Always kills me when big companies try to pin climate change on the regular individual

Am I the only one who thinks that this is a stup!d idea?

Everyone but Eloon itself.

Bwuhaha, I'm betting that wasn't the topic and I bow to him, well played

McDonalds should probably start selling aloe vera to have plenty of it at hand to treat this burn

I'm guessing Kellogg's didn't respond to that

Weren’t they just complaining 2 minutes ago that everything is going to c**p because of over population?? Make up your mind major news outlets.

What even is the concurrence? Apple is overpriced büllshit and Linux just exists without anyone ever giving it attention. It's Windows or nothing at this point

Well, when necessity calls....

And what are we supposed to do with that information?

"Suck it, NY Post!" (and Joe Rogan too)

Why is this newsworthy.

🎶That don't impress me AT ALL! 🤢🤮

The NY Post should spontaneously combust from this burn.

Why...just why 😭

Oh snap!

Can't we just shoot him and Ellon to Mars already?

This one. Top marks!!!

Imagine having such an awful personality and beliefs that it makes you so unattractive that you have to give yourself a BJ

WOW - so me telling him to go f*ck himself actually worked? Cool.

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Should rather have said he's that big

This is an image I never ever needed in my mind.

Feel the BURN!

Yeah, he really looks like he's suffering in that photo. Poor fellow, I bet that's last season's suit he's wearing. /s

Preeeeach 😌😌😌

I do love seeing this one again and again on BP... there are no official government or council-level rules on parent and child parking in the same way you’d get for disabled parking spaces. Parking in a supermarket car park is managed and enforced by the supermarket itself, or by a private parking management company. That means it’s not illegal to park in a parent and child space without a child. But you could get a Parking Charge Notice (PCN), the same as you would if you overstayed in a car park. Who knows why they parked there - car park could have been full when they arrived in an emergency or they could be totoal kn0bheads...

Wendy’s being savage like always 😂

Burn!

Breaking a wheelchair is literally like breaking someone's limb. Hope she got her money back to be able to get a new one.

Where I am there are so many great independent coffee shops that I think the only reason anyone still goes to Starbucks is that is another illusionary status symbol.

Proletarian shopping, cheaper than Kroger Plus.

Well, the CEOs do need their massive bonuses and gargantuan salaries... how on earth could they buy a bigger yacht than their neighbour otherwise? Would be terrible for them.

I blocked Penguin Random House when they announced they would be censoring/ altering 100 year old books.

“Is your lemonade made with real lemons?” “ Are your Girl Scout cookies made from real Girl Scouts?” Addams Family.

"They pretend to pay me, I pretend to work"

It looks half-mast, too.

Google has a point though

Is this actually true? It seems like an urban legend at this point. Genuinely asking.

This might sound weird from someone who is white af, but I am SO happy to see Asian representation in Hollywood finally. A24 does fabulous work, and I'm so glad that Everything Everywhere All at Once took Best Picture in this year's Oscars and that Michelle Yeoh, Ke Huy Quan, and Daniel Kwan also took Best in their respective categories. (I'm not a huge fan of the Oscars, I'm kind of against them, but still am happy to finally see Asian actors/directors get the acknowledgement they deserve!) Simu Liu is a great actor and Shang-Chi is a pretty entertaining movie, even if you don't like superhero films!

For great liquid cooling, try iced water. Coffee will just make you thirstier.

Free ice creams for all who didn’t get at McDonalds 😌🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦🍦

Hmmmm…. All of them 😊

Who the heck would sit on hold for 5 hours???

This is an example of good trolling.

I love Wendy's twitter. So savage.

Well sure, they use slaves, but they inclusively use trans slaves, so it's all good!

I heard they were making a live action of Angry Birds movie, the villain does look scary

Netflix seriously

Still a better love story than Twilight.