreciation AND a decent pay

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    However, Dovydas sees the flaws of this type of humor. “The biggest problem with these jokes is that they often justify historical crimes associated with radical leftist movements, or promise happiness by abandoning what we have in the name of something that has never been implemented before.”

    “The second category of jokes falls under the softer criticism of capitalism and the free market that targets particular problems, exposing the absurdity of everydayness. We can name a number of problems associated with the modern free world: starting with the exploitation of third-world workers, corporate tax evasion, illegal and sometimes even legal pollution, and a number of others. In summary, the second type can be described as more moderate individuals who fight against obvious manifestations of social injustice.”

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    Nah, It's Probly Just Teachers

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    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...not to mention increasing access to info that shows us what other countries do.

    Haunting Spirit
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean the realization that the US is pretty f*cked up?

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    Vladimir Mitchell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You know what the rich do. You been watching the Kardashians and making them rich

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, but since capitalism will not be compatible with the survival of the human species in the decades to come, don't refrain yourselves from becoming anti-capitalist anyway.

    Nea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Govt doesnot think that, it just tries to divert our attention from the other factors that may make us see.

    LadyGrimm
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, but those teachers taught you how to read! And the good ones taught you how to think critically! If you'd only been kept as ignorant as possible... we could have gotten away with it if it weren't for you darn literate kids!

    Ronald Gefaller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not our fault you chose a career that is over crowded or worthless, glad to live in a country where you can get rich, get trained in a job that you can get a job in or create your own job

    Izzy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish I could go to the doctor

    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, but you don't play golf, so you don't need the money.

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Knowing how to reach the information, is because of the education. Smoke and Mirrors by the govt

    Cuervo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capitalism is so messed up that we can drive to poor house to get free money.

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    #11

    How True

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    Winx
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because the wealthy own the news and they made sure that s**t stayed quiet

    Jovonne Bolar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because all rich people are in charge. They are not putting their friends or themselves in jail or give up any money.

    Todd Hunter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because anyone that could help is part of it.

    El Dee
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except Caruana Galizia was murdered for linking corrupt politicians to this..

    Nea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone involved did come out unscathed. This is actually creepy!

    Annie Niemands
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Except one of the journalists who helped uncover this, Caruana Galizia, who was killed in a car bomb. Never forget.

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    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ultimately one day when the poor are too poor and we’ve had enough we’ll stop cooking their meals and wiping their asses. They’ll witter and die because they can’t do s**t for themselves

    Jagerzamo
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't have problems with the rich people. My problem is that ALMOST EVERY politician of my country is in that list...

    Son of Philosoraptor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We've been told that there's nothing we can do... That these people are "smart." And they've rigged the system so there is nothing much we can do! Except vote like our survival depends on it. Because it does.

    soni w
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They didn't rig the system or find loopholes. The system is designed to allow corruption. No one was charged because Noone broke the law. Politicians stepped down because they take your tax money and can't be seen not paying thiers. S**t system.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Probably b/c it happened in a US election year... And I say that as an American.

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    Mr Red
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The glasses below should show cracks as well

    Helena Houzarová
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The cracked ones get replaced by new, innocent empty glasses before the fat glass falls.

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    Something
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Trickle-up" would be more accurate, actually. Non-wealthy people spend money because they have no choice, contributing to the overall economy and benefiting society in general, including the moderately wealthy.

    alwaysMispelled
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    EXACTLY. Give people at the bottom money and it IMMEDIATELY gets spent.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    J. M. Keynes proved it does not work. I was decades ago, and everyone knows it... But still, some people pretend they believe in this theory so they can serve their own interests.

    grey galah
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is the biggest lie spoken by the biggest liars

    LazyPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Little guys getting crushed just to uphold the ever growing cup that never flows...

    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Trickle down" has always puzzled me, and it always came with "a rising tide lifts all boats": How is that a good thing --- I'm shackled to this anchor, and now I'm under water and drown?

    Jacob Allen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And then the big glass blames the small glasses for not working hard enough to support it.

    Shalini Pabreja
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There should be wine coming down, but a secret pipe at the bottom of each of the small glasses that takes whatever little trickles down back up to the top. Insane, mandatory expenditure on expensive clothing, vacations, cars, holiday shopping, eating out daily, medical expenses due to unavoidable unhealthy lifestyles - all built into a culture that propagates commercialism and individualism over community, family and frugality. A culture that benefits the rich and people are too blind to see it.

    Random Anon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot the not-so-hidden pipe in top glass siphoning the wine somewhere offscreen, guarded by armed men and lawyers.

    Robb Bosman
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You forgot to break the supporting glasses

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    #13

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    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honesty is more important than loyalty, and she's got it covered!

    Shull GaRett
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Thats why job adverts should always include the pay. All over the world.

    Gaber GALAL
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    يا روح امك The expression written in Arabic at the end of this wise phrase, means "you, mama's sweetheart" used by Egyptian women to ridicule macho men.

    Thorfin Wolfsbane
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Had a manager ask me if I knew how to multitask, so I asked if he knew how to multipay...

    Whimsy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Employers probably mean 'loyalty' as in 'Stay late until you pass out and work enough to cover someone else's shift even though we're not hiring them ever OR paying you extra. Hang in there!'

    DogMom
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They deserve as much loyalty as they are willing to show you. So basically none

    thisisanalt
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the arabic thing means your mothers soul weirdly

    Roody
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's the literal translation, but it's actually an insult.

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    WilvanderHeijden
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or: Give me a decent wage and treat me as a human being and you'll have my loyalty.

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    Cool

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    who cares about healthcare? what REALLY matters is that our precious overpriced buffalo wings are still available

    Wendillon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Healthcare?? who cares about that! The diamond industry is in serious trouble!

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    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let me fix that headline for you: Buffalo Wild Wings and Applebee's are failing the big game of capitalism because they don't respond to the market demand of a generation with less money and better taste.

    Hugo Raible
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yep. BI is essentially complaining about the lack of "socialism" for those companies.

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    Winx
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    All these "millennials are killing such and such industry" should really read "Millennials are too poor to buy anything, and capitalist companies cannot exist without customers"

    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Applebees: When you're too lazy to prepare your own frozen food. (And I can eat at my friend's restaurant, where everything is scratch made, for the same prices.)

    Jojo Dancer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Because both of those places have sh*t food

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Speaking for GenX, I'm pretty sure we helped kill Ponderosa Steakhouses. And I'm proud of it. :-)

    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Applebee's? I'd see it more as a merciful release than a killing.

    Christine
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pretty sure Applebee's and BWW are the victims of suicide, not homicide.

    Chich
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    See, they have Millennials and Boomers and GenXers fighting each other. Just the way they planned.

    Laura Stenger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Only wings I’ll eat come off the grill in our backyard

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    The third kind is what Dovydas calls “the post-ironic” approach. “It’s when joking, or rather the act of creating a joke itself, happens just for the sake of self-realization. The person who creates or likes this kind of content can be free from political ideas, or even if one has a particular political view, they don’t have to expect to change something about it.”

    According to Dovydas, it’s totally enough to make fun of the world around us to collect a few or a few more likes. “Doomers, who believe that modern capitalism is a sort of dystopia they cannot escape, also fall under this category. This third group can also be named nihilists, pessimists, and post-ironicists.”

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    Gurnox
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Needs saying more often. If you need to work, you're working class.

