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Online dating is wild. You swipe through a catalog of profiles that people (who you probably have never met) purposefully made for themselves to appear funny, smart, creative, confident, kind, positive, ambitious, well-read in the classics (but not so much that it would make them a snob), and, of course, attractive, all for the sole purpose of catching your attention and try to find someone who you could like in real life and would also fall for your 'advertisement.'

If that sounds like an exhaustive and quite chaotic quest with no guarantee for success, well, it is. And the subreddit Bumble is a perfect example of that. There, the users of this popular app share screenshots of everyone and everything they run into and let's just say that they're pretty colorful.

#1

Why Do Men Always Manage To Turn An Innocuous Question Into Something Sexual?

Why Do Men Always Manage To Turn An Innocuous Question Into Something Sexual?

Erin327 Report

#2

Bushy Convo

Bushy Convo

MrsPalombi Report

#3

Seems Reasonable

Seems Reasonable

microbial_guy Report

#4

I Only Matched So I Could Send This

I Only Matched So I Could Send This

butwhereisbear Report

#5

You Know, I Expect So Little And Yet I’m Still Disappointed. I Regret Complimenting Him

You Know, I Expect So Little And Yet I’m Still Disappointed. I Regret Complimenting Him

Cayiana Report

#6

Sir, I Believe You Should Put That 6 In Front Of That 2

Sir, I Believe You Should Put That 6 In Front Of That 2

StoragePure2372 Report

#7

After A Full Day Of Talking And Getting To Know Each Other, I’m Hit With This

After A Full Day Of Talking And Getting To Know Each Other, I’m Hit With This

ProfessionalFront28 Report

#8

I Give Up

I Give Up

OwnFold Report

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#9

He Unmatched Me

He Unmatched Me

reddit.com Report

#10

Why Are Men?

Why Are Men?

clockstocks Report

#11

Me Trying To Get To Know Someone And Their Bio Is Like

Me Trying To Get To Know Someone And Their Bio Is Like

Chiu-Master Report

#12

Do You Have A Dog?

Do You Have A Dog?

treesakul Report

#13

Oofda; Was I Too Harsh?

Oofda; Was I Too Harsh?

eowynmn Report

#14

He Really Just Mansplained Me My Vagina You Can’t Make This Up

He Really Just Mansplained Me My Vagina You Can’t Make This Up

sencecore Report

#15

Sometimes You Just Gotta Say It

Sometimes You Just Gotta Say It

Cromwell_Dances Report

#16

And I’ve Officially Deleted Bumble

And I’ve Officially Deleted Bumble

AshRae84 Report

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#17

I Thought I’ve See It All

I Thought I’ve See It All

yousayitease Report

#18

1 Hour On Bumble.....i'm Done. I'm Happier Single. I Just Wanted To Know About The Avocado

1 Hour On Bumble.....i'm Done. I'm Happier Single. I Just Wanted To Know About The Avocado

smileylb73 Report

#19

Idk How Should I Take This

Idk How Should I Take This

Puzzleheaded-Pop59 Report

#20

Am I Sensitive Or Is He Just Lowkey Racist??

Am I Sensitive Or Is He Just Lowkey Racist??

Lexiewoodxoxo Report

#21

Thanks For The Prompt Bestie It Was Really Helpful

Thanks For The Prompt Bestie It Was Really Helpful

myflowerybrain Report

#22

Sometimes Bumble Is As Much Of Use As Laser Guns In Hands Of Takeshi's Castle Finalists

Sometimes Bumble Is As Much Of Use As Laser Guns In Hands Of Takeshi's Castle Finalists

CloudWhiskeyy Report

#23

Imagine Being This Self-Important

Imagine Being This Self-Important

babblepedia Report

#24

First Day On Bumble, Going Well

First Day On Bumble, Going Well

Matty24031 Report

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#25

I Like How He Went From No Hard Feelings To I’m Pushing The Age Limit

I Like How He Went From No Hard Feelings To I’m Pushing The Age Limit

Latter-One7064 Report

#26

No Red Flags Here

No Red Flags Here

befrpe Report

#27

Why Type Lot Letters When Few Letters Do Trick?

