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153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table

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We wouldn’t be surprised if reading bread puns wasn’t on today’s to-do list. Well, now it is! Not every day comes the opportunity to fill your dad-joke arsenal with some excellent food puns. There might not be many occasions to utilize them in everyday conversations, but we’re sure the opportunity will present itself sooner or later.

Considering how many people eat bread daily, it’s only natural for funny puns about bread to appear. You’ll be surprised what kind of puns are on this list, though. The list involves puns poking fun (respectfully) at several cultures, famous people like Ghandi, and loved fictional characters like Peter Parker. These funny bread puns include many topics, and we’re sure you’ll find some that fit your hobbies and interests.

So dig into this list of puns about bread and serve them at a dinner table! Don’t forget to vote for your favorites and share them with friends and family because sharing is caring!

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#1

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table What’s the true identity of Greek Spider-Man?

Pita Parker.

12points

indiecognition 2 years ago (edited)

This joke fell flat

2points

#2

Italian white bread is Santa's favorite because

As the song goes, "Ciabatta watch out, Ciabatta not cry, Ciabatta not pout.."

12points

#3

What kind of bread is served in Heaven?

Ciabatta?

Focaccia?

Sourdough?

Actually it's Naan of the above.

12points

indiecognition 2 years ago

Probably cheese bread

1point

#4

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Why did Ghandi hate flatbread?

Because he practiced Naan-violence.

11points

#5

If you order pita bread twice… Does that make it repeata bread?

10points

#6

What do you call a bagel that can fly?

A plain bagel.

10points

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What bread has a funny name?

It’s weird to think there are more than five bread types out there. But oh my, there are plenty. And how some of them are called might warrant a chuckle or two. For the particular types of bread, bakers all around the world hold their resourcefulness to the test and give their creations very creative names:

Robber Baron
Angels Crust
Djungelbread
Flagship
Goldflake
Neandertaler
Masterpiece
Great Guy
Elephant Bread
German Pumpernickel

#7

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Who is a bagel’s favorite rapper?

Toast Malone.

10points

indiecognition 2 years ago

The Lox.

2points

#8

Did you hear about the baker's lorry that spilled its load on the motorway?

Police say to expect delays on the yeast- bound carriageway.

10points

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#9

News just in: a thief has been arrested for stealing sourdough - he was caught bread-handed.

10points

#10

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table What happened after the baker set a new record for baking the most loaves?

He became the breadwinner.

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#11

What do you call 52 slices of toast?

A deck of carbs.

10points

#12

Did you know that Spiderman has a winter jacket made entirely of Mediterranean flat bread?

It's a Pita Parka.

10points

#13

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Gotta work your buns off because you knead the dough.

9points

#14

What series was the dinner roll binge-watching?

Breaking Bread.

9points

indiecognition 2 years ago

Game of Scones

2points

What types of bread are there?

A loaf of bread is so much more than just a tummy stuffing—how could anyone simplify such a divine thing to that? Think of its glorious smell, amplified by fresh butter quickly melting on top of the delicious crumbliness of a piece. Add a pinch of salt; that is all you knead for a perfect snack!

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However, any loaf of bread that just came out of the oven is a true delicacy unsurpassed by anything else. The warmth you feel on your first bite, the flavor that hits you soon after. It just makes you spit out eating puns without even realizing it. So here are some bread types that will surely hit just the right spots:

Rye bread
Sourdough bread
Baguette
Ciabatta
Challah
Brioche
Flatbread
Focaccia
Cornbread

#15

What’s better than a coffee break?

Breaking bread.

9points

#16

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table What is a baker's favorite time of year?

Yeaster.

9points

#17

Bread is like the sun, it rises in the yeast.

9points

#18

Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I feel like a sandwich."

Doctor: "You'd better go straight to bread."

9points

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#19

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table What do bread kids say during hide-and-seek?

Bready or not, here I crumb!

9points

You can rest assured that every type of bread will be noticed among these silly puns, for naan is better than the other! No need for assumptions here that sourdough is worthier than your plain sandwich square, as they are all equally cherished in these adorable puns.

#20

Why did the hamburger bun and the hotdog roll break up?

There wasn’t enough crust in their relationship.

9points

#21

My doctor advised me against eating burnt toast. I am black toast intolerant.

9points

#22

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table A piece of toast is a lot like the sun. It rises in the yeast and sets in the waist.

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#23

I went to the zoo and seen a baguette in a cage.

The zoo told me it was bread in captivity.

9points

#24

Due to the Covid crisis, the Indian bakery in my neighborhood is going through some tough times.

They fired all Naan essential staff.

9points

#25

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Just got the perfect tool for making a good Indian flat bread

It's a Naan stick pan.

9points

#26

I’m headed to mail a loaf of bread at the toast office.

8points

#27

"Cause I’m a crepe. I’m a weird dough. What the hell am I doughing here? I donut belong here."

8points

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#28

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table What do you call a roll that loses weight?

Flat bread.

8points

#29

The best is yet to crumb.

8points

#30

What did the ham say to the cheese after their night together?

