geese are evil and even they have to admit it at some point

I thought we had free toilets? Never paid?

i accept that challenge you feathered b***h

You open that, I open you. 🦆🔪

Why are you even there, what attracts you to this place? No access to food or water, must be the sheer bloodlust lol.

This just goes to prove all the above comments about geese being vicious

Stays there just to get in a fight , what a that!

Effing Cobra Chicken!!!! Pure evil

Watch out for fowl play!

I know that building. In all likelihood, I know the goose too. It's an office in Beaverton, Oregon. But, yeah, Canada Geese, so that counts. The pair of geese had a nest in the bushes up against the side of the building. To describe them as overprotective is an understatement.

That is true, we used to have a geese family that will always best near one of the back doors (by the vents), maintenance will put yellow tape :)

At my university, there was an entire outdoor patio that was blocked off every spring because a goose family kept coming back there to have their babies. Students got attacked pretty regularly when they ignored (or missed) the signs

Challenge accepted

Don't do it man.

That's what umbrellas are for, lol. Saw it in a youtube video with a swan attacking people.

Geese- the natural "Karen's" of the animal world! ( Not the one who chonked a chunk out of my sons leg at the park,but still...,)

Watch out..they can break your limbs with those flapping wings

I actually experienced something like this (in Canada). I was going to see a play at a theatre on opening night and there was a goose who kept trying to get into the building. It kept shouting at the other patrons. I think it was angry because the ushers told him he couldn’t come in without a ticket.

Lol

Canada is saving lives. The lives of retail workers.

YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP (just got YUP VIRUS but of this.........)

built different to another level

Because what else you gonna do when the snow is that deep?

B..b..but they're scented! lmao

We do?

Genius!

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day

Toilet seat probably too cold

ouch this hurts as a Canadian

"I was actually targeting another victim" might not be the best argument at court.

My dad's family had children for tax purposes and to "help on the farm". They moved away from the farm.... but my dad had kids to help with the leaves.

🤣🤣

And you can write a letter to Santa at SANTA CLAUS, NORTH POLE H0H 0H0, CANADA. Canada Post will make sure he gets it ;)

Murder quacker

highest level security

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I reckon the lasses from Newcastle UK could give them a run for their money.

But... She has too many...! Oh, wait, nevermind... That's just her child.

How do you keep it from curling? Take away their little tiny brooms.

i vote for Keanu too :D