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Of all the awesome quotes that Breaking Bad has to offer, this one somehow chose to haunt me forever - Jesus Christ, Marie, they’re not rocks. They’re minerals! I guess it goes straight to the shelf of absolutely nonsensical stuff your brain marks as ‘SUPER IMPORTANT’ and leaves you guessing your own intelligence. But, anyhoo, let’s talk about Breaking Bad and the cool quotes this iconic TV series gave us a bit more, shall we?
Now, there’s probably no need to talk about Breaking Bad itself much more, as its spellbinding plot, stellar acting, and ingenious character arcs have cemented the show’s title as One Of The Absolute Bests for, like, forever. But, recapping memorable quotes is always a good idea, don’t you think? Take, for instance, this famous quote and an absolute gem uttered by mister Jesse Pinkman - Cockadoodle, yeah! It’s science, you female dog! As you understand, we had to censor the amazing quote a bit, but you get the gist. And you’ve probably seen these words in their full glory used in quite a few charming quotes, we bet. And that’s just one of the Breaking Bad quotes that made it into the internet’s history, but there are plenty more!
Now, the real question here is, are you truly ready for some inspiring quotes (okay, quotes ranging from silly to inspiring) thrown right at you? If so, then scroll on down below and check them out! Then, once you are done, give the Breaking Bad quotes you loved the most your vote and share this article with other fans of the series!
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#1
“You clearly don’t know who you’re talking to, so let me clue you in. I am not in danger, Skyler. I am the danger. A guy opens his door and gets shot, and you think that of me? No! I am the one who knocks!” – Walter White
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#2
"All the things that I did, you need to understand... I did it for me. I liked it. I was good at it. I was alive." – Walter White
Katie Lutesinger 2 years ago
At least he admitted it eventually. Dude spent his whole life being nice and polite and apologetic and allowing other people to treat him like a doormat. Becoming feared and hated we clearly the power trip he secretly longed for.
#5
“If you don’t know who I am, then maybe your best course would be to tread lightly.” – Walter White
#9
“Some straight like you, giant stick up his bum, age what, 60? He’s just gonna break bad?” – Jesse Pinkman
#13
“Hey, I’m a civilian! I’m not your lawyer anymore. I’m nobody’s lawyer.” – Saul Goodman
#15
“The thing is, if you just do stuff and nothing happens, what’s it all mean? What’s the point?” — Jesse Pinkman
#16
“What I came to realize is that fear, that’s the worst of it. That’s the real enemy. So, get up, get out in the real world and you kick that bastard as hard you can right in the teeth.” – Walter White
#17
“We tried to poison you. We tried to poison you because you are an insane, degenerate piece of filth and you deserve to die.” – Walter White
#19
“The moral of the story is… I chose a half measure when I should have gone all the way. I’ll never make that mistake again. No more half measures, Walter.” – Mike Ehrmantraut
#20
“Is this just a genetic thing with you? Is it congenital? Did your mother drop you on your head when you were a baby?” – Walter White
#21
“And a man, a man provides. And he does it even when he’s not appreciated, or respected, or even loved. He simply bears up and he does it. Because he’s a man.” – Gustavo Fring
#25
“You need to stop focusing on the darkness behind you. The past is the past. Nothing can change what we’ve done.” — Walter White
#26
“You are a time bomb tick, tick, ticking. And I have no intention of being around for the boom.” — Mike Ehrmantraut
#27
“Finding myself awake at three in the morning. But you know what? Ever since my diagnosis, I sleep just fine.” – Walter White
#28
“You know what Walt? Someone needs to protect this family from the man who protects this family.” – Skyler White
#31
“I once told a woman I was Kevin Costner and it worked because I believed it.” – Saul Goodman
#33
“If you believe that there’s a hell, we’re pretty much already going there.” – Walter White
#34
“You’re the smartest guy I’ve ever met. And you’re too stupid to see… He made up his mind ten minutes ago.” – Hank Schrader
#35
“The fun’s over. From here on out, I’m Mr. Low Profile. Just another douche bag with a job and three pairs of Dockers. If I’m lucky, month from now, best-case scenario, I’m managing a Cinnabon in Omaha.” – Saul Goodman
#36
“I am speaking to my family now. Skyler, you are the love of my life. I hope you know that.” – Walter White
#40
“I watched Jane die. I was there. And I watched her die. I watched her overdose and choke to death. I could have saved her. But I didn’t.” – Walter White
Krystyna Dabrowski 2 years ago
In my opinion, this was the moment/act when he turned into a true monster...
