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Britain has brought us lots of things. Shakespeare. Fish and chips. Afternoon tea. Cucumber sandwiches. And of course, the Queen's English. But there's something else the British are super proud of: their sick sense of humor.

British humor isn’t everyone’s cuppa tea. Still, there’s no denying the Brits have produced some absolute bangers from across the pond. Mr Bean, Mrs Bucket, Monty Python, Fawlty Towers, Ali G, and The Office. To name but a few.

A Facebook page called “There should be a 99p coin” has over a million followers. They’re dedicated to bringing us the best Britain has to offer. Keep scrolling for a list of our favorite funnies that might make even the stiffest upper lip crack a smile.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They changed to a digital system. When she contacted them and told them her story they found a CD copy of the announcement to give to her. They also restored the old version so he is once more reminding everyone to "Mind the gap".

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Tongue in cheek. And cheeky. British humor has become a brand of its own. Sarcastic, satirical and self-deprecating are just some of the words that come to mind when trying to describe it. British banter can sometimes be misconstrued as being rude. And the deadpan delivery makes it hard to tell whether a Brit is actually joking or being dead serious.

Understanding British humor is “like trying to spread cold butter on toast,” wrote the Times of India, “It’s a tricky endeavor that requires patience and, often, ends in unexpected messes”.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's baffling that some older people really don't get this. It's a simple matter of mathematics, yet some people think because they could buy a house back in the day, that it must be possible now.

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U.K. comedian Ricky Gervais recently wrote a column for Time, explaining the difference between American and British humor. He was Britishly blunt. “We tease our friends. We use sarcasm as a shield and a weapon. We avoid sincerity until it’s absolutely necessary,” he said. “We mercilessly take the p*ss out of people we like or dislike basically. And ourselves. This is very important. Our brashness and swagger is laden with equal portions of self-deprecation. This is our license to hand it out.”

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The Terrys oranges are ruined these days, they are designed to be easily separated, they are no more fun. Bring back the old oranges you had to take a hammer to them.

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Gervais has stirred up controversy a couple of times in his career. Just last year, thousands of people petitioned Netflix to remove a joke from his latest show “Armageddon”. He had offended them by poking fun at kids with cancer. Gervais took the complaints with a pinch of "I beg your pardon?"... And fobbed them off during an interview with BBC radio at the time. “Ignore them. They don’t count. They have no effect on me. They don’t count. They’re hecklers,” said Gervais.

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If British humor has a tendency to fly over your head at times, you’re not alone. Justin Bieber made headlines in 2012 when he admitted he couldn’t understand a thing British comedian Alan Carr was saying to him. “I don't get all this humor,” said a baffled Bieber. “I don't know if you're making fun of me? I just don't get the British humor."

When Carr assured Bieber he was just "taking the mickey", the Canadian star was even more confused. "Mickey, what's mickey?" But a few years later, Bieber got it. And the Belieber went viral for taking the mickey out of the British accent on this talk show.

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Kira Okah
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Though wasn't someone I knew, got an order from McD's once where someone behind the counter had mayonnaise McBukakke'd the burger; and it was the firey woman next to me, seeing that I was upset but a ball of shy, who got the burger fixed.

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When it comes to understanding British banter, "half of Americans wouldn't be able to tell that a Briton is calling them an idiot". That’s according to U.K. polling company, YouGov. In 2019, they gave 1,700 Britons and 1,900 Americans a bunch of British phrases to see if they're on the same page. Or if Britain and America are indeed “two nations separated by a common language”.

It turns out British sarcasm and passive aggressiveness are lost on many Americans. When asked what "with the greatest respect" meant, nearly half of Americans interpreted it as "I am listening to you". While 68% of British people knew it to mean “you’re an idiot”.

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

TV show featuring mainly foreigners bringing contraband, often dead animal parts, into the country. Also Australian version and US versions but names differ.

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

True. Saves on the lecky bill. And possibly mocking as most people use 'washing' not laundry.

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Some might also find their tummies grumbling if a Briton ever told them “you must come for dinner”. Most Americans took it as a sincere summons to supper and would be looking forward to the details. But 57% of Brits polled said they’re merely being polite, and it’s not an actual invitation. Best you order in, mate.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Only have to press the reset button on his chin and it will fall off.

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There’s a researcher called Xuemei Chen who actually studied whether Americans appreciate British humor. They gathered 128 British and 95 American level one (basic) English speakers. The participants were shown two short snippets from two British television series. They were then asked to rate the funniest one and share their thoughts.

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The study found that “American English L1 users perceived British humor as less funny and were less able to ‘get’ the ironic and sarcastic aspect of British humor than British English L1 users.” Basically, the Brits burst out laughing. The Americans were not amused.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At my nearest Kaufland that will buy me 2 bottles of wodka and a jug of oj

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Much has been written about Americans and British getting lost in transatlantic translation. Some accounts are more hilarious than others. Bored Panda found this gem on BBC that we thought we’d share:

“A commenter named Brian D on Ben Yagoda’s blog, Not One-Off Britishisms, told the story of a group of British engineers from his company, sent to work at Wang Labs in Massachusetts. They were asked to attend a meeting to recognize an employee for outstanding achievement: It was announced from the stage that this person was a King in the company and so would be presented with the Wang King award. The entire British contingent had to leave the room in hysterics.”

