There was nothing else she could've done, really. LOL

absolutly, the later the better. Post lunch me doesnt want to be sat working for hours and hours after eating

That would make me sad too.

i was disappointed when i found out it went to France :/

Just start disconnecting the hinges. no door no problem.

if British --- crisps not chips - unless its chips not fries .... simple

I'm afraid they were misunderstood.

ROTFLMAO

So did she end up buying half of his shopping??

School WAS terrible, it's just that work is even worse lol!

They're halfway to becoming Royston Vasey. Are you local?

..Now everyone's looking at their nipples..

spot on

That's funny.

It’s right there, can’t you see it?

Ditto, but yelling HONK because I don't have a horn earns me strange looks.

i think this is the embarrassing hair cut photo of tomorrow.

I do the same on my way back from work, but with a girl :D

Love island is awful. It's the kind of show that makes having root canal treatment a pleasure. Nothing to do with love and everything to do with getting a job in TV or getting a modelling career off the ground.

This is British how?

Coca Cola from a glass bottle is the best if you had to

She's right.

Of course

“Objection, your helmet— homet, excuse me…helnor—” *sits back down*

He wants himself a good Geordie lass.

Could they only afford a couple of tins of Heinz Spaghetti for the party?

Even with many courses, this looks sad and incredibly unappetizing. If you're going to do this sort of thing, at least don't serve what looks like spaghetti with ketchup. FFS the bare minimum would be to plate it in a way that is somewhat presentable.

I’m sure they had dozens of courses. This is just stupid

It's so you don't get stuffed on spaghetti, when another 15 courses is coming. Typical on Italian wedding for example (and definitely not my way of eating and digesting food, but Italians seem to enjoy it)

They know how her friends eat to keep “their figure,” so thought they’d avoid wastage.

Again, how's this brittish?

Rich people fancy. Price for 15 bitesize courses, $400 per person at least. Luxury wine not included.

Just looks like a dirty plate ready for wash

thats awful and now i want me some noodles

Just for clarification: A) usually in Italy catering for weddings do multiple courses. We start with a buffet of apetizers such as olives, different types of prosciutto and salame, a variety of cheeses, pizza, focaccia and then usually a variety of fishbased fingerfood like tartars, prawns, seafood etc B) this plates are ENORMOUS. if you look at the prongs he is holding you can see that this is actually (a bit gourmet) a normal amount of pasta. This type of serving tecnique is used in most restaurants. I can assure those are at the very least 60-70gr of spaghetti. C)as I was saying this came after the buffet, and usually we will have 2 different pasta dishes, 2 different main dishes (one with meat and one with fish) and a whole lot of sides D) we usually do a buffet of tiny pastries like cannoli, cannoncini, sfoglie etc BEFORE the cake So please stop taking a picture out of context and talk from your snobby high horse.

It's spaghetti. It's so fracking cheap to begin with.

I hope they have good hygiene standards for preventing covid, otherwise on your last day, you'll be leaving a little hoarse.

That looks delish!

Time is fleeting

That's quite sweet, to be fair.

It's cos you shovel your food down your gob!

Buy an apple ????

This once happened to me

I looked it up (I'm sick and have nothing better to do): they're red spider mites and are considered a pest as they kill plants, so I guess they've been killed off with insecticide. Thanks for occupying my brain with something other than how ill I'm feeling for a few minutes!

Lugging letters and parcels around in the heat for hours (then the snow/rain/ice in winter), worried if Tyson the territorial rottweiler will actually get one of your fingers this time.... No thanks.

Please someone translate I have no idea what's happening

British culture. Idk anyone talking about drinking cider, maybe stolen liquor or beer though.

What's stopping her is that the lowest amount you can withdraw at a cashpoint is £5.00 :D

what do you consider snacks? I'm in the Midwest US. we do popcorn, chips (crisps), beef jerky. curious to what other cultures snack on.