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People talk so much every day, you'd think we'd run out of things to say. But we're as good with words as the weather is with ruining a perfectly fine day. Just take a look at the subreddit r/BrandNewSentence, for example. From the divorce rate among socks to the crotch fruit we make our employees, its members collect sentences they think have never been written before, and their collection is pretty impressive. Continue scrolling and take a look at some of the subreddit's top posts.

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Name That Death Megatron 300

Name That Death Megatron 300

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We’ll Keep Ye Plump As A Partridge

We’ll Keep Ye Plump As A Partridge

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As soon as we put originality and language in the same equation, I can't help but think about the infinite monkey theorem. It states that a monkey hitting keys at random on a typewriter keyboard for an infinite amount of time will almost certainly type any given text, such as the complete works of William Shakespeare.

In fact, we can make it even more extreme: the monkey would almost surely type every possible finite text an infinite number of times. But the probability that monkeys filling the entire observable universe would type a single complete work, such as Shakespeare's Hamlet, is so tiny that the chance of it occurring during a period of time hundreds of thousands of orders of magnitude longer than the age of the universe is extremely low. Technically, however, it is not zero.

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Griefcase

Griefcase

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I Do Not Vibe With This Soil

I Do Not Vibe With This Soil

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#5

Soak It In Olive Oil

Soak It In Olive Oil

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r/BrandNewSentence has a lot of sentences that strike the perfect balance between poetry and logic. In other words, they're vivid and they make sense. They're memorable. Like a good slogan. Or a song chorus that gets stuck in your head. But personally, I think the best brand new sentence came even before the Internet.

"For sale: baby shoes, never worn." The story goes that this particular quote is a testament to Ernest Hemingway's extraordinary talent. Allegedly, these six words were a result of a $10 bet among Hemingway and several writers at a lunch spiced with wordplay

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He’s My Biological Dog

He’s My Biological Dog

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Brad And His Cloud Of Lies

Brad And His Cloud Of Lies

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Marked Slices Of Tree

Marked Slices Of Tree

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People say Hemingway asked each of his colleagues to place a $10 wager, and in return, he would match it. His task was to create this shortest of stories.

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The only problem is, Hemingway may have never written it. Or if he did, the story wasn't entirely his invention. Similar "ads" have been recorded years earlier. But no matter who came up with it, I believe this piece of flash fiction would get a lot of upvotes on r/BrandNewSentence.

#9

No No, He's Got A Point

No No, He's Got A Point

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#10

Is America The Rest Of The World's Florida?

Is America The Rest Of The World's Florida?

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Lesbians To The Rescue

Lesbians To The Rescue

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We Drove Out The Lubrication

We Drove Out The Lubrication

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How Else Would You Name Dinosaurs?

How Else Would You Name Dinosaurs?

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Happens To The Best Of Us

Happens To The Best Of Us

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#15

Illegal Underground Grandma Karaoke Bars

Illegal Underground Grandma Karaoke Bars

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“I Was So Insulted I Woke Up”

“I Was So Insulted I Woke Up”

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Those Are The Holes Poked In The Container So We Can Breathe

Those Are The Holes Poked In The Container So We Can Breathe

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A Brain The Size Of A Chocolate Chip

A Brain The Size Of A Chocolate Chip

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Spare Me The Itch Juice, Thank You

Spare Me The Itch Juice, Thank You

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The Future Is Meaningless But The Pasta Is Now

The Future Is Meaningless But The Pasta Is Now

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“Festering...”

“Festering...”

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I Am Chorizo

I Am Chorizo

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#23

Be The Inexplicable Phenomena You Wish To See In The World

Be The Inexplicable Phenomena You Wish To See In The World

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#24

Floppy Discs

Floppy Discs

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World Changer

World Changer

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#26

“Gays Are Using Windmills To Waft Homosexual Mists Into Your Home”

“Gays Are Using Windmills To Waft Homosexual Mists Into Your Home”

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Crotch Fruit Employees

Crotch Fruit Employees

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Have We Checked All Food To See If Exploding Them Makes Them Into Something Better, Or Did We Just Stop With Corn?

Have We Checked All Food To See If Exploding Them Makes Them Into Something Better, Or Did We Just Stop With Corn?

ShinigamiDady Report

#29

“Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?”

“Are Millennials Killing The Serial Killer Industry?”

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#30

Stay Fresh Cheese Bags!

Stay Fresh Cheese Bags!

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#31

Classic Jesus Or Republican Jesus?

Classic Jesus Or Republican Jesus?

