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Online dating is wild. You swipe through a catalog of profiles that people (who you probably have never met) purposefully made for themselves to appear funny, smart, creative, confident, kind, positive, ambitious, well-read in the classics (but not so much that it would make them a snob), and, of course, attractive, all for the sole purpose of catching your attention and try to find someone who you could like in real life and would also fall for your 'advertisement.'
If that sounds like an exhaustive and quite chaotic quest with no guarantee for success, well, it is. And the subreddit Bumble is a perfect example of that. There, the users of this popular app share screenshots of everyone and everything they run into and let's just say that they're pretty colorful.
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#1
Why Do Men Always Manage To Turn An Innocuous Question Into Something Sexual?
#2
Bushy Convo
Take me to dinner first 1 year ago
There are bugs between your legs? No, but for real, where the hell did that question come from
#3
Seems Reasonable
#4
I Only Matched So I Could Send This
#5
You Know, I Expect So Little And Yet I’m Still Disappointed. I Regret Complimenting Him
#6
Sir, I Believe You Should Put That 6 In Front Of That 2
Awesome At Being Autistic 1 year ago
Yeah, okay Brad, I'm sure your high school football record is very impressive. Now back to reality.
#7
After A Full Day Of Talking And Getting To Know Each Other, I’m Hit With This
#8
I Give Up
#9
He Unmatched Me
#10
Why Are Men?
Take me to dinner first 1 year ago
I sometimes wonder if some people are really human or just worms pretending to be one
#11
Me Trying To Get To Know Someone And Their Bio Is Like
#12
Do You Have A Dog?
CrazyCatLady 1 year ago
I don’t find tgis that bad. He doesn’t want to say he owns a living being, what’s the problem?
#13
Oofda; Was I Too Harsh?
and_a_touch_of_the_’tism 1 year ago
Dude, if someone gave me the opportunity to nerd out I would take it with great joy!
#14
He Really Just Mansplained Me My Vagina You Can’t Make This Up
The Chronic Insomniac 1 year ago
I love it when people without vaginas try to tell people with them how they work. Apalling. The amount of unmitigated gall is staggering.
#15
Sometimes You Just Gotta Say It
#16
And I’ve Officially Deleted Bumble
Adam Chang 1 year ago
Her-"First thing you asked is if I have big boobs?!?!?" Him-"No" Her" Oh thats alright then."
#17
I Thought I’ve See It All
#18
1 Hour On Bumble.....i'm Done. I'm Happier Single. I Just Wanted To Know About The Avocado
ConstantlyJon 1 year ago
hey man, don't mess with back pain. once your back goes you never get it back. blowing someone's back out is not manly or sexy.
#19
Idk How Should I Take This
#20
Am I Sensitive Or Is He Just Lowkey Racist??
#21
Thanks For The Prompt Bestie It Was Really Helpful
#22
Sometimes Bumble Is As Much Of Use As Laser Guns In Hands Of Takeshi's Castle Finalists
#23
Imagine Being This Self-Important
#24
First Day On Bumble, Going Well
ConstantlyJon 1 year ago
so basically you just want to feel wanted since your bf doesn't give you enough of that?
#25
I Like How He Went From No Hard Feelings To I’m Pushing The Age Limit
#26
No Red Flags Here
#27
Why Type Lot Letters When Few Letters Do Trick?
Fantastic Mr Fox 1 year ago
I honestly don’t understand why people still write like this. It made sense 20 years ago in the days of texting with an old Nokia.
#28
No Noah Noooooo. It Kept Getting Worse
#29
There’s Zero Effort, And Then There’s This
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What do you think ?
ConstantlyJon 1 year ago
I'm so glad I got married before dating apps got really popular. I cannot imagine dating like that. Looks miserable.
Old Roadie 1 year ago
Can only speak to past 7 decades, but I believe the answer is an enthusiastic yes. Across all generations. While there are likely more reasons than I can list here, I suspect the rise of FB and its successors really brought out the worst in all of us. Potential was always there, but now it has platforms, and some of those platforms reward bad behaviors.
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Easily Excitable Panda 1 year ago
If posts like these have taught me anything, it's that someone needs to develop an app specifically for people not into hookups.
Pearlkp 1 year ago
I feel like that's what bumble was supposed to be, but it got hijacked by hook up dudes.
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Colin Leamon 1 year ago (edited)
It does make me laugh when I say I'm not attracted to a certain type and women say it's the personality... Happily off online dating and having a life 😂
Fantastic Mr Fox 1 year ago
If it's generally like that, it's really depressing. I know as much as Bumble was founded by a woman, Whitney Wolfe Herd. She's the CEO. I believe she wanted to create a better place for women for dating. "Bumble" I guess is about bees 🐝.
Amy Tarleton 1 year ago
These are all too relatable. And I hate it. Said goodbye to dating apps a while ago because of this stuff!
Ladedah 1 year ago
My husband and I have been together for 20 years (married for 17) and I keep reminding him that he better never f*****g die 🤣. He is my best friend in the whole world and I would seriously rather live like a lonely hermit in my house than try to enter the dating scene today. Also glad I met him when I was 17... apparently STD's are rediculously common these days 🤢... so glad we found our own isolated bubble so early on!
ConstantlyJon 1 year ago
I'm so glad I got married before dating apps got really popular. I cannot imagine dating like that. Looks miserable.
Old Roadie 1 year ago
Can only speak to past 7 decades, but I believe the answer is an enthusiastic yes. Across all generations. While there are likely more reasons than I can list here, I suspect the rise of FB and its successors really brought out the worst in all of us. Potential was always there, but now it has platforms, and some of those platforms reward bad behaviors.
Load More Replies... Easily Excitable Panda 1 year ago
If posts like these have taught me anything, it's that someone needs to develop an app specifically for people not into hookups.
Pearlkp 1 year ago
I feel like that's what bumble was supposed to be, but it got hijacked by hook up dudes.
Load More Replies... Colin Leamon 1 year ago (edited)
It does make me laugh when I say I'm not attracted to a certain type and women say it's the personality... Happily off online dating and having a life 😂
Fantastic Mr Fox 1 year ago
If it's generally like that, it's really depressing. I know as much as Bumble was founded by a woman, Whitney Wolfe Herd. She's the CEO. I believe she wanted to create a better place for women for dating. "Bumble" I guess is about bees 🐝.
Amy Tarleton 1 year ago
These are all too relatable. And I hate it. Said goodbye to dating apps a while ago because of this stuff!
Ladedah 1 year ago
My husband and I have been together for 20 years (married for 17) and I keep reminding him that he better never f*****g die 🤣. He is my best friend in the whole world and I would seriously rather live like a lonely hermit in my house than try to enter the dating scene today. Also glad I met him when I was 17... apparently STD's are rediculously common these days 🤢... so glad we found our own isolated bubble so early on!
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