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If you’re not from the UK, you might associate the place with several things: tea, rainy weather, polite individuals who love a good pub and the royal family. But as it turns out, living in the UK isn’t all sunshine and roses (well, actually, there’s very little sunshine at all). As it turns out, being a Brit comes along with plenty of challenges, like when a person cuts in the queue or mum doesn’t make enough gravy for Christmas dinner!

To provide a safe space for Brits to rant about all of the minor inconveniences and frustrations they encounter daily that they’re far too polite to say anything about at the time, the Very British Problems Twitter account was born. If you are from the UK or you’ve lived there for a while, you just might relate to these VBPs, and if you can’t, enjoy this dive into the British psyche. Down below, you’ll find some of the funniest and most painfully relatable qualms that have been mentioned on the Very British Problems Twitter account, as well as interviews we were lucky enough to receive from Rob Temple, the creator of the page, and fellow Brit Fran Taylor, the woman behind the blog Whinge, Whinge Wine.

Be sure to upvote the problems that you know all too well, and let us know in the comments any other VBPs you’d like to bring to the public’s attention. Then if you’re looking for even more of these hilarious tweets, you can find Bored Panda’s last article featuring Very British Problems right here!  

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This isn’t the first time we’ve featured Very British Problems on Bored Panda before because we just can’t seem to get enough! The last time we spoke to Rob Temple, the creator of the page, was about 5 months ago, but he’s been running VBP much longer than that. “I've been chronicling the oddball behavior of Brits now for exactly 10 years, having started Very British Problems in December 2012,” he told Bored Panda. 

“Thankfully, as the rest of the world will have noticed, we Brits don't half get ourselves in a lot of pickles, so I can't ever imagine a time when I'll run out of material. Which is good, in a way.” Very British Problems isn’t ever going to run out of fans either, as his Twitter account has amassed 3.9 million followers over the past decade, his Facebook page has a whopping 886k followers, and his Instagram has over 630k followers.  

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I asked Rob about the British problems that have been plaguing him recently, and he shared, “Christmas is a time of many, many British problems. We're never ready for it, we eat far too many individually wrapped chocolates, we have cheese in the fridge we're not allowed to touch until Christmas Eve, and we can't find the end of the sellotape.”

And when it comes to why Brits love to spill their qualms on Twitter, Rob says, “I definitely think it's a good vent for British people to be able to moan on social media. It saves us talking to our friends, or heaven forbid our neighbors, about our problems. We like to say we're ‘fine, thanks’ whenever we're asked how we are, but we're not fine. We're tired or confused or livid but never fine.”

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Rob also has big plans for the future of Very British Problems. “Maybe a theme park where there's no rides, just queues. And where it's always raining.” Sounds lovely…

But until that theme park comes about, we can settle for purchasing the books, greeting cards and merch on the Very British Problems website right here! And if you’re still looking for a great Christmas gift, be sure to check out the Very British Problems Quiz Book! It has over 600 very British questions for the whole family, and you can find it right here!  

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To gain even more insight on British problems, we also reached out to blogger and Brit Fran Taylor, the woman behind Whinge, Whinge Wine. (I’ll be honest, as a non-Brit I had to Google the word ‘whinge’. Turns out it means complaining persistently!) We wanted to hear Fran’s thoughts on British problems and what she considers a quintessential VBP. “In general, we hate small talk and are bad at it,” she told Bored Panda.

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“‘How are you’ isn’t actually a question. They don't care, really, and just want to either hear a ‘I'm fine, thanks, how are you?’ or alternatively have a chance to vent about themselves for a bit. If someone actually started to talk about how they were, it would be deeply awkward.” This is something I’ve heard non-native speakers complain about before, but unfortunately, I can’t explain it… It's just one of those mysteries of life.

“When we don’t correct someone out of politeness, then we have to live with it for the rest of our lives because it’s too embarrassing to admit that you didn’t say something the first time,” Fran added. “Which is why my neighbor still thinks I’m called Fern, and why I get owl themed presents for every birthday and Christmas.”

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“If someone compliments our outfit, it’s physically impossible not to immediately tell them where we got it from AND how little it cost - and then point out any flaws and tell them how you look awful,” Fran shared. “We're a self-deprecating bunch.”

And when it comes to British horrors, Fran notes that running out of milk for tea has to be high up on the list. “You think it’s a stereotype but it’s literally my life, right now.”

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I was also curious if Brits ever complain about their problems in person or if their politeness trumps their urge to rant. “Oh of COURSE we complain - to our friends in group chats, or on social media,” Fran shared. “All British Twitter is, is people moaning about our rubbish government, their bins not being emptied and the supermarket being out of eggs.”

“However with strangers, face to face, there is only one topic we are allowed to complain about without fear of offense, and that is, of course, the weather and how entirely unprepared for it we are.” Good to know complaining about the weather is universal; it seems to be the one thing that unites us all.