You’re great in bread.

8points

#31

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table What are the best shoes to wear while eating bread?

Loafers.

8points

#32

Why can’t the baker play the drums?

He forgot the breadsticks.

8points

#33

Why did vampires leave the restaurant?

Someone ordered garlic bread.

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#34

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Why is she so happy baking bread?

Because she is raking in the dough!

8points

#35

Why were the loaves of bread angry?

Because they are being made into a knuckle sandwich.

8points

#36

"I’d tell you the joke about some butter on a piece of bread - but you might spread it around."

8points

#37

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Heard the one about the loaf of bread who was sad?

He had a break down and rye, then he felt much better.

8points

#38

What do you call a rabbit who has spent too long in the sun?

A hot cross bun-ny.

8points

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#39

Last week I saw a loaf in a cage at my local zoo - it was bread in captivity.

8points

#40

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Did you hear the one about the bakery that closed because everything went a-rye?

8points

#41

Patient: "Doctor, doctor, I can't stop eating bread."

Doctor: "You ba-guette some rest as soon as possible."

8points

#42

What did one bread lover say to the other?

Before I break down and rye, I want you to know that I loaf you.

8points

#43

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table How do you make dog bread?

Just use collie flour.

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#44

What did mama bread say to her kids?

It’s way past your breadtime!

8points

#45

Why did the loaf of bread break up with his girlfriend?

The relationship was crumbling.

8points

#46

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table What’s the only bin you’d throw something delicious into?

A bread bin.

8points

#47

Who is the meanest cowboy in the bakery?

Clint Yeastwood.

8points

#48

Why doesn’t bread like warmer weather?

Because it gets too toast-y.

8points

#49

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table What type of hotel does a baker stay in when on vacation?

A B&B (Bread & Breakfast).

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#50

What do you call a Tom Cruise movie with a hamburger in it?

Top Bun.

8points

#51

If a baker assaults somebody with a baguette. Can he be charged with assault with a breadly weapon?

8points

#52

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table "Excuse me, sir, you're all out of the garlic naan bread."

"I don't see the problem. It seems like a Naan-issue to me."

8points

#53

My friend cuts up his Indian bread to look like coins.

That's a bunch of Naan cents.

8points

#54

Why did the flatbread become a clean comedian?

He wanted to be Naan-offensive.

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#55

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table The two slices of bread decided to leave the bakery. I heard that they wanted to grow mold together.

7points

#56

Next time you need a loaf, challah at me.

7points

#57

Did you know that pilgrims baked bread on the May-Flour?

7points

#58

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Business at the bakery is on the rise.

7points

#59

Don’t worry, you can crust me.

7points

#60

It’s a shame that bread puns are always so crumby.

7points

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#61

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Another one bites the crust.

7points

#62

Ryes and shine.

7points

#63

Don’t go baking my heart.

7points

#64

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table What did the crouton say to the bag of flour?

I wasn’t born yeast-erday!

7points

#65

Why is the gluten-free boy afraid of the dark?

He sees bread people.

7points

#66

A bread baker’s bread factory burned down. Now his business is toast.

7points

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#67

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table I’m not trying to butter you up, but I really do loaf you.

7points

#68

What is the richest part of the bread?

Elon Crust.

7points

#69

Who are all the croutons crushing over?

Bread Pitt.

7points

#70

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table What actor plays the main character in the movie Breadpool?

Rye-n-Reynolds.

7points

#71

What do you do after breaking bread?

Just loaf around.

7points

#72

Why is the baker in a bad mood?

He woke up on the wrong side of the bread.

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#73

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table What is a baker’s biggest fear?

A loaf or death situation.

7points

#74

What do you call a curious piece of toast?

Wonder Bread.

7points

#75

Why are the ends the least favorite slice of bread?

Because they’re too upper crust.

7points

#76

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table People need bread because loaf makes the world go round.

7points

#77

Why did margarine push butter?

Because she was on a roll.

7points

#78

What do you call a piece of dough that’s being a jerk?

Crepe.

7points

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#79

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table I don't know why, but whenever I take a photo of my loaf of bread, it comes out grain-y.

7points

#80

Why did the roll go to the doctors?

It was feeling really crumby.

7points

#81

What kind of bread does Dr. Who not like eating?

Dalek bread.

7points

#82

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Why do bakers always work at the weekends?

Because they knead the dough.

7points

#83

Cia-batta study harder if she wants to pass her bakery exams.

7points

#84

Two croissants are in the oven - one says, "It's hot in here!" - the other replies, "Wow, a talking croissant!"

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#85

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Radical bakers are always going against the whole-grain.

7points

#86

What’s the most sophisticated kind of bread?

The upper crust.

7points

#87

Why was the chef surprised that anyone like her bread?

She thought it was crumby.

7points

#88

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Why does bread looks so bad in photographs?

It’s just too grainy.

7points

#89

How does bread woo a lover?

With lots of flours.

7points

#90

Why was the bread actor so unhappy?

She lost out on a juicy roll.