    BlockDog02
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, I saw a graph some time ago, I think it was in "There is no Planet B", can't find it now, but basically it showed that the mathematical average income of US citizens was quite high, (when you add all the money owned by private people in the country and divide by the number of citizens), but the average citizen is really poor compared to that. I mean not someone in Africa poor, but way poorer than the average income. It basically shows that money is really unevenly distributed, and in all fairness I'm glad I live in Ireland not the US ^^. Though Norway is still the best according to statistics.

    Kendra Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is a website called dollar street that you might be interested in. They travel the world and interview various families, some rich, some middle class and many poor. They took photos of their locks, bedrooms and tooth brushes. It's very interesting and certainly made me more grateful for what I have. https://ds-dev.dollarstreet.org/dollar-street/matrix

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    Josh Tall
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    By buying s**t they don't need in order to impress people who don't care

    Artist... I guess
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm I am supposedly middle class, I know I’m not in debt... what does that make me?

    Nikki Sevven
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Prove to whom? You don't have to impress other people with apparent wealth, then stress constantly about the bills. Try living a simpler life. You'll be a LOT happier. Personally, I think my mismatched hand-me-down furniture has character...even more so because it was free (and mostly given to me by people who were trying to impress others with their apparent wealth...lol).

    Tami
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I dunno...I guess I've always been middle class, but never was much concerned about trying to look rich. Worked my way through college, saved and invested starting in my 20s, but of course there wasn't so much stuff to "need" back then so it was easier to save money and LBYM without feeling like everyone else was rich because they had all the latest gadgets and fashions and cars and stuff. I see ginormous SUVs, Teslas, BMWs, Lexus and the likes pulling out of the low-income apartment complexes nearby and think WTF??? I'm driving a well-maintained 2002 Subaru...What. Ever. LOL!!

    ACCOUNT HIJACKED by a friendly hijacker
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's okay Tami, you don't have to be trying to look rich if you actually have money, you can just be rich.

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    Jovonne Bolar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's called house and car payment

    Mya Lugar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and trying to prove to the poor that they aren't rich, they work for their bills.

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    Nea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And their bios say ‘self-made’

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s actually just ONE secret: Be born to wealthy parents. That’s all. From that, you get those other seven and a lot more. Forever.

    Beeps
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just like they hailed Kylie Jenner as the youngest self-made billionaire. 🤮

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Self-made is the guy who saved pennies from his three jobs to buy a property and build a service station on it so he could own his own business... and it took him till age 40. Without kids.

    Haunting Spirit
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The secret of someone who has a roof over his/her head, a fine paying job and healthcare: 1: Move out of the US

    Rebekah
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    NEPOTISM HIRE! That hits me in the personals.

    Son of Philosoraptor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There are exceptions. My daughter started her six year plan in 7th grade. She was in student government, all sorts of extracurricular things, had a 4.5 and earned a scholarship to NYU. I don't have any money. She worked for all of this. Now she has a fabulous job and isn't 30 yet. All due to grit, determination and planning. I couldn't have pulled it off; it does show you can drag yourself up though. Come to think of it, I started as a "trainee assistant" and now I have a great career 25 years on... Nothing in this hard world is handed to you, but the playing field is NOT level.

    Antonov Latanya
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    She also has you for good examples and support, not everyone has that. You say you have a great career now, so she has grown up looking at that. Of course there are always exceptions, but it's far easier for someone coming from a good family background to get ahead.

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    Mateo Buysse
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is some truth in both sides. If you want a kid that has the chance to be wealthy, you should try work your ass off at cost of any lifes comforts and know very well that unless there happens something exeptional, most of your life will be over by the time any of that has the chance of happening.

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    It’s Time To Stop

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    Ray Martin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damon Tripodi - Nobody likes you Damon. It's not because you're a horrible person, though. It's because you're a horrible person who seems compelled to share his unpleasant opinions about everything.

    DC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah... But, we gotta have some understanding - he failed himself by blindly obeying the system he was born into, being a thankful slave who thinks he and his alikes owe the rich, while ... actually, no one is born owing, and no one is born entitled - both rely on obedience of the poor, who engage in a pointless, unwinnable competition of working even harder. He basically threw his life out the window for other peope to get rich, and now it is too late to admit without reasonably considering suicide.

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    infinite upvote
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we maybe get a ban on Damon, admins? He's a f*****g dumpster fire

    PANDAS
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you need to calm the f**k down Damon

    TrashPandaru
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow this Damon Tripodi fella's a d**k isn't he?

    Luuta
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In England the boss part is right, but the worker's wage has continuously FALLEN for the last 40 years.

    Chufi Giaffo
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is the other way around, they.re blaming whites for their woes.

    Tim Haight
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    5.7%. I am lucky to get 2% when the new fiscal year starts in July

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    Sum Guy
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It usually is the rich parents... or having a family to fall back on.

    Wendillon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yup. Many more people would be taking big risks to do something incredible if they knew they had a financial safety-net regardless of outcome.

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    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But Kylie Jenner is SeLf MaDe 😂😂

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or, sometimes, a lot of luck... which includes "rich parents", I guess.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the rare cases it isn’t rich parents, it’s usually just luck.

    Something
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Working hard is basically like buying a very expensive lottery ticket. You have a chance at success, and you hear of people who won the lottery all the time. But you're still far more likely not to strike rich no matter what you do.

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    Yort
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ugh that girl who even wrote a book about how she did it - her rich mom gave her a condo, the girl rented out the condo while living with her grandparents. You too can become a millionaire by age 25 if someone gives you a condo you can rent out! So easy!

    Andrea Purzycki
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I read that exact article. It was about girl who paid off a bunch of student loan debt. It was disgusting. Her mom owned a non-profit and hired her daughter with a $100k salary right after college.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they lend him the money, or give him the money, and I'm like "you aren't self-made if your parents had what it took to hand you $100K loan". Good luck getting one of *those*.

    Ronald Gefaller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And nobody is self made? You are just making excuses for your lack of drive

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    I Wish We Had A Choice.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s literally that simple. Except for me i make the distinction between just capitalism vs unregulated capitalism.

    Something
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There is also misregulated capitalism vs. reasonably regulated capitalism.

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    Son of Philosoraptor
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can you imagine having enough food for a million people and a family shows up at your door, asking for some bread for their starving child, and you say: "Sorry, I need to get a matching sail cover for my third sailboat. You taker! Go earn it!" Yeah, there's a special place in hell for these super rich hoarders.

    Vicky Zar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And this is basically the difference between Europe and the US (and what Europe thinks about the US)

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    *posh foppish oh-ing* I'm so rich my casino-castle's penthouse has a penthouse, where i keep my solid gold diamond studded Humvee-carrying helicopter!

    Shalini Pabreja
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Problem is that most socialistic economies that try to provide artificial income equity only work in a largely homogeneous population with a low percentage of minorities. Case in point - Scandinavian countries. In a more realistic scenario, a few oligarchs always end up being “more equal than others” without the regulation built into a capitalistic economy to check their growth. I’m not saying capitalism is the only way or that socialism is completely wrong. But being a highly intelligent species, maybe it’s time we came up with a new philosophy that takes the best of both? Welfare for those who need it, but freedom for those who want to progress and explore. More than anything, a less exploitative society where the welfare of many is more important than the ambition of a few.

