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There are plenty of reasons why a company might use social media. Increasing brand awareness and website traffic, generating leads, and managing their reputation are just a few of them. But whatever its intentions are, a business uses Instagram, Facebook, and other platforms for its own gain. And people see right through it. So when nonsensical corporate BS appears on their feed, they often respond to it, reminding its authors that they're not fooling anyone.

Twitter account "Brands Getting Owned" is the place to go if you want to check out these savage roasts. It shares fan-submitted screenshots of exchanges companies wish to forget, and as its bio says, tries to dismantle capitalism one L at a time. Continue scrolling for the pics.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

If they paid less people to spy on the drivers' "missteps", they could pay the drivers more. Or, I don't know, even grant them toilet breaks.

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Probably one of the biggest corporate social media fails we covered here at Bored Panda was the time Burger King said that "Women belong in the kitchen." Do you remember? They picked the best time for this phrase, too. The company tweeted it during International Women's Day when everyone was celebrating the social, economic, cultural, and political achievements of women across the globe.

Burger King's tweet caused quite a spectacle—it was described as a misogynistic and outdated remark towards women's role in society.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

At least the person behind the brand social media account acknowledged their shortcomings - I appreciate that.

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Commander Rex
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

I mean, we launch rockets all the time, but a cute lil falcon blocking the launch? Never.

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Chris Sprucefield
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That Falcon will take off like a rocket... Stop moaning! You get two launches!

sylvanticx
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

'drather watch the falcon tbh. really any falcon. I'd even watch The Falcon. falcons are nice.

Ploploplop
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The should name the bird Heavy or Rocket since it's blocking the Falcon Heavy Rocket view.

François Carré
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Animals are smart and they're really getting tired of our s**t. I think next move they're gonna learn how to sabotage our mass surveillance technology.

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The company's social media team shortly followed the tweet with an explanation that their aim was to draw attention to the fact that only 20% of professional chefs in the UK are women and that they are under-represented in the culinary industry—they have decided to use International Women’s Day as an opportunity to advertise their culinary scholarship which offers financial assistance to women who work at Burger King and aspire to an academic degree in culinary arts. 

But it was already too late. Eventually, the original “controversial” tweet was deleted and Burger King has issued an apology.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Assuming that's the hospital itself replying, what more do you need to learn, you charged the guy $39k

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There are plenty of ways you can screw up on social media. Nasty comments, rude tweets, a timeline full of misspellings and other faux pas; the possibilities are endless. And they're usually easy enough to fix or delete without it seeming like the end of the world. If you're a regular person.

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Not so much for those big business accounts. Of course, corporations are people too—but they're people under constant scrutiny by the jury of the Internet. And that's not necessarily a bad thing.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This is deflection from the fact that a small number of corporations are the major polluters by trying to make it seem like it's a personal responsibility issue

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

people seem to think it's all kids at McD's but you can see the workers getting older , capitalism only works for the 1% , trickle down economics is a lie , ALL workers should be paid a living wage with benefits , power to the PEOPLE

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This man has a good hustle. Unfortunately, we will start getting ads with our food now that corporations have seen this. They will pay door dash/ uber eats to have their drivers/riders give us pamphlets with our food

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Remember a few years ago when Kroger sold off a bunch of their convenience stores that they couldn't maintain but said it was to "focus on their grocery stores" ??? How's that working out Kroger?

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Better even than telling them to go to hell, just don't use their service. If they're unethical but you use them anyway your just encouraging the behavior.

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Suzanne Haigh
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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

$15 per hour is more than we get in Britain for minimum wage. But then we do have a Health Service which from what I have read on here is worth so damn much, a lot more than a couple of dollars

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3 years ago (edited) DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Burn! They should fire their marketing department or graphic designer who came up with this. Shamrockiraptor is spot on!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

SO many people are already parroting this line from right wing politicians, it’s so frustrating.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Vermont is in the top ten highest minimum wages in the country. It was an ignorant move to attack Sanders over this. 'Just Amazon being terrified of organized labor (aka unions).

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

yeah this could be bad , he worked on AI and had to shut it down after it created it's own language to communicate with other AI, not sure if they ever worked out what it said ,https://www.firstpost.com/tech/news-analysis/facebook-researchers-shut-down-ai-bots-that-started-speaking-in-a-language-unintelligible-to-humans-3876197.html#:~:text=Researchers%20from%20Facebook%20found%20that,were%20creating%20their%20own%20language.&text=This%20led%20Facebook%20researchers%20to,each%20other%20only%20in%20English.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

That happens literally across the board. It’s the corporate version of an influencer/youtuber posting a video of them doing some sort of charity.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

What's even more ironic is that Stadia is a product of Google. You know, the search engine that almost everyone uses...

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

But Elmo *does* know his ABCs, he learnt it at Sesame Street!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

It's horrible to think that companies send these "nice" message's to try and find the employee just to reprimand them.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

They tore down their iconic first restaurant to do this? That's proof corporations should not be classed as people.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The American obsession with trucks makes no f'n sense. Most truck owners never even use their truck for hauling or large loads, there's NO reason for them to own one. They're usually twice the price of a decent car, guzzle gas, hog the road, and don't fit in parking spots. Just rent a truck the 1-2 times a year you actually need one, seriously.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

The poor Skarsgard kids, seriously. I'm not sure I ever saw Alexander (or the others) get called 'Stellan's son' but all the kids are 'Alexander's brother' now.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Thank you! My specs are uneven by about 10mm and they claimed they were straight.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

EA, what the f*ck did you do to Maxis? Can you stop killing everyone's hopes and dreams for one second? You're the worst thing to happen to gaming, EA. Spore could've been so much more but NOOOOO! "Think of the children!" you say as you give them a literal slot machine!

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

This isn't really a burn, it's just policy or habit. I default to mate or friend when trying to keep the tone of a message friendly or polite too, particularly when voicing disagreement.

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

the Ms. warwick correction seems kinda strange why use your name in an account if you dont want people to use it like if her handle had been Ms warwick and they called her by her name id get it but she doesnt

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3 years ago DotsCreated by potrace 1.15, written by Peter Selinger 2001-2017

Who calls their child “Brothley” - is she made of soup?