#41
“I have lived under the threat of death for a year now. And because of that, I’ve made choices.” – Walter White
#42
“Darth Vader had responsibilities. He was responsible for the Death Star.” – Badger
#44
“Why should we do anything more than once? Should I just smoke this one cigarette? Maybe we should only make love once if it’s the same thing? Should we just watch one sunset? Or live just one day? Because it’s new every time. Each time is a new experience.” — Jane Margolis
#45
“I have spent my whole life scared, frightened of things that could happen, might happen, might not happen, fifty years I spent like that.” – Walter White
#46
“I told you, Skyler, I warned you for a solid year: you cross me, and there will be consequences.” – Walter White
#47
“There is more money here than we could spend in 10 lifetimes. Please tell me: how much is enough? How big does this pile have to be?” — Skyler White
#49
“You add plus a douchebag to a minus douchebag and you get, like, zero douchebags.” – Jesse Pinkman
#51
“There is gold in the streets just waiting for someone to come and scoop it up.” – Walter White
#52
“Did you know that there’s an acceptable level of rat turds that can go into candy bars?” – Jesse Pinkman
#55
“I mean, it’s just... It’s the constant, it’s the cycle. Its solution, dissolution, just over and over and over. It is growth, then decay, then transformation. It is fascinating, really.” – Walter White
#58
“We’re all on the same page. The one that says, if I can’t kill you, you’ll sure as hell wish you were dead.” – Jesse Pinkman
#60
“Well, technically, chemistry is the study of matter. But I prefer to see it as the study of change.” – Walter White
#61
“Who are you talking to right now? Who is it you think you see? Do you know how much I make a year?” – Walter White
#64
“Even government doesn’t care that much about quality. You know what is okay to put in hot dogs?” – Jesse Pinkman
#65
“Oh, hey, nerdiest old dude I know, you wanna come cook crystal? Please. I’d ask my diaper-wearing granny, but her wheelchair wouldn’t fit in the RV.” – Jesse Pinkman
#67
“I learned from the best. Something tells me Hank is here because of you – and I’m not forgetting that.” – Skyler White
#68
“When I put everything into quicken, nothing flashed red, so that’s gotta mean it’s ok, right?” – Skyler White
#75
“I need support. Me, the almost 40-year-old pregnant woman with a surprise baby on the way. And the husband with lung cancer who disappears for hours on end, and I don’t know where he goes and he barely even speaks to me anymore.” – Skyler White
#77
“You are not the guy. You’re not capable of being the guy. I had a guy, but now I don’t. You are not the guy.” – Mike Ehrmantraut
#78
“We have discussed everything we need to discuss… I thought I made myself clear…” – Skyler White
#79
“Walt, please, let’s both of us stop trying to justify this whole thing and admit you’re in danger!” – Skyler White
#80
“Walter Jr., you’re my big man. There are going to be some things that you’ll come to learn about me in the next few days. But just know that no matter how it may look, I only had you in my heart. Goodbye.” – Walter White
#84
“You got me riding shotgun to every dark recess of this state. It’d be nice if you clued me in a little.” – Jesse Pinkman
What do you think ?
Mark Fuller 2 years ago
I love the series but these are hardly deep, profound or inspirational.
Mark Fuller 2 years ago
I love the series but these are hardly deep, profound or inspirational.
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