    Nubis Knight
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm a lefty and for social market economy, but to be fair: the problem isn't capitalism itself, but lobbyism. In a capitalistic System p.e. banks wouldn't get safed with tax money. So banks would need to act more careful if they knew it's up to themselves.

    Cuervo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Its the dream of reaching the top with hard work not getting handouts. Hard work leads to success.

    Katie Bear
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    unfortunately that’s not always (or even most often) the case

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    Dan Buczynski
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We need to stop being angry at each other and start being downright furious with the rich.

    Ronald Gefaller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bullshit, capitalism has pulled more people out of poverty than anything else in the world

    Irina Deneva-Slav
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We lived in a "nice safe world where everyone's basic needs are met" for about 50 years in Eastern Europe. Fun fact: it all broke down because that sort of a world is unsustainable (and there is always a tradeoff between needs and freedoms). Bad and dangerous is the default setting of nature, on the other hand, so you could say capitalism is closer to nature, evolutionarily. Which doesn't make it fairer for all those it hurts. Which is why we invented governments to level the field a bit. And we can vote them out if they're not doing their jobs. Theoretically, alas.

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    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Stole the job from a unionized mouse, obviously.

    Christy Smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    He's so f****d in the head, & his clothes are s**t to the point that it would seriously be of absolutely no surprise.

    Belandriel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the sad thing is, there are even MORE STUPID people out there who actually pay for that garbage.

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    Analyn Lahr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean, it wouldn't surprise me.

    soni w
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Think about how poor the industries would be that cater to rich brats if everyone was poor and couldnt afford $3000 for a shirt. This poor fella would be snake food

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    #21

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    theandrewnadeau Report

    Gurnox
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, I've not got an issue with someone getting a leg up from their parents. I would do it for my kids. It's when the person being helped pulls the ladder up after them, and adopts an 'I'm alright Jack' attitude, that there is a problem.

    Honu
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's natural for people to help their kids. One of the big economic inequalities tied with systemic racism is the prevention of people building that generational capital that helps the next generation access more opportunities.

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    Rod Egret
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hulu with ads is too hard! No can do!

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why I hate motivational posters, that suggest we make our own opportunities. Utterly false, the opportunity is either there, or it is not. Noone made anything, but very many had one handed to them by a parent or friend.

    Downunderdude
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Off topic, but why is BP suddenly hiding so many comments? Most of them are innocuous.

    Claire the Bear
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    BP automatically hides comments that have a large amount of downvotes

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    #22

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    Brenna Cai
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    WHO NEEDS T W E N T Y F I V E BATHROOMS

    Coco Chanel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Jeff Bezos must have a bladder condition, who the hell has 25 bathrooms?

    SirPatTheCat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    just imagining a house thats a movie theater with 25 bathrooms stacked on top of each other and an elevator on either side

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Eat their house down, with the lemons! Use the tanks!

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    justanotherBoredpanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I agree. If you don't have anything nice to say don't say it.

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    Ben Job
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    25 bathrooms uncured diarrhea

    Ben Job
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This guy have uncured direahea

    Paul Werner
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I couldn't even afford the light bulbs!

    Elena Vasss
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get why people mix how the CEO (for example) will spent his income and the company state where he works. Do you realise that when you have money your income is most likely from several different channels, not only from your pay-check? How a company will be managed in order to be profitable is completely different thing.

    Jack Centner
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wait a minute...... HOW MANY YACHTS?

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Enough to destroy the land border connecting Rhode Island to the US, causing it to become an island.

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    #23

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    Paradise
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Trump goes on the show to get some $ to pay his debts. Gets answers wrong, sues the show for being losers and fake. He rightfully won and in fact got the answers right - like "what is the capital of Florida?"and he says Mar a Lago.

    Christy Smith
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I had to show this response to my husband & daughter, we all loathe Trump AND his supporters, so this is just perfect on so many levels. =*)

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    maia martin
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the questions are all normal things like "what is a reasonable price for a pizza?"

    c smith
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is ironically funny because Trump becoming a TV star came about when his investors, who lost millions in his Vegas failures, were looking for ways for him to earn money and recoup some of their losses

    Shull GaRett
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Some say its the Jeff Bozos divorce quote

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    #24

    Haha Commercial Money Go Brrr

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    Levels of irony
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ye what more do they need like what do they do just make us money defiantly not

    Conrad Strucker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    thank you so much for your humanitarian volunteer work

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but he is Canadian, how ironic

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    #25

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    RedIsDead Report

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even if a rich person is supernaturally terrorised I still really doubt they'd share

    François Carré
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Obviously the rich must be tougher now than their ancestors from Dickens's time. They don't believe in God anymore however faithful they pretend to be, since they genuinely think THEY are gods. And they've experienced much more efficient and awful ways of exploiting people - like global crisis, world wars, mass consumerism and so on.

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    Nicky
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In 19th c Victorian England, regulatory legislation mandating that chimney sweeps be at least 3 years old and that fires must be extinguished before putting kids up to clean chimneys FAILED to pass in the House of Lords. Think about this.

    Kay blue
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It kinda worked, maybe we should give it a go. We could do with a service that is opposite of the ghost busters

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Scrooge was able to change because he had it in him. Some people just don't. The spirits wouldn't have come to home if he was beyond saving. Disclaimer: Haven't actually read the book, just seen three movie versions. I'll read it this year, I swear.

    Benoit Galarneau
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    why can't religion act as the terrorizing agent? Oh, baby Jesus is so cute....

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    even truer today, and some things never change?

    Caroline Overill
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing with A Christmas Carol is that Scrooge got his fortune by being a mean horrible person. If he hadn't been but had been nice all along he may not have had all that money to help poor people and get tiny Tim well. Upshot is a lot of poor people live a better life or a life at all because Scrooge was a mean horrible person!

    Luuta
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Wolf of Wall Street is an instruction manual.

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    #26

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    Police guarding dumpster food is peak capitalism

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    Annie Niemands
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ryan and Edward are wrong about it being a health concern. Suing for having broken into a dumpster will get you nothing. Stores do not throw out food when it becomes a health hazard but way, way before that. They throw it when it's not considered sellable. But most of it is perfectly edible. It's 100% guarded to keep poor people from dumpster diving and getting a free meal, nothing else.

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    Nadine Debard
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In France we have a law forbidding food waste and making mandatory for companies to give all that wasn't sold and is still edible. They all seem to play the game (mainly to keep a good public opinion on them but who cares if it works).

    Lola
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think it is mandatory by law here in the UK but there are a few apps where supermarkets and restaurants can give away their unsold goods for a reduced price or even for free.

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    Kay blue
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One of the supermarkets in the UK used to pour bleach over any food they threw out to make sure the homeless didn't take it. One of the more expensive chains used to donate their left over sandwiches to the local soup kitchen, so it can be done. That soup kitchen literally saved my life.

    Ray Martin
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U.S society is truly disgusting.

    Eliška Malachovová
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Can we also take a moment to see the officer without a mask? No? Okie, moving on

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If I owned that place, I would have opened my doors and given it away for free to whomever needed it. Throwing it away, then wasting tax dollars having the police guard the freaking trash is beyond surreal.

    Alyssa
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Is there more to this story? There has to be. It can’t be that stupid and pointless.

    Lady Snowfall
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    According to the articles I read, the Fred Meyer reached out to at least 2 food pantries to donate the food, but they couldn't get there in time (because of the icy roads) before regulations required them to throw it out. Some activist tweeted about the food and a crowd of passionate people showed up to get the food, but a few were jerks and aggressive/threatening to the employees. (Up until then, people got about 1/2 a dumpster's worth of food out with no issues.) So they called the cops. If those few turds would have been respectful and kind to the "essential" workers, they probably could have retrieved most of the food.

