geese are evil and even they have to admit it at some point

I thought we had free toilets? Never paid?

i accept that challenge you feathered b***h

Lol

Canada is saving lives. The lives of retail workers.

YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP, YUP (just got YUP VIRUS but of this.........)

built different to another level

Because what else you gonna do when the snow is that deep?

B..b..but they're scented! lmao

We do?

Genius!

Whose idea was Stratford? A Shakespeare fan?

Everywhere has a Paris though.

That's also the route the taxi takes.

And the currency is the same!!

The ultimate exotic stay-cation!

And it takes about the same amount of time to drive

Heading to London and Paris today!

Wow they left out Egypt, Ontario 😕

Well England did steal all the land here.

∞ IQ

Same in Maine, USA.

Fun facts: (1) Kitchener was named Berlin until 1914. (2) The river flowing through London, ON, is called the Thames.

HAMILTON

Meanwhile in Maine ... signpost-6...0a6be1.jpg

Dresden and Chatham are about an hour away to the left as well

That's an euro trip hahaa

I need to do this sometime

A European trip on a Conservative Canadian budget.

Ah but there's only one wales and we're the best but

Scotland would be on the way between Paris and Vienna

I am so showing this to my Euro friends, one who lives in OG Brussels hahaha

... and Kitchener used to be called Berlin until they renamed it during WW2

Having Lisbon in the middle of land is a waste.

I'm a lumberjack and I'm OK I sleep all night and I work all day

Toilet seat probably too cold

ouch this hurts as a Canadian

"I was actually targeting another victim" might not be the best argument at court.

My dad's family had children for tax purposes and to "help on the farm". They moved away from the farm.... but my dad had kids to help with the leaves.

🤣🤣

And you can write a letter to Santa at SANTA CLAUS, NORTH POLE H0H 0H0, CANADA. Canada Post will make sure he gets it ;)

Murder quacker

highest level security

🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

I reckon the lasses from Newcastle UK could give them a run for their money.

But... She has too many...! Oh, wait, nevermind... That's just her child.

How do you keep it from curling? Take away their little tiny brooms.

i vote for Keanu too :D

Genius!!!!!👍👏👏👏👏👏

Red Green was so much fun!