7points

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#91

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Why did the man keep punching his doughy friend?

To get a rise out of him!

7points

#92

Why did the baker file a sexual harassment claim?

People kept commenting on his hot buns.

7points

#93

What did the public say when they invented the toaster?

That’s the best thing since sliced bread.

7points

#94

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table What did the bag of flour say when she bumped into the loaf of bread?

Didn’t I see you yeast-erday?

7points

#95

What does a loaf of bread say to a friend after doing them a favor?

It’s the yeast I could do.

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#96

What did a slice of bread say after brushing his teeth?

I’m bready for bed.

7points

#97

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Why did the rolls hang out on a street corner?

They were just loafing around.

7points

#98

I could never baguette your birthday.

7points

#99

Jesus Crust.

7points

#100

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table A little birthday toast to you!

7points

#101

I like my bread like I like my men… well toasted!

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#102

What does a French dominatrix say as she whacks you with a baguette?

"Welcome... to the world of le pain!"

7points

#103

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Hope their Naan is okay!

7points

#104

How I got this photo is Naan of your business.

7points

#105

What do you call a person who eats butter chicken only with Naan?

A Naan-Vegetarian.

7points

#106

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table "I went to an Indian restaurant last night for some garlic bread. But they had Naan."

7points

#107

"I have a friend who only eats Indian bread...

I think its bizarre but he just says he's a naan conformist."

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#108

Did you hear about the women that choked to death on her meal at the Indian restaurant?...

Yeah it's not funny it was someone's Naan.

7points

#109

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table I don’t want naan of that.

6points

#110

You’re the apple of my rye.

6points

#111

That sour loaf kneads to be punished.

6points

#112

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Gosh, my sourdough starter is so kneady.

6points

#113

I’m on a roll.

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#114

"I hear sourdough is on the rise."

6points

#115

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Ciabatta stay away from me.

6points

#116

Stop loafing around!

6points

#117

Don’t be so sour, dough.

6points

#118

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Baking is a labor of loaf.

6points

#119

The flour got in trouble, so his mama sent him to bread early.

6points

#120

All you knead is loaf.

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#121

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table A toast to butter days.

6points

#122

Rise to the occasion! Get a bread start!

6points

#123

When a loaf of bread grows mold, it’s time to break down and rye!

6points

#124

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table You bread my mind.

6points

#125

Loafing you is easy cause you butterful.

6points

#126

Have a loaf-ly day.

6points

#127

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Why is the baguette so romantic?

Because it can’t stop loafing you.

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#128

I should stop loafing around.

6points

#129

English muffins aren’t born, they’re bread.

6points

#130

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table A baker gave me some sweetbread, it was pretty sourdough.

6points

#131

You’re the breadwinner!

6points

#132

How to get a raise at Panera Bread?

Butter up to the boss.

6points

#133

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Why did everyone stare at the oven?

Because they saw the hot cross buns.

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#134

Why was the baker feeling anxious?

Because he was in a loaf or death situation!

6points

#135

What is the best way to get a rise in pay?

Ask for more dough!

6points

#136

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table What do you call sourdough that's been baked by Shakespeare?

Poet-rye.

6points

#137

Why was the slice of bread upset with her husband?

He told her she was being too kneady.

6points

#138

Why did the aging bread roll retire?

Her career was already toast.

6points

#139

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table What did the piece of toast say when he discovered his fate?

You butter be kidding me.

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#140

Why wouldn’t the muffin go on a carbo-hi-date with the gingerbread man?

She didn’t like bread-heads.

6points

#141

What doe's a woman say to a man who is proposing to her?

I dough!

6points

#142

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Be-loaf in yourself.

6points

#143

What do you call a dog made entirely of baguettes?

Pure bread.

6points

#144

What do you call an Indian grandma?

Naan.

6points

#145

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table Most Indian restaurants are Naan profit.

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#146

You’re toast.

5points

#147

Wheat it and weep.

5points

#148

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table You’re my butter half.

5points

#149

Sourdough bread always to the occasion.

5points

#150

That sour loaf kneads to be punished.

5points

#151

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table The flour got in trouble, so his mama sent him to bread early.

5points

#152

Why does bread hate Southern summers?

The weather is too toasty.

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#153

153 Bread Puns To Share At The Dining Table You deserve butter.

4points

Warpath81 1 year ago

I saved my puns until the end. It was the yeast I could do, just loaf around before getting on a roll

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I'm Neilas, Content Production Manager for Bored Panda in the Home & Design category. In this role, I try to ensure the quality of our articles to bring the best possible web surfing experience to our readers. I love a well-structured, informative, and illustrative article, whether it's for design ideas, gardening solutions, or cute dogs and cats. I made it my mission to ensure our readers get to experience the same thing. As for my personal interests, I produce music, sometimes go out and take pictures of nice stuff, and have petrol running through my veins. I'm an avid fan of Formula 1 and Motorsport in general, taking every chance I get to burn some rubber at local go-cart tracks. Of course, movies, gaming, and racing simulators are a big part of my daily life, too.

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