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The British take their humor seriously. Even with a straight face. If you struggle to understand their dry wit, we have some good news for you. A group of scientists recently developed a device that detects when someone is being sarcastic. And it might be just what’s needed to bridge the barrier so that we can all laugh around the pond together.

What boggles your mind the most about British humor? Have you ever been the butt of a British joke? Let us know all about it in the comments.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

And when she used to squeeze your toes to see if there was enough room for growth.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Does she know this, I wonder. Well, she bloody does now....

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Sorry, you could've chosen a different check out lane. This is plain meanness.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's when they serve stuff with gravy on a slate....

Savahax
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Dude. I'd be having breakfast there, 12 days a week 😋👌🏻

Smilodon, a Bad Cat
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Seriously, I'm with you Sava! That place would put the weight on me double quick- it's 1600 here, and I want breakfast now!

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Hinrik Ævarsson
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

English is alright, but right now I'm lying in in bed thinking about the full Scottish I had on my honeymoon. Had haggis and blood sausage as well as most of the bits in a full English. I felt fortified. Now I gotta get up and eat cereal.

SageHare37
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Ugh. Don't serve commercial food on things that cannot be fully sanitized. Also, it's not safe to serve acidic food in galvanized containers (tomato content of baked beans).

Bored Birgit
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would demand a plate and put it all on there. And no tip. And the spade goes with for my garden.

Mike F
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

You don't really think that the servers had anything to do with the presentation, do you? Those poor ba$tards have to carry that mess to the table and I'll bet you $ to donuts they hate it more than you.

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Jess Smith
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

A BLOODY spade? What, do they use the spades to hide the bodies, too?

SkippityBoppityBoo
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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Maybe I'm just older now but I do prefer things on an actual plate! 😄 I've seen this photo before, I think it was under "hipster things to do"... Btw the reason why I'd prefer things on a plate is because of the sound of metal on metal. It sets my teeth on edge!

Richman “Richman” Aust
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I used to volunteer at a maritime museum and stoke the coal fired boiler on a steam yacht. We used to cook lunch like this inside the fire chamber on one of the coal shovels.

Doofnuts
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I hate restraunts that feel the need to do this (fecal material).

Julie Bradley
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

WTF?? Trying WAY too hard. Just bring it on a f*ck*ng plate! And give the beans to someone else.

ZGutr
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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

they have to! big chance it't ending up on instagram long before someone takes a bite, you you better make it look stupid as hell and collect clicks! Now FU.CK OFF with your shovel and give me my food

Mary Peace
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I'm fascinated by the beans in the bucket, because I prefer my beans separate, so the juice doesn't go all over the rest of the food. (Don't like soggy hash browns)

okpkpkp
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It looks like a Transfer Shovel I just got. (I'm getting dirt and compost delivered and I need a shovel and gloves for my wife before she starts the work.) I jest...

EJN
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Don't think I'd want to eat those beans either. Tomato is acid and they put it in a tin/aluminum pot... Have a little metal with those beans, sir.

JP Purves
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Makes it easier to dump it directly into the bin. I've never understood a full English breakfast.

deletemyaccount
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I would walk out. and not pay. There is no way that's sanitary.

Shaunn Munn
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Half raw bacon? 🤢 I feel my salmonella returning. Hash spuds look yummy! The dark thing at the front - whatzit?

Gen X Feral
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If I had to choose between eating that food or the shovel, it would definitely be the shovel.

Luis Hernandez Dauajare
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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I know British cuisine is not very popular, but I don't think it needs to be buried...

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That's not that different from us germans though, any other place where that's quite common?

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

As a young man at my first job, one of the drivers used to put his meat pie in foil, under the bonnet/hood of his van. Would come back a couple of hours later and it was just perfect. Lord knows how long it took him to get timings and position just right.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

£20? For CHIPS? Even in London, no! And you NEVER have pepper in a chippy! I reckon this is a scam.....

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Aaaaaand that's why companies limit customer returns. Not bright.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

My boss obliged me to take my annual paid leave, so that he could close the office and go to vacation too

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2 months ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Yep, and Romans, and early Mediaeval, and 18th century military, and WWII. We had not very difficult access to farm museums, Roman ruins, castles, artillery castle forts, 18th/19th century land forts, and a naval dockyard within 10 miles (though I think the furthest of these was just shy of 7 miles away). ed: reading through this again, yu really can tell that the area I grew up in was a major historical military area, I think some parts of these places are still owned by the MoD.

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Used to love shopping at Christmas when they were open 24/7 and doing it at 3am when it was quiet and so avoiding the horror of daytime Christmas shoppers..

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2 months ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It is the best bit though, I save it until the end and make a sarnie with the bread and butter and mop up the plate with it.

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