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    Analyn Lahr
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about instead of throwing it out, they give it away? It's the same profit loss either way.

    Aurelia!
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Good god one thing after another. Really though, PSA, I live in Portland, I promise that more happens here than Police and the National Guard doing things that are ridiculous and uncalled for (I'm talking about how the National Guard was sent to intervene in peaceful BLM protests - FYI all the photos are from, like, 1 city block, Portland was NOT under siege).

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I also live in Portland and second this comment. It's ridiculous that the police bureau claims to be too understaffed to function then okays cops' policing of dumpsters.

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    Minh Le
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Lol. They actually fire half of the staffs

    Kathryn Baylis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And the tech excuse is a lie. Not only do they fire half their workers, they also don’t upgrade the tech from Windows 98. So, now that they have half the previous payroll to play with, they give themselves huge bonuses for coming up with the idea to fire half the staff, and just have the other half do twice the work for the same money they were making before. Next up: Telling anyone who asks for a raise that they should be grateful they’re still working.

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    bdunbar@kcls.org
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They lay you off just a bit before you can retire. Chances are you won't disrupt the job market at your age.

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    produce more that won't, or can't be sold?

    Ronald Gefaller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bullshit, who made the capital investment and took the risk?

    Andy Acceber
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This! We don't have to fear automation. If we want to continue to be a market-based system, we need to pay people better and reduce their hours, so they can buy the goods and continue the cycle. Automation can help make that happen.

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Actually there will be a mass layoff because robots can now do your jobs.

    Nevits Yibble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why is it that the same people who whine about technological advances are the same people who whine about getting off coal and converting to advanced, technology-driven green energies? Either you're on board with technology or you're not. Choose. You can't have it both ways. It's going to change society, it's going create paradigm shifts in jobs and the economy - as it has for decades. And usually for the good.

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    #28

    74 Of The Most Accurate Capitalism Tweets And Jokes That Prove We Already Live In A Dystopia

    Public_Citizen Report

    Harrison Miller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That only comes out to 16.82285 billion. Meanwhile, Jeff Bezos is sitting in his $250 million estates counting his billions.

    KrabbyGramps666
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Imagine having -1332 points on BP #Damon Tripodi

    Analyn Lahr
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    To be fair, a smart Immortal would probably have investments and banks all over the world. They'd also make good antique dealers. And be knowledgeable in swords.

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And also defenestrate the person who thought putting a Leyland Bus on a cargo bogie was a good idea.

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    No.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    its actually roughly two-seventeenths, i calculated it myself

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm all-for the imperial system and fractions... but wouldn't it have been easier to say 12%?

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    Dylan Clements
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If anyone tries this, I recommend looking for a savings account that pays interest. For example in the above scenario, if you were getting 0.5% interest on your money, then you would end up with approximately $4 Quintillion after taxes.

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    is that with economic changes taken into effect? who made 10K a day back then? what if half was used to buy gold? so many questions. I never was more than hourly paid.

    v
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'd love to know how to go from having $0 to saving $10,000 per day. Please tell us more.

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    1/5? what kind of squirrely math is that?

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    #29

    Isn't It Great?

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    Curry on...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    2021 Capitalism - you share a bus, if your city has them; you let strangers move into your apartment, because you need help with the rent; you'd like to share, but there's nothing left.

    Boredzzz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I get this post.. but please, be aware, communism is actually very, very bad!! There are some major things you can apply that fall between communism and absolute capitalism. Check out western Europe, no communism there, everything's going well. Not sure if social democracy is the correct term here? Communism is awful. I just wish more Americans could see that there is a way to do society right, with just some slight allowances to the 'horrid left'. Communism is completely dead (maybe not in North Korea?) and not a threat to any civilized society anymore. Complete capitalism remains a threat to the well being of so many in the western utopia of 'civilized society'

    Tiny3000
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    the idea of communisim is actually very good. its just that no one has the self control to make it happen

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    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    it all had a start mid/ late 50's, but a snow ball rolling down won't be a problem.

    v
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Isn't it great how when you simplify communism and capitalism so much you can make any argument you want and make it sound reasonable?

    Ronald Gefaller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bullshit , how many people have been murdered under Communism???

    Nicole Weymann
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    no idea, but I don't think capitalism's death toll is significantly lower.

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    #30

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    Parmeisan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For anyone else wondering what it originally said... rich-get-rich.jpg rich-get-rich.jpg

    Combine Elite Soldier
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry, but what the heck is 'birth lottery'. Sounds like nothing I've heard before.

    Parmeisan
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sorry you got downvoted for a question. Birth lottery refers to the fact that we don't choose our parents, so it's basically a lottery whether you are born to someone who is rich and pays for your schooling, or someone who is poor and you need to take a job or two in order to afford higher education (and still come out of it with debt).

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    Jonah Denny-Mayo
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This isn't entirely true. Some people actually had to work. Evan Jeff bezos had to start in his garage.

    Vicky Z
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    birth lottery is really accurate

    Ronald Gefaller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bullshit , no proof, rich can lose all their money fast, people have opportunity here to get rich

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    #31

    Capitalism-Jokes-Tweets

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    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Smarter CEO would install streetlamp, so all his employees benefit and cannot use HIS headlamp for other things. Plus then introduces an ID-based lock so only staff not undeserving homeless don't abuse this benefit. Yes this is funded from the staff welfare budget why you ask?

    Nea
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Malicious benevolence

    deathmetalpegasus12
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wasn't even sure if this was satire and that scares me

    Anony Mouse
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Next, on a very special episode of Undercover Boss...

    Nameless 4
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's sad that I have no idea if this is satire or not

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of the $20 gift card for a coffee shop I got for women’s day. Like cool but how about you pay me a salary commensurate with my experience and education level instead?

    Scagsy
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    These were supposed to be funny but I'm finding so much truth in them that it's quite depressing. My heart breaks that we live in such an age.

    kasa alex
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Least he didn't call the cops

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    #32

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    and yet all of that is invisible to the eyes of politicians

    Alix BLAIR
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "where's the probolem?" *insert dora the explorer picture*

    panda123
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    https://fee.org/articles/the-southern-slave-economy-was-anti-capitalistic/ https://fee.org/articles/the-myth-of-capitalist-colonialism/ https://fee.org/articles/the-myth-that-people-work-harder-under-capitalism/

    Just a girl in a crazy world
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dang it now I feel bad for eating a crap ton of junk food I didn’t need today, and also pigging out on ramen

    Casey B
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Hundreds of thousands of pounds of food and supplies are left to rot in warehouses, especially after natural disasters, instead of being distributed. I live in the US and the government should be ashamed of themselves for letting this happen year after year.

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but we all agree communism kills many people too.

    Ronald Gefaller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Such bullshit information manipulation

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    #33

    Capitalism-Jokes-Tweets

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    Helen Haley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No kidding. What customer is going through the checkout line throwing hissy fits and elbows because someone is sitting while scanning?

    Laura Würker
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Here in Germany they can sit down. And I don't met anyone who would complain about that.

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    justanotherBoredpanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damon Tripodi, why don't you take your comments somewhere else?

