Even when I shop a sale it often turns out there's a better deal right around the corner.

Like that ever happens.

That's been going on for centuries. Women living with their best friends. Ahem. And recently being able to marry them.

Hahahahahaha...

I almost cried when I realised when the 5 second rule didn't work as we were told.

#PeriodStruggles

I fortunately rarely cut myself shaving especially since I started using men’s razors. But shaving is still a pain in the a**e and causes irritattion.

I never understood those people. When someone tells me to calm down, I acknowledge that I'm gone too far, and I try to calm down. Actually, it's more like a "shame-signal" for me: I'd better calm down, unless I want to feel terribly awkward and ashamed everytime I think back on that particular event.

Aaawww you found your person. I'm kinda jealous.

Hehehe

Happens with my cat. Such beautiful memories. RIP

Yes me too..always :/

Every time I dye my hair red it looks like I've been bleeding in the bathtub.

I do that with my husband, except by yelling, not by phone.

Oh well, I still kinda like it when people check out my a*s 😊

Or grey hair. I wish mine would've waited one more year; Til 40. It's only the beard so far, but 35 was still too early.

"Jazz music stopped..."

Simple: put all of your food on their plate and then swap the plates around.

The only time Google is correct about a desease. Normally is always some kind of death sentence.

Don't lose hope.

Are there really people who cry so often? (Not judging at all, seriously asking)

That is pretty much me and my daughter. My hair is down to my bum and haven’t had it cut in a couple of years. I am going for a cut and colour in a few weeks and I want a change but I am a bit nervous and unsure whether to get a drastic new style or just get a trim and my hair layered. Yet my daughter has an undercut and wants to shave the side of her head when she turns 16.

Relatable af

Nooooooooo!

Anybody who's favourite character dies

Sims brings out the psycho within me

when dogs take a shat and make intense eye contact with you, that means they trust u. the more u know! :D

Who else used to play with them like fishing rods?

Go for it!