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Expensive Potato That Barks At The Wind

Expensive Potato That Barks At The Wind

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Cotton Eye Joe Has Been Terminated

Cotton Eye Joe Has Been Terminated

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Two Mini Hellpanthers

Two Mini Hellpanthers

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The Eyebrow Spectrum

The Eyebrow Spectrum

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Smoked Myself Back To Segregation

Smoked Myself Back To Segregation

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Julius In The Coolius

Julius In The Coolius

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#38

You Are One Of My Sims

You Are One Of My Sims

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#39

Wiggles Concert

Wiggles Concert

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#40

Whatever Works

Whatever Works

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#41

Funniest Sh*t I've Seen All Week

Funniest Sh*t I've Seen All Week

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#42

Anon Knows The English Language

Anon Knows The English Language

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#43

Cyberbullied And Entire Studio

Cyberbullied And Entire Studio

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#44

LEGO Ass Of A Fictional Bipedal Animal

LEGO Ass Of A Fictional Bipedal Animal

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#45

Cool Sport Rush

Cool Sport Rush

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#46

One Nice Way To Feel Better About Yourself Is To Imagine What Steve Irwin Would Say About You If You Were A Little Snake He Found In The Desert

One Nice Way To Feel Better About Yourself Is To Imagine What Steve Irwin Would Say About You If You Were A Little Snake He Found In The Desert

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#47

Dress For The Jockey You Want, Not The Jockey You Have

Dress For The Jockey You Want, Not The Jockey You Have

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#48

Life Pro Tip

Life Pro Tip

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#49

Life Is A Tornado And I’m Just A Cow Being Spun Around For Cinematic Value

Life Is A Tornado And I’m Just A Cow Being Spun Around For Cinematic Value

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#50

Snarrot

Snarrot

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#51

Florida Going To Feel This One For A While

Florida Going To Feel This One For A While

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#52

If You Don't Find Waldo He's Gonna Stab You

If You Don't Find Waldo He's Gonna Stab You

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#53

Huh?

Huh?

deepzeke Report

#54

Not A Squirrel

Not A Squirrel

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#55

Oil Execs Dip Their Hands In Big Barrels Of Dinosaur Juice To Lube Up Every Time They Have A Wank

Oil Execs Dip Their Hands In Big Barrels Of Dinosaur Juice To Lube Up Every Time They Have A Wank

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#56

"Babies Are Absolutely Biodegradable"

"Babies Are Absolutely Biodegradable"

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#57

American Horse Pirates

American Horse Pirates

My_Memes_Will_Cure_U Report

#58

“Somehow Managed To Sire Both Beavis And Also Butthead”

“Somehow Managed To Sire Both Beavis And Also Butthead”

ttlai Report

#59

Let Go Off The Plastic You Gargoyle

Let Go Off The Plastic You Gargoyle

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Some Day

Some Day

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Birds

Birds

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Cursed Kebab

Cursed Kebab

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#63

Magic Skeleton

Magic Skeleton

Pasghettipourn Report

#64

I Love Biology Facts

I Love Biology Facts

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#65

Translation Please

Translation Please

memezzer Report

#66

The Wet World Is A Bad Place

The Wet World Is A Bad Place

VA2M Report

#67

He Should At Least Be Vibing

He Should At Least Be Vibing

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#68

A Guy Ate A Bat And Now I Am Unemployed

A Guy Ate A Bat And Now I Am Unemployed

Naanderson2022 Report

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Steve Irwin’s Wario

Steve Irwin’s Wario

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#70

Mainstream Consonants Ugh

Mainstream Consonants Ugh

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#71

Escape Proof Wiener Bun

Escape Proof Wiener Bun

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#72

Millennial Culture Is Knowing That Frankenstein Is The Scientist

Millennial Culture Is Knowing That Frankenstein Is The Scientist

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#73

When Youre This Cute Money *does* Grow On Trees

When Youre This Cute Money *does* Grow On Trees

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#74

We'll Assume That Darth Maul Has Not Seen Any Of The Film's In The Home Alone Franchise

We'll Assume That Darth Maul Has Not Seen Any Of The Film's In The Home Alone Franchise

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#75

Great, Whimsical Little Flying Blisters Of Plague

Great, Whimsical Little Flying Blisters Of Plague

overpineapple Report

#76

Perks Of Being An Immortal Being

Perks Of Being An Immortal Being

GilCisnerosCloneOrgy Report

#77

“Enough Leg To Throw Their Mouth At Food”

“Enough Leg To Throw Their Mouth At Food”

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#78

It's Quick, It's Easy And It's Free: Pouring River Water In Your Socks

It's Quick, It's Easy And It's Free: Pouring River Water In Your Socks

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#79

Gay Insider Trading

Gay Insider Trading

_mach Report

#80

Every Step We Take Brings Us Closer To The Gummy Beyond All Things

Every Step We Take Brings Us Closer To The Gummy Beyond All Things

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#81

"Dont Waste Yr Time On This Earth Live Your Life Slap Some Rice"

"Dont Waste Yr Time On This Earth Live Your Life Slap Some Rice"

yosemite78atreddit Report

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I'm Sort Of A Chicken Magnet

