These 30 Tweets Are Teaching People To Speak In A British Accent And It’s Ridiculously Spot On
When you ask people what they think about British accents, most of them either love ‘em or find them amusing. While some of us are busy swooning over people speaking like Hugh Grant, some Twitter users have pointed out that far from every Brit speaks like they’re Victorian gentlemen and ladies.
We’ve collected some of the most hilarious times that Twitter users have poked fun at people who speak British English (or Bri-ish as one Twitter user who created a viral thread with over 663k likes joked). Upvote the best tweets and let us know in the comments what you think of the way British people speak. Personally, I absolutely adore the variety of accents in the UK, but to each their own.
While we might call it the Queen’s English, very few people apart from the British royals and nobility employ the British English pronunciation the way that Her Majesty Queen Elizabeth II does. In fact, there are more than 37 dialects in the British Isles! Scroll down for Bored Panda's interview with Dr. David Britain, Professor of Modern English Linguistics at the University of Bern in Switzerland.
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According to Dr. Britain, the dialect that Americans most closely associate with British people is "almost certainly" Standard British English "with the accent known as Received Pronunciation."
"This is the one they are exposed to the most through the media, and the accent they may know from the Royal family. Some will know Scottish accents, and perhaps also London (the traditional accent of which is known as Cockney)," the professor explained to Bored Panda about the most common stereotypes that foreigners have when it comes to British pronunciation and accents.
Dr. Britain noted that the variety of British accents and dialects has both grown and shrunk in the last few decades! "There is a lot of evidence that many of the traditional, especially rural accents and dialects, are being leveled away with people using accents common to their whole region rather than their locality. But there is also evidence that urban areas continue to diversify, and new accents and dialects are emerging because of immigration and mobility.
So many people thnk that we all speak London. In Yorkshire, Lancashire and maybe Newcastle it's more watta bottle. We drink watta up North Dun't tha know
Someone on here explained the aloooominium thing on here. It was interesting. "Sir Humphry Davy made a bit of a mess of naming this new element, at first spelling it alumium (this was in 1807) then changing it to aluminum, and finally settling on aluminium in 1812. His classically educated scientific colleagues preferred aluminium right from the start, because it had more of a classical ring, and chimed harmoniously with many other elements whose names ended in -ium, like potassium, sodium, and magnesium, all of which had been named by Davy."
Load More Replies...We also wanted to know just how important British popular culture and media are when it comes to forming stereotypes about the way that Brits speak. Here's what Dr. Britain had to say: "It's very important in Britain certainly—many people's main exposure to different funny accents is through the media, and so the media are very powerful—the way they present these accents has an important effect on how they are perceived."
He continued: "Rural people in southern England are very often represented as all having the same dialect (which they don't actually have) and are often presented as rather traditional, friendly but unintelligent, and unworldly characters, so their accents become tied in people's minds to these attributes."
"Internationally, it is often the case, for example, that Brits often play clever but evil characters in film, and so their accents can then also (outside Britain) be associated with those traits. We, in Britain, think this is funny of course, as we don't have those associations about ourselves."
According to Dr. Britain, the media are very important in spreading awareness of accents and creating stereotypical links between accents and character traits. "But it wasn't also the case. I can recall my dad (born in 1928) telling me he was 20 before he heard an American accent for the first time. Now that is inconceivable."
speaking of British people and youtube. anytime there is an informational video and a British person is talking it automatically means everything is true
How a Brit speaks depends not only on what part of the country they’re from but also on their social class. One of the best-known dialects worldwide is Cockney which was (and still is) spoken by London’s working class. In fact, some Twitter users who are gently mocking British people are most likely thinking of people speaking Cockney in their minds.
Another well-known dialect is spoken by people from Yorkshire County. One of the things that sets it apart is that words that end with ‘ee’ sounds are pronounced as ‘eh.’ Want to say that something’s ‘nasty’ in Yorkshire and sound like a local? Try saying ‘nasteh!’
There are two accents that foreigners often mix up: the Northern Irish and Scottish ones. The first one’s very melodic, but people using it tend to miss out on some letters in words.
Meanwhile, there are various Scottish accents that vary from city to city. In parts of the country, the accent becomes incredibly similar to the Northern Irish one and it becomes hard to tell apart. And if you find yourself blushing with embarrassment because you find it difficult to understand a Scotsman speaking, don’t worry—some Scots have problems deciphering how others from Scotland, especially Glasgow, speak.