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now that you mention it, the only place I have seen a cashier sitting down is at Aldi... and somehow they seem twice as productive as any other cashier.

    Becca Gizmo the Squirrel
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was prone to pass out when I was pregnant. If I started getting hot, I would sit wherever I was, even on the floor because I knew my head would start spinning next. When I was pregnant in 2007 I worked at a major lawn and garden store. They let me sit on a stool while I was cashiering. I stood up as needed and not once did the stool get in my way. No less than 2 people complained. I had to quit working at like 7.5 months pregnant. No paid leave or anything.

    DogMom
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Has any customer ever cared about this?

    Hayley Rodgers
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes. There are people who care. They are the same kind of people who care about any stupid little things. They see employees at staff to be bossed around and not as human beings. They are awful but for some reason corporations listen to their complaints

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    Dio
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's ridiculous. The only way someone could sit at a shop I used to work at was to prove they had a serious leg injury. -_-

    Curry on...
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    While the rich fat cats sit behind their golden desks (if they work at all).

    Alex Luiz
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damn, I never even thought about that! And here's me with varicose veins, barely in my 30's, from standing up for a decade.

    TimesNewLogan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Food Lion: No sitting, no crouching, no standing with your arms crossed, smile at all times, bend over a little further so we can stick it deeper.

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    #34

    Capitalism-Jokes-Tweets

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The internet was made for fun by nerds. Then capitalists charged for access to it. History in a fortune cookie.

    Todd Hunter
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Public research and development grants and investment did it. Socialized investment made it and corporations control it and profit off it, unfortunately like most things in the world.

    Aly Kohlman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The irony of this comment on a bored panda thread lol

    Okay Dokey
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Honestly it was the Porn Industry that gave us the Internet in der way we know it today.

    Ronald Gefaller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do the internet was developed in communist countries?

    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We still have to pay for the internet though. I do take issue with that. It should be free.

    Nevits Yibble
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is free. You're not charged for the content, unless a content creator out there wants to charge (their choice). What you pay for is access to the physical topology it sits on. As you should, because different telco and cable companies own and manage all those parts - it belongs to them. Building and scaling networking infrastructure isn’t cheap. Neither is maintaining a backbone or cable headend. Or employing technicians for end user support. The money for all this has to come from somewhere. Hope that helps :-)

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    Emily
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    i accidentally upvoted a comment i meant to downvote ;-;

    Ian Koch
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    4 years ago

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    covering comment.

    Danieletc
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    4 years ago

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    "Gave", you say. You got that right. If this was Bored Fish : Capitalizm didn't give us this fish. Hook gave us this fish. WTF with this - this LINE? OMG.

    Wendillon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The internet WAS given to us...it's access to the otherwise free internet that we're being charged for by companies that didn't create the internet in the first place.

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    #35

    "But People Starve Under Socialism!"

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    Joseph OReilly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ask a capitalist why they hate socialism and they'll say " it's socialism"

    alwaysMispelled
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they'll describe the military dictatorships of the world that claim to be socialist.

    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It’s because they put so much propaganda in the media and refuse to actually print the truth people don’t know or understand what socialism really is.

    Oleander
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    People just aren't taught the real meaning and policies behind the two systems. They are taught to think what the government wanted them to.

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    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    They'll notice when you use that first vacation day and treat you like a slacker. :)

    Levels of irony
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Same goes for school you get straight A’s nothing you get 1 F and the teachers freak out

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    LuckyL
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I just love that we're required to take our vacation days by law in Germany

    Vera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We sort of have to do it in Australia, but what happens at my workplace is people take the vacation officially, but keep coming to work.

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what do you call it when your company notices and appreciates you? oh yeah imagination

    Nea
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I was hospitalised once and i called my boss to tell that i wont be able to work for teh whole week as i am gonna be in hospital. The first thing he asked me was but by when can i send a certain report. I was shocked that he didnt even ask why was i in hospital. Interesting thing is we were in a human rights organisation.

    Gabriele Alfredo Pini
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is why here in communist Italy you have to use all your holiday days, or the company have to pay you.

    Rafael Vieira
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    man, these posts are right on it.

    Alex Hamilton
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Porcine squadrons zoom over the car park.

    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nope. They’ll judge you for dare being a human being

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    #37

    74 Of The Most Accurate Capitalism Tweets And Jokes That Prove We Already Live In A Dystopia

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    Raven Sheridan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The lack of compassion all around is staggering.

    Cold Contagious
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's heinous to think of. Seems like such a violation to children, next they'll be adding the family dog.

    TheRandomBorger
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    When will we just be allowed to murder the people who let this happen

    Bacony Cakes
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, there was this one day where you could do whatever, but i used it to commit high treason and overthrew the government that thought it was a good idea.

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    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago

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    A minor doesn’t have a credit score or record until they’re 18. Sorry but this post isn’t accurate.

    InfectedVoice
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Not true, in the good old U.S of A a child can have a credit report, here is a link https://creditcards.usnews.com/articles/how-to-check-your-childs-credit-report

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    #38

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    Helen Haley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Ah, the new hire orientation 'unions are bad' video.

    Paul Neff
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This plus management given speeches really happened at Walmart

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    Jayson Hammer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "And if we even hear anyone talking about it we'll fire them for no reason other than trying to get better working conditions"

    Bacony Cakes
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What do you mean? It's always been called "Grasslicking"! There's something wrong with you.

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    Ronald Gefaller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Unions also get rich greedy corrupt and forget about the workers

    mulk
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What's the meaning of "Unions" here? (I'm not american..)

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Workers/trade unions. In the US, their origins are tied to the late 19th century movement for workers demanding safe working conditions, livable working hours and wages.

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    Vera
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    My union charges more than $1000 per year in fees, of course I am not going to join. In Australia unions are mostly just launchpads for political careers in the labour party.

    Nevits Yibble
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    4 years ago

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    Unions actually are a pointless waste of your money. This isn't the 1920s

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    #39

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    TimesNewLogan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "We don't accept that kind of insurance." "Why?" "Because f**k you, that's why."

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    Mtownmick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I will save the day. I will start a GoFundMe for the child. (Americans only.)

    Derek Skiba
    Community Member
    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    U no have monies prepare to die

    Mark Kelly
    Community Member
    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No need her in Canada, except for some things.

    Yort
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Pokémon Centers are free. How about that guy who charges the rough equivalent of like $10,000 for a bicycle in the Pokémon games, though?

    Ronald Gefaller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Bullshit, you can go to any hospital for emergency care without insurance

    Rebecca O’Donnell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but the ER bills could bankrupt you.

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    #40

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The thing is, though, the types of socialism that people want aren't even the opposite of capitalism. With the type of mixed economy that exists now, it is actually possible for the system to become both more socialist and more capitalist at the same time.

    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Basically, capitalism is defined based on trade and industry, and while socialism is also often defined that way, many of the "socialist" ideas people have are not incompatible with a technically capitalist system.

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    Kuba Uhlíř
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is becaus US has f****d up definitions, yes socialist economies don't work, no, no European country is socialist.

    Susanne Müller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But we have so-called social capitalism in most of Europe. In Germany for example, everybody has healthcare, you get money in case you are unable to work, we have maternity leave and up to 3 years parental leave, education is free, etc. I wanna say that works pretty well ;)

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    Son of Philosoraptor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If we restored the 90 percent topntax rate and used it for robust public health and education, we'd transform the country. Oh, but like a hundred dudes would have to give up yacht number two. Man... I'd hate to ask them to do that...