I'm Sort Of A Chicken Magnet

AmazingScallion Report

#83

Nude, Gay, Ghostly Brad Pitt

Nude, Gay, Ghostly Brad Pitt

jp_1896 Report

#84

In The History Of Children

In The History Of Children

BlanketMage Report

#85

“A Loose Cannon Eventually Points Your Way”

“A Loose Cannon Eventually Points Your Way”

Dxj_R Report

#86

Road Rage About To Be Like A Cod Lobby

Road Rage About To Be Like A Cod Lobby

Un_FaZed211 Report

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#87

Jenga Tower Of Blood

Jenga Tower Of Blood

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Virtual Cowboy

Virtual Cowboy

ApXv Report

#89

Scared Horse. I Am Shooketh

Scared Horse. I Am Shooketh

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Dog Villains

Dog Villains

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#91

Kinda True, It Is Meat With Electricity?

Kinda True, It Is Meat With Electricity?

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#92

Spring Rolls Are Unpredictable

Spring Rolls Are Unpredictable

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#93

Bare-Chested Man With Two Dead Raccoons

Bare-Chested Man With Two Dead Raccoons

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#94

That Good Ol Southern Drawl

That Good Ol Southern Drawl

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#95

My Fart Is On The Floor

My Fart Is On The Floor

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A Slap In The Face Of The Pez Community

A Slap In The Face Of The Pez Community

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Snarling Ambulatory Carpets Of Death

Snarling Ambulatory Carpets Of Death

Udzu Report

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Very Specific

Very Specific

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How Are All Your Thoughts In Comic Sans

How Are All Your Thoughts In Comic Sans

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Horseback Jesus

Horseback Jesus

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Primitive Urges

Primitive Urges

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Yogurt

Yogurt

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#103

"The Little Mouse Who Lives In My Frontal Lobe Is My Only Source Of Income"

"The Little Mouse Who Lives In My Frontal Lobe Is My Only Source Of Income"

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I’m An Asparagus

I’m An Asparagus

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#105

Hmmm Yes

Hmmm Yes

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Mr Mime Has A Humiliation Fetish And Ash’s Mom Totally Doms Him

Mr Mime Has A Humiliation Fetish And Ash’s Mom Totally Doms Him

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The Vegans Of Gaming

The Vegans Of Gaming

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#108

My Elementary School Locker Combination

My Elementary School Locker Combination

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Wrestling With A Bobcat

Wrestling With A Bobcat

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Emergency Hotdog

Emergency Hotdog

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It’s Time To Kill Space

It’s Time To Kill Space

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He Ain't Wrong

He Ain't Wrong

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#113

If Cat Not Enjoy Being Held,why Baby Sized?

If Cat Not Enjoy Being Held,why Baby Sized?

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Moon’s Haunted

Moon’s Haunted

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Hottie Hot Take

Hottie Hot Take

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Get Down Jeezy Boy

Get Down Jeezy Boy

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Glorified Milk Carton By The Token White Friend

Glorified Milk Carton By The Token White Friend

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#118

Inspiration : 100

Inspiration : 100

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#119

Well That’s A Pivot

Well That’s A Pivot

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Circumcise Me, Captain!

Circumcise Me, Captain!

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#121

Are You Saying Waluigi Has No Free Will

Are You Saying Waluigi Has No Free Will

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Just Everything About This Sentence To Be Honest

Just Everything About This Sentence To Be Honest

Photmaus Report

#123

See Ya Later

See Ya Later

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Makeup Brand New Lexicon

Makeup Brand New Lexicon

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When God Sings With His Creations, Will A Turtle Not Be Part Of The Choir?

When God Sings With His Creations, Will A Turtle Not Be Part Of The Choir?

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#126

Don’t Be A Fool

Don’t Be A Fool

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Diet Autism

Diet Autism

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Skeet Skeet Your New Daddy’s A Llama

Skeet Skeet Your New Daddy’s A Llama

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Being Medium Ugly Is Lit

Being Medium Ugly Is Lit

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Y'all Ever Just...

Y'all Ever Just...

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#131

Suck Santa’s Dick Like The Rest Of Us

Suck Santa’s Dick Like The Rest Of Us

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#132

Been A Longtime Lurker On This Sub. Finally Found One That Really Spoke To Me

Been A Longtime Lurker On This Sub. Finally Found One That Really Spoke To Me

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Icy

Icy

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This Scholarly Film Reviewer

This Scholarly Film Reviewer

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#135

Checkmate, Aethiesm

Checkmate, Aethiesm

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Unlicensed Rodeo Food Stand That Poisoned Eighty People

Unlicensed Rodeo Food Stand That Poisoned Eighty People

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I Want To Move To New Jersey

I Want To Move To New Jersey

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