What word is that supposed to be? I’ve tried saying it a million different ways. 🤷♀️
Finally, let’s not forget the Scouse dialect spoken by people from Liverpool and made popular by The Beatles. It’s a very nasal dialect, so if you want to sound like John, Paul, Ringo, and George, you’d better start practicing!
Let me correct this one. "British people on holiday are like 'I'm sorry, how much? We're not used to taxes being added on at the checkout. The price displayed is the price we pay, and we don't subsidise minimum wage workers with tips, because we're not neanderthals.'"
So how many consonants do non-Brits think we actually drop? The correct answer is "we never drop them", because we've all seen Countdown.
We don’t really have Mountain Dew in the U.K. (lack of the right kind of hill billy I guess).
Bit disappointed that these are all cockney-sounding. But I guess Americans & others hearing scousers, geordies, brummies - or anyone from Wales or NI speak mightn't have realised that they were speaking English!
I was going to say the same thing. Britain, like America, has their dialects and accents. Not everyone in Britain talks like this.
Load More Replies...Might it be worth pointing out that the UK is not just composed of England alone? Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland are also (for now at least) part of Union... And we don't just have our own accents, we have our own entire LANGUAGES, thanks.
Sigh. My American colleague said to me after I did a presentation "It's too bad you don't have a classic British accent". After some quizzing, I worked out that he meant '"too bad you don't sound like Renee Zellweger doing a poor impression of a British accent in Bridget Jones' Diary".
This is awful. Everyone thinks we all live in one suburb of East London. We have hundreds of accents and dialects. Plus, we don't feel the need to say "be like" in every chuffing sentence.
I'm in nz, my dad's from Lisbon, country Anterrim in ireland: when he hears a Brit speak he seems to know exactly what part of the UK they're from, it's quite interesting. From what I know, you're absolutely right: you guys have an enormous range of accents, almost from borough to borough
Load More Replies...most of these "sound" like Bart Simpson doing a dodgy British/Hackney accent.
Please do continue to correct the way we pronounce the language we invented, because clearly it is we, not you, who have the accent.
Nobody's correcting you? They're just showing how you sound to them.
Load More Replies...It's a shame that all the Yanks over there in 'Murica seem to think we all talk like D**k Van Dyke character Bert in Mary Poppins or Audrey Hepburn's character Eliza Dolittle character in My Fair Lady. That would be like the British watching old reruns of the Dukes of Hazzard and thinking all Americans talked with a Redneck Hill billy accent Or watching Jersey Shore and thinking everybody talked like Snooky or Pauly D.
Sadly no, this is how SOME Londoners talk, if you look at the country of Britain it includes Scotland and Wales as well as the rest of England where people have thousands of accents...so no this is not what British people sound like, just a very small segment of Londoners, shame you didn't title this correctly because you have just tarred and entire country with one accent!!! Like saying all Americans talk like a quarter of New Yorkers!!
This is not close to being spot on. I actually find it pretty offensive and racist. Especially coming from a bunch of people who have most likely never been to England because they've never left their corner of shitsville USA
Waste of time, very small percentage of Londoners talk like this, heavily viewed cockney accent.
Typical Americans, only know London! They don’t think any other part of England exists!🤣
Ffs, y do they talk like the British accent is so wrong. They bloody well invented the language. And sometimes (quite often) "t" is pronounced "ch". There's more depth to the the language than other accents, less hard sounds and much more diverse range of phonetics. Also most of these were Cockney not British, there's also Scottish, Welsh, Northern Irish, Geordie and more. Rant over, goodbye
The way they put an R sound (for once) at the end of some words, like Pepper and George Also I hope you Brits know that us making fun of you is all in good fun. I honestly would love to hear how people think Americans sound!
This ain't British, it's just 1800s South East Londoners. Don't Americans know that Scotland and Wales are also in Britain?
This is more south England accents. Not 'British' I can tell you this much us Scots certainly dinny talk like that ken!
Not the South - small part of SE London or Essex.
Load More Replies...Nobody outside Greater London says any of this! Also 37 dialects? More like 3700. There are at least 6 dialects in the County where I live!
I am genuinely British, not English, Irish, Welsh or Scottish. Born overseas to service personnel. I have lived all over the UK and picked up some amazing accents. And I don't use the glottal stop. Wow!