When asked how British humor differs from humor in other parts of the world, Fran swiftly informed me that the first difference is that Brits spell the word properly: with a “U”. So I’ll let her keep the “u”s, just this once! “British humour is dryer than a dry gin in the middle of the desert while listening to Donald Trump talk about his sex life,” Fran shared. “Lots of people don’t understand that when we say something, there’s at least a 50% chance we’re being sarcastic and in fact mean the opposite. ‘Bit chilly out there today? Oh, really, I was just thinking of getting my bikini on!’”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a person from North-East England, I can assure you we're not that polite. If we're livid, you're going to get a LOT of swearing.

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British people are an enigma. They are extremely polite when it comes to social etiquette, but they’ll also casually use words that many Americans would never dare say. “We are generally more free with swearing - and not just the little swear words,” Fran added. “The C-word can even be a term of endearment among friends (this is particularly true in Scotland, so I’m told) - every morning my group chat kicks off with ‘Hi c***s’ or ‘Hi slags’. Twitter certainly doesn’t understand that, which is why I have to get new accounts so often.”

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

i tried it under my breath, and yes, you can't do it politely

aZZy_d3Lta
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I did it, said it in front of my friends, said it sounded genuine

Cold Eagle
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Can we have a disclaimer for any star trek fans for number 4 please?

Alison Macdonald
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You can get away with it by using a "jolly hockey sticks" speech mode.

Analyn Lahr
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I like to say "have fun" when someone unnecessarily announces they're going to the restroom.

Kris92
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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Question: can't "wow" also be as a non-sarcastic surprise or amazement? Or are we more in the "woah" territory instead here?🤔

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Wow has become a sarcastic or unmeant thing, mainly (I think) because parents tend to offhandedly say wow when a kid does something that they're really excited about but the parent could not care less fod

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I don't think I can ever say 2 and not sound sarcastic. I can also not say "thanks for coming in" without being sarcastic; as a server we all said that to each other when annoyed or mad.

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“If we are really overly polite to you, it probably means we hate you, and if we say something that seems absurd - even if we are entirely deadpan - we’re probably messing with you,” Fran explained.

So what I’m getting from this is that if a British person starts making fun of you, or shall I say “taking the piss”?, it’s a sign that they actually like you.

If you’d like to hear more from Fran and keep up with her adventures, be sure to visit her blog Whinge, Whinge Wine right here, and you can follow her on Twitter and Facebook right here and here!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

... except when it is true, and you have to insist and stress that you mean it literally!

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Can you relate to these very British problems, or are you feeling like you would never fit in in the UK? Either way, we hope you’re enjoying these hilarious tweets. Let us know in the comments any other VBPs you encounter often, and then if you’re interested in diving even deeper into the world of Very British Problems, don’t forget to check out our last article featuring Rob’s Twitter account right here!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I gave a homeless man £10 pounds the other day, as he was sat in the snow begging for a hot drink, so I thought with it being Christmas and me having spare money, I'd let him have it. I know people will say 'He will just spend it on alchol or drugs!!!', but I don't care. The problem was he then burst into tears, and I didn't know what to do. I'm not great in situations like that, so I just sat with him while he cried and told me that he had no family and spends Christmas on the streets. Broke my heart a little bit that did. I think we all need to appricate the time we get to spend with loved ones this time of year.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I've lived half of my life near the equator (daylight hours are the same all year long), living in the UK now for decades and I still can't get over the 10pm sunshine in summer or the complete darkness at 4pm in winter. I couldn't cope with any higher latitudes than southern Scotland!

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Translation: I completely forgot about it (or just plainly procrastinating 😂) Saved my a$$ at work many times

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Where my parents lived, the green bins were orange, where's the sense in that I ask you

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I have bashed my knees into my bed so many times I am past apologising and now curse it. The bed has not moved from its spot since we moved in.

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1 year ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

"Unexpected item in bagging area." Aaaaaaargh! Kill me now!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Extra points if the pyjamas don't go in the same set, the coat is your ma's and the shoes don't match

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Usually either, "it wasn't bad but I wouldn't have it again" or "that was disappointing, I was really looking forward to that".

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And it all depends on what words you stress and the way you arrange your face when saying it!

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

After dojng that awkward ran/jog/fast walk thing all the while wishing they had just let the door close on you. Same when a car flashes you across the road, that kind of run

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As I once saw a comedian point out, they’ll always be in the last place you look - not like you’re going to find them and then look a bit more just for fun!

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Half the time it sounds like they are the same person

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Answer the door wearing a coat, if you want to see the person tell them you just got home, if you don't want to see them tell them you are just on your way out.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Knowing I have an abscess in a back tooth but not doing anything about it until it really hurts to swallow and needing intravenous antibiotics.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My mother to me whenever she informs me of a family gathering.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sadly in Australia, at least in the larger towns/cities, the driver rarely goes to the door these days, just puts the retrieval card in your letterbox and leaves :( Glad I moved to a small town- only had one package not delivered in the 15 months I've been here.

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1 year ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

When I lived in the U.K. and people would say "Are you alright?" I used to think maybe they thought something was wrong with me! Same language - but took a bit to understand the right way to respond. And that they didn't think anything was wrong with me.