Never!

Concentration of only red Legos would have been more fatal

This should be a thing.

Sysyphus needs to calm the f**k down

That's adorable!

Something's sus here...

Tennis balls and squeaky toys in next gallery.

Don't kiss an unconscious woman, she cannot consent

The first time I took CPR training I broke the dummy's chin. There was some good-natured teasing as to whether I passed.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0PLBXAcKyDw there can only be one

"I always feel like somebody's watching me..."

Seems fair.

That snail stole his spine and needs to be in prison.

Get Brave Browser. It not only blocks every third party cookie but it's one of the few browsers that manages to block all ads. Even on YouTube

The time "why not both" was inappropriate

Also would work for "like and subscribe" at the end of the stick if you can figure out how to depict them.

Replace to keep the illusion of eating healthy

So the moon does have a molten core

Night at the Museum

Poor pig, never a good ending. :(

In Soviet Russia pickle jar open you

Aww..

Noooo.. I love reading in bed

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No screens from 19u. It really works. Yeah I know you panda's downvote me to death when I dare to mention that I'm actually happy but I made an effort for it. I left the house at 14, I went to university at 17, I moved in with my dream girl at 19 and moved to a new country recently. All of that took courage and required me to leave my comfort zone. You can do it too, it just takes discipline! "Motivation" is f*****g b******t, and put your dreams on a low heat as well. Motivation is temporarily and dreams come and go. Discipline however is how you get there. I work as a mathematician today and I can tell you straight up that I don't have the "motivation" to learn every single day. But I HAVE to. And discipline gets you there. If you're unhappy, makes some changes man. Depression can be a state of mind, a comfort zone. Do the hard thing, make a change.

But tortoises can fly if they know which part of the eagle to grab

Oh that's why you shouldn't look straight at the eclipse

😧

Death needs a friend?

Be careful what you wish for. You might get burned

It's not a properly roasted marshmallow if it's not black, but that's just my opinion.

Sci fi love story: boy meets girl, boy loses girl, boy builds new girl.