Why Type Lot Letters When Few Letters Do Trick?

reddit.com Report

#28

No Noah Noooooo. It Kept Getting Worse

No Noah Noooooo. It Kept Getting Worse

PurpleStars_RedHeart Report

#29

There’s Zero Effort, And Then There’s This

There’s Zero Effort, And Then There’s This

eliseosx Report

#30

Same Thing, Right? 🫠

Same Thing, Right? 🫠

Givemeallthedoggos_ Report

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#31

Creepy Bumble Guy Doesn’t Know What Boundaries Are

Creepy Bumble Guy Doesn’t Know What Boundaries Are

AggravatingKey4651 Report

#32

Dude Can’t Leave Elementary

Dude Can’t Leave Elementary

Bold_Exotic_ Report

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#33

That Didnt Answer My Question

That Didnt Answer My Question

Puretyder Report

#34

She Doesn't Seem Very Pleasant

She Doesn't Seem Very Pleasant

For_Aeons Report

#35

Without The Mark Of The Devil

Without The Mark Of The Devil

oldhannita Report

#36

Found An Absolute Winner

Found An Absolute Winner

MissSammich Report

#37

Sooo Tempted!!

Sooo Tempted!!

AlexVader78 Report

#38

So, What Age?

So, What Age?

Ma3lst Report

#39

Had A Typo On My Profile That Said 5'2 But I Learned Today That Short Guys Aren't Allowed To Be This Good Looking. Come On Ladies, It Can't Be This Bad

Had A Typo On My Profile That Said 5'2 But I Learned Today That Short Guys Aren't Allowed To Be This Good Looking. Come On Ladies, It Can't Be This Bad

idontknowsit20 Report

#40

What In The Fresh F**k Is This

What In The Fresh F**k Is This

AnitaHanjaabNHerr Report

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#41

Sometimes I Really Wonder Why Certain People Use Dating-Apps

Sometimes I Really Wonder Why Certain People Use Dating-Apps

Apprehensive_Tie_951 Report

#42

Who Uses Excel Willingly?!

Who Uses Excel Willingly?!

princessohio Report

#43

She Unmatched Me After This, Don’t Feel Like I Missed Out On Much

She Unmatched Me After This, Don’t Feel Like I Missed Out On Much

Mental-Border3853 Report

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#44

Ahh The Smugness, The Irony, Divine

Ahh The Smugness, The Irony, Divine

gizmo_getthedildos Report

#45

Didn’t See That One Coming

Didn’t See That One Coming

scapegt Report

#46

Man I'm Done With This Online Dating

Man I'm Done With This Online Dating

MirrorTasty777 Report

#47

Oh

Oh

sadddddboii Report

#48

Thanks For The Heads Up, I Guess?

Thanks For The Heads Up, I Guess?

Goldie1113 Report

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#49

At Least He's Honest?

At Least He's Honest?

Galaxyslug8420 Report

#50

After 4 Dates. That Was Enough For Me Not To Even Respond

After 4 Dates. That Was Enough For Me Not To Even Respond

Sweaty_Ad7107 Report

#51

My Man Has No Game At All

My Man Has No Game At All

possiblyourgf Report

#52

Should I Just Unmatch Him Or What?

Should I Just Unmatch Him Or What?

momokaaa Report

#53

And We Were Getting On So Well

And We Were Getting On So Well

chubbygalinnnorfolk Report

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#54

Dating Apps Are A Real Struggle In Japan

Dating Apps Are A Real Struggle In Japan

MichaelT1991 Report

#55

New Day, Same Old

New Day, Same Old

esutiidajo Report

#56

How You Gonna Tell Me I Taste Wrong

How You Gonna Tell Me I Taste Wrong

reddit.com Report

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#57

My Experience On Bumble So Far

My Experience On Bumble So Far

E4MafiaLife Report

#58

Nearly Every Guy On This Sub: “Put Some Effort Into Your Openers, I Hate When Women Just Say Hey, Blorghy Blah Blah.” And I’m Telling You As Someone Who Never Says Hey, This Is Pretty Typical Non-Engagement