So, it considered acceptable to take the mick out of the poor working class in London and SE England is it? Because that is what all of this is, taking the mick out of the working class poor.
No it's not. This is a bunch of, what I'm assuming is, mostly American people who don't know that there's more to British English than what they've heard from Michael Caine, and who will have forgotten that other actors like Gary Oldman and Alan Rickman are/were also Brits, because they rarely performed in their natural accents or dialects. And they also appear to have forgotten that Britain is more than just England, because none of these tweets were written to sound like Sean Connery, and I don't think they would know what a Welsh person sounds like, or even if Wales is a real country.
Load More Replies...How do you get away with using the C word ? In America that will take things nuclear instantly, not just another swear word
Probably cos we started using that word first and men can be called c**ts too. We don't use it in a sexist context.
Load More Replies...in fact, a British accent or just speech has been developed over the years, because you need to live in the place where you use it for the purity of speech, but if this is not possible, then there is a course from https://englishpapa.com/ where you will be offered a choice of several language programs where you can decide in which direction to move on
very funny tweets))) I studied English at the EnglishPapa school https://englishpapa.com/, I had a teacher, very modern, who also always shared funny tweets))
Omg, you british guys are sooo coool, plz teach me how to speak british 😭
I don't think they realise their american accents are the weird ones because the english accent is the original english accent, so instead of saying british people be like, they should say american people be like.
I am disappointed to see that Bored Panda / Jonas Grinevičius (writer of this article) have called these "ridiculously spot on". They are not ridiculously spot on. They depict a British caricature from southeast London. Newsflash: Most Brits do not speak with a London accent!
In my (British) brain every one of these were D**k Van Dyke in Mary Poppins 😁🤔😁x
Most of these are utterly shite 😂😂😂😂 British dialect is multiple accents that varies from town to town, village to village, hill and Dale, town and city. It's a whole load more than D**k Van Dykes hilarious fake accent 😂😂😂
Nothing was more aggravating to me than Americans trying to do a British accent which always sounded like D**k Van Dyke in Mary Poppins and thinking they were even close to any of the dozens of U.K. accents. Drove me. Up. The. Wall. I couldn’t make it through more than a couple of those.
By British they mean England. By England they mean London. By London they mean the East end. What about Scahtland? Pronounced, Scawtland :)
"I'm Bri-ish" "You forgot the T". "Aww, oi'd fancy a cuppa roi now."
Some of these were quite funny. I’m originally from Hampshire but sound like Hermione Granger
Most of of these are spot on for the london area! I would know. I watched Eastenders "fore ye-ahs " I also lived in "Man-chestuh" and can attest to the accuracy of these posts.
My mum had 2 books on accents..."Let Stalk Strine" and "Fraffly" For those who want to sound Australian and those who want to sound posh
These are all English accents, you many Americans think British means English. It's like calling out Americans for things people say in California.
In the US Californians are not considered to have accents. New York would be a better example because they have multiple accents throughout the Burroughs. There are a lot of Southern accents as well.
Load More Replies...As non-native English speaker, my brain works twice harder to understand all of this
I'm not sure you're right - I've struggled a LOT and yet I'm a native English speaker. Some of these sound like the person assumes we all sound like D**k Van Dyke who is famous for doing the worst British accent ever.
Load More Replies...I love how the British sound. I'd never hear "Bobby dazzler" until the guy in oak island said it.
To be honest I've only ever heard Bobby Dazzler be said by David Dickinson and we all wince when he does.
Load More Replies...I read somewhere that there is no "th" sound in the Irish vocabulary. Is that why the Thames is pronounced so funny?
I love how people got all huffy about this.. why wasn't my specific accent mentioned by the foreigner, it's an outrage!!! I feel marginalised and overlooked by people who I would normally mock!
I was thinking this was ridiculous, then i said them out loud, but probably with a rough ar-fed-sha (hertfordshire) accent like me than all of Britian
Hertfordshire, eh? I'm sorry to hear you're suffering.
Load More Replies...Accent aside, I don't understand the use of "innit." In America, we would say something such as "doesn't it?" or "don't they?" and in Britain they say "innit" instead.
"Innit" is a bastardisation of "isn't it?", which somehow became a word certain people (chavs) would tack onto the end of a sentence. It became a bigger thing with the rise of Sacha Baron Cohen's character Ali G, a parody of chav culture, but it pretty much died out when he stopped performing as Ali.
