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Remember when we thought being an adult meant having money to burn? Ha! These days, most of us are more familiar with checking our bank accounts through squinted eyes and turning "creative budgeting" into an Olympic sport. From the special thrill of finding that forgotten $5 bill in your winter coat to the delicate art of deciding which bill gets paid this month, financial struggles have created a comedy goldmine that hits way too close to home.

We've collected 68 jokes about being broke that will have you laughing all the way to the bank (where, let's be honest, you're probably just making a deposit so your account doesn't get closed). Don't blame us if you find yourself painfully nodding along and feeling the sudden urge to check your lottery tickets one more time, just in case.

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    Social media post humorously comparing health expenses abroad to the US, highlighting broke people jokes.

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    Potato Vic
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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I live here and yes, yes it is. I used to work as a nurse and quit after a decade if watching sick people not get the healthcare they deserved because they couldn't afford it. F**k American healthcare

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    David Brown
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    23 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    It's the money that is EVERY problem. People are forced fed a life from TV to effing 'influencers' etc. that few can actually afford. Want what you have not have what you want. And flipping save some aside will ya? 401k it if you can ya bums. Maybe pay down debt instead of new tattoo to preen and yak about on tktk. Jesus.

    #6

    Tweet about the irony of poverty and wealth, highlighting broke people jokes.

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    Talis
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    23 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Terry Pratchett knew it: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Boots_theory

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    #11

    Tweet about online learning versus paying for education, highlighting a common broke-people-jokes theme.

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    David Houde
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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    You aren't paying $30,000 a year to listen to the professor. You are paying $30,000 a year so that after you pay $120,000-150,000, the university will give you a little piece of paper that says you met their requirements to earn a degree.

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    #13

    Tweet about broke people jokes, humorously describing saving money before an unexpected expense.

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    Austzn
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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Or a bomb cyclone sweeps through and tears up your home's fence which now costs like $10,000 for some reason. ...So, some of us have fences loosely secured with bailing wire and prayers. 🤣

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    #21

    Meme with handshake emoji between "Being very rich" and "Being very poor" above "Getting your haircut in your living room." Broke-people-jokes.

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    Trophy Husband
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    9 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Everyone talks about the little changes that COVID brought, such as more working from home. The unexpected one for me was my wife learning to cut my hair. I have always hated going to the barber, when I met her I cut my own hair and I started going for her. Now she's not getting out of cutting it for me, no matter how much she asks. It's her or me, never going to have a stranger do it again!!

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    #24

    Tweet about daily showers and elitism featuring soap-covered people, discussing broke people jokes and water conservation.

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    Chihuahua Mama
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    1 day ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Also, I feel like not being able to smell my armpits constantly is beneficial to my health. So I will continue to take my daily showers, thanks

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    #25

    Tweet about broke people highlighting the irony of money and happiness.

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    joann fielding
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    9 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Well, it's called 'broke' for a reason. My car is broke, my dishwasher is broke, my mind is broke, and my spirit is broke. And I can't afford to fix any of them.

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    Tweet exchange humorously depicting broke-people jokes about wanting more money.

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    Trophy Husband
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    9 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Literally nobody is okay... Everyone has massive problems. I'm convinced that even the people who you think are doing great are secretly doing terribly. Donald Trump is a raving lunatic who may have power and money, but deep down spends all his time worried about whether or not he's going to go to jail soon, and doesn't actually see anything that goes on around him. Taylor Swift seems like she's doing great, but all that pressure and fame and everything else probably is crushing her. Your neighbor down the street might seem happy when you see him every morning and he waves, but he's probably very depressed. It is my belief that everybody in this world is depressed, psychotic, or some combination of the two. At least every adult, most children seem to have a great time. I could be wrong, it could just be everybody that I've ever met...

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    Person in shower hair cap with a relatable expression, captioned about the feeling of being broke.

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    moggie63
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    12 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I suspect being broke, expecting money, but not getting it is worse.

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    Text tweet about overthinking by broke people, author $ilva, dated Jan 28, 2024.

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    cj be like
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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    But HOW do you overthink them? is it a little overthinking or a full blown panic attack? what is it the result of, bills? deadlines? just general anxiety?? AAAH

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    #47

    Tweet humorously expressing relief about not being broke after paying bills.

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    Trophy Husband
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    9 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Being broke implies that you have no money, but also no doubt. If you have debt then you have gone below broke. I aspire to get to broke one day. Right now three mortgages and more credit cards than I ever should have been given prevent me from reaching the level of broke.

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    #56

    Tweet about financial struggles and spending habits with nuanced humor, reflecting broke-people jokes themes.

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    Phantom Phoenix
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    19 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    Above you'll see that we have here an excellent example of The Humble Brag. This fellow is not limited by lack of money and his 'problem' is that he now can't bring himself to buy the cheaper option because he doesn't want to 'feel' limited. He attempts to elicit sympathy for this with a statement about having grown up poor. Right. Moving on we have...

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    Tweet about life priorities with likes, comments, and retweets, related to Broke-People-Jokes.

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    Trophy Husband
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    9 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    I have never had anyone try to convert me, but if I did and they said something about the next life my response would be you mean there's more? Holy s**t man how do you deal with that c**p?

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    #65

    Tweet joking about being broke after receiving first utility and rent bills.

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    Mike Rodrick
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    1 day ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    We're supposed to be poor so the wealthiest can be wealthy. Welcome to CAPITALISM!

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    Tweet about humorously blaming financial issues on democracy; broke-people jokes theme.

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    Trophy Husband
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    9 hours ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

    That's funny because my wife IS the reason that we don't have any money.

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