    Sandra Llewelyn
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it's about every 7 years that there is a recession, ou cannot keep on growing and growing - have these people never blown up a balloon? Or even watcjed one of their flunkies doing that?

    TimesNewLogan
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's possible for capitalism to work by coupling some socialist principles to it, creating a safety net for the poor and ensuring corporations don't become "too big to fail." Pure capitalism and pure socialism do not work. We need to take the middle ground.

    Irina Deneva-Slav
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's a bummer but it's factually true.

    bdunbar@kcls.org
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Oh, but they have a safety net, aka most of us that don't live like the upper tier. They know we're always here to prop them up and make sure they will have the lives they so richly deserve.

    Brett Layton
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Experts would be out of a job if they said Socialism works and you really dont need us or financial advisors etc. Its job security to keep repeating the mantra.

    Kevin Beard
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like how people are so afraid of socialism, but every small town in America seems to have a CO-OP.

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    #41

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    magnadar
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You think you can buy the joker? He burns the freakin' money!

    Abigail S
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But maybe they would have police forces that could actually do stuff. (idk i don't kno much about batman and the joker)

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    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    90% taxes does seem a bit unreasonable. How about we start with removing all the loopholes that only the ultra-rich can exploit?

    Nikki Sevven
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    In the 1950s—the decade commonly touted by conservatives as paradise—the top tax bracket in the US was 90%. We should return to that now.

    Strawberry Hellcat
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Especially in the Golden/Silver age, Batman mostly fought villains who were, in essence - thieves. He was literally a psycho rich guy who beat the h3ll out of generally poorer criminals to protect the assets of other rich people.

    v
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How does that argument even make sense to anyone? At what yearly income would someone be demanded to pay 90% of it in taxes? Let's say the magic mark for 90% taxes is $1,000,000 per year or more and for each $100,000 less per year income tax is reduced by 10% and 20% is the lowest bracket. 1,000,000 = 90% = 100,000 net income 900,000 = 80% = 180,000 net income 800,000 = 70% = 240,000 net income 700,000 = 60% = 280,000 net income 600,000 = 50% = 300,000 net income 500,000 = 40% = 300,000 net income 400,000 = 30% = 280,000 net income 300,000 = 20% = 240,000 net income 200,000 = 20% = 160,000 net income 100,000 = 20% = 80,000 net income For anything above $500,000 per year what incentive is there for anyone to do better? They'd effectively be making the same or less money at more effort. Socialism creates that median point where it is useless for the individual to put in more effort for no additional return. No incentive = no ambition. No ambition = stagnant society.

    Ronald Gefaller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    How about we take 90% of your income too if that is the right thing to do

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    #42

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    Something
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Communism is also bad though. And unnecessary because there are a lot of other good ideas to solve the problems in the current system.

    Wendillon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're not saying communism isn't bad...we're just saying that the current state of applied capitalism is also bad.

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    Not-so-MadMax
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Capitalism forgot how to spell communism..

    Echo Serafin
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Changing from Capitalism to Communism isn't the answer. You accept another set of woes. We shouldn't rely on what was written by Karl Marx but find a way to take the good ideas from each model and see how to create a new model. Also need to address the unintended consequences which will occur.

    Ronald Gefaller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Who runs away from the USA and flees to China for a better Life?

    KT
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    communism is much worse, pls travel to a country that has communism and you will see you really are better off.

    No.
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Communism is actually a good idea. Think of a utopia, in that utopia, everything is free and stuff and currency doesn't exist, right? That's communism. Communism hasn't worked before because of corrupt/horrible leaders. If there were no leaders and everything was shared between people, we would be as close to a utopia as possible.

    Saara .
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Why does it have to be one or the other? Is there no middle between communism and capitalism?

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    bdunbar@kcls.org
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    One may assure you a roof over your head, food in your belly, schooling, and yes.......just maybe the ability to go to a doctor. The other is a bit of a crap shoot.

    Run Forest
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    4 years ago

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    What a retarded post. You might feel like a working drone in Capitalism but Communism you're not only a drone but also starving after the work day ends.

    Penny Fan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You mean like people are right now? Yeah good luck with that ya weapon.

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    Monika Piekarz
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damon Tripodi you have a personality only a mother can love.

    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damon no one on this planet asked to be born. So yes as a human being we are entitled to some things, those things being food, shelter, and water. If you don’t think this then please don’t ever have children. I hate to see how they’d turn out as it seems you’re the type to just throw them into the pool and expect them to know how to swim.

    Nancy Doughty
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So, with that thinking, Damon, in regard to the water crisis in Flint, Michigan; which is it? The people deserve clean drinking water. The people are entitled to clean drinking water. Both? Neither? Or fck'em and let them drink Perrier? I thought some of your comments were sarcastic but I see I was mistaken.

    Ronald Gefaller
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You can get these things easily by working

    kristalcookies
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Umm kinda depends on the start you had in life, your support, and your health, dontcha think?

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    Paul Neff
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Entitled is a strictly legal aspect, and as such has no moral or ethical value. Deserves is clearly present.

    Levi Ackerman
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow everyone is entitled to these things!

    David Buchan-Terrell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And relocate to a modern thinking country.

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    #44

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, vegging in the street for scraps is now illegal and the jails charge.

    BlockDog02
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As a matter of US jails, jails being owned privately might actually be the stupidest thing of the US. Like just look at how much more Americans spend in jail than the rest of the world.

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    Watching
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Whenever Republicans are in charge.

    Dawn Thomas-Cameron
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But police are blocking the garbage bins...see above.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Read up on the late 1800s in the US. It was every 2-3 years. And did we learn? No. *sigh*

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    #45

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    CatWoman312
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Shh the cancel culture squad might overhear you and declare this offensive

    Gemmila Cadd
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't know. I'm in Bali. (reference to another article)

    Sue User
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I can't eat cinnamon toast crunch. Food cannibalism.

    DC
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, I have seen pictures of smiling pigs, cutting right through themselves to reveal they consist of sausage on the inside, without bones and all - this isn't worse, it's a lot tastefuller - he has a monocle. After all, that proves he's well sophisticated.

    Damon Tripodi
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    4 years ago

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    And that's why it's wonderful

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    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    good news! it seems like everyone wants to buy it!

    Easily Excitable Panda
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also called "Monopoly." Believe it or not, the game started out as an anti-capitalist teaching tool.

    KT
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's also called monopoly, which was originally invented to show people how capitalism doesn't work, not as a fun board game.

    v
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Least deserving by what measure? Jeff Bezos is least deserving because he built something successful from nothing?

    #47

    Fascism vs. Capitalism

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    Levels of irony
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow clowny is there to entertain you while you are in serious debt and need to work work and work until your body disnagrates

    Megumi Saikou
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The people with the clowns look even more depressed...

    Paul Davis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Now they're combining into one big-ass boot heel, wheeee!

    Bill Karp
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    news is a circus, that binds

    m
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't think you know what oppression is... I don't think anyone reading this knows, in order to be comparing it or even discussing how it feels.

    #48

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    Julie C Rose
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    New Zealand closes its department stores whenever we go into soft lockdown and also banned online shopping from department stores when we were in our strict lockdown. This gets rid of covid so well that we usually don’t have to deal with the situation this person is describing, but I notice that this is never the kind of solution that people like this are looking for...