Load More Replies...Disgustingly racist. Do you Yanks think you sound any better: if so, think again.
As an Englishman, this doesn't even make my racism needle quiver. What is wrong with pointing out idiosyncrasies in speech this way? The only racist element was some of the caricature images below the quotes.
Load More Replies...Not fond of the empire c**p that we pulled but we are, generally speaking, way less racist than the US.
Load More Replies...Bit disappointed that these are all cockney-sounding. But I guess Americans & others hearing scousers, geordies, brummies - or anyone from Wales or NI speak mightn't have realised that they were speaking English!
I was going to say the same thing. Britain, like America, has their dialects and accents. Not everyone in Britain talks like this.
Load More Replies...Might it be worth pointing out that the UK is not just composed of England alone? Wales, Scotland and Northern Ireland are also (for now at least) part of Union... And we don't just have our own accents, we have our own entire LANGUAGES, thanks.
Sigh. My American colleague said to me after I did a presentation "It's too bad you don't have a classic British accent". After some quizzing, I worked out that he meant '"too bad you don't sound like Renee Zellweger doing a poor impression of a British accent in Bridget Jones' Diary".
This is awful. Everyone thinks we all live in one suburb of East London. We have hundreds of accents and dialects. Plus, we don't feel the need to say "be like" in every chuffing sentence.
I'm in nz, my dad's from Lisbon, country Anterrim in ireland: when he hears a Brit speak he seems to know exactly what part of the UK they're from, it's quite interesting. From what I know, you're absolutely right: you guys have an enormous range of accents, almost from borough to borough
Load More Replies...most of these "sound" like Bart Simpson doing a dodgy British/Hackney accent.
Please do continue to correct the way we pronounce the language we invented, because clearly it is we, not you, who have the accent.
Nobody's correcting you? They're just showing how you sound to them.
Load More Replies...It's a shame that all the Yanks over there in 'Murica seem to think we all talk like D**k Van Dyke character Bert in Mary Poppins or Audrey Hepburn's character Eliza Dolittle character in My Fair Lady. That would be like the British watching old reruns of the Dukes of Hazzard and thinking all Americans talked with a Redneck Hill billy accent Or watching Jersey Shore and thinking everybody talked like Snooky or Pauly D.
Sadly no, this is how SOME Londoners talk, if you look at the country of Britain it includes Scotland and Wales as well as the rest of England where people have thousands of accents...so no this is not what British people sound like, just a very small segment of Londoners, shame you didn't title this correctly because you have just tarred and entire country with one accent!!! Like saying all Americans talk like a quarter of New Yorkers!!
This is not close to being spot on. I actually find it pretty offensive and racist. Especially coming from a bunch of people who have most likely never been to England because they've never left their corner of shitsville USA
Waste of time, very small percentage of Londoners talk like this, heavily viewed cockney accent.
Typical Americans, only know London! They don’t think any other part of England exists!🤣
Ffs, y do they talk like the British accent is so wrong. They bloody well invented the language. And sometimes (quite often) "t" is pronounced "ch". There's more depth to the the language than other accents, less hard sounds and much more diverse range of phonetics. Also most of these were Cockney not British, there's also Scottish, Welsh, Northern Irish, Geordie and more. Rant over, goodbye
The way they put an R sound (for once) at the end of some words, like Pepper and George Also I hope you Brits know that us making fun of you is all in good fun. I honestly would love to hear how people think Americans sound!
This ain't British, it's just 1800s South East Londoners. Don't Americans know that Scotland and Wales are also in Britain?
This is more south England accents. Not 'British' I can tell you this much us Scots certainly dinny talk like that ken!
Not the South - small part of SE London or Essex.
Load More Replies...Nobody outside Greater London says any of this! Also 37 dialects? More like 3700. There are at least 6 dialects in the County where I live!
I am genuinely British, not English, Irish, Welsh or Scottish. Born overseas to service personnel. I have lived all over the UK and picked up some amazing accents. And I don't use the glottal stop. Wow!
So, it considered acceptable to take the mick out of the poor working class in London and SE England is it? Because that is what all of this is, taking the mick out of the working class poor.
No it's not. This is a bunch of, what I'm assuming is, mostly American people who don't know that there's more to British English than what they've heard from Michael Caine, and who will have forgotten that other actors like Gary Oldman and Alan Rickman are/were also Brits, because they rarely performed in their natural accents or dialects. And they also appear to have forgotten that Britain is more than just England, because none of these tweets were written to sound like Sean Connery, and I don't think they would know what a Welsh person sounds like, or even if Wales is a real country.