Nearly Every Guy On This Sub: “Put Some Effort Into Your Openers, I Hate When Women Just Say Hey, Blorghy Blah Blah.” And I’m Telling You As Someone Who Never Says Hey, This Is Pretty Typical Non-Engagement

gabbydates Report

#59

Online Dating Is Weird

Online Dating Is Weird

TalouseLee Report

#60

I May Call - But Only Because I’m Not Jewish

I May Call - But Only Because I’m Not Jewish

neoconair Report

#61

Dont U Ladies Love Going For Walks With Strange Men At 11:30 Pm On A Sunday? F*cking Hell

Dont U Ladies Love Going For Walks With Strange Men At 11:30 Pm On A Sunday? F*cking Hell

almostdoctorposting Report

#62

We Were Having Some Nice Banter And Then Hit A Wall With This... Feel Like I Dodged A Bullet

We Were Having Some Nice Banter And Then Hit A Wall With This... Feel Like I Dodged A Bullet

trynami Report

#63

Um…. Does This Approach Work For Anyone??

Um…. Does This Approach Work For Anyone??

FionaTheFierce Report

#64

Will Report Back

Will Report Back

Big_Haus_ Report

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#65

I Guess I Should Just Go Back To “Hey How’s Your Week Going?”

I Guess I Should Just Go Back To “Hey How’s Your Week Going?”

somethingtookish Report

#66

He Said This After He Asked Me Out. I Feel Like They Might Be Overreacting, But My Friends Are Telling Me To Just Block Him On Everything

He Said This After He Asked Me Out. I Feel Like They Might Be Overreacting, But My Friends Are Telling Me To Just Block Him On Everything

bumblethrow6465 Report

#67

Who The F*ck Does This?

Who The F*ck Does This?

BabyNoli Report

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#68

I Don't Even Know Anymore Bruh

I Don't Even Know Anymore Bruh

Icy_Lengthiness_7242 Report

#69

Classy

Classy

WhySoTedious Report

#70

Our Solidified Plan Was To Grab Coffee At 10am And Go To The Museum. 3rd Date M33, F32. I Woke Up At 8am To This

Our Solidified Plan Was To Grab Coffee At 10am And Go To The Museum. 3rd Date M33, F32. I Woke Up At 8am To This

MiscProfileUno Report

#71

He Asked How I Liked The App, I Told Him It Was Frustrating….then He Became Another Example As To Why

He Asked How I Liked The App, I Told Him It Was Frustrating….then He Became Another Example As To Why

Internal-Tale-4668 Report

#72

I Was Hoping Bumble Would Be Different

I Was Hoping Bumble Would Be Different

smithest2002 Report

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#73

Dodged A Bullet

Dodged A Bullet

Electronic-Crow-9410 Report

#74

I’ve Had Some Bad Attempts At Conversations, But This Takes The Cake

I’ve Had Some Bad Attempts At Conversations, But This Takes The Cake

yzmareigns Report

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#75

Am I The Problem?

Am I The Problem?

LenzoQ Report

#76

"I'm The One Looking For Something. But Also, You Should Be The One To Convince Me Of Your Worth"

"I'm The One Looking For Something. But Also, You Should Be The One To Convince Me Of Your Worth"

CombateHeneral Report

#77

I Said I Was From Asia, Not The Zoo

I Said I Was From Asia, Not The Zoo

gvgator128 Report

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#78

My Shoulders Hurt

My Shoulders Hurt

DiscombobulatedCar48 Report

#79

Didn’t Know Suggesting A Date Venue Was Mansplaining, And I Don’t Have A Screenshot But She Also Accused Me Of Being Racist For Saying I Wasn’t A Huge Fan Of Hamilton

Didn’t Know Suggesting A Date Venue Was Mansplaining, And I Don’t Have A Screenshot But She Also Accused Me Of Being Racist For Saying I Wasn’t A Huge Fan Of Hamilton

darthphallic Report

#80

Ummm…. Thoughts On Opener And Response?

Ummm…. Thoughts On Opener And Response?

greenmud Report

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#81

Merry Sexual Christmas? Is This A Thing?

Merry Sexual Christmas? Is This A Thing?

poppasquatz Report

#82

This Is Really Fun

This Is Really Fun

marbs15 Report

#83

I Don’t Even Know What To Say To This

I Don’t Even Know What To Say To This

bidegain986 Report

#84

🚩 “I’m Poly, My Husband Isn’t” 🚩

🚩 “I’m Poly, My Husband Isn’t” 🚩

InfiniteBusiness0 Report