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Online dating is wild. You swipe through a catalog of profiles that people (who you probably have never met) purposefully made for themselves to appear funny, smart, creative, confident, kind, positive, ambitious, well-read in the classics (but not so much that it would make them a snob), and, of course, attractive, all for the sole purpose of catching your attention and try to find someone who you could like in real life and would also fall for your 'advertisement.'

If that sounds like an exhaustive and quite chaotic quest with no guarantee for success, well, it is. And the subreddit Bumble is a perfect example of that. There, the users of this popular app share screenshots of everyone and everything they run into and let's just say that they're pretty colorful.

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Why Do Men Always Manage To Turn An Innocuous Question Into Something Sexual?

Why Do Men Always Manage To Turn An Innocuous Question Into Something Sexual?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Omg self own. And yeah, stop making things sexual (with people you don't know at all). It's icky.

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Bushy Convo

Bushy Convo

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Take me to dinner first
Take me to dinner first
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

There are bugs between your legs? No, but for real, where the hell did that question come from

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Seems Reasonable

Seems Reasonable

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I was enamored by the offer of the McDo dollar menu...

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#4

I Only Matched So I Could Send This

I Only Matched So I Could Send This

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#5

You Know, I Expect So Little And Yet I’m Still Disappointed. I Regret Complimenting Him

You Know, I Expect So Little And Yet I’m Still Disappointed. I Regret Complimenting Him

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#6

Sir, I Believe You Should Put That 6 In Front Of That 2

Sir, I Believe You Should Put That 6 In Front Of That 2

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Awesome At Being Autistic
Awesome At Being Autistic
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yeah, okay Brad, I'm sure your high school football record is very impressive. Now back to reality.

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#7

After A Full Day Of Talking And Getting To Know Each Other, I’m Hit With This

After A Full Day Of Talking And Getting To Know Each Other, I’m Hit With This

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#8

I Give Up

I Give Up

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#9

He Unmatched Me

He Unmatched Me

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#10

Why Are Men?

Why Are Men?

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Take me to dinner first
Take me to dinner first
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sometimes wonder if some people are really human or just worms pretending to be one

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#11

Me Trying To Get To Know Someone And Their Bio Is Like

Me Trying To Get To Know Someone And Their Bio Is Like

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I sense there's some contradictions here, but it's really hard to tell.

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#12

Do You Have A Dog?

Do You Have A Dog?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don’t find tgis that bad. He doesn’t want to say he owns a living being, what’s the problem?

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#13

Oofda; Was I Too Harsh?

Oofda; Was I Too Harsh?

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude, if someone gave me the opportunity to nerd out I would take it with great joy!

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#14

He Really Just Mansplained Me My Vagina You Can’t Make This Up

He Really Just Mansplained Me My Vagina You Can’t Make This Up

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The Chronic Insomniac
The Chronic Insomniac
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I love it when people without vaginas try to tell people with them how they work. Apalling. The amount of unmitigated gall is staggering.

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#15

Sometimes You Just Gotta Say It

Sometimes You Just Gotta Say It

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#16

And I’ve Officially Deleted Bumble

And I’ve Officially Deleted Bumble

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Adam Chang
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Her-"First thing you asked is if I have big boobs?!?!?" Him-"No" Her" Oh thats alright then."

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#17

I Thought I’ve See It All

I Thought I’ve See It All

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Daaaaaaaamn. Keep it to yourself Netflix and chillboy.

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#18

1 Hour On Bumble.....i'm Done. I'm Happier Single. I Just Wanted To Know About The Avocado

1 Hour On Bumble.....i'm Done. I'm Happier Single. I Just Wanted To Know About The Avocado

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

hey man, don't mess with back pain. once your back goes you never get it back. blowing someone's back out is not manly or sexy.

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Idk How Should I Take This

Idk How Should I Take This

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#20

Am I Sensitive Or Is He Just Lowkey Racist??

Am I Sensitive Or Is He Just Lowkey Racist??

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think that's even lowkey racist. Dude's just throwing the racism out there.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow, I legit think this whole page might just give me an apoplexy.

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#21

Thanks For The Prompt Bestie It Was Really Helpful

Thanks For The Prompt Bestie It Was Really Helpful

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#22

Sometimes Bumble Is As Much Of Use As Laser Guns In Hands Of Takeshi's Castle Finalists

Sometimes Bumble Is As Much Of Use As Laser Guns In Hands Of Takeshi's Castle Finalists

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#23

Imagine Being This Self-Important

Imagine Being This Self-Important

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have no life. You have no life. Let's have no life together!

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#24

First Day On Bumble, Going Well

First Day On Bumble, Going Well

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

so basically you just want to feel wanted since your bf doesn't give you enough of that?

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#25

I Like How He Went From No Hard Feelings To I’m Pushing The Age Limit

I Like How He Went From No Hard Feelings To I’m Pushing The Age Limit

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#26

No Red Flags Here

No Red Flags Here

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least he has the decency to wave his red flags I guess.

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#27

Why Type Lot Letters When Few Letters Do Trick?

Why Type Lot Letters When Few Letters Do Trick?

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Fantastic Mr Fox
Fantastic Mr Fox
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I honestly don’t understand why people still write like this. It made sense 20 years ago in the days of texting with an old Nokia.

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#28

No Noah Noooooo. It Kept Getting Worse

No Noah Noooooo. It Kept Getting Worse

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There’s Zero Effort, And Then There’s This

There’s Zero Effort, And Then There’s This

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#30

Same Thing, Right? 🫠

Same Thing, Right? 🫠

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