Load More Replies...How do you get away with using the C word ? In America that will take things nuclear instantly, not just another swear word
Probably cos we started using that word first and men can be called c**ts too. We don't use it in a sexist context.
Load More Replies...in fact, a British accent or just speech has been developed over the years, because you need to live in the place where you use it for the purity of speech, but if this is not possible, then there is a course from https://englishpapa.com/ where you will be offered a choice of several language programs where you can decide in which direction to move on
very funny tweets))) I studied English at the EnglishPapa school https://englishpapa.com/, I had a teacher, very modern, who also always shared funny tweets))
Omg, you british guys are sooo coool, plz teach me how to speak british 😭
I don't think they realise their american accents are the weird ones because the english accent is the original english accent, so instead of saying british people be like, they should say american people be like.
I am disappointed to see that Bored Panda / Jonas Grinevičius (writer of this article) have called these "ridiculously spot on". They are not ridiculously spot on. They depict a British caricature from southeast London. Newsflash: Most Brits do not speak with a London accent!
In my (British) brain every one of these were D**k Van Dyke in Mary Poppins 😁🤔😁x
Most of these are utterly shite 😂😂😂😂 British dialect is multiple accents that varies from town to town, village to village, hill and Dale, town and city. It's a whole load more than D**k Van Dykes hilarious fake accent 😂😂😂
Nothing was more aggravating to me than Americans trying to do a British accent which always sounded like D**k Van Dyke in Mary Poppins and thinking they were even close to any of the dozens of U.K. accents. Drove me. Up. The. Wall. I couldn’t make it through more than a couple of those.
By British they mean England. By England they mean London. By London they mean the East end. What about Scahtland? Pronounced, Scawtland :)
"I'm Bri-ish" "You forgot the T". "Aww, oi'd fancy a cuppa roi now."
Some of these were quite funny. I’m originally from Hampshire but sound like Hermione Granger
Most of of these are spot on for the london area! I would know. I watched Eastenders "fore ye-ahs " I also lived in "Man-chestuh" and can attest to the accuracy of these posts.
My mum had 2 books on accents..."Let Stalk Strine" and "Fraffly" For those who want to sound Australian and those who want to sound posh
These are all English accents, you many Americans think British means English. It's like calling out Americans for things people say in California.
In the US Californians are not considered to have accents. New York would be a better example because they have multiple accents throughout the Burroughs. There are a lot of Southern accents as well.
Load More Replies...As non-native English speaker, my brain works twice harder to understand all of this
I'm not sure you're right - I've struggled a LOT and yet I'm a native English speaker. Some of these sound like the person assumes we all sound like D**k Van Dyke who is famous for doing the worst British accent ever.
Load More Replies...I love how the British sound. I'd never hear "Bobby dazzler" until the guy in oak island said it.
To be honest I've only ever heard Bobby Dazzler be said by David Dickinson and we all wince when he does.
Load More Replies...I read somewhere that there is no "th" sound in the Irish vocabulary. Is that why the Thames is pronounced so funny?
I love how people got all huffy about this.. why wasn't my specific accent mentioned by the foreigner, it's an outrage!!! I feel marginalised and overlooked by people who I would normally mock!
I was thinking this was ridiculous, then i said them out loud, but probably with a rough ar-fed-sha (hertfordshire) accent like me than all of Britian
Hertfordshire, eh? I'm sorry to hear you're suffering.
Load More Replies...Accent aside, I don't understand the use of "innit." In America, we would say something such as "doesn't it?" or "don't they?" and in Britain they say "innit" instead.
"Innit" is a bastardisation of "isn't it?", which somehow became a word certain people (chavs) would tack onto the end of a sentence. It became a bigger thing with the rise of Sacha Baron Cohen's character Ali G, a parody of chav culture, but it pretty much died out when he stopped performing as Ali.
Load More Replies...Disgustingly racist. Do you Yanks think you sound any better: if so, think again.
As an Englishman, this doesn't even make my racism needle quiver. What is wrong with pointing out idiosyncrasies in speech this way? The only racist element was some of the caricature images below the quotes.
Load More Replies...Not fond of the empire c**p that we pulled but we are, generally speaking, way less racist than the US.
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