    River Webb
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    let me just go get the words tiniest violin and play it for you

    Cian Thomas McHugh
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I feel so bad for him. No toaster *and* having to follow basic guidelines to prevent the spread of disease? It's so hard being a rich white male politician.

    Mewton’s Third Paw
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I bet Todd isn’t blaming covid but blaming the people trying to stop covid.

    Alexis draskinis
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well its not that hard to rub on some sanitizer, put a mask on for 10min, & follow a simple, well marked path. So if you dont have a toaster, its simply because your stupid or a tool...

    CatWoman312
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I highly doubt he actually went to the store. He sent one of his unpaid interns to go. Let’s be real

    BonnieBlueButler
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you have an oven? And gas/electricity? Many don't. Quit yer bitchin.

    Leo Domitrix
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I weep for his lack of a toaster. Truly. I mean, whatever will he do? Wherever will he go? Oh... NOT the hospital where I'm off for the week b/c it's a new idea that even volunteers are rotated to get more than one day off at a time, so we can survive the idiots who worry about *toasters* and aisles being one-way aisles...

    Marcellus the Third
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "So you're only considering toasters from that shop... isn't that communism?"

    M O'Connell
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A United Press article from 1982 says ""He asked a dozen friends in Moscow if they would buy a toaster and every one of them -- long accustomed to doing without the device - expressed indifference."" So toasters themselves are anti-communist.

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    Solrac
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, in communist countries you work to make the party oligarchs rich, only they pose as servants of the people.

    Paul Neff
    Community Member
    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That is not how Communism is supposed to work, you described Fascism wearing different name badges.

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    LonelyPancake,Help!
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don’t even know what Capitalism is, but form these picks, it seems I don’t like it. But who else thinks that Damon Tripodi should zip his mouth?

    Ronald Gefaller
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Become your own boss, problem solved

    Damon Tripodi
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    Go somewhere else then

    Liz Tynne
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Right, we Americans afford that. Ntm expats still have to pay American taxes in addition to their new countries. Probably why the number of people renouncing their US citizenship is skyrocketing. America sucks. https://medium.com/migration-issues/why-are-americans-leaving-75fe530ce49d

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what are you talking about? every single one of those generic, harmful, plastic bottles has a unique and original design!

    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dont' forget the glass bottles that use some more energy, but you can keep them as a memory.

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    Vicky Zar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    On that note: look up the Nestle water scandal

    Eira
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Look, our water is more 'water' than their water."

    Kathryn Baylis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    What we’re paying for bottled water, because tap water is either safe to drink but tastes bad, or tastes great but is incredibly unsafe, could be better spent fixing water treatment plants, so all tap water is both safe and tastes good—-like it did about 50 years ago, when we were still collecting enough in taxes to upgrade or build new water treatment plants, amongst other such infrastructure.

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I should point out that Pure Life, Arrowhead, Poland Spring, and Deer Park are all owned by the same manufacturer: Nestle. It's also worth noting that Smart Water and Dasani are both owned by Coca-Cola. Aquafina is owned by PepsiCo.

    Alexis draskinis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Makes me wonder how many companies actually own these brands. Guaranteed its only like 1 or 2, regardless of the fact that theirs 10 different "brands" here

    xHinatax
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I remember in the late ‘90’s the news did a report about this new thing called bottled water. They laughed and called it a fad. “Who would pay $1 for some tap water?”. 25 years later, with something that should be free, it makes billions for those companies. Next, they’ll be selling canned air...

    Todd Hunter
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    And every one of them is filled with often stolen water from public lands.

    Lorelai Purvis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    have you ever realized, for some reason fiji water tastes better than all the round bottled water... dyt it's because of the shape

    ShadowPhoen1x
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    3 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dasani is literally just tap water with minerals in it

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm impressed he did the math on that.

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The guillotine was used to murder thousands of innocent people after a fake trial. Some were born noble (which is not a crime) but most of them were peasants. There were massacres, entire villages were destroyed, women and children were burnt alive, families were drowned... just because they did not want to betray their king and their God. Ever heard of the "Genocide in Vendée" or the "drownings at Nantes" ? It was the worst tyranny under which the French people ever had to suffer, it is not comedy material.

    YoyoSthlm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It is a JOKE! So now we can't make jokes about the Spanish Inquisition anymore?

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    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Just hold tight! It's about to trickle down......any second now.....

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    "Wealth trickles down!" No, it doesn't, but bullsh*t will... ----- my gramps, circa 1980

    Something
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Millennials "kill" industries like every other generation, though. Some of it is because of poverty, but some industries just become outdated.

    Hugo Raible
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    As somebody said on another picture - countless industries fail at capitalism for not meeting market demands. If an industry allows itself to be killed, blame it on their management.

    Marcellus the Third
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So far they'd been calling it "creative destruction and that's a good thing" when companies fail (leaving all their employees to be saved by state funds).

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    LazyPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't throw the baby out with the bath water. The abuse of anything is not the same as the thing being utterly wrong. Capitalism does have valuable principles and we should be teaching young people to think, not just accept whatever's being spun on social media at the time. If we think we can't trust our leaders now, we should take massive pause in pretending that depending more on such a system will solve all our problems. People do need to know that they are capable of solving problems and innovating. That they are free to make choices. My little sister brings up so many topics just speaking what she's heard somewhere and we're not giving our young people a fair chance to receive facts without our emotions or agenda tied up in it. Not defending any of the wrongdoings called out in this article at ALL. They DISGUST me. But let's not run willingly from one extreme slaughter to the next.

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    Ian Koch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    blocking a comment by the shiet-head Damon Tripodi.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That pathetic snool of the Fat Cats isn't fooling anybody but himself. He must think that his corporate masters will pay him a buck for every down vote he gets.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Nah,t hat'd be the Washington Times. The Post blames it on the GOP.

    Damon Tripodi
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    4 years ago

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    So you're incurring all this debt going to school which doesn't seem to be working so stop it

    Wendillon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But if you don't go to school you can't get a job. If you can't get a job you can't pay your bills, so you go into debt. Sure you could grab a minimum wage job if you're lucky, but that isn't enough to live on so you still end up in debt.

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Wow you found a why millions of people are homeless and the 1% of the population is living in there mansions while having billons of dollars they hoard instead of donating it to the millions of people witch could save lives and make the economy better and have less people is the streets

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Notice that there's a distinct lack of shocked response to that "revelation".

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    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Communism wasn't great for the Soviet Union due to significant high-level corruption. Capitalism is working out exactly the same...

    DC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah. The only thing we know for sure is, the current form of capitalism takes longer to collapse than the soviet-communism (which wasn't that much of communism anyway). I personally think that a society should have something different than its economic structure being its most defining property, but who'll ask me...

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    They died under capitalims, but they were not purposefully murdered by capitalism.

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    Ellie J
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Damon I created an account just to tell you to stfu, and that I feel sorry for the child in your pic if they're lumbered with you as a Father

    Joseph OReilly
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You could buy, like, three bandages from a hospital with 3K

    Damon Tripodi
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    4 years ago

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    Then apparently they didn't really need the ambulance

    Alexis draskinis
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or they still did but were conscious enough to know they cant afford one...

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A person making $50,000 a year will too.

    DC
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    A person making minimum wage +1% will, too, cos MuRrIcA.

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    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago (edited) Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    If the rich a the victims of hate and prejudice because of their status... Why not? The French already have "artistophobie" for discrimination against nobility, which is a real thing.

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There's a bit of a difference between people who descent from aristocracy (who should understand that they have inherited their privilege) and capitalist money-hoarders who genuinely believe they have earned every penny.

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    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're 30 years too late on the global warming thing. I deeply apologize to all future generations and those who will live long enough to see the consequences of people dismissing recycling or mass transit as "inconvenient" in 1980 but will now cry when their beachfront rental is underwater. It wasn't me, but I apologize anyway. Some of us try. We really have tried. We will always try. But it's us vs the billions, and it's strange how people think a livable ecosystem isn't important until they're dying...

    BlackPearltheSeaWing/NightWing
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I wish more than anything that I didn't have to grow up in this situation. I'm still a teenager, and global warming will get worse from here. It really sucks to think about the fact that it's too late to do anything about it.

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    Combine Elite Soldier
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    comedy right here folks. It's funny cuz its trueee

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Sounds about right. Also, If I won't move a lot, I'll preserve energy so I won't have to eat so much

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    So many of them were on the minimum wage thread here.

    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    15 minute lunch break is a luxury, by 2040 they will have figured out and imposed some permanent intraveinous feeding technology at work.

    Freya the Wanderer
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Folks, ignore Damon Dips##t. If he had a brain, he'd take it out of his skull and play with it.

    Damon Tripodi
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    4 years ago

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    Okay go be homeless then

    Penny Fan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Dear f*****g god you're a tedious little edgelord. Go play in the traffic wee man.

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    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    For many years I've been saying my brain is social democrat while my heart is anarchist. Now my heart is slowly taking over.

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    Something
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I disagree. Most people do want to work. They just don't want to work for someone else.

    Luther von Wolfen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most people want meaningful work. For someone else or not.

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    JESSE REED
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    There has never been a time during the existence of humans where we didn't have to work to feed and shelter ourselves.

    Son of Philosoraptor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Since we can't hunt an antelope in Dallas or Boston to feed the family, we hunt down employment. When did it become an idea that every way to get food has to be some sort of proud moment of personal fulfilment?

    JessG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Most of these comments completely miss the point. Yes, people have to work, but the key is, giving incentive to work. If They're paid a living wage, and treated well, and offered affordable insurance, THEN people would actually want to work

    wifeofweasley
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I like going to work... If you're not having a job, what would you do all day and where would the money come from??

    JessG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's not about liking the work, it's about wanting to work for the company.

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    JessG
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yes, but it's easier to get people to work in the first place, if they're paid a living wage,and offer affordable insurance

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    Vicky Zar
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Do you really have freedom, tho? Can you go out at night... alone... as a woman? Can you life a normal fearless life without being harrest, being called names or suspected of any crime... as a person of color? Can you take the time of getting better, when you are sick?

    xHinatax
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    No, the country gives us the “illusion” of freedom.

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    Son of Philosoraptor
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Don't hate me but I love my job. I help real people and fight real crime. I manage like half a billion dollars in benefit administration. It took decades to get here. You don't START with your dream job.

    JESSE REED
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    you work 24 hours a day during those 5 work days?

    YoyoSthlm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't understand how you are counting here? In Sweden most of us have 72 hours free per week (not counting sleep).

    YoyoSthlm
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I'm counting the weekend as well minus sleep

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    Mtownmick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Let's slow our roll here. Humans (like all animals) have to work to stay alive. The quality of that work time and what can be done with the money earned is what is at issue.

    Aileen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This one really bothers me. Companies say they value employees' mental and physical health, but with a 48 hour per year limit for paid leave, that definitely says the opposite, plus (often) pressure to keep working from home during your paid leave. Yes, I'm aware employers have the option of raising that limit, but the problem is that legally they don't have to. Even if it means employees are coming to work barely able to function for various reasons.

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    River Webb
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    what an incredibly hard and difficult choice, I really had to think hard about this one

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    Stopping the trolley will also mean losing your job, living off welfare, being evicted, having no health insurance, lving on the streets, have your children taken away by social services because you live on the streets, not being able to get a job, because you don have a checking account, not being able to get a checking account, because you have no place of residence, because you don have a job. How hard is that choice now?

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    No.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    capitalism: do nothing, multiple deaths are worth less than a few quid! Sane people: Dude... you're insane

    cookie panda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    me *stops trolly thousands of times per second* capitalism: YOU WERN'T SUPPOSED TO DO THAT

    Grant Barke
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I say put the pedal to the metal.

    JESSE REED
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    funny thing is in business this is an actual decision companies make everyday. Business Ethics 101

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    François Carré
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Reminds me of that awesome documentary : https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TqkjyI1QD2A An experiment in psychology was made with people playing Monopoly game. One of the two players was given twice the amount of money and other advantages, for no reason. As the game went on, this "advantaged" player was showing more and more assurance and ruthlessness. Almost none of the persons involved questioned that blatant injustice or wanted to restore the balance of the game ; whoever they were in real life, they just enjoyed being richer and took the most profit on it they could.

    JESSE REED
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    but everyone starts with the same amount of money. Its a great game actually

    Leo Domitrix
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You only win if you own Park Place & Boardwalk. What's that say?

    Damon Tripodi
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    look up the history of the game

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    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That garage looks as surprised as I am!

    Paul Harris
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The Sopranos/bankers and politicians Take your pick

    M O'Connell
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    FYI, that's Tony Soprano's house, which has a tax valuation of $1.9 million, and $35k/yr in property taxes.

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    Ian Koch
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    damon the shiet getting another comment blocked by me.

    Nicole Weymann
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    ...and here's both my upvote 👍 and my semi- eternal gratitude 💐 for that public service!🎖️

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    Ellie J
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    The only thing that is tiresome is you buddy

    JESSE REED
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    this is not how it works and at this point this thread is losing credibility.

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    Busy_D
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Q:What game is this. A: America

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    No.
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Beau_Tye, r/confidentlyincorrect (it's not 'your' it's 'our)

    Ian Koch
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    hey No. how are you. thanks for covering a comment.

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    Damon Tripodi
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    You could start by learning to spell

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    Troux
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I don't get this? The landlord is selling a service. It's not your money when you hand it over in exchange for a place to live.

    Something
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, this applies equally to anyone selling a service.

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    Mewton’s Third Paw
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I mean the same thing applies to farmers and hair dressers and car manufacturers too. Once you pay for some shît it isn’t really your money anymore. People are so dishonest they hurt the fight against unregulated capitalism.

    Hans
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    THis one is really stupid. Would you write "It is so wild how the farmer's income is just...your money"? In an economy in which not everyone is fully self-sustained your spending are always (part) of someone else's income. This has nothing to do with capitalism.

    Wendillon
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is...normal? You're renting something from them of course their income is your money.

    Gata Nick
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    This is just stupid. You get to use their property to live in and yet you are not expected to pay for it? Can I use your car and give you nothing for it?

    Ryan Deschanel
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Yeah, that's the whole point. So what? they let you live in THEIR house, and in exchange you give them YOUR money.

    Eduard Korhonen
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Your point? Every businesses income is your money 🤷

    PhybreAwptic
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Renting property is a pretty universal thing, is it not?

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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Aaaaaaaaaaaaaa not a associate in a union noooo

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    LazyPanda
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Help. No one gets this one including me

    Brendan
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I might be thick, but I don't get this.

    fogharty
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    4 years ago Created by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I think it’s a